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The 3 stages of drunk for girls

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  • xxmrpiinkxx posted 1 year ago
    The uptight, sober cunt looks like she needs a cock...ASAP +18 reply
    • PissFlap posted 1 year ago
      Once the sober ones loosen up with a few drinks, they're better than the readily drunk "fun" ones who are boring in bed... a bit like good Catholic girls whose alter ego in bed is surprisingly refreshing... +2 reply
    • Jimbar posted 1 year ago
      The Fuckin' Ready Boys looks like she already sees one! reply
    • Stibbs posted 1 year ago
      The one in the middle kinda got an evil grin, I think she popped the bra from behind just in time for the photo XD :P :P reply
      • KingLucifer posted 8 months ago
        shes the kinda girl thatll slip her finger in your ass when your fucking her brains out reply
    • Whadafuk4 posted 1 year ago
      That's stat. She needs cock stat... 1000 cc's of cock in room H666. reply
    • SuPaFly43218 posted 11 months ago
      Great titjob on that third whore. I mean elegant, classy, young woman. reply
  • Macduff posted 1 year ago
    that one of the reasons i love playing guitar at bars, you get to see all three stages throughout the evening +1 reply
    • PissFlap posted 1 year ago
      Your guitar Mac must be one great fanny magnet - girls love guys who can play the guitar ! reply
      • gulfice posted 1 year ago
        and guys who can play the guitar love girls who can play the skin flute +3 reply
      • Macduff posted 1 year ago
        well, i play blues and old school jazz on these shows, not really chick magnet stuff, but i do get lots of free drinks and beers!!! (though Im not drinking now dang reply
        • coop posted 1 year ago
          This one's for you MacD: "Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?" %u2014 William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night +1 reply
          • Macduff posted 1 year ago
            yes culture on heaven, culture that isnt dripping out of a diseased orrifice. and that would be Sir Toby Belches line to Malvolio if im not mistaken reply
  • goldenturtle posted 1 year ago
    Well give me the had a couple of drinks so I won't have to worry about her puking all over the place before I get her home. +1 reply
  • diesel420 posted 1 year ago
    here is my reply to them, girl 1)shut the hell up, girl 2)here is my number and girl 3) my car is over here +9 reply
    • gulfice posted 1 year ago
      See diesel, if you managed your time more judisously and simply went to the bar close to closing time, you could despense with pissing of the uptite girl (who might be in stage 3 next time you see her), wouldn't have to waste time giving some 3 beer limit your phone number, but could simply get right to it with "get in the car bitch". +2 reply
  • xxmrpiinkxx posted 1 year ago
    I would not mind at all to give the "fuckin' ready, boys" one a go. reply
  • goldenturtle posted 1 year ago
    She's really not uptight and sober, just pissed her breast surgury appt was put off a couple of weeks. The other isn't drunk and ready, just laughing at the first one cause of her situation and she's wearing one of those fake breast bra things. The middle one is a lesbian, and her friends don't know it, enjoying the moment. +1 reply
  • mufasa posted 1 year ago
    its gonna be a hard choice, but i take Bachelorette #3 Bob reply
  • livedoen4 posted 1 year ago
    That's a firm tit but the nipple is a little too light for my taste. #1 is a tranny reply
  • luvnlife posted 1 year ago
    Oh my Gosh that is me from last Saturday night! I love getting drunk and having a excuse to be a slut. +3 reply
    • XPenSivTst posted 1 year ago
      luvnlife, you took the fucking words right out of my mouth! "I only slept with 3 of the 20 men at that Bachelor Party..." It was ALL the alcohols idea. LOL! reply
  • gulfice posted 1 year ago
    I'm wondering what site you guys spend your "other" time on to recognize 1 as a tranny. reply
  • ANIMAL BEAST posted 1 year ago
    I guess Stage 4 is when I attach my solid booster 'cock'et and blast off on them. reply
  • sdtuu posted 1 year ago
    nah stage 4 is hospitallised and screaming stuff like "FUCKYOU!!!! i love you maaaan ur the best" reply
  • DeadManOnFire posted 1 year ago
    stage 4 ? fuck that, i hit stage 5.......... Parapleegic , can't spell very well reply
  • SkiOne posted 1 year ago
    out of my league, maybe and my future ex girlfriend reply
  • the-sentinel posted 1 year ago
    Is the one on the left Reese Witherspoon? The one in the middle is cleverly supporting the right one using the left one to support herself. Thats fucking teamwork! reply
  • thebigd posted 1 year ago
    I would like to think that the man I was with would never slip something in my drink or take advantage of me if I drank too much. If I thought a man would stoop so low as to have sex with a girl that was passed out I would not consider him a man. reply
  • Anomie Strain posted 1 year ago
    Is it just me or does uptight sober girl has the ugliest blouse I seen in my life? SHe should get a double penetration from her dad and her grandpa for just wearing that! reply
  • KrautHammer posted 1 year ago
    you can tell the dude who made the pci was welsh, "fuckin ready boys" definitly a valleys boy, eh but' lol reply
  • seandamon posted 1 year ago
    you know damn well that the uptight cunt cant wait for the drunk one to pass out so she can take advantage of her reply
  • Harold Balls posted 1 year ago
    This was the coming out party for #3's new boob job. Bitch #1 is pissed because her annoying friend now has bigger tits than she does and now has to actually suck cock in order bang more dudes than #3. reply
  • Menno2 posted 1 year ago
    id force fuck the cunt, convince the middle one to blow me, and just do stupid shit to the last one. like write on ehr tits with a marker. or cum in her ass. reply
  • kickone posted 1 year ago
    this reminds me of a joke..3 tampons walk into a bar wich one do ya talk 2 first????none of em cuz they r all stuck up cunts.... +1 reply
  • DIVA posted 1 year ago
    I've been there...mostly fuckin ready boys! ;) +1 reply
  • Irocboy2875 posted 1 year ago
    The up tight one is probably a lesbian, but the other 2 look ready to go!!! Hey Uptight one, ride a pole you'll lose the bitchy look!!!!!!!!!! reply
  • blackaria4 posted 1 year ago
    To gulfice:as the trio would say."Like,whatever.Like that is so true". reply
  • DuctTape posted 11 months ago
    The one on the left looks like a tranny. I want to bring the drunk one home. Drunk bitches don't put up the fight sober bitches do. Not to mention that they can't remember shit and the cops wouldn't believe her the next day. reply
  • PsychoMovie posted 11 months ago
    I'll take had a few drinks, that way she at least knows what went on, cause after im done she'll look more like like fukin ready boys. reply
  • PhilErup posted 5 months ago
    can you spot the "grenade" in the group? at least this grenade is just a bitch and not fat and ugly too. reply

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