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"WARNING never have a threesome with another man" +7 replyLord Love Rocket69 posted 1 year ago
two men and a woman is not called a threesome its a gangbang and they are gay +3 reply 
its only gay if the make eye contact or their swords cross +4 replyISetMyFriendsOnFire posted 12 months ago
or cum in each others faces +5 replygarageflower posted 9 months agoor finger your own ass while fucking another +3 reply 
looks like his cum made eye contact +4 replyjesterhooligan posted 6 months ago
WTF LOOK HE LIKED IT HE RUBBED IT IN +1 replysuperman2086 posted 1 year ago"Oh shit guy sry, it was the heat of the moment." reply yeah unless you want some fuckin hair gell shot in your hair... reply 
the guy's hair was pretty bad anyway--he was just helping with the styling reply 
(*) ROFL!! I Hate my god damned roommates... I hate em. I am SO moving out, sheesh. (the clip, not me) replyGeezWhatAnAsshole posted 1 year ago- (*) (*) Mentos! The FRESHMAKER! replyGeezWhatAnAsshole posted 1 year ago
ha ha ha friendly fire +1 replyirishjohn80 posted 1 year ago
FuNNiest porn blOOper EVER!!! +2 replyDaDDySwaGG77 posted 11 months agoomg yeah that's why you wanna be on top!!!! reply
Poor couch...dumb ass germans... +2 reply shut the fuck up redneck mothafucka reply - Yo what did that guy say? replyAnomie Strain posted 1 year ago
the guy with the beard said: are u crazy? and the other guy said: oh shit... reply 
he said "shoot me in the mouth not the face mother fucker" +5 reply - plus 1 to u... makin me lol replyrazorback255 posted 1 year ago
- wow you provoked a German! +1 replyWee Jocky McPlop posted 1 year ago
Hell...I got a bit of German blood in me. And as for Germans being insulted..just these two paragons of Darwinism.... reply
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA...... That must be planned! HAHAAHHAHA replyYourNeighbour posted 1 year ago
I think he likes it reply
that would result in a murder if that was me.then the chick and camera crew would be next for watching.then id torch the house, burn my clothes and scour my face with bleach. +17 replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year agoBut you would still be the man who got SPERMED, just no one would know... but YOU would !!!! +7 reply - i have worse things to live with in my head than something like this.easy forgotten this would be-just not easy forgiven. replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
HHAHAHAAH BEST 2 POSTS EVER replyBornfrompain posted 1 year ago- thought so-just checked your profile-you a n00b. you got a lot to see yet dude before you can place us as "best". -2 replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
nice one reply Just kill yourself instead, why not? Easier +3 reply - i dont do "easy"-wet work and disposal requires complex and well planned operations. self extinguishing requires nothing more than selfishness. try it. replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
Why slightlydisturbed? You must have hella hangups. Semen is good for the skin and makes a great facial. Sometimes I mix it up with my lotion +1 replymediapusher posted 1 year ago- semen being good for the skin is an urban myth- it doesn't absorb into the outer epidermal layer-simply dries up and flakes off. and i dont have hang ups-i have opinions,like and dislikes same as everyone else and dont see why i have to agree with anyone just so they don't get upset. +2 replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
Heh, slightly disturbed, I like you! How can I possibly make a favourable impression on you? +1 reply - you already have with that comment! replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
I'm impressed with your knowledge of semen, just never talk to my girlfriend about it. +2 replyjoythief07 posted 1 year ago- yep,i know exactly where you are coming from(excuse the pun)-had this arguement with my missus too.she won,hence my knowledge. replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
- Well I guess you got me there, I wouldn't want vagina cum drippin' on me. replymediapusher posted 1 year ago
Really damn quick too. My face might not be the best looking around, but it sure as shit doesn't look like a woman's ass or crotch...no man chowder on this mug. +4 reply - nicely put dude! replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
- are you slightly disturbed or something? replyWee Jocky McPlop posted 1 year ago
- who?me or him? replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
- hahahahahahahah omg too funny replyshavedballs posted 1 year ago
Owned ! +2 reply So I take it you wouldn't like this ? :) +1 reply Sorry, I was talking to slightlydisturbed. :) reply - it would spoil my day a little. replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
- but what goes around comes around. guy unloads on my face by accident,ok. i kill him,everyone who watched it,find his family,kill them too,then find his ancestral burial plot and piss on it. by accident of course. +5 replyslightlydisturbed posted 1 year ago
plus one for your forgiving nature and your thoroughness +1 reply 
i just had to keep the line going. +2 replyjohnnyblaze posted 1 year agoWonder will it pop out of screen ? :O reply Oh dam its shrinking from the other side. Quick baby suck it ! reply 
I bet the that came all over that dudes face is the same guy with the bent dick, just before and after replyCasinoNight posted 1 year ago- wonder whats worse? the smell or the warmth? replyjohnnyblaze posted 1 year ago
Depends on if the dude ate asparagus within the last few hours before he poped his nut. +1 reply - pissin on the toilet seat OK pissing on your shoes whille drunk WHO CARES jizzin on ya m8s face WTF +1 replyBornfrompain posted 1 year ago
God that was good.! Lol reply
wow, there was no punch to the groin, gotta be set up reply
set up or not... it still is WRONG ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT!!!! reply
wonder if its good for your roots reply
walk it off pussy!!!! ahahaaa just cant resist macduff's sayin reply 
howbout "wank it off, pussy?" replyDead_Squirrel posted 1 year ago
- id fuckin kill him replyprimobmx112 posted 1 year ago
dude on top came home seen his wife fucking some other dude, got all pissed off, started fucking his wife up the ass than came all over the guys face, all is fair reply
i dont know what to think about that..............its one of them things you want to tell everyone you saw.. but you dont know what they would react so you just keep it to yourself reply
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- Sheesh, some people just don't get it: German and Nazi ain't the same. +5 replyDead_Squirrel posted 1 year ago
- I hate to admit there's actually a huge population of Neonazis in northern Idaho or something. Not Germany. replyjoythief07 posted 1 year ago
ignorant bastard -2 reply - ZIEG HEIL hahahah neg me replyBornfrompain posted 1 year ago
when you get old enough to control your spray, all you can do is drool +1 reply 
Laughin' my lil' socks off at that one....... I must remember that (age permitting) reply
He rubbed that shit in his hair like it was Herbal Essence! +1 replyCobra Venom posted 1 year ago- "He's got the urge..." replyjoythief07 posted 1 year ago
HAHA Herbal Essence!! Skeet,Skeet berry flavor! +1 reply
1 Cobra Venom that was classic. Dumb Nazi! -1 reply why nazi? becouse of history.... ha fuckin beener reply 
not Nazi - crout reply lol, thats a fault... americans eat more sauerkraut then the germans... so u are the "crouts" reply I am not American. My father is German, but we don't eat ***crout. Americans are yanks, english are poms and germans are crouts. Sorry dude but that how the cookie crumbles... +2 reply - well said u crank (crout and yank) replyBornfrompain posted 1 year ago
DUMB ASS HUMANS replysexxxondrugs posted 8 months ago
hope it was a good nut.......cuz its bout 2 be your last reply
The guys finger was in his but the whole time. They are both gay. replygunslinger77 posted 1 year ago
the guy shoved one of his balls up his ass, and why the hell was the guy fully clothed in a suit when he had to have known it was about to get baby batter all over it replyGoldielocks posted 1 year ago
Alright boys and girls the moral of the story, if your going to bang a chick with a buddy either have a designated un-load spot, yell FOUR!! or wear goggles. replyBallsDeep007 posted 1 year agoSounds like a good Man-Law. reply
- If that happened to me...i would kill! replyBiomechgenesis posted 1 year ago
Yep I would have punched that dude in the nutsack on the first drop and finished with a knee to the face. reply
I bet that other guy immediately went soft. lol +2 replyreverseview posted 1 year ago
Is that the dude from Grey's Anatomy? replythatswhayyourmomsaid posted 1 year ago
- Haaaaaahahahaaha yay. +1 replydevlsplything138 posted 1 year ago
There is no way his aim was THAT far off! He wanted to Jizz his buddy reply
the cameraman was on queue to tape that, he knew it was coming... no pun intended... any straight guy 1. would on had girls instead of an extra penis 2. wouldof pushed the fag off for cumming on him when the bitch was right there replyRa Scorpio posted 1 year ago
I would rip his throat out and jam my fist through his chest and pull his spine through the gaping opening reply
- omg this is hilarious.. and 3 people no matter what gender is a 3 sum. replyIGetUnderUrSkin5 posted 1 year ago
hahaha that just made my day :) funny stuff reply 
Every one is saying it's disguesting and you are saying that made ur day? Are you sure ur not a gay? reply
nien! ich musta pretends i dont liksh it! < my poor attempt at a german accent :) reply
I think you missed a spot. reply
- That is just fuck up. replysilent_talker posted 1 year ago
FACIAL!!! replyCavalierCanadian posted 1 year ago
I'm not sure you could pay enough....I pause however because 34 billion dollars has a lot of zeros which would could buy a lot of soap and facials at the local spa, only hold the cucumbers, but I will take the peanut butter!!! replyhotstuff69 posted 1 year ago
he has accepted his fate. replyglassjaw429 posted 1 year ago
looks like he is trying to shove a nut up his ass. reply
a shot in the face is still less gay than a dick in the ass replyjerkyboy0420 posted 1 year ago- that should be on a t-shirt. replyGeezWhatAnAsshole posted 1 year ago
Now he knows what it's like! reply
lol they must be gay the guy on top has his fingers up his ass. reply
too funny-she went quiet all of a sudden-coulda been a set up. replyViolet1001 posted 1 year ago
is mine the only one that stops before the good stuff? reply
- Now he knows what women feel like replyqueenbitch posted 1 year ago
I would smack his knob with a bat. +2 reply - Dude.... I imagined the sound the bat would make hitting a boner and i had to plus you +1 replyCasinoNight posted 1 year ago
Haha, thanks reply - ROFLMAO!!!! ADD ONE. but why a 'bat'? replyGeezWhatAnAsshole posted 1 year ago
Endschuldigung Sie bitte! Serves the cunt right, I dont like him, he is evil reply
Ahh!! Pert Plus!!! replyBoontobias_132 posted 1 year ago
i think its german for "you daft fucker ,you could of waited while i opened my mouth" replykeyser soza posted 1 year ago
ah that's a shame, the fella with no clothes on was holding his nuts up and out the way so they wouldn't knock together and everything-all that effort wasted. I think the german translation of this is "ah cheers man, I've run out of fuckin brylcreem." replydarkmachinist posted 1 year ago
Um, ew & why the fuck does the guy on top look like he has a finger up his arse?? replyhard_core_princess posted 1 year ago