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From: catalin
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Uploads: 4198 		Added: Oct 09, 2007
Category: Porn Fail
Tags: double   penetration   face   cum   porn   blooper  

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  • slightlydisturbed | 2 years ago
    that would result in a murder if that was me.then the chick and camera crew would be next for watching.then id torch the house, burn my clothes and scour my face with bleach. +17 reply
    • Messalina | 2 years ago
      Just kill yourself instead, why not? Easier +3 reply
      • slightlydisturbed | 2 years ago
        i dont do "easy"-wet work and disposal requires complex and well planned operations. self extinguishing requires nothing more than selfishness. try it. reply
    • mediapusher | 2 years ago
      Why slightlydisturbed? You must have hella hangups. Semen is good for the skin and makes a great facial. Sometimes I mix it up with my lotion +1 reply
      • slightlydisturbed | 2 years ago
        semen being good for the skin is an urban myth- it doesn't absorb into the outer epidermal layer-simply dries up and flakes off. and i dont have hang ups-i have opinions,like and dislikes same as everyone else and dont see why i have to agree with anyone just so they don't get upset. +2 reply
        • joythief07 | 2 years ago
          I'm impressed with your knowledge of semen, just never talk to my girlfriend about it. +2 reply
          • slightlydisturbed | 2 years ago
            yep,i know exactly where you are coming from(excuse the pun)-had this arguement with my missus too.she won,hence my knowledge. reply
        • rottensmurf666 | 2 weeks ago
          well i agree and i dont care if it absorbs or not i dont want spooge,mine or otherwise all over my face especialy all unexpected like that poor soul reply
    • Angstrum | 2 years ago
      Really damn quick too. My face might not be the best looking around, but it sure as shit doesn't look like a woman's ass or crotch...no man chowder on this mug. +4 reply
  • wdmold | 2 years ago
    dude on top came home seen his wife fucking some other dude, got all pissed off, started fucking his wife up the ass than came all over the guys face, all is fair reply
  • lasty101 | 2 years ago
    i dont know what to think about that..............its one of them things you want to tell everyone you saw.. but you dont know what they would react so you just keep it to yourself reply
  • dwpbike | 2 years ago
    when you get old enough to control your spray, all you can do is drool +1 reply
    • Shammie | 2 years ago
      Laughin' my lil' socks off at that one....... I must remember that (age permitting) reply
  • Goldielocks | 2 years ago
    the guy shoved one of his balls up his ass, and why the hell was the guy fully clothed in a suit when he had to have known it was about to get baby batter all over it reply
  • BallsDeep007 | 2 years ago
    Alright boys and girls the moral of the story, if your going to bang a chick with a buddy either have a designated un-load spot, yell FOUR!! or wear goggles. +1 reply
  • Biomechgenesis | 2 years ago
    If that happened to me...i would kill! reply
    • dvs1 | 2 years ago
      Yep I would have punched that dude in the nutsack on the first drop and finished with a knee to the face. reply
  • Ra Scorpio | 2 years ago
    the cameraman was on queue to tape that, he knew it was coming... no pun intended... any straight guy 1. would on had girls instead of an extra penis 2. wouldof pushed the fag off for cumming on him when the bitch was right there reply
  • Macduff | 2 years ago
    I would rip his throat out and jam my fist through his chest and pull his spine through the gaping opening reply
  • scaramelo | 2 years ago
    hahaha that just made my day :) funny stuff reply
    • 13 | 2 years ago
      Every one is saying it's disguesting and you are saying that made ur day? Are you sure ur not a gay? reply
  • sdtuu | 2 years ago
    nien! ich musta pretends i dont liksh it! < my poor attempt at a german accent :) reply
  • hotstuff69 | 2 years ago
    I'm not sure you could pay enough....I pause however because 34 billion dollars has a lot of zeros which would could buy a lot of soap and facials at the local spa, only hold the cucumbers, but I will take the peanut butter!!! reply
  • MR EZ | 2 years ago
    lol they must be gay the guy on top has his fingers up his ass. reply
  • Messalina | 2 years ago
    Endschuldigung Sie bitte! Serves the cunt right, I dont like him, he is evil reply
  • keyser soza | 2 years ago
    i think its german for "you daft fucker ,you could of waited while i opened my mouth" reply
  • darkmachinist | 2 years ago
    ah that's a shame, the fella with no clothes on was holding his nuts up and out the way so they wouldn't knock together and everything-all that effort wasted. I think the german translation of this is "ah cheers man, I've run out of fuckin brylcreem." reply
  • Freedom Fries | 2 years ago
    1. Naked dude is fucking her in the ass 2. Naked dude has his fingers up his own ass 3. Naked dude stands up instead of cumming on the chicks back 4. Naked dude cums on other dudes face "on acceident" Naked dude is gay! I'm cereal!!! +1 reply
  • XPenSivTst | 2 years ago
    She's a champ for taking the double penetration. It seems painful! Oh, and that guy got what he deserved! And for the one who purposly came on his face, he is my new hero! +1 reply
    • Anomie Strain | 2 years ago
      BAAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! tHAT WAS THE GREATEST SHIT EVER!...I MEAN I PISSED,SHIT, AND PUKED ON PEOPLE BUT THAT TAKES THE CAKE! reply
  • doggrande | 2 years ago
    couch $500 ;hooker to have a threesome $1000; haveing a camera to films you comeing on another guys face priceless reply
  • mediapusher | 2 years ago
    Oh whatever, this is a European clip, I'm sure that "actor" is used to it, knowing how freaky Europeans are. reply
  • 8Bit | 2 years ago
    Hahaha. Thats some funny shit. That'd make for great television. reply
  • pen_is_god | 2 years ago
    ahaha haha haha first he i the one nut wounder with a finger in his ass then gets his load off on a guy! reply
  • nrg_god | 2 years ago
    u can tell he did it on purpose he fingered his own asshole while fuckin her reply
  • drad | 2 years ago
    What the hell, German porn with no Dobermans or shepards? Lame reply
  • rampage | 2 years ago
    take a lot of money for me to take someones cum load atleast $10 reply
  • Whadafuk4 | 2 years ago
    Dude, he meant to do that shit. He whacked for 20 seconds on the guys face while he was yelling. I woulda tossed that bitch off me and start to beat the fuck out of that lil' homo bitch. There are two things you don't do. ONE, never sleep with your best friend's girl and let him find out about it. TWO, Don't jack off on another man's face. OH sorry THREE, your penis should never be within pissing range of another man's face. +1 reply
    • CavalierCanadian | 2 years ago
      I agree to disagree, just think of all the great things in reaturn that cum gave that guy, he had the smoothest skin for weeks! You might be able to beat it off, but you can't beat the silky smooth skin! reply
    • jhentros | 2 years ago
      if you sleep with ur best friends girl, have the balls to let him find out about it. reply
  • FORTTTE | 2 years ago
    HAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHHA!!!!! LOSERS ALWAYS TAKE CUMMING LIKE DADDY!! KEEP CUMMING FUCKERS!!!! reply
  • dirtykitten | 2 years ago
    ROTFL, but I think it was planned that way. Any normal guy would have jumped up and ran off the moment the cum touched his face. This one just sat there forever before he started cursing and wiping it off... reply
  • hotmexgurl | 2 years ago
    hahahaha what a fucking idiot, must've like it since he didnt move out of d way! reply
  • Fairuza | 2 years ago
    That's hilarious! I always wondered if accidents like that happened. Now I know =D reply
  • warmonger | 2 years ago
    Even as a camera man .............The Workers Safety Association should enforce on the job safety glasses for dangerous splash back reply
  • Ferret | 2 years ago
    Awesome. The dude on the bottom deserved it, though. He didn't even take off his shoes and socks. reply
    • Fairuza | 2 years ago
      I totally agree! At least have the decency to take your clothes off. Girls don't like being chafed by zippers! reply
  • sillyelf | 2 years ago
    That was no accident, lol! He was banging the chick, but he wanted something in him too with how he was going at himself. reply
  • badcat | 2 years ago
    You all know that he did that on purpose. I am betting it is the last time the cum dude lets ass dude get the ASS. reply
  • HeidixHo | 1 year ago
    oh come off it... girls get it done to them all the time in porn DEAL +1 reply
  • 905desi | 1 year ago
    why did that guy do that to his buddy? for the guy on the bottom definitely not a HAPPY ENDING! reply
  • marcusdarling | 1 year ago
    Russian porn- ..so it was staged. They luh that shit, them Germanic cousins (shiza porn). reply
  • Tilbo | 12 months ago
    And All This Live From What Appears To Be, My Nans Front Room. reply
  • maxxnational | 1 month ago
    the dude on top is a stright up faggot! hes fingering his goddamn asshole the whole time! which as long as u dont go past the first knuckle isnt gay in and of itself....but then to lauch on some guys face and plead ignorance lol hes a flamer reply

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