Slayerigormortis

Surprisingly amazing

8 year old guitarist
by Slayerigormortis 10 months ago (Sun, Jul 29, 2012) in Cool Stuff (SFW)
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  • deleted | 10 months ago | +18 -1
    'Her' name is Zoe Thomson. She's a Brit, is now 9, and has a solid career ahead of her. 5 million YouTube hits, and solid interest from Linkin Park, Pink Floyd, and Dream Theater among others. She currently plays in The Mini Band, all Munchkins. Go ahead, top that shit, you bunch of ne'er do wells. ( As I am here, I include myself therein.)
    • Slayerigormortis | 10 months ago | +1
      Thanks. Can't seem to always get it to work.
    • Scottish | 10 months ago | +9 -8
      Well if she is half as smart as she is good at playing the guitar she would show no interest in Linkin Park or Dream Theater, both are piles of shit.
      • TheBraveLittleToaster | 10 months ago | +15 -1
        Dude she's 8. you know what i was doing when i was eight? jumping off of the stairs with an umbrella. Shes got her work cut out for her, leave her be.
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        • Scottish | 10 months ago | +1 -5
          I rode laundry baskets down the stairs and roller bladed off of my roof, all I'm saying is Pink Floyd is the only one that has any real relevance and they aren't even the same. Linkin Park and Dream Theater??? Yeah use an 8 year old as a publicity stunt so you might actually sell out a concert for once.
          • fickle1 | 10 months ago | +4
            when i was 8, i was being gay.
            • ConnieLynne | 10 months ago | +1
              Once you've gone gay.....
      • ding | 10 months ago | +1 -1
        I'd let her slide on Dream Theater, but Linkin Park? How can anyone put them in a sentence with Pink Floyd? He even LISTED Linkin Park before the Floyd!
  • deleted | 10 months ago | +10
    I can do the same with my skin flute
  • Slayerigormortis | 10 months ago | +6 -1
    Well the further details bullshit didn't work so I'll keep this straight up. This kid is fucking awesome. I wish I had this kind of talent.
    • fkbisme | 10 months ago | +6 -2
      I've seen several videos of this kid and I agree, he's pretty bad ass. Imagine what he'll be like in twenty years.
      • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +4
        Are you sure its a boy?
        • fkbisme | 10 months ago | +15
          No, he's a girl.
          • Morbidmental | 10 months ago | +1
            I plus anything that makes me laugh, I'm not always proud of what makes me laugh, but plus for you sir, or gal.
      • brazilbilly | 10 months ago | +5 -1
        you mean strung out on drugs?
  • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +4
    The kid has more musical talent in her left limousine finger than Lincoln park has in their whole group.. suck that Chester..
    • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +2
      Http pinky finger..
      • deleted | 10 months ago | +1
        Either way you made it sound good... Plus to you Sir!
        • Wagingwetard | 10 months ago | +1
          I have a profound hate for Lincoln park..
    • scudgold | 10 months ago | +1
      I want a limousine finger!!
  • PrinceChazII | 10 months ago | +4
    After a shift working with brain injury people, mentally ill folk who can't wipe, people with intellectual disabilities who have to be reminded to drink water when it is over 100 degrees? I count on H666 to entertain, amaze, amuse and give me a giggle. Thanks, Slayer!
  • TheFlyingHoodlum | 10 months ago | +4
    Apparently, Satan is still accepting souls for talent since Robert Johnson.
  • MadManJason | 10 months ago | +3
    I'm amazed, but I would be thrilled if she did a line of coke and trashed the room when she was done.
  • spangeva | 10 months ago | +3
    I'm impressed. And she's not even Asian.
    • kittyripper | 10 months ago | +7 -1
      No matter how good you are at something, there is always an Asian that is better at it.

      [video]
      • Ivadirtyvitch | 10 months ago | +5

        Can't help but think that off stage this is what these kids can see!

        [image]

      • deleted | 10 months ago | +3
        I've watched this series before. These aren't happy little kids...these are property of the state.
      • TheJoekenorer | 10 months ago | +1
        They don't genuinely as happy as the kid did.
        • kittyripper | 10 months ago | +1
          That is true. I am sure there have been a few beatings and screaming sessions by their parents in order for them to be able to do it. They are very talented nonetheless, as well as the girl playing metal.
      • 831Danny | 10 months ago | +1
        Hahahaha. Those damn Asians are soo talented! Well, there goes my excuse of having small hands and sausage fingers.
        • 831Danny | 10 months ago | +1
          Let me see them try and parallel park though... Unless they are part of the 1% of Asians that are tokyo drifters.
      • CrawdaddySupreme | 10 months ago | +1
        Were they handed guitars as soon as they plopped out of their mothers? They're still covered in vernix!
  • JollyRogArrh | 10 months ago | +2
    She must be a fan of DragonForce..that's some pretty clean playing
  • ArtemNY | 10 months ago | +3 -1
    3:30



  • turdusmcflurdus | 10 months ago | +2
    40 seconds in stops playing but the guitar sounds keep going, now that is amazing.
    • ConnieLynne | 10 months ago | +1
      so is the invisible man on drums and bass!
  • Genetic | 10 months ago | +2
    Don't get me wrong, she's good but I wouldn't say amazing. She's out of time a lot with the track she's playing to, lots of bum notes and has to stop twice to get back to where she should be playing. Give her 3 years and she will be amazing. Give her 10 years and she'll be sucking cock for meth.
  • psychmike | 10 months ago | +2
    She's gonna be awesome at masturbating.
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