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  • j18speed posted 6 months ago
    The Titty Fuck Her for when putting your dick straight through her Sternum is what you're really after. The Pleasure Periscope is for seeing shit that even more frightening than what's on the outside. The Nanny Cam or video vouyer is another model of the pleasure periscope... complete with RCA jacks. The Mini Butt Licker for those days when you can't find someone to lick your ass. And finally, Eco's favorite, the Man Shark... no explanation needed! +9 reply
    • Jolly posted 6 months ago
      I remember this one time back on the submarine when our periscope broke and we replaced it with a kaleidescope. We thought we were surrounded. +1 reply
  • warmonger posted 6 months ago
    A hahaha I can just picture the look on Ecos face when he sees the cock ring LMFAO +6 reply
    • PissFlap posted 6 months ago
      Eco's gonna be real pissed with anyone who mentions him +2 reply
  • Bouy posted 6 months ago
    1st one brings a new meaning to titty fuck reply
  • azzhole posted 6 months ago
    If the top one has a place to hold your beer thats pretty close to the perfect toy. +4 reply
  • Sylvia posted 6 months ago
    Which one is the strange one? +10 reply
    • PissFlap posted 6 months ago
      Sylvia, you are perfect - I would ask for your hand if I ever came to Brazil. reply
      • PissFlap posted 6 months ago
        Then I'd put your liver in the fridge and fry your heart to eat with with a nice bottle of Chianti. :) +7 reply
        • Sylvia posted 6 months ago
          I don't give my heart easily reply
          • PissFlap posted 6 months ago
            ... and I wouldn't ever think otherwise ! reply
            • Cobra Dick posted 6 months ago
              Parboil the heart in lightly salted water for several minutes, then split it to remove the pericardium and blood vessels. Bake it (dressed with several bacon strips) at 325 degrees for 2 hours. Remove from the oven, let cool, and stuff with a heated bread or wild rice dressing. Broil it for several minutes to reheat. Serve with crusty French bread, salad and a good Merlot. +4 reply
          • HolliWould posted 6 months ago
            he didn't say heart... he said liver =D reply
            • Sylvia posted 6 months ago
              No he's putting my liver in the fridge and frying my heart reply
              • HolliWould posted 6 months ago
                Ooooh yah I missed that! Sorry insomnia has got the best of me! reply
                • Sylvia posted 6 months ago
                  That's ok, looks like somebody negged you, wasn't me, honest reply
  • smurfspunk posted 6 months ago
    I will neg everyone who says #1 is the perfect woman if it could clean up and cook! reply
    • Pastafazool posted 6 months ago
      It's perfect because it shuts the fuck up. +2 reply
      • HolliWould posted 6 months ago
        and doesn't threaten to neg you! reply
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          • emoloserr posted 6 months ago
            shes not hidingwood i know her in real life...u have a problem u come to me. +2 reply
          • HolliWould posted 6 months ago
            I have my period and I'm F***in crabby! Leave me alone with the tranny crap. reply
    • BuzzBurbank posted 6 months ago
      #1 is the perfect woman if it could clean up and cook Smurfspunk. +2 reply
    • Jolly posted 6 months ago
      #1 is the perfect woman it could clean up and cook reply
  • warmonger posted 6 months ago
    The second one could come in handy for husbands I mean we think we own it so we should take care of it and I'm sure with some education we can know what to look for as far as signs of cancer ect. +1 reply
    • Sylvia posted 6 months ago
      Nothing says erotic like mentioning the word 'cancer'! reply
  • BikerTrash posted 6 months ago
    LOL omfg I just saw the Pleasure Periscope at our local sex shop :| reply
  • Moleman posted 6 months ago
    'RCA Jacks included' - I'd love going to an electrical store: "Hi, excuse me do you have compatible RCA jacks for a video voyeur, look deep inside of me?" +1 reply
  • Pyromaniac posted 6 months ago
    I would not put the last one anywhere near my private area. It looks like the part of the fish you chuck away. reply
    • HolliWould posted 6 months ago
      what the hell kind of fish are you eating!? the Madagascar toothfish reply
  • emoloserr posted 6 months ago
    This gives a whole or shall i say hole new meaning to UP PERISCOPE! reply
  • HolliWould posted 6 months ago
    Just a periscope?! What? no snorkel!? +2 reply
    • Jolly posted 6 months ago
      The snorkel mast was originally developed and implemented by German crews escaping from France to return home while Allied aircraft would fuck them up when they ran their U-Boat's surfaced. reply
      • HolliWould posted 6 months ago
        so the moral of the story is snorkels are fair in love and war!? +1 reply
  • VintageLoser posted 6 months ago
    Oh god. To think people test these out and give positive feedback to the point they get put on the market. "Well, I loved the feel of a camera up my ass!" "The fake tongue worked magic for my lack of a social fucking circle!" +1 reply
  • Flamesack112 posted 6 months ago
    So how exactly would an intimate self-examination work? "Damn babe I can see your cervix!" reply
  • HrtBrkn posted 6 months ago
    interesting, could do without the first one though. +1 reply
  • 13 posted 6 months ago
    Im not sure, Im scared of Led paint on those toys. +1 reply
  • Amarie posted 3 months ago
    I love these. Especially tha asshole camera. Now THAT is somethin I haven't tried... yet. reply
  • Akima posted 2 months ago
    That son-of-a-bitch lied to me! He told me #2 was a sonogram device when I was pregnant. I should have suspected something was up. I mean, I'd never heard of free OB/GYN check-ups at the dentist office before. I guess that's why my HMO only agreed to pay for one of the two cavities filled. reply

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