Surprise, surprise

An explosive surprise

by Jsan69 11 months ago (Mon, Jul 16, 2012) in Porn Fail (Porn)

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tshezz | 11 months ago | +30 -1
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CaptainFlyscratch | 11 months ago | +13
fuck, did it cum out of her ears as well?? I had to watch that again to be sure...
- CaptainFlyscratch | 11 months ago | +92 -1
  upon closer inspection, it actually cums out of her eyes (tear ducts) fucken gross (extra plus for you)
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  - felixisdashiz | 11 months ago | +7
    Another thing I can't show my wife...it will add to her list of reasons not to blow me.
    - CarlJohnson | 11 months ago | +9 -8
      She has no problem putting her mouth on anyonr elses cock. Haha She really does hate you!
  - SomeOleBullshit | 11 months ago | +4 -1
    Dear. God.
    I can't even imagine this.
    I was trying to hold back a laugh so hard once, while drunk and with a mouthful of beer that it came out my eyes a bit, and that really sucked. I can't imagine how badly this messed this bitch up
  - YoungDante | 11 months ago | +2
    shit! i accidentally negged... Sorry, i was fapping. ill pay you back i swear
Festezio | 11 months ago | +11
Not in her hair, she just got it did
RawrRosalina | 11 months ago | +10
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ha i bet she didnt expect it to cum out like that
Dranoboy666 | 11 months ago | +7
Dam is that shit blue!?
- funlover | 11 months ago | +5
  Of course it is. He just blew his load.
  - AsusPrime | 11 months ago | +2 -2
    lol ha ha ha
- JustAHumanBean | 11 months ago | +1
  Maybe he's a smurf.
kittyripper | 11 months ago | +6
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She gave herself a Chinese Dragon.
The act of receiving a blowjob and as you cum you push the girls head down on your dick and the cum flies out her nose like the smoke from a Chinese dragon. It has many names but all of them involve a dragon.
- deleted | 11 months ago | +7
  Also known as the 'Snarling Dragon'...personally i never understood it because I swallow...so...yeah, still funny to watch though
  - tshezz | 11 months ago | +1
    Hi, want to make out?
    - burnsidesinner | 11 months ago | +1
      shotgun anus ....
  - spidermanboxers | 11 months ago | +1
    and that makes you awesome anonymous... i wish i could plus you more than once
- SLEVIN28 | 11 months ago | +4
  Angry dragon is another name for it because they get fucking pissed after it comes out of their nose
  - BiPolarBear | 11 months ago | +2
    also known as the snow dragon in some cases
- thedarknesswithin | 11 months ago | +1
  The boomtown gusher is way better
deleted | 11 months ago | +6 -1
I simply love the "Angry Dragon". Excellent upload.[image]
Silke | 11 months ago | +4
That guy must have just got out of jail after spending 3 years in solitary confinement with both his arms in traction the whole time. That kinda pressure build up should have come with some sort of warning.
MrRam | 11 months ago | +4
Hahha wow the tear ducts sprayed too!
There's Probably some in her lungs and stomach
Misterkrock | 11 months ago | +4
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hotcorpse | 11 months ago | +3
That's one way to clear your sinuses.
deleted | 11 months ago | +2
Blue jizz...wtf
- Wagingwetard | 11 months ago | +2
  Probably a black light in the room..
  - camp89 | 11 months ago | +2
    For the Velvet Elvis of course.
steady | 11 months ago | +2
Like a fuckin boss. She's lucky her eyeballs didn't pop out of her head.
ding | 11 months ago | +2
seems more like the fake ones used that shoot a ton of fake looking cum honestly. His balls couldn't even hold that much cum from the look of them...
- CaptainFlyscratch | 11 months ago | +6
  Your prostate holds the semen, my man, and unless you have x-ray vision, you have no idea how much jizz a man holds in his clip...just take Peter North for example...
PollyPissyPants | 11 months ago | +2
This needs to be made into one of those "fus ro dah" videos.
mysticmerlin | 11 months ago | +2
she did belch just before the shot. i reckon its from her stomach. blue drug bile.
- deleted | 11 months ago | +1
  Makes more sense actually. No exit from the mouth so it took the only exits remaining.
Whadafuk4 | 11 months ago | +2
She sucked that dick...
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She took cum THROUGH her face! That was a fantastic display!!!
xrapex | 11 months ago | +2
I'm surprised it didn't say worldstarhiphop.com scrolling through the video and a crowd of folks cheering.
JustenCase | 11 months ago | +2
Why isn't the dude at all vocal just before blowing his load?
Not even a sigh or a wimper?
Either he's asleep, in a coma or just way too cool for moaning during sex.
- deleted | 11 months ago | +1
  That's what I was thinking...at least a "mmmmm" or a "damn babe" or a "fuuuuuuck"
  - longdong69 | 5 months ago | +1
    If you listen closely, you can actually hear him breathing and it kind of sounds like he laughed at the bitch. Hahaha
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