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Strange mushroom like thing

Found in China
by zoidberg 11 months ago (Wed, Jun 20, 2012) in Fail (SFW)
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  • Rave | 11 months ago | +27
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  • deleted | 11 months ago | +14
    By the end of the day , I am sure someone ate it....
    • deleted | 11 months ago | +4
      by the end of the day Im sure one of them fucked it or fucked the news girl with it.
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +3
        hope so
    • dolph9plus | 11 months ago | +1
      Yes im sure they did,they ate it for its power.. Hoping it will make them virile and increase the size of the freaky lil mushroom in their own pants.
  • TheBrat | 11 months ago | +12
    I'm pretty sure we just saw the oriental version of The Onion News.
    • phatigue | 11 months ago | +1
      agreed, no way it could have been mistaken as a plant
  • brixzereg | 11 months ago | +4
    it looks like a two headed fleshlight
    • hotcorpse | 11 months ago | +2
      Ya it was probably the guy getting the interview he just didn't want to say it was his.
  • uknowigotskillz | 11 months ago | +4
    Can I grow my own ?!? I would save a fortune in pocket pussies
  • TheBidz | 11 months ago | +4
    fuck it id hit it......
  • PollyPissyPants | 11 months ago | +4 -1
    Where's the video where they eat it?
    • Whadafuk4 | 11 months ago | +1
      Asians, funny looking "thing". I just knew someone would end up fucking it.
  • friendlygarfield | 11 months ago | +3
    did i read that right ? they dug 80 m deep to find that ?
    • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +2
      I'm sure if you dug in to 80 meter of octomoms meat curtain you would find something that once loomed like that too.. ;)
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +3
        Turn off your autoretard.
        • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +1
          Damn you doctorgasm, pop in every now and then just to ruin my self confidence.. :) I swear that only happens when you're around..
          • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
            You love me like a brother really. Couldn't lend me ten pounds til the weekend I suppose? No?
            • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +1
              No but i'll give you all the soon to be worthless euro's you want... ;)
              • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
                I shall open a wedding confetti shop for my cousin. Nice girl but mad as a box of frogs.
    • ConnieLynne | 11 months ago | +1
      Yes.... I wonder if they dug out an old well that someone tossed it down!
  • YrSerenity | 11 months ago | +3 -1
    I believe they were all having a blond moment...
    • WonkyDonkey | 11 months ago | +3
      I didn't see a girl, tied to a chair with her hair pulled back, mascara running down her face as I fuck her mouth mercilessly, the the spit strings covering my cock and the sounds of gagging ringing in my ears..... Must have been a different blonde???
      • YrSerenity | 11 months ago | +2
        yeah diffrent blond moment..id love ta watch your blond moment though :)
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +4 -2
    Haha its a organic fleshlight hahahah
    • Winter | 11 months ago | +6 -1
      Wouldn't that be called a vagina?
  • PLEDGEY | 11 months ago | +2
    Never mind sub titles, DUB that woman's annoying voice the out!.
  • XantesFire | 11 months ago | +2
    No, it was a real story. http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/326994
    • the1armman | 11 months ago | +1
      read more Beijing - A Chinese investigative news program Xi'an Up Close became a national laughing stock after a "mysterious mushroom" its investigative reporter featured on the show turned out to be a self-pleasure sex toy.
      • the1armman | 11 months ago | +5
        You would think they knew this...they make the fucking things.
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
    Fuck it I'm going to fap to it
  • maverixxx | 11 months ago | +2
    who will try it first?
  • Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +2
    "yeah I'm going to keep this slimey plant in my house for safe keeping.." uh huh..likely story..
  • JustAHumanBean | 11 months ago | +2
    It's like the Beverly Hillbillies and their "fancy eatin' table" and "billiard eggs", found a sex toy and had no idea. But the pussy lips on one side should have been a pretty big hint.
    • EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +1
      They were digging to put in a new see-ment pond.
  • TheJoekenorer | 11 months ago | +2
    We used to sell these at the pron store. It's an insert for a love doll, plugs right in either way, and in some models each end of the device protrudes from the corresponding area of the love doll. Fucking hilarious they're all handling it and looking at it, I bet that cyber skin does feel very weird to the unknowing.
    • bb2687 | 11 months ago | +1
      Sounds fucking sophisticated. And I thought sex toys were so simple.
  • SquirtingDesire | 11 months ago | +2
    I never thought water was that clean in China...
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