Slayerigormortis

Suck at life

Suck at suicide
by Slayerigormortis | 10 months ago (Sun, Nov 22, 2009 9:43pm EST) | in Violent
91 ratings
Tags: suicide   fail   shotgun   face   like   dough  
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  • DaWizard | 10 months ago
    Next time use a pistol and put in your mouth and press it against your soft palate. +2
    • Mystyfydu | 10 months ago
      Sounds like you tried this before. +3
      • herne | 10 months ago
        who hasn't? +3
        • Birdiewatcher10 | 10 months ago
          I'm gonna throw a random one person out there that hasent...mee! :O +3
          • beauxdythered | 10 months ago
            Makes 2 of us +3
            • skillo2021 | 10 months ago
              And 3... only because i usually put it on the soft pallet behind my balls...im not sure if this is effective?
    • jeg3698 | 10 months ago
      Thats the same method my girlfriend uses to suck my cock
    • inka302 | 10 months ago
      i didnt want to shoot my self but i did that was some gud as weed , crack what ever he was doing
  • Slayerigormortis | 10 months ago
    If he came here first, he might have just shot his load on the keyboard and called it a day. +8
  • ronjen54 | 10 months ago
    Life is good,then it sucks...
    • laron101 | 10 months ago
      Life's a bitch, and then you die
  • ffrenzy | 10 months ago
    I feel sorry for the guy, I always said suicidal people deserve a second chance/RETRY. +3
  • lordmagellan | 10 months ago
    He kinda reminds me of Mr. Staypuft. +2
  • OtisDriftwood | 10 months ago
    IS his buddy still stuffed under the merry go round thing? Maybe someone should pull him out? +4
  • mattamus | 10 months ago
    to live another day.....of hideous disfigurment!
  • 3inchstub | 10 months ago
    With those soft lips, and no teeth, I bet he gives great head. +5
    • ffrenzy | 10 months ago
      Sounds like you want his number... +4
      • 3inchstub | 10 months ago
        Only if he does house calls...
  • warmonger | 10 months ago
    with all the money people are willing to pay for someone to be killed why don't they pay that to have themselfs killed ...or atleast make a bomb and have them target terrorist groups and make their deaths more meaningfull +4
    • douchebag666 | 10 months ago
      I agree, so many people are willing to sacrifice their life for what they deem a meaningful purpose. I say if people wanted to die, become a suicide bomber and get back at those crazies in the middle east. Fight fire with fire. They would die as heroes, rather than turn into disfigured handicapped people who now have lowered their standard of living that was worse than the hell they experienced before they pulled the trigger. +1
  • punkies29 | 10 months ago
    I have a friend that tried to kill himself on the anniversary of his best friends suicide. It didnt work and he pretty much looks just like that guy. it's a sad, sad thing.
  • Beeyahh | 10 months ago
    and fail +1
  • vintagemommy | 10 months ago
    maybe if someone pushed him on the merry go round he wouldnt be so sad +12
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 10 months ago
    Do you know.. the muffin man.. +1
    • son0fyourg0d | 10 months ago
      the muffin man?
      • warmonger | 10 months ago
        Oh do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man? Oh do you know the muffin man, That lives in Drury Lane? Yes I know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man. Yes I know the muffin man, That lives in Drury Lane. +1
        • heavenninja | 10 months ago
          i know him cuz i banged his daughter!!! : ) how do you like them apples?.. i mean... er ... muffins.
  • mx5wood | 10 months ago
    M*A*S*H is wrong...suicide ain't painless.
    • Tommygunn | 10 months ago
      But..."it brings on many changes" +1
  • son0fyourg0d | 10 months ago
    if i had a face like that id shoot myself too +1
    • souleater | 10 months ago
      ur profile pic tells a different story though
  • Jolly | 10 months ago
    At first I thought he was talking in 3rd person, and he was currently institutionalized...but it sounded like he was released, so he's all better now. It's all good.
    • Jolly | 10 months ago
      "Welcome back to the neighborhood pal, we all decided to have a BBQ 'Welcome Back Party', Nancy will bring a blender so you can chew your steak." +4
  • edgarsuit | 10 months ago
    ...play again
  • Mkaytiee | 10 months ago
    if you are going to commit suicide have a gun pointed to your balls and your brain. suicide is a pussy way out so you myaswell get rid of your manhood too +2
  • loneboner | 10 months ago
    when i turn the hand towards myself i sometimes hit myself in the clapper to ....Jizz al over my face ...I call it genetical suicide
  • PhatBastard | 10 months ago
    If at first you dont suceed try and try again . . . practice makes perfect people
  • Smuggler | 10 months ago
    You have to be careful with suicide. In some countries it's illegal, and the penalty is death. +2
  • SpankyVonRectalripper | 10 months ago
    Better luck next time...
  • son0fyourg0d | 10 months ago
    now thats thinkin with your dip stick jimmy! +1
  • elsuperbeasto | 10 months ago
    Is this a preview for the 'Preacher' movie? That looks exactly like Arseface.
  • Thorin | 10 months ago
    Reminds me of some David Firth movies.
  • doooombringer | 10 months ago
    who's he gonna play on the see-saw with now?
  • corndogg | 10 months ago
    this video reminded me of something that happened about 20 miles down the road earlier this year. man shoots wife in forehead goes outside on back porch and kills self. police show up and the woman offers to make the cops tea while she has a hole in her head from the gunshot. she survived btw. +1
  • judge2525 | 10 months ago
    He learned 2 very valuable lessons here. (1) Ray was more successful at shooting a gun than he was and,(2) Don't holler at barking dogs because it breaks your concentration. +1
    • Defected1980 | 10 months ago
      Hhahahaha "i didnīt wanna die" well he sure got that wish... +1 -1
  • ILoveAsianWomen | 10 months ago
    I love listening to fuckers like this .... hey goonie boy? good luck gettin' some pussy ... even blind Asian girls won't give it up for whatever you call your head nowadays.
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 10 months ago
    I remember when this happened. They blamed it on subliminal messages contained in a Judas Priest record ("...do it...do it...just do it...") and there was a big court case as well. They lost.
  • Youngblood666 | 10 months ago
    should have bought a bb gun ya dill
  • Jagged Marrow | 10 months ago
    Should have packed extra ammo just in case... or at the very least a suicide buddy.
  • Defected1980 | 10 months ago
    New wallace and gromit movie????
  • dwpbike | 10 months ago
    try....try....try again -1
  • silverfox | 10 months ago
    too many video games
  • MustaKrakish | 10 months ago
    2nd times the charm
  • IllbeHereallWeek | 10 months ago
    I am glad he said well i shot myself,because i would of never put 2 and 2 togather!
  • PLEDGEY | 10 months ago
    if he knew he was going to shoot himself, and he didn't want to die, why the fuck didn't he just shoot his foot????. at the end i thought he said 'i didn't want to die, and i shat myself', i was thinking ' i bet you fucking did!'.
  • souleater | 10 months ago
    I dont know ,but that clip made me shit my self when i saw hes FACE!!!! lol
  • SUBZERO12390 | 10 months ago
    Wrong Turn 4 anyone????
  • sublime73 | 1 week ago
    I'm sure with a face like that he doesn't wanna die anymore
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