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From: dark_age79
Joined: 12 months ago
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Added: Mar 17, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: weed   overdose   pot   cop   brownies   stupid  
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  • pogomama posted 6 months ago
    I hate brownes but these are good i want more but i hate them but i want more. +2 reply
  • pain_whore posted 6 months ago
    police officers should be held to higher standards of intelligence... this one is just a dumb fuck +6 reply
  • BossNigga posted 6 months ago
    NO YOU DONT YOU WILL DIE!!!!! I'm on the floor as we speak laughing my head off, i think i may be dying reply
  • Darkk posted 6 months ago
    Least he doesn't have to worry about brain damage. Duhhhh. +1 reply
  • wh0re posted 6 months ago
    God I hope those two didn't reproduce. +1 reply
  • Blockhead97 posted 6 months ago
    This is why I put away the phones, keys, and just listen to Pink Floyd. That way I dont have to worry about making appologies for shit the next day... +2 reply
    • wh0re posted 6 months ago
      I drink. I always make sure to send out the " I apologize in advance" texts about an hour before. reply
  • LearnToSwim posted 6 months ago
    Detroit city council concerned about a stoned cop, huh? Yeah, i guess theres not really any other issues for them to worry about.... +2 reply
  • AstralJokers posted 6 months ago
    Thanks for that repost. reply
    • Klamydia posted 6 months ago
      I don't think it's a repost, But this http://www.heaven666.org/the-stupidest-policeman-youll-ever-see-8773.php has been here 2 years now +1 reply
      • dark_age79 posted 5 months ago
        well if catalin had decent tags i woundlt have reposted, i looked for it first reply
  • 13thstepper posted 6 months ago
    sir? stay on the line...ok, you ARE dying. you are having a low pressure time collapse. you need to get time moving again, do you have your service revolver? ok, good. you are going to need that. shoot where the brownies went in. gooood. thats good. +4 reply
  • Shammie posted 6 months ago
    The one and only time I ever tried drugs I had three puffs on my friends spliff..... I thought I was going to fall off the chair, so I laid on the floor..... and then I thought I was going to fall off the floor, so ended up laying on a rug holding the edges so I didn't fall off. Scared me so much that I never touched drugs again. And yes, you did read right - it was just three puffs. +12 reply
    • ecorock posted 6 months ago
      Never realized you were such a pothead Shammie. ; ) +2 reply
    • warmonger posted 6 months ago
      I smoked so much of that and hash from the age of 13 to 19 that in my adult years it affects my nervous system I can't smoke it unless I'm drinking then I'm a fiend reply
      • 13 posted 6 months ago
        13??? Wow Wow Wow!!! Hold on Man, I never Smoked any Hash, I just sell it. reply
    • curlyjoe posted 6 months ago
      Good move, you could have fallen off the floor if you didnt hold on to the rug, thats what they are there for man. Also, if walk sideways, the small people wont spot you a tell the doors to keep you in, and if you pat the couch just so, it wont creep out and phone the cops. reply
  • suGanja posted 6 months ago
    I think i'm dying...AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAH.... probably took a Z from me reply
  • Cambi07 posted 6 months ago
    lmao thats some strong weed!! Im not dying just super fucking hiiigh! +2 reply
  • Discombobulated posted 6 months ago
    She's on the living room ground .... I think we are dead, I really do....LMFAO... +2 reply
  • Goatseman posted 6 months ago
    What a dumb fuck! Probably his marijuana was spiked with something bad for having this sort of effect. I 've seen many "bad trips", but never from pot... reply
  • gfl160 posted 6 months ago
    He was probably still munchin on the brownies as he was on the phone...*munch*aah I think I'm dead*chew chew* Yeah and my wife is floating on the living room GROUND man. I think it was part Labrador man! +1 reply
  • R3dneck posted 6 months ago
    Compared to this guy, any stupid cop in a movie looks like a Rhodes Scholar. reply
  • 13 posted 6 months ago
    Don't he have anyother Police Officer friends to call for help? why ring 999? or he is just scared they will come fuck him and his wife first then do anything... reply
  • j18speed posted 6 months ago
    That's me... I don't do any drugs, never did, and never will because I react bad to tylenol. I'm sure if I took any real drug it would fuck me up so bad I'd do something this dumb. reply
  • livedoen4 posted 6 months ago
    He just needs more practice. I had a buddy that thought he swallowed his tongue after hitting my 4 ft tube...teenage years. reply
  • woodeye posted 5 months ago
    I had some shit like that before, really fucks with your mind. +1 reply
  • fatnazicowdicktater posted 5 months ago
    love this post. the hockey thing made it even better. i remember those days. i'm dying man. seriously i'm having a heart attack right now! it's laced! lol reply
  • SirCumsAlot posted 5 months ago
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LILWAYNE reply
  • Endecrix posted 4 months ago
    For the many amounts of time I've been high, not once have I thought I was going to die :[ I want what he has. reply
  • abcynthia posted 3 months ago
    Maybe he was having a religious experience and dying of guilt for stealing Speedball and Acid from the evidence locker and taking it all at once! reply

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