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Added: May 05, 2008
Category: Funny
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  • trim posted 1 week ago
    if only i can you and push you to the other side you would be happy and happy cows come from california. reply
  • redd posted 1 week ago
    That cow thought the grass was greener on the other side, Now its fucked! +9 reply
  • azzhole posted 1 week ago
    Hey Dave help me outa here .Dave .....Dave .....AAAHHH You muther fucker!!! +7 reply
  • 13thstepper posted 1 week ago
    I'm pretty sure they are both girls, that kinda makes it more funny :) reply
    • R3dneck posted 1 week ago
      Yea, the one in the back sure don't look like a bull. Seems horny nonetheless. reply
  • mufasa posted 1 week ago
    "....and on his farm he had some Cows....eee eye eee eye oh" reply
  • Dandeegirl posted 1 week ago
    Ha Ha! It's barnyard bondage! It's Bessie's turn in the stock. +3 reply
  • shykitten42 posted 1 week ago
    Cows & Politics Explained A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. +5 reply
    • R3dneck posted 1 week ago
      Yep, Republican and Capitalist produce the best outcome there. reply
  • Redchili posted 1 week ago
    should have read: "we all have those days when we get a little stuck... just remember, everyone who shows up is there to fuck" also slightly poetic. reply
  • shykitten42 posted 1 week ago
    ok how about this AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. +2 reply
  • shykitten42 posted 1 week ago
    A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow." The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should make a full recovery. +1 reply
  • mistressXXX posted 1 week ago
    Springtime.... and all creatures great and small are"twitterpated" +2 reply
  • badcat posted 7 days ago
    Maybe the cow that is caught in the fence a a male cow and the other one is trying anal for the first time reply
  • hawtchica06 posted 7 days ago
    what happen on the happy cow farm doesnt stay at the happy cow farm reply
  • Wonky_Donkey posted 7 days ago
    I met Mrs Wonky in a similar situation........God she's got a big cock. reply
  • bowtie posted 6 days ago
    Hey whacha doing?????? Bend over and ill show ya... reply
  • AlfredHugeCock posted 6 days ago
    I want everyone to take this picture, but imagine prison inmates doing the same thing. (you know guy with his head caught between the bars, then comes along bubba) reply
    • Caballero posted 6 days ago
      Well, why don't you upload some images from the last time you were in the system? That way we'll see the actual picture! reply
  • vineys posted 4 days ago
    Wow, from much of the talk here, we humans have not departed far from the animals after all. reply
  • dimebag420 posted 4 days ago
    what do you think the farmer said when he seen this ? i'm next. reply
  • BlackVelvet posted 22 hours ago
    Looks like the average day in the office.... figuratively speaking. reply

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