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• azzhole posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor HOLY HOOOVER ...Whack man +2 reply

• yanidez posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor lol its not a hoover, but an electrolux:P Just so you know lol +1 reply

• Studoro posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor i wonder if the actually pleases him... I dunno but it pleases me ... i mean .... as in its funny.... you know .... AWW fuck just forget it reply

• spamjavolin posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor this sucked try your shop vac next. reply

• Quasimoto posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor i did something liek this once.... i jsut had to get naked, plug that fuker in, then i hoovered my floor for like 5 hours :D +5 reply

• ray13star posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Nice... reply

• hurl posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I wonder how many pubes he pulled out when he was trying to suction his nuts...? +2 reply

• PhotoShopWarrior posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor That is gonna void your warranty. +11 reply

• j18speed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor There's a warranty on cocks?! +2 reply

• PhotoShopWarrior posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Yes, genius. There is a warranty on cocks. +3 reply

• j18speed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Does it cover chaffing? +1 reply

• Quasimoto posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor only in the first 18 years, then you gotta pay extra, but yu get starfish no claims protection reply

• MyssThang posted 2 days ago rate it: good poor Excellent! Plus one to you! reply

• redd posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor He always said his lover sucked like a hoover..........Here's proof! +2 reply

• mistressXXX posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Well guess turnabout is fair play, "some" women get a thrill outta the spin cycle on washing machines. Yup. reply

• warmonger posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor OK !....WHO HAS N"T DONE THIS !!? ...er i mean this guys ..a..weird and um (quickly trying to label this on SPEED ya he's the H666 escape goat) +1 reply

• j18speed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Seriously... I have never done this. I know it's quite surprising. I've always thought it sounded like a bad idea... I just imagine a swollen and buised dick. +1 reply

• goldenturtle posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Well you're suppose to attach a paper towel tube or old aluminum foil tube... not that I'm an expert. +1 reply

• Lady Q posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor yeah ok, so whats this manual here. "How to Hoover your Doover, By Goldenturtle"... +2 reply

• PissFlap posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Speed, you're right not to try it - I have read in the annals (nice word, nothing to do with "anals") of the British Medical Journal reports by real doctors on idiots who have tried this. The fit is so perfect that the suction has been known pull off penises in rare cases. Just the fact that I'd have to explain the embarrassing accident to a surgeon let alone the pain and loss of manhood prevent me from ever contemplating this. +1 reply

• Lady Q posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I remember an incident where a guy at a hotel decided to go to the hot tub at night and stick his member in the jet hole and got stuck. He had to scream for help because he was alone. Waking up most of the tenates at the hotel who all looked from their balconies in amusement. Eventually someone called the Fire Department to get him out and he had to chuck the bill... reply

• kmb666 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Honey, Are you done vacuuming your junk? reply

• wh0re posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I hoped he at least lubed up the nozzle... +2 reply

• superman2050 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor i said dont come in my room when im cleaning +4 reply

• sillyelf posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I really hope I'm not the only one to get this reference +1 reply

• superman2050 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor me too, scary movie people reply

• smurfspunk posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor He is the right guy for the white trash lady as he is fucking a vacuum! reply

• PhotoShopWarrior posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor No, idiot, I said empty the vacuum cleaner bag. reply

• joythief07 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor There are better methods for male enhancement. +1 reply

• FearNoEvil posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Good thing he didn't use a Oreck. +3 reply

• Dandeegirl posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I hope it's a wet/dry vac. +2 reply

• brandywine posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor If I find black and white tile on anyone's bathroom floor... I shall be very very suspicous! reply

• XXXMissHeavenXXX posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor lol so boys realy do wank with hoovers,this has opend a whole new world to me +1 reply

• corona10 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor that's really got to suck... reply

• FIREFLY posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor i had it on blow once very messy.. reply

• stuartpedaso posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor It is a sad world when you have to fuck the vacuum, it is even sadder if you enjoy it. +1 reply

• Bouy posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Next time I shop for a vacuum I will ask for it by name. Where's the Cock Sucker 2000 at? +3 reply

• yourname posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor ok the penis part i could probably do but putting it on my nuts that looks like it would hurt reply

• tojo38 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I bet his wife can't get the fucker to look at the vacuum cleaner when the carpet's dirty, but he'll run to the mother fucker to stick his cock in it. reply

• bowtie posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor This fella has way to much time on his hands,,And the sad part is his willy actuly fit's into the end of the vac +1 reply

• gspotjax posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor id love to see it get stuck in there id fuckn piss mysalf laugh'n...........cheep trick to get ya 59seconds of fame...GET A LIFE.. reply

• notorious posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor well that's one way to get your dick sucked reply

• where666evil666lies posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor "yea honey i fixed the vaccuum." "suction is pretty good now!!" reply

• MiPalomaEnTuBoca posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor theres nothing wrong with experimenting with a vacuum....HOWEVER, waiting until you're fuckin 25 years old to do it (and still being able to fit in that tiny hole) is a tell-tale sign of lonliness......unless its your ex girlfriends' vacuum reply

• elwoodblues posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor was that stanley steamer reply

• schmiddles posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I need a blow job too but I'm goin hooker, not hoover. Boy I can't wait! reply

• sillyelf posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor When he was going over his balls, it looked almost painful... the way he jerked back... reply

• scorpyo posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Hey, I did that when I was 13 yo. Since them I found women who suck my dick. What a loser. At his age ... reply

• GenericGrayBox posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor one word cums to mind ..............sucker reply

• byob posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor that guy needs to join h666.he would never that bored again. reply

• Gmike posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor he should have used a plastic nozzle the metal one looked painful reply

• vaginalsqualor posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor That's what Gmike meant when he said I sucked like a hoover. reply

• PissFlap posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Doctor, I was hoovering the car with a hard-on, naked, when I accidentally fell on my penis and this dreadful accident happened to me - can you do anything? reply

• Freedom Fries posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor His mom must be wondering why her son down in the basement vacuums so much when there is no carpet. +1 reply

• RatDog67 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor This Sucks reply

• old-davy posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor his penis is broken, a whole minute of being sucked and it didn't work..... reply

• deedee36 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor What is so wrong with using your hand and some lube anymore!?!?! +1 reply

• ray13star posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Good 'ol Palmela gets really old really quick. Besides, he must've just became single again to do this gettup... reply

• BriDGAF posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor thats so funny reply

• luvnlife posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Clean Freak! reply

• whitetrashed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor No Fermunda Cheese jokes on this dude reply

• BigBadDave85 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I can understand getting a vacuum to suck your cock, but why make it a smaller hole and metal? That just seems painful. reply

• DragonsfirePit posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor SO SAD NOBODY WANTS HIM, SOONER OR LATER THE VACUM WILL REJECT HIM AS WELL reply

• ray13star posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor It's too bad they don't have one of those inside of a blowup doll (for good suction)!!! reply

• wardancer posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor Two things disturb me with this video...first, his cock fits inside the vacuume hole. Second, I knew a girl in H.S. who did the very same thing....and now come to think of it her last name was Hoover reply

• Okolnur posted 1 month ago rate it: good poor AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reply