PhillyDarko

Tattoed beauty making breakfast

I'd risk dying of ink poisoning just to eat her cupcake.
by deleted 4 years ago (Fri, Aug 21, 2009) in Sexy (Porn)
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  • ecorock | 4 years ago | +9
    She couldn't find a light green microwave? Lazy bitch.
    • Punchy748 | 4 years ago | +2
      She was only able to carry a certain amount of junk with her from the 70's. Time travel isn't perfect, yet.
    • deleted | 4 years ago
      I take it you're not that into her Eco... You paid more attention to her kitchen appliances than her sexy ass body!
      • ecorock | 4 years ago | +5
        She lost me at the anchors.
        • zerocommazero | 4 years ago | +8
          Yeah, tattoos are great but you've got to put some thought into them especially when you consider your body and any other tattoos you get as a whole. Too many random, clashing tattoos make you look like a sticker board.
          • WonkyDonkey | 4 years ago | +3
            I was thinking more skank whore than sticker board. But I agree.
        • deleted | 4 years ago | +4
          I don't like tattoos on womens legs;at a distance they look like scabs.When she's older they just look stupid!
          • BadGrl119 | 4 years ago | +3
            when you old, i doubt your thinking about what your tattoos look like when your worried about bigger things like blood pressure, athritis and the like.
        • deleted | 4 years ago
          the anchors are just foreshadowing whats going to happen to her ass in about 30 years
      • ThisSiteAmazesMe | 4 years ago | +1
        Her body is not that sexy. She doesn't really have an ass or a nice rack. Shes just skinny
    • deleted | 4 years ago
      I'd risk dying from her cooking just to eat her cupcake.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +3
    I'm convinced ALL OF YOU are GAY!
    • zerocommazero | 4 years ago | +1
      Call me a skeptic but I'm not.
      • deleted | 4 years ago
        My comment was pertaining to humans, not rust cans that bend metal and consumes alcohol for energy. :^)
        • zerocommazero | 4 years ago | +1
          OOOhhhhh. I don't count now huh? I's be moving to the backs of the comment postins, Masta Darko. I sho' don' wanna bother the rest of da' humanz and just be servin' ya like's yoo be progammin me to dos. lordy NO, I don't wants to be triflin' nobody, no'hows.
          • deleted | 4 years ago | +1
            JAJAJA!!! Bravo, Sir Zero!
            • heavenninja | 4 years ago
              "sobs" ... i consume alcohol for energy.... drunken ninja cries
  • penisalota | 4 years ago | +3
    instead of investing in ink she shoulda bought silicon
    • deleted | 4 years ago | +1
      You should invest in an avatar.
      • heavenninja | 4 years ago
        agreed buddy... he should stick his dick in a "cock"-tail and his name and avitar will make perfect sense! : D
  • MsBitch | 4 years ago | +3
    psht fuck that, i'd cook in the nude
    • judge2525 | 4 years ago | +1
      Don't try it with bacon sweetie because it hurts when the grease spatters on your privates...........unless your into that sorta thing.
      • MsBitch | 4 years ago
        okay... so does cooking in nothing but an apron work???
        • deleted | 4 years ago
          yes.............. yes it does.
        • judge2525 | 4 years ago
          Yes, that is perfectly permisable as long as there are pics provided to ensure that only an apron was used.( It does not have to be a full length or wrap around apron, a simple string apron will suffice.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    I think I made a TOXIC mistake posting this, but I wanted to share her with my fiends on the 666 :^}
    • WonkyDonkey | 4 years ago | +6
      I've told you before and I'll tell you again. You have NO friends here.
      • zerocommazero | 4 years ago | +5
        That's cold, dude. You really didn't have to spell it out like that. Now we'll see a news clip about a young man dying, drowning on the tears that filled his gas mask.
        • XTCTripz | 4 years ago | +1
          and we'll find the video of it posted on here
        • WonkyDonkey | 4 years ago
          Life's a bitch and then you marry one.
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    She needs a bigger breakfast to put some meet on them bones!
  • cutthroatkid | 4 years ago | +2
    is that it
  • deleted | 4 years ago | +2
    Geez pose your Flat ass much?!?!
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