Giulia

The iceman cometh

Hot? ........ Not!
by Giulia | 4 years ago (Tue, Apr 22, 2008) | in Wtf (Nsfw)
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  • scorpionking | 4 years ago | +26
    Kinda like fucking my ex wife
    • Lady Q | 4 years ago | +19
      damn dude, that was cold....
      • scorpionking | 4 years ago
        LOL only near the end Q, only near the end
        • Lerrad | 4 years ago | +7
          were you were married to my first wife?
          • scorpionking | 4 years ago | +3
            I could never figure out why she called oh Lerrad, Lerrad every time she came.
            • Lerrad | 4 years ago
              LMFAO
              • livedoen4 | 4 years ago | +19
                "My ex wife's pussy was so cold that when she'd spread her legs the furnace would kick in"
                • Lady Q | 4 years ago
                  Ice Queen....
  • Keket | 4 years ago | +12
    that ice isn't helping your size any buddy
    • JACKINTHECRACK | 4 years ago
      This is proof that our other head does have a brain. Did any one see this guys balls? No, they were gone before the first cube poped out. His dick knew what was comming.
      • Keket | 4 years ago
        And how does you comment relate to mine?
  • Giulia | 4 years ago | +7
    To all those uploading shitty pictures many of which are reposts, I have a message for you. DON'T!!!! Can we please try a little harder, if it's a shit picture keep it to yourself because most people on this site don't give a shit. Thanks for listening I'm going now. Bye.
  • kmb666 | 4 years ago | +5
    Vanilla ice! Ice, ice, baby!!!
  • Lady Q | 4 years ago | +5
    Cum'cicles any one?
    • STP | 4 years ago | +1
      Hey great minds think alike, plus one to you Lady!
  • wh0re | 4 years ago | +5
    Icecubes can be fun... just not like that.
    • kmb666 | 4 years ago | +1
      Iv'e got a popsicle, wanna lick?
      • wh0re | 4 years ago
        I was thinking the whole tracing icecubes down a woman's hot body thing...
        • livedoen4 | 4 years ago | +1
          I love that little pool of melted water in the small of her back.
          • wh0re | 4 years ago | +2
            I love the little gasp as it slides past her belly button.
  • warmonger | 4 years ago | +4
    Watch it get frost bitten and fall off
  • Charles Bronsin | 4 years ago | +4
    Frozen yogurt anyone? Tyler, Speed?
  • brandywine | 4 years ago | +4
    dude..ice shrinks your vessels..you need all the help you can get..try heat next time..makes your vessels expand
  • Gmike | 4 years ago | +4
    2 bad his dick wasnt wet it woulda got stuck like a tounge 2 a cold pole
    • LearnToSwim | 4 years ago
      i tripple dog dare you to try that
    • Vixen | 4 years ago
      When I was little I got my tongue stuck inside the freezer...my mom yanked my head back and bits of my tongue stuck in there. What fond memories...
      • where666evil666lies | 4 years ago
        hey that kind of happened to me too... only my tongue was stuck on a pipe!! the tip was still there when i ripped it off... the blood was refreshing!!
  • Dancingcorpse | 4 years ago | +4
    Sounds like he was havind trouble nuttin', like it was frozen.lol
  • fuckitdamn | 4 years ago | +4
    I don't know but I've been told. Eskimo pussy i mighty cold.
  • BuzzBurbank | 4 years ago | +3
    Reminds me of an old Rainbow song...
  • R3dneck | 4 years ago | +3
    The last girl he was fucking must've been frigid if this is what gets him off.
  • ecorock | 4 years ago | +3
    I double dog dare ya.
  • azzhole | 4 years ago | +3
    His nut sack didn't look big enough to hold a set of peanuts
  • LearnToSwim | 4 years ago | +3
    "your as cold as ice.....your willin' to sacrifice our love"
  • destroyerdestroyer | 4 years ago | +2
    well.....that confused me
  • warmonger | 4 years ago | +2
    damn ...(sings) and I thought I knew you so well
  • nookielookie | 4 years ago | +2
    i like playing with ice cubes but obviously not as much as he does!
  • videoshark | 4 years ago | +2
    didnt turn me on but i cant complain - at least we can watch this particular fetish video without fighting the gag reflex. he sure gets into it too. he didnt just whip his dick out, fuck it, then go on about his business. no, he treated himself right. started out teasing himself with the little cubes, working up to the big mama. then hes holding on with two hands, stopping occasionally to caress the smoothness of his lover, and even pulling out at the end for a nice sub-zero facial. very professional. he had the towel out and everythings ready to go - but I hope he doesnt plan on putting it back in the freezer. or serving it. or eating it.
  • warmonger | 4 years ago | +1
    this guy would be perfect to work at a weather station by himself in the antarctic
    • Red Baron | 4 years ago
      We all though the sodas at Bill's house tasted funny. Then Jay the Gay guy said he thought it tasted like cock and we all just layghed.
  • hoofhearted | 4 years ago | +1
    I was hoping at the end he would do a judo chop with his cock and break the block of ice. Maybe next vid.
  • saraagain21 | 4 years ago | +1
    It's the new 'at home cryogenics kit' YAY! freeze your sperm in the privacy of your own home. video it for added pleasure!
  • EverEvolving | 4 years ago | +1
    Good thing he pulled out, wouldn't want to have a baby icicle to deal with in 9 months.
  • jonniewaker | 4 years ago | +1
    I've done some creative things with ice in the past but this was a little over the line. The risk of freezer burn dick is just to high for me to try it......Every one knows, anything thats freezer burned taste funny....
  • Ug | 4 years ago | +1
    He likes his on the rocks...
  • kickone | 4 years ago | +1
    he just gave that ice the best few seconds of its life!!!
  • Bin Laden | 4 years ago | +1
    I cum inside the ice. Then freeze it, crush it up and serve it to the annoying guests
  • pnathan | 4 years ago | +1
    creamed ice or ice cream?
  • Lady Q | 4 years ago
    I'm afraid this might be practice for necrophilia? getting use to the idea of a cold hard body.... *shudders*
    • cookiesex | 4 years ago
      Well if you get used to the cold before hand, it saves you the trouble of tring to microwave her and so on and cadavers just smell worse cooked, lets just be happy he's not into things that can create offspring.
  • livedoen4 | 4 years ago
    That style is also called "The North Pole".
  • livedoen4 | 4 years ago
    Ice fishing; necessity is the mother of invention.
    • ecorock | 4 years ago | +2
      I thought Frank Zappa was.
      • bertrum666 | 4 years ago
        You're like, rilly old, an' stuff. You smelly ol' shark you;)
  • livedoen4 | 4 years ago
    The ultimate cock block.
  • MonteFucko | 4 years ago
    I've heard of ice blocking and definitely experienced cock blocking, this genius just put the two of then together. Brilliant!
  • redd | 4 years ago
    That dumbass freak cant claim shrinkage because it was small before it got cold from the ice!
  • drad | 4 years ago
    I was sure he was gonna cut it off..no such luck.
  • Shammie | 4 years ago
    Set's my teeth on edge!
  • daydreamer666 | 4 years ago
    calling all celebrity lesbian couples who want kids...this guy's got frozen sperm on the cheap!
  • ray13star | 4 years ago
    Hey, maybe next time he can spray down his member, climb Mt. Everest, contract frostbite, then jack off the same way!!! Sick fuck...
  • elwoodblues | 4 years ago
    he was getting ready for a fight told his wife 1 more word out of you and im gonna cold cock ya
  • withwood | 4 years ago
    the ice man commeth
    • withwood | 4 years ago
      dammit, i ought to neg myself for not reading the title and then just repeating it - knobber!
  • COSTA | 4 years ago
    buy a fleshlight cheap bastard
  • boogerking | 4 years ago
    hes getting ready to root some cold dead pussy
  • Qynari | 4 years ago
    i was hoping he would shoot out cum cubes
  • daddybear1964 | 4 years ago
    It's the Necrophiliacs Training Guide! Fresh from your Supermarket freezercase!
  • molok666 | 4 years ago
    it's the ice or the dick is very small ????
  • SpookySin | 4 years ago
    He prolly gets turned on by a cup of Ice tea or anything with ice in it. I hate to meet him and hand him a cup of ice water he'll get a hard on
  • bertrum666 | 4 years ago
    That's gonna be Some wet patch to kip in.
  • TriniPsycho | 4 years ago
    I'll remember this every time I swallow an ice cube when drinking my kool-aid :)
  • Batman007 | 4 years ago
    Suddenly I rather just be hot and thirsty than drinking a nice refreshing glass ice water
  • fauhsl | 4 years ago
    wouldn't that make it numb?
  • geminigurl69 | 4 years ago
    Being Frigid takes on a whole new meaning
  • dwpbike | 4 years ago
    i hate cold cum
  • smurfspunk | 4 years ago
    Bet that feels like fucking Condie RICE! BTW cool guy!!!
  • gas masher | 4 years ago
    RUN FROSTY,RUN!!!!!!!
  • run0fatboy0run | 4 years ago
    is this the cure for blue balls??
  • HeidixHo | 4 years ago
    woooooooooow what a grower!!!
  • gyromuff | 4 years ago
    anybody else realize they just watched somebody fuck a block of ice for 2 minutes?
  • SoloHero | 4 years ago
    Well, at least he didn't stick the ice up his ass, now THAT would be wrong
  • smashedtoy | 4 years ago
    now that a frozen cockcicle
  • Franky | 4 years ago
    Could he just go fuck an Eskimo chick, geez
  • Pastafazool | 4 years ago
    Stupid ass cold cocked his self.
  • Xtdixonx | 4 years ago
    This sounds like somshit Schwartz put him up to in "A Christmas Carol" ..."oh yeah, I tripple dog dare ya'" ......I watched the whole damvid waitin for the fire dept to show up. Fuck this guy.
  • mzdanni | 4 years ago
    dude did he jus fuck a big ass block of ice then came on it......wtf was he that damn horny...
  • bronxbeauty8 | 4 years ago
    what a dumb weirdo
  • Freedom Fries | 4 years ago
    this dude needs to get out of his mommy's basement.
  • PhillyDarko | 4 years ago
    Where did his balls go?
  • fuckyehh | 4 years ago
    if that was me i woulda got major brain freeze!!
  • cookiesex | 4 years ago
    Join us next week for ICICLE SOUNDING!!!
  • sexomessenger | 4 years ago
    hi
  • Raven_21 | 4 years ago
    That poor penis....Makes me sad for the little guy=(
  • legacy300 | 4 years ago
    that was cold
  • Keio | 4 years ago
    I've never heard of an ice fetish.. Wow!
  • Tiss | 4 years ago
    numbnutt
  • jdmek2 | 4 years ago
    does he reuse the ice?