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	From: catalin Joined: 4 years ago Uploads: 4198	Added: May 25, 2007 Category: Fuckedup Porn Tags: fuck yourself machine

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Peta | 3 years ago
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lol reply

silver | 3 years ago
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that would be one hell of an alarm clock =P +6 reply

ED O.o | 3 years ago
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Wtf kind of monstrosity is that? reply

sixsixty6 | 1 year ago
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why wud you comment just to say "lol" . really. but anyways i wonder how many bottles he replaces to cum in . ? or if he just washes them ? reply

LaZyLuke | 3 years ago
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hahahahaha. i dont even know what to say +1 reply

jailbird | 3 years ago
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lol no thanks, I'll stick with my blondie.... reply

Fry | 3 years ago
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"And the best part is, it's dishwasher safe!" +5 reply

xelpherpolis | 3 years ago
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That sertainly........something else +1 reply

MR EZ | 3 years ago
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hmmm gota use too much imagination on your part reply

Deftonian | 3 years ago
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hmm, i'll stick to women. reply

big D | 3 years ago
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i saw the same thing but i wouldnt mine having on of them reply

pokemeisqueak101 | 3 years ago
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what happened to usin yalls hand when masturbatin lol reply

VacantHeart | 1 year ago
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Them city folk made a machiner majigy. +1 reply

phantom240 | 3 years ago
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um... so... how does it work? reply

necrodaddy | 3 years ago
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Can I order that? reply

Womaneator | 3 years ago
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"I caught the wrong fish" reply

Womaneator | 3 years ago
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Oh, it looks like a fishing rod if you ask me... reply

Junkyarddogg | 3 years ago
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Yikes that's scary reply

Weapon 0083 | 3 years ago
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the only real question i have is a/c powered or does it operate on batteries? Also does it come in extra large!? reply

gangstagriff | 3 years ago
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thatd be a bitch to clean up reply

OtisDriftwood | 3 years ago
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NEIGHBOR: "Jesus, Harold there's that noise again! Third time today." +1 reply

zerobomb | 3 years ago
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ill take two of those please! reply

pappas101 | 3 years ago
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why two? reply

PissFlap | 3 years ago
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Looks like he was making a fair attempt at fully filling up that bottle with cum... reply

Keket | 3 years ago
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but for what?!?! reply

SweetPea | 3 years ago
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for the gallon of "milk" in the "they do some nasty ass shit for $$$" gallery! reply

Keket | 3 years ago
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icky na na, yeah your probably right reply

Misanthrope | 3 years ago

With the time it took to design, build, test and modify...wouldn't it have just been easier to go to the bar and pick up a fat chick and have sex with an actual human being? reply

Misanthrope | 3 years ago
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Wait...what was I thinking? Fat chicks aren't human beings +1 reply

17juggalo17 | 3 years ago
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HA! reply

1bundy1 | 3 years ago
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wtf is with the shady nipple strokers lol +2 reply

VacantHeart | 1 year ago
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Not a fan. reply

Tank7474 | 1 year ago
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try it and u'll find out reply

gfource | 3 years ago
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Is this from a Bagdad prision? I'd sing like a bird to get the coat hanger away from my nips. reply

randallwatson | 3 years ago
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maybe for in the car, but at home? reply

manopike | 3 years ago
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that's pretty creative. wouldn't do it though reply

Jayhawker89 | 3 years ago
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whats with that guys dick..? reply

spencer9812 | 3 years ago
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lmao, but what if that machine malfunctioned and ripped his dick off! thats why i don't trust machines to jack off for me ! reply

Social Outkast | 3 years ago
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Besides from the funny looking dick, how hard can it possibly be for that guy to get a chick? reply

Condemned Again | 3 years ago
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i bet its his "girlfriend" working the camera and the machine for him... reply

Womaneator | 3 years ago
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"Welcome to loserville" reply

Yavay | 3 years ago
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Someone tell me where to buy this? reply

Bin Laden | 3 years ago
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If the camera went a little higher, we could see what was operating the machine. reply

bigboy01 | 3 years ago
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i would do that reply

Layawn | 3 years ago
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holy shit lol, I didn't laugh in a long time reply

y3nna_the_h3r0ine | 3 years ago
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why the nipple pleaser? reply

theSquee | 3 years ago
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beatiful, robot love ftw reply

sick | 3 years ago
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This Funniest thing I have EVER seen in my whole life! reply

mr_re_man | 3 years ago
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Where do you get one... reply

GreasedUpDeafGuy | 3 years ago
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i think he took it littleraly when bobby told him to go fuck himself.. +1 reply

deepdown | 3 years ago
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why lay like that?..that just fucked me up..lmao....nice contraption though i'd check it out....but not his..i want my own!..lol reply

suckafish | 3 years ago
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Looks pretty shitty but, got good results. reply

thelastvoice | 3 years ago

the guy must have hands to have made the thing. why doesn't he save time and jack with one hand while tweaking his nips with the other...or just get a fucking women to take care of business. sad bastard. reply

FDarkness | 3 years ago
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ingenious, thats all i can say reply

XxjuggaloxX | 3 years ago
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Holy shit! Where can I get one? reply

bern909 | 2 years ago
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the shop its a plastic bottle lol reply

sammieskitten3 | 3 years ago
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Well we know who isn't getting any.... reply

Nefarious | 3 years ago
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why are his legs like that? reply

Confederate_Soilder | 3 years ago
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it looks like it was made by martha stewart... "it's a good thing".. accept for the nipple wire reply

randyw41 | 3 years ago
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I gotta get me one of these! reply

FassT | 2 years ago
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where this can be bought loool why can't he just fuck women? reply

keyser soza | 2 years ago
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Ronseal, they think of everything dont they reply

skin2win | 2 years ago
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call me old fashioned, but i like vajayjays reply

beaten2008 | 1 year ago
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guess that's one way to do it reply

SweetNightmares | 1 year ago
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Reinforces a woman's perception that men are lazy pigs... :P reply

lisacock | 1 year ago
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Well some man are...!!!! reply

ucho | 1 year ago
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own reply

randyeverett | 1 year ago
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at least he wont go blind like that reply

uasrobotics | 1 year ago
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I was wondering what Macgyvers been up to:b And the spelling is correct. reply

justus | 11 months ago
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he should try a better boy tomato reply

ray13star | 8 months ago
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Richard Simmons strikes again! Or the future of making babies in our world...lol reply

crotchfunk | 8 months ago
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it would be funny to demonstrate that at the patent office --- reply

CaZZiuS | 6 months ago
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way to much work for a lazy person reply

FemBoy | 5 months ago
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nice for a change reply

ratridez | 4 months ago
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Hmmmmm how's holding the camera ? reply

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