The evolution of clams

The Evolution of clams

by smurfspunk 5 years ago (Wed, Mar 26, 2008) in Sexy (Porn)

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nookielookie | 5 years ago | +10
hey im having beer and oysters tonight! who wants to come?
- irishjohn80 | 5 years ago | +2
  guinness and oysters taste better
  - nookielookie | 5 years ago
    always have some for u hun!
- Unidentified | 5 years ago | +1
  Ill bring the cheese ball!
- whackattack | 5 years ago | +1
  I wanna cum! How much does it cost to "have dinner" with you?
  - nookielookie | 5 years ago
    your life whack! im a serial killer. shhh dont tell anyone!
    - whackattack | 5 years ago | +2
      That sounds fair. Whats your address and should I bring a body bag?
      - nookielookie | 5 years ago | +2
        nah i have the body bags but your gonna need to bring rope,3 spoons,2 butt plugs and a 15" black dildo. dont ask questions just bring them
        whackattack | 5 years ago | +1
        Its a date! I plan on coming really drunk, is that going to be an issue? Also, can I bring a friend?
        nookielookie | 5 years ago | +1
        drunk is good! nah dont bring witnesses.. opps i mean friends!
        whackattack | 5 years ago
        Speed is going to be so disapointed...he was really pumped about the 3 spoons and rope...
        nookielookie | 5 years ago
        ill take care of speed later!
whackattack | 5 years ago | +6
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- smurfspunk | 5 years ago
  rofl - you deserve more than one plus for that
13 | 5 years ago | +6
OMG!!! Numberr 3 has Killed the PSW...
smurfspunk | 5 years ago | +4
Something for everybody - hope u enjoy!
- halo | 5 years ago | +3
  i love slurping clams
  - Tyr | 5 years ago | +4
    That's an oyster =P.
  - 13thstepper | 5 years ago | -2
    you're on report halo. you're on report, posse. pluses aren't negs
- xxx123 | 5 years ago
  i'll take the first than
- daydreamer666 | 5 years ago
  @smurfspunk, Is #5 what I think it is: a transgender with the nut sack on both sides of the "pussy"?
- deleted | 5 years ago
  you're so fucking sexy..
TheyCallMeBALLS | 5 years ago | +4
this post was like my last girlfriend, it started off soo great!! and it sucked ass when it was all over....
- O22Y | 5 years ago | +1
  rim jobs aren't a bad way to end things I guess.
  - hoofhearted | 5 years ago
    Unless she wants to kiss you afterwards.
Goya | 5 years ago | +3
How did Erica Campbell get tied into this shit?
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
#2 is something very special, i like that one a lot...
- MacPhisto | 5 years ago | +1
  I'd go clear up to #5 without a doubt.
sawan | 5 years ago | +2
#5 clit looks like a starfish weiner .That really fkn scares me.
- deleted | 5 years ago | +1
  the scary thing is that this is a natural shape rather than a human modification- starfish evolution is beginning-we must be ever watchful....
deleted | 5 years ago | +2
smell likes fish make it a dish.smells like calogne leave it alone.......smells like clams...don't know what to do then.
- shortbus4570 | 5 years ago
  Smells like clam, eat it like spam!
pnathan | 5 years ago | +2
you remember the lie people would tell kids about if you eat watermellon seeds, one would grow in your belly?? I thought it was crazy, she thought it was bananas
zerocommazero | 5 years ago | +2
Hey PSW! How do you like THOSE bananas?!

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