Suck at suicide

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	From: Slayerigormortis Joined: 7 months ago Uploads: 36	Added: Nov 22, 2009 Category: Violent Tags: suicide fail shotgun face like dough

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DaWizard | 4 months ago
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Next time use a pistol and put in your mouth and press it against your soft palate. +2 reply

Mystyfydu | 4 months ago
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Sounds like you tried this before. +3 reply

herne | 4 months ago
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who hasn't? +3 reply

Birdiewatcher10 | 4 months ago
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I'm gonna throw a random one person out there that hasent...mee! :O +3 reply

beauxdythered | 4 months ago
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Makes 2 of us +3 reply

skillo2021 | 4 months ago
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And 3... only because i usually put it on the soft pallet behind my balls...im not sure if this is effective? reply

jeg3698 | 4 months ago
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Thats the same method my girlfriend uses to suck my cock reply

inka302 | 4 months ago
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i didnt want to shoot my self but i did that was some gud as weed , crack what ever he was doing reply

Slayerigormortis | 4 months ago
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If he came here first, he might have just shot his load on the keyboard and called it a day. +8 reply

ronjen54 | 4 months ago
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Life is good,then it sucks... reply

PhillyDarko | 4 months ago
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That should be LG's new slogan... +1 reply

kissoftheoctopus | 4 months ago
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LAAAAME ;) +2 reply

laron101 | 4 months ago
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Life's a bitch, and then you die reply

ffrenzy | 4 months ago
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I feel sorry for the guy, I always said suicidal people deserve a second chance/RETRY. +3 reply

lordmagellan | 4 months ago
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He kinda reminds me of Mr. Staypuft. +2 reply

OtisDriftwood | 4 months ago
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IS his buddy still stuffed under the merry go round thing? Maybe someone should pull him out? +4 reply

mattamus | 4 months ago
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to live another day.....of hideous disfigurment! reply

3inchstub | 4 months ago
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With those soft lips, and no teeth, I bet he gives great head. +5 reply

ffrenzy | 4 months ago
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Sounds like you want his number... +4 reply

3inchstub | 4 months ago
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Only if he does house calls... reply

warmonger | 4 months ago

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with all the money people are willing to pay for someone to be killed why don't they pay that to have themselfs killed ...or atleast make a bomb and have them target terrorist groups and make their deaths more meaningfull +4 reply

douchebag666 | 4 months ago

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I agree, so many people are willing to sacrifice their life for what they deem a meaningful purpose. I say if people wanted to die, become a suicide bomber and get back at those crazies in the middle east. Fight fire with fire. They would die as heroes, rather than turn into disfigured handicapped people who now have lowered their standard of living that was worse than the hell they experienced before they pulled the trigger. +1 reply

punkies29 | 4 months ago

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I have a friend that tried to kill himself on the anniversary of his best friends suicide. It didnt work and he pretty much looks just like that guy. it's a sad, sad thing. reply

Beeyahh | 4 months ago
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and fail +1 reply

vintagemommy | 4 months ago
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maybe if someone pushed him on the merry go round he wouldnt be so sad +12 reply

PhotoShopWarrior | 4 months ago
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Do you know.. the muffin man.. +1 reply

son0fyourg0d | 4 months ago
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the muffin man? reply

warmonger | 4 months ago

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Oh do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man? Oh do you know the muffin man, That lives in Drury Lane? Yes I know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man. Yes I know the muffin man, That lives in Drury Lane. +1 reply

heavenninja | 4 months ago
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i know him cuz i banged his daughter!!! : ) how do you like them apples?.. i mean... er ... muffins. reply

mx5wood | 4 months ago
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M*A*S*H is wrong...suicide ain't painless. reply

Tommygunn | 4 months ago
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But..."it brings on many changes" +1 reply

son0fyourg0d | 4 months ago
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if i had a face like that id shoot myself too +1 reply

souleater | 4 months ago
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ur profile pic tells a different story though reply

Jolly | 4 months ago

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At first I thought he was talking in 3rd person, and he was currently institutionalized...but it sounded like he was released, so he's all better now. It's all good. reply

Jolly | 4 months ago
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"Welcome back to the neighborhood pal, we all decided to have a BBQ 'Welcome Back Party', Nancy will bring a blender so you can chew your steak." +4 reply

edgarsuit | 4 months ago
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...play again reply

Mkaytiee | 4 months ago
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if you are going to commit suicide have a gun pointed to your balls and your brain. suicide is a pussy way out so you myaswell get rid of your manhood too +2 reply

loneboner | 4 months ago
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when i turn the hand towards myself i sometimes hit myself in the clapper to ....Jizz al over my face ...I call it genetical suicide reply

PhatBastard | 4 months ago
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If at first you dont suceed try and try again . . . practice makes perfect people reply

Smuggler | 4 months ago
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You have to be careful with suicide. In some countries it's illegal, and the penalty is death. +2 reply

SpankyVonRectalripper | 4 months ago
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Better luck next time... reply

son0fyourg0d | 4 months ago
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now thats thinkin with your dip stick jimmy! +1 reply

elsuperbeasto | 4 months ago
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Is this a preview for the 'Preacher' movie? That looks exactly like Arseface. reply

Thorin | 4 months ago
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Reminds me of some David Firth movies. reply

doooombringer | 4 months ago
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who's he gonna play on the see-saw with now? reply

corndogg | 4 months ago

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this video reminded me of something that happened about 20 miles down the road earlier this year. man shoots wife in forehead goes outside on back porch and kills self. police show up and the woman offers to make the cops tea while she has a hole in her head from the gunshot. she survived btw. +1 reply

judge2525 | 4 months ago

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He learned 2 very valuable lessons here. (1) Ray was more successful at shooting a gun than he was and,(2) Don't holler at barking dogs because it breaks your concentration. +1 reply

Defected1980 | 4 months ago
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Hhahahaha "i didn´t wanna die" well he sure got that wish... -1 reply

ILoveAsianWomen | 4 months ago

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I love listening to fuckers like this .... hey goonie boy? good luck gettin' some pussy ... even blind Asian girls won't give it up for whatever you call your head nowadays. reply

RIGHT AND EXACT | 4 months ago

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I remember when this happened. They blamed it on subliminal messages contained in a Judas Priest record ("...do it...do it...just do it...") and there was a big court case as well. They lost. reply

Youngblood666 | 4 months ago
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should have bought a bb gun ya dill reply

Jagged Marrow | 4 months ago
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Should have packed extra ammo just in case... or at the very least a suicide buddy. reply

Defected1980 | 4 months ago
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New wallace and gromit movie???? reply

dwpbike | 4 months ago
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try....try....try again -1 reply

silverfox | 4 months ago
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too many video games reply

Slayerigormortis | 4 months ago
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Or not enough pussy. reply

MustaKrakish | 4 months ago
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2nd times the charm reply

IllbeHereallWeek | 4 months ago
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I am glad he said well i shot myself,because i would of never put 2 and 2 togather! reply

PLEDGEY | 4 months ago

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if he knew he was going to shoot himself, and he didn't want to die, why the fuck didn't he just shoot his foot????. at the end i thought he said 'i didn't want to die, and i shat myself', i was thinking ' i bet you fucking did!'. reply