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Take me to your leader

Kneel Lancelot
by smurfspunk 5 years ago (Fri, Mar 21, 2008) in Wtf (Porn)
Take me to your leader
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  • deleted | 5 years ago | +25
    Umm... is it a man? But there's hips.. is it a woman? No tits.... Ahhhhh! Damn you H666, I used to know these things.
    • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
      its not a man or a woman, its a repost!
      • deleted | 5 years ago | +1
        but a memorable one.
        • Red Baron | 5 years ago | +1
          Slashed that sword once to many times I see.
          • deleted | 5 years ago | +2
            hahah
          • deleted | 5 years ago
            i get what you meant now, what a dumbass i am
          • deleted | 5 years ago | -1
            I dont understand your childish bullshit
    • dwpbike | 5 years ago | +1
      it's a woman - someone just held on to her ears when skull fucking her
    • deleted | 5 years ago | -3
      this is a repost and lame
      • deleted | 5 years ago | +6
        I see no way how that relates to my comment.
      • ecorock | 5 years ago | +2
        Luckily we have your posts because they're all AWESOME.
  • j18speed | 5 years ago | +15
    *Leans head left... looks puzzled... leans head right... scratches ass... shrugs shoulders.... jerks off*
    • Dirty J | 5 years ago | +2
      goddamn thats funny
    • Ddakota191 | 5 years ago | +1
      You need help...lol
      • j18speed | 5 years ago | +5
        If you helped it wouldn't be called 'masturbating'.
        • Slo40 | 5 years ago | +2
          I have to agree here...
    • BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago | +1
      It was like looking in the mirror for you eh?
      • j18speed | 5 years ago
        You'll call me Link, Mother Fucker.
        • BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago
          I call you Lancelot Link! Sorry Pasta.
          • j18speed | 5 years ago
            Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp! He stands for justice.He has no fear. He's the agent to call when trouble is near. Lance Link, ya gotta come through. Everybody at APE is countin' on you!
            • BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago
              I take it back.You are no Lancelot Link.He's cool.
              • j18speed | 5 years ago
                I'm Mr. Cool Ice!
                • ecorock | 5 years ago | +1
                  Nice tats!
                • deleted | 5 years ago | +1
                  I owe you, LOL!
                  • j18speed | 5 years ago
                    I also accept oral sex.
                    • deleted | 5 years ago | +1
                      STRAIGHT oral sex, speed. Christ you're never gonna learn
    • Bin Laden | 5 years ago
      Yeah, that's what I did.
  • zerocommazero | 5 years ago | +9
    John of Arc
  • Ddakota191 | 5 years ago | +8
    im soo confused.....
    • deleted | 5 years ago | +4
      So's he...um she.................me too
  • tups | 5 years ago | +8
    holy shit you guys, precocious is back...
    • jimwhitey | 5 years ago | +1
      or goose whatever
    • R3dneck | 5 years ago | +1
      Hey, uh, precocious, when I said I thought you were the most annoying piece of shit ever to taint this site, and I wished you'd jump off a cliff where noone would ever find your body - I was just kiddin, we cool, right?
  • sawan | 5 years ago | +7
    Waldo the barbarian!!
  • scorpionking | 5 years ago | +7
    Its, Its....Hilary Swank. Boys Don't Cry
  • AssFreak | 5 years ago | +5
    OMG!!! That is just WRONG!!!!
    • smurfspunk | 5 years ago | +3
      I sword it is funny!?
  • sawan | 5 years ago | +5
    LOOK at the ears on it ,I'd say throw him off a cliff but the fkr can probably fly with them.
    • deleted | 5 years ago | +1
      Maybe but the beef curtains are retraced at the moment they might unfold into a parachute.
      • sawan | 5 years ago
        IT's his ears that will make him fly DUMBO
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +5
    Very relieved that this is a photoshop.
    • AssFreak | 5 years ago | +1
      OMG!!! I was hoping to see SOMEONE say that!!!
      • sawan | 5 years ago | +1
        LOL i cant believe you just said that.
      • deleted | 5 years ago
        I guess you'll have to keep waiting. I'm nobody. *sniff*
        • j18speed | 5 years ago | +1
          Aww... you're somebody. I wouldn't hump 'nobody's' leg.
          • BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago | +1
            Bronsin would call you a suck
            • BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago
              Suck ass for that.And you would hump nobodys leg!
              • j18speed | 5 years ago
                In the future, could you try not to fuck you comments up and keep them all on one line. You're wasting precious space on the Interweb. Fucktard.
                • BuzzBurbank | 5 years ago
                  I will try not to fuck you comments in the future. You precocious Fucktard Interweb Post Whore.
                  • j18speed | 5 years ago
                    I'm not precocious.
                    • MacPhisto | 5 years ago | +3
                      No you aren't. He was much more manly.
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +5
    fatfuck is it really you?
  • fireball80ca | 5 years ago | +4
    the only good thing about this,,,,,, is the sword
  • painwhore | 5 years ago | +4
    when he chopped off his penis he ahould have taken a little off of his ears too
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +4
    What a swordid mess...
  • Neritoc | 5 years ago | +4
    to quote predator "what the hell are you"?
  • drake666 | 5 years ago | +3
    shoot it...
    • smurfspunk | 5 years ago | +2
      speed actually has with his cum...
      • j18speed | 5 years ago
        It wasn't my cum I shot it with.
  • niaXaurellia | 5 years ago | +3
    silly, wheres your dick
    • sawan | 5 years ago
      His sword is called dick.
  • pogomama | 5 years ago | +2
    the sword is so cool but is it a guy or girl. or just one hell of a fucked up he/she
  • FaHQ2 | 5 years ago | +2
    Woah, a rug muncher with a sword. Or is it a young boy with a vagina and a sword? She should really let her hair grow in, and put on some makeup for fuck sake.
  • FCKDUP | 5 years ago | +2
    Looks like my next door neighbor :)
  • nachogirlfriend | 5 years ago | +2
    wtf is with that left nipple??
    • ecorock | 5 years ago | +7
      Somebody drew all over it...........oh, you mean the one in the post.
      • deleted | 5 years ago | +3
        LMFAO eco!
    • chiggedi | 5 years ago | +1
      wait, just imagine him/her/whatever the fuck stickin the sword into his pussy, wouldnt be lame at all, just use your imagination !
      • chiggedi | 5 years ago
        oh wrong postion for my post ! sorry
  • 13thstepper | 5 years ago | +2
    that green screen won't work.
    • j18speed | 5 years ago | +1
      Yeah it did... if you know what I mean (wink, wink)
  • jastourle | 5 years ago | +2
    Used to be a guy. Still hasn't learned, after the first time he dropped it, that nude posing with a sword aint a good idea.
  • nookielookie | 5 years ago | +2
    holy shit! its a girl! hahhahhhahaha
  • Crattt | 5 years ago | +2
    WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!FUCK FUCK FUCK!i fukin knew it!
  • deleted | 5 years ago | +2
    PRECIOUS! Put down the sword. That will cure nothing. Call your shrink. He can help you.
  • Dellamorte | 5 years ago | +2
    So that's the downside to being a highlander, you have no official gender.
  • Keket | 5 years ago | +2
    Still nasty the second time around
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