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From: HolliWould Joined: 2 years ago Uploads: 104 |
Added: Jun 21, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: penis dick cock penises dicks cocks long short tiny humiliation funny gross |
 | The first 13 seconds was going so good then, *runs to bathroom* +1 reply |
 | smurfspunk | 2 years ago |
| HolliWould | 2 years ago |
 | ummm.. *raises hand to volunteer* ill do it JUST to help you out Miss Holli.... reply |
| ADayToRemember | 2 years ago |
| HolliWould | 2 years ago |
 | Langerhans | 2 years ago |
| HolliWould | 8 months ago |
 | He thought he has a pubic hair till he pissed through it reply |
 | joythief07 | 2 years ago |
| I can sell these guys thimbles as condoms +2 reply |
 | I think there's a few dudes there that are already fkd cause they are never going to shag anything bigger than a fieldmouse and feel it! reply |
 | What a bunch of dicks... +3 reply |
 | god im so glad i dont have a penis.....just goes to show pussy's are best.......... reply |
| I beg to differ... after sex, I wipe my dick off and go to sleep, you drain for hours and are all sticky. My dick doesn't bleed for a week every 28 days. I can pee anywhere and not get myself messy. If I'm really excited I can hammer nails without a hammer. Clearly, the Quiver Rod is better than the Squish Mitten. +6 reply |
 | I beg to differ...... a squish mitten can get a guy to do about anything for it, a chic..... well, she can get whatever she wants else where if the last dick couldn't do it right. including getting whatever she wants, even without giving it up +3 reply |
| Ask any married woman if her Bitch Wrinkle still 'gets stuff done for her'. Ask any woman that's been with any guy for an extended period of time if her Pudding Hatch still makes him bend over backwards for her. The right girl, with the right Yippee Bog can get things done for her... but not any girl, and not any Oyster Ditch. +4 reply |
| an yes 10yrs later he still would do anything to have the pussy an 4 yrs apart he still wants it so sorry hun go the power of the pussy....... reply |
 | Blindfreek | 2 years ago |
 | HoraceRider | 2 years ago |
| HolliWould | 2 years ago |
| A healthy debate over the power of the Whoopee Stick as compared to the Ham Wallet is always welcome! See, my dear LadyQ has expericed the power of her Fiddle Cove on boys, but she's never met the laziness combined with wisdom of an older man who has become keen to the games she plays with her Gut Locker. It takes us 30 some years but we figure it out and that's when we start owning everything and ruling the world. Muhahahahaha! (I'm also done here because I think I've quoted every nasty name for the vagina from the Bloodhound Gang's song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo... hope I got them all right) +5 reply |
 | Ham wallet........ now that was fuckin' funny. You get a point for making me laugh! reply |
| HoraceRider | 2 years ago |
| ya' know, thats a shame speed, because my current boyfriend/S&M partner of 2yrs... is 39. I did't think he was much of a boy...... besides, where do you think I thrive my power to? Older men, with better pockets.... with lazy tired wifes, needing something new, fresh and young. Someone to boost up their confidence and fake the best Orgasms. they luv that ish.... reply |
| yeah HOLLI, I was thrown back @ the squish mitten. Ima start using it, walking around calling ppl to them faces. oh and lets not forget Bitch Wrinkle and Pudding Hatch, but uhm Speed, yeah I can see a little with the married women kind of thing, BUT!!!! let that married women get pissed off at her man, start withholding sex and food from your ass..not to mention if she's really pissed and puts on that FREAKUM DRESS heads out with the girls and gets her eye on NEW sausage dog.... then thats when the magic pops back in place......... reply |
 | then the man could easily just buy some sex, and if he's a REAL man then he already knows how to cook for himself! reply |
| with some of the 'squish mittens' i've seen on this site, i think i'd do anything i could to stay AWAY from them. +2 reply |
| ahahahaha well you may have me on the drain'n side of it but then again i wipe mysalf an go to sleep to, an hunny there are ways for a chick to stop the bleed'n every 28days....i to can pee anywhere an not get messy.......i'd love to see you use your cock as a hammer that would be a good laugh just call you HAMMER HEAD..........how many times a day do you put your hands down you pants to a-just the boys... +3 reply |
| but speed, mine won't do all those things reply |
| ADayToRemember | 2 years ago |
| I love Mickey Avalon - MY DICK! reply |
| singing* its time, that we got to let the world know. dude, you gotta let ya girl go... DS is the best in the business, P.S. we got Dicks like Jesus....... +2 reply |
| HolliWould | 2 years ago |
 | did somebody say starfish reply |
 | keyser soza | 2 years ago |
 | What is wrong with the dick on fram 47 sec? poor guy reply |
 | luvmesumgary | 2 years ago |
 | mrs.fuckfrenzy | 2 years ago |
 | superman2050 | 2 years ago |
 | faseforeal | 2 years ago |
| I take offense to my having a small dick. reply |
 | Im speachless.... reply |
| punchdrunklove | 2 years ago |
 | seandamonisback | 2 years ago |
 | just glad to have a somewhat normal dick. reply |
 | djnastynat3 | 2 years ago |
 | mudnmyveins | 2 years ago |
 | Im a big fan of the sausage wallet myself but as for doing anything for it....not gonna happen. reply |
| damn... reply |
 | squizzytaylor | 2 years ago |
| Those men have penis envy reply |
 | My dick is like Gary Coleman? What you talking about, Willis? reply |
| phonetic alphabet reply |
 | seeing these makes me realise how much i love my 'old man' - though i do rather like the look of the leather chastity device... reply |
