j18speed

Syliva is bored

Here's some Smegma to spice up your day
by j18speed | 4 years ago (Sun, Jun 29, 2008) | in Gross (Nsfw)
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  • ecorock | 4 years ago | +21
    Be careful you don't get banned for uploading pictures of your dick, bro. HAHAHAHAHAHA
    • valium69 | 4 years ago | +4
      he would have to have a good zoom
      • Red Baron | 4 years ago
        The question must be asked....Is Speed gay ? not that there's anything wrong with that. Hell he can get married in Calif. now.
  • kmb666 | 4 years ago | +7
    Hold the cheese!
    • spamjavolin | 4 years ago
      glad the folks snipped the hood after birth. turtle necking. Happy thoughts "The animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without smegma." Thomas J. Ritter, MD
    • X | 4 years ago
      Undercheese, that is!
  • keyser soza | 4 years ago | +6
    I reckon these are all paedophiles cocks ,because they know kids will do anything for the taste of dairylea!!!
  • kmb666 | 4 years ago | +3
    Awesome Tags, Speed!
    • j18speed | 4 years ago | +1
      I wanted to be POSITVE people could find it.
      • psyclone | 4 years ago
        you forgot knob... knob cheese...
      • humanwreckage | 4 years ago
        Were you listening to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo while posting the tags?
  • BikerTrash | 4 years ago | +3
    I'm not 100% sure what smegma is..but I sure as fuck don't want it on my dick :|
    • j18speed | 4 years ago | +1
      *crosses BikerTrash off list*
      • BikerTrash | 4 years ago | +2
        It scares the hell out of me to be on one of your lists *shivers all over*
  • wh0re | 4 years ago | +3
    Wow, that really turned my stomach. Please,please, please wash the turtleneck!
  • j18speed | 4 years ago | +2
    Hang tight, Sylvia... I'll find some more great stuff to upload ;)
    • Sylvia | 4 years ago | +5
      Some great pics there from Speed. An ugly dick that nobody wants to screw.
      • bentOver | 4 years ago | +6
        nobody wants to but somebody unfortunately has to.
        • floridaboy4life | 4 years ago | +6
          spoken like someone who has been in that position before...
          • bentOver | 4 years ago
            hell no, i'll bite it off with mah teeth, i will.
            • 13 | 4 years ago | +1
              Give Back my Dad's Pride bitch.
  • superman2050 | 4 years ago | +2
    my my speed what a large collection of homosexual pictures you have
    • irishjohn80 | 4 years ago | +2
      he got them from cumwhore before he/she left. is the second pic arnold rimmer with the smeghead?
      • superman2050 | 4 years ago
        damn you for making me go back and look again lol. i dont know who it is but someone should tell him that that isnt a microphone
  • dvs1 | 4 years ago | +2
    thank goodness I am circumcised.
  • iain_hughes | 4 years ago | +2
    it's again, suprising, or confusing as to why guys let this shit get on their dick in the first place, or to an extent as some of them, it's like, my dick is a fucking shrine to some extent to me, aint gonna be touched by any woman if it looks/smells like them is it..... "pukes"... maybe i need to spend more time on H666 again i'm become tame, and nauseaus at pictures like this...
    • Junky | 4 years ago
      I don't understand either. I couple of them r in camoflage... maybe they are in the field and no showers? Maybe that's why soldier is cleaning it for the other guy?
  • dimebag420 | 4 years ago | +2
    some girls like sour cream in their taco
  • sawan | 4 years ago | +1
    Creme de la cock in this instance is easily removed by power washing , acid bath , or soap water and a coarse wire brush lol
  • puzzyeetin | 4 years ago | +1
    about 3 days.
  • mistressXXX | 4 years ago | +1
    I will never have parmesan cheese EVER again, nasty diseased looking thing as if someone could lick that sludge :(
  • nookielookie | 4 years ago | +1
    Speedy go wash you dick man! damn!
  • ILOVEANDREE | 4 years ago | +1
    a day without smegma is a day incomplete
  • fatkatemoss | 4 years ago | +1
    It takes 6.8 seconds to wash a cock...
    • proflight | 4 years ago
      it can take a fair bit of rubbing to get the soap dispensed though
    • Cor3 | 4 years ago
      not properly, I would imagine.
    • j18speed | 4 years ago
      Not the way I do it!
    • kickone | 4 years ago
      but thats only if you have three inches or less
  • JaguarSabyr | 4 years ago | +1
    Just wash your crusty cock already!
  • phlegmboy | 4 years ago | +1
    Quick, someone get in touch withMcD's. There are some new suppliers for their cheesburger ingredients
  • beccasbud | 4 years ago | +1
    OMG.....I THINK I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE......nty! keep that shit far far from me! *barf*
    • faseforeal | 4 years ago
      u shouldnt clown guys with smegma...i'm one of them...
  • Queenstoner | 4 years ago | +1
    Man what a cheesy post!
  • stephanie | 4 years ago | +1
    dig the tags. whoopee LOL
  • DOA77 | 4 years ago
    somebody is acting AWFUL cocky
  • fireball80ca | 4 years ago
    little bit of soap an water will help that out
    • proflight | 4 years ago | +2
      maybe a gallon of paraffin and a steam cleaner would be better
    • PimpZ | 4 years ago
      and a bottle of hydrochloric acid
  • kmb666 | 4 years ago
    Ladies, who ordered the hotdog with cheese??
  • proflight | 4 years ago
    Once again the poor defenceless foreskin is brutilised due to lazy furkers not cleaning their old boys correctly. CFOTW (Clean foreskins of the world) unite and fight this abuse.
    • Tommygunn | 4 years ago
      In short WASH YOUR DAMN DICK!.....Besides it's Fun!
      • Shammie | 4 years ago | +1
        Surely it's more fun when a lady washes it for you?
        • proflight | 4 years ago | +1
          Thats a valid point Shammie, even better when you wash each others.
          • Shammie | 4 years ago
            Your theory's great...... slight problem though - I don't have a foreskin!
            • proflight | 4 years ago
              ok I accept that principle, but I am sure that any decent chap would love to pretend you did, just so a double wash could be gained.
  • gspotjax | 4 years ago
    well that dont look very yummy it looks very sad an un-clean......
    • Plexipunk | 4 years ago
      I'm takin' it you prefere a happy and clean cock?
      • gspotjax | 4 years ago | +2
        yes happy an clean cocks are best, drity is only good if its dirty from me....
  • lpg | 4 years ago
    i knew i shouldn't have ordered the Hot Dog with Extra Cheese.
  • Sylvia | 4 years ago
    Oh yeah! Ok so I've printed them off, labelled them filed them. I'm going to cross reference them with my other dick pics and stick them in my photo album. Things to do.... busy busy busy
  • Angstrum | 4 years ago
    That would be itchy..damn and it's not like we don't scratch the bastards enough...
  • XXXMissHeavenXXX | 4 years ago
    how long dose it take with out washing for smeg to appear??
  • Unidentified | 4 years ago
    TOO MANY DICKS
    • humanwreckage | 4 years ago | +1
      Nah, not too many dicks...just too many NASTY dicks.
  • djnastynat3 | 4 years ago
    I'm glad I dont have dick cheese.
  • freakydeaky | 4 years ago
    Plus one to u wh0re!
  • jeanaissa | 4 years ago
    nasty dicks take a shower
  • puzzyeetin | 4 years ago
    Sometimes I won't wash for a week, and then I'll put my dick in between 2 slices of bread and give my wife a dick-cheese-sandwich!!
    • humanwreckage | 4 years ago
      That's a tube steak and cheese sandwich.
  • Lord Love Rocket69 | 4 years ago
    i hear the french love it
  • Geil | 4 years ago
    After seeing the foot up the ass, I knew smegma wasn't far behind.
  • Reign | 4 years ago
    Some please tell me what that is PLEASE
    • beccasbud | 4 years ago
      the icky stuff that builds up inside a guys sheath, if hes uncircumsized and very uncleanly....
      • humanwreckage | 4 years ago
        Thing is though, some of these ARE circumsized. It's sort of the male version of a yeast infection. Grossness.
        • w8y | 4 years ago
          its an infection? i thought it was just mouldy spunk?
  • Stinkerbell | 4 years ago
    I think I could almost smell it! HORK!!! What happens if you leave it dirty like that? Does the skin get infected after awhile? The whole thing could rot off! Don't try to be Chester Cheetah, just wash your damn dick already!
  • sdtuu | 4 years ago
    You know if u wash to much u acutally get more Smegma as i found out its fucking horrible only way i could get rid of it was to wash just once aday lol but nice and clean, anybody wanna taste :D
  • kaly13 | 4 years ago
    Feta Dodoni, anyone??? HAHAHAHA!!!
  • XD | 4 years ago
    eeeeee dont lick it...nasty. Learn to wash that thing
  • SILVABACK | 4 years ago
    Looks like the donut box in 7-11
  • brooks69 | 4 years ago
    smegma, gross.
  • gentletiger | 4 years ago
    I didn't know they allowed gay people in the army...
    • Sarah104 | 4 years ago | +2
      The army is homosexual haven... All those men sleeping in one place and being together for long periods of time... Of COURSE they let gay people in the army! Gay people ARE the army.
  • faseforeal | 4 years ago
    i get a lot of smegma build up it sucks....it makes girls wanna vomit....
    • Stoney | 4 years ago
      Man that's sad... You must not get to much head then huh?
  • fatnazicowdicktater | 4 years ago
    scary to think one of the sluts i fucked way back is bound to have come across something like that in the dark while drunk and never even knew. not feelin so hot
  • seandamonisback | 4 years ago
    It looks like he stuck his wang in the sour cream and left it on there for a few weeks. Those are the sickest yeast clots I have ever seen. It really makes me proud of my wiener
  • drad | 4 years ago
    Christ, was you dirty wankers
  • djnastynat3 | 4 years ago
    Wow, gotta love the framed underware next to the rainbow record collection in the first pic. What a classy joint.
  • mguy | 4 years ago
    OK ready for the picture....Now say CHEEEESE
  • somethingwitty | 4 years ago
    guess soap and water are not heard of some places
  • whitetrashed | 4 years ago
    Hey! Anybody want some Fermunda Cheese?
  • duchess4ever2 | 4 years ago
    1 word "GROSS" I would not suck that for.....
  • jadewell | 4 years ago
    mmmm..yeastie.... gross!!!!
  • licks | 4 years ago
    ok can we say FUCKIN NASTY,, c'mon boys no wonder half the population is turning dyke hey ladies
    • Sarah104 | 4 years ago
      Indeed. Tits never do that, I don't think, which is why I'm such a big fan... Also 'cause they're bouncy ;)
  • loko18 | 4 years ago
    ewwwwwww dammm wash your dick bro
  • clervaux | 4 years ago
    From your private collection?
  • jennie80 | 4 years ago
    wash that ting and i ll suck it
  • amalie | 4 years ago
    god why dont guys like washing there dicks properly? so skanky
    • withwood | 4 years ago
      dammit, I love wahing mine - some might say I spend too long soaping it...
  • faseforeal | 4 years ago
    its not about how much you wash it builds up...i have it all the time so i know...i don't get head because of it.. its a has a really strong odor cuz one of my ex's told me that...but some women deal with it....
    • w8y | 4 years ago
      hey man telling people once is enough. i dont need to repeatedly hear about your cock cheese, thank you very much.
  • withwood | 4 years ago
    'you want cheese with that'?
  • squizzytaylor | 4 years ago
    Its my cock and Ill wash it as fast, for as long and as often as I want.
  • squizzytaylor | 4 years ago
    and just for the reference, Ive seen chicks with some fucking nasty ass cooze cheese.
  • silviawet | 4 years ago
    need wash
  • cbtmuc | 4 years ago
    get some cirucumcised VERY tightly!
  • bigkahuna | 4 years ago
    Some very cheesy cocks. Serve with crackers.
  • ajdevise | 4 years ago
    i'm typing this on my friends borrowed keyboard, i just threw up on mine :D
  • 11757 | 4 years ago
    its so big
  • Michadit1 | 4 years ago
    so viel Käse au der Nille! Pfui!
  • Grubb | 2 years ago
    Check out the ginger pubes in pic three...i feel sick, and it isnt the cheese...