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Cop thinks he is dieing
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From: dark_age79 Joined: 12 months ago Uploads: 37 |
Added: Mar 17, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: weed   overdose   pot   cop   brownies   stupid   |
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i want some! ROFL +4 replygarageflower posted 6 months ago
Musta been some GOOD shit!!!! replymarshallbanana posted 2 weeks ago

hahahahhahaha 3 to 3 +2 reply

I hate brownes but these are good i want more but i hate them but i want more. +2 reply
times just going really,,,really really,,,,slowly +2 replyfireball80ca posted 6 months ago
do you have a [.] key? +2 replyUnidentified posted 6 months ago
pot brownies will help u get your redwings +6 replysuperman2086 posted 6 months ago
lol owe you one for that replywannafrosting posted 6 months ago

What a copout. +1 reply
police officers should be held to higher standards of intelligence... this one is just a dumb fuck +6 replypain_whore posted 6 months ago
Sorry to say, I have never met a police officer I respected. Even sorrier to say how many I've met. +4 replyjoythief07 posted 6 months ago
That's because you're a Badass Motherfucker. reply
HAhahaa! You don't even know Thief. replyCharles Bronsin posted 6 months ago
I'd settle for smart enough not to shoot unarmed suspects. +1 reply13thstepper posted 6 months ago
Either a dumb fuck or just a rookie at getting stoned! LOL replyscorpionking posted 6 months ago

NO YOU DONT YOU WILL DIE!!!!! I'm on the floor as we speak laughing my head off, i think i may be dying reply

Least he doesn't have to worry about brain damage. Duhhhh. +1 reply

God I hope those two didn't reproduce. +1 reply
This is why I put away the phones, keys, and just listen to Pink Floyd. That way I dont have to worry about making appologies for shit the next day... +2 replyBlockhead97 posted 6 months ago
I drink. I always make sure to send out the " I apologize in advance" texts about an hour before. reply
Detroit city council concerned about a stoned cop, huh? Yeah, i guess theres not really any other issues for them to worry about.... +2 replyLearnToSwim posted 6 months ago
dearborn, not detroit. i take offense to that. replytherollinstoner posted 6 months ago
Thanks for that repost. replyAstralJokers posted 6 months ago
I don't think it's a repost, But this http://www.heaven666.org/the-stupidest-policeman-youll-ever-see-8773.php has been here 2 years now +1 reply
well if catalin had decent tags i woundlt have reposted, i looked for it first replydark_age79 posted 5 months ago
sir? stay on the line...ok, you ARE dying. you are having a low pressure time collapse. you need to get time moving again, do you have your service revolver? ok, good. you are going to need that. shoot where the brownies went in. gooood. thats good. +4 reply13thstepper posted 6 months ago

The one and only time I ever tried drugs I had three puffs on my friends spliff..... I thought I was going to fall off the chair, so I laid on the floor..... and then I thought I was going to fall off the floor, so ended up laying on a rug holding the edges so I didn't fall off. Scared me so much that I never touched drugs again. And yes, you did read right - it was just three puffs. +12 reply 
Never realized you were such a pothead Shammie. ; ) +2 reply 
... but did you 'inhale' ? That's the important question. ;-) +2 reply
Or did you exhale? +2 replywannafrosting posted 6 months ago
oh no, a crack head. reply 
I smoked so much of that and hash from the age of 13 to 19 that in my adult years it affects my nervous system I can't smoke it unless I'm drinking then I'm a fiend reply 
13??? Wow Wow Wow!!! Hold on Man, I never Smoked any Hash, I just sell it. reply 
Good move, you could have fallen off the floor if you didnt hold on to the rug, thats what they are there for man. Also, if walk sideways, the small people wont spot you a tell the doors to keep you in, and if you pat the couch just so, it wont creep out and phone the cops. reply

I think i'm dying...AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAH.... probably took a Z from me reply

At least his wifes enjoying the high! +3 reply
Fancy having a wife called Cuba...... +2 replyWonky_Donkey posted 6 months ago
... makes you want to 'have-Anna' instead! +2 reply
No, not Anna she's in to Castroation. +2 replyWonky_Donkey posted 6 months ago

tax payers money hard at work! +1 reply

lmao thats some strong weed!! Im not dying just super fucking hiiigh! +2 reply
She's on the living room ground .... I think we are dead, I really do....LMFAO... +2 replyDiscombobulated posted 6 months ago

What a dumb fuck! Probably his marijuana was spiked with something bad for having this sort of effect. I 've seen many "bad trips", but never from pot... reply

He was probably still munchin on the brownies as he was on the phone...*munch*aah I think I'm dead*chew chew* Yeah and my wife is floating on the living room GROUND man. I think it was part Labrador man! +1 reply
i felt like that last night! but it was goooooodddd shit! +1 replynookielookie posted 6 months ago
Psssh redwings suck ass -1 replymentalillness5 posted 6 months ago
You want some brownies? +1 reply
im from dearborn, check my profile. replytherollinstoner posted 6 months ago

Compared to this guy, any stupid cop in a movie looks like a Rhodes Scholar. reply

Don't he have anyother Police Officer friends to call for help? why ring 999? or he is just scared they will come fuck him and his wife first then do anything... reply

That's me... I don't do any drugs, never did, and never will because I react bad to tylenol. I'm sure if I took any real drug it would fuck me up so bad I'd do something this dumb. reply

He just needs more practice. I had a buddy that thought he swallowed his tongue after hitting my 4 ft tube...teenage years. reply

at least hes a hockey fan!!!!!!! reply

Light Weights reply

Thats like me on sugar. reply

I had some shit like that before, really fucks with your mind. +1 reply
love this post. the hockey thing made it even better. i remember those days. i'm dying man. seriously i'm having a heart attack right now! it's laced! lol replyfatnazicowdicktater posted 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LILWAYNE replySirCumsAlot posted 5 months ago

For the many amounts of time I've been high, not once have I thought I was going to die :[ I want what he has. reply

Maybe he was having a religious experience and dying of guilt for stealing Speedball and Acid from the evidence locker and taking it all at once! reply
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