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• mkidd2008 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor The first 13 seconds was going so good then, *runs to bathroom* +1 reply

• smurfspunk posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor No offense Holli, but you need dick.... ....quick, cause your a nasty chick!!!! +1 reply

• HolliWould posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor you have no idea LOL +4 reply

• betoish posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor ummm.. *raises hand to volunteer* ill do it JUST to help you out Miss Holli.... reply

• ADayToRemember posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor the fat kid from superbad would looooove this video +5 reply

• HolliWould posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor nah cause he wouldn't be able to figure out how to put it in his lunchbox +1 reply

• Langerhans posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor lol i think that's how he'll always been remembered as "that fat kid from superbad" +1 reply

• warmonger posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor He thought he has a pubic hair till he pissed through it reply

• joythief07 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Speaking in the third person again? +1 reply

• warmonger posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I can sell these guys thimbles as condoms +2 reply

• sawan posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I think there's a few dudes there that are already fkd cause they are never going to shag anything bigger than a fieldmouse and feel it! reply

• j18speed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor What a bunch of dicks... +3 reply

• gspotjax posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor god im so glad i dont have a penis.....just goes to show pussy's are best.......... reply

• j18speed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I beg to differ... after sex, I wipe my dick off and go to sleep, you drain for hours and are all sticky. My dick doesn't bleed for a week every 28 days. I can pee anywhere and not get myself messy. If I'm really excited I can hammer nails without a hammer. Clearly, the Quiver Rod is better than the Squish Mitten. +5 reply

• Lady Q posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I beg to differ...... a squish mitten can get a guy to do about anything for it, a chic..... well, she can get whatever she wants else where if the last dick couldn't do it right. including getting whatever she wants, even without giving it up +2 reply

• j18speed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Ask any married woman if her Bitch Wrinkle still 'gets stuff done for her'. Ask any woman that's been with any guy for an extended period of time if her Pudding Hatch still makes him bend over backwards for her. The right girl, with the right Yippee Bog can get things done for her... but not any girl, and not any Oyster Ditch. +4 reply

• gspotjax posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor an yes 10yrs later he still would do anything to have the pussy an 4 yrs apart he still wants it so sorry hun go the power of the pussy....... -1 reply

• Blindfreek posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor hahahahah bitch wrinkle....love it +1 reply

• HoraceRider posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor I rather enjoyed Squish Mitten and Oyster Ditch too freek. Come to think of it Puddin' Hatch ain't bad either. As soon as I post this I'm gonna slide up and plus him a good one. reply

• HolliWould posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor OK I owe u and speed oodles of pluses! Speed, squish mitten had me rolling and Q, well AMEN to that sistah... aint it the truth!!! +1 reply

• j18speed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor A healthy debate over the power of the Whoopee Stick as compared to the Ham Wallet is always welcome! See, my dear LadyQ has expericed the power of her Fiddle Cove on boys, but she's never met the laziness combined with wisdom of an older man who has become keen to the games she plays with her Gut Locker. It takes us 30 some years but we figure it out and that's when we start owning everything and ruling the world. Muhahahahaha! (I'm also done here because I think I've quoted every nasty name for the vagina from the Bloodhound Gang's song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo... hope I got them all right) +4 reply

• Plexipunk posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Ham wallet........ now that was fuckin' funny. You get a point for making me laugh! reply

• HoraceRider posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor They were all funny, but the main point I wish to make right now is that I'm gonna slide up and give a big plus to the comment where i18 attributes credit to the rightful owner of all the phrases. I, and many other gray haired old farts never heard of the Bloodhound Gang. I'm proud to be a member of the perv community inhabited by individuals of high moral standing and virtue. +1 reply

• Lady Q posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor ya' know, thats a shame speed, because my current boyfriend/S&M partner of 2yrs... is 39. I did't think he was much of a boy...... besides, where do you think I thrive my power to? Older men, with better pockets.... with lazy tired wifes, needing something new, fresh and young. Someone to boost up their confidence and fake the best Orgasms. they luv that ish.... reply

• Lady Q posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor yeah HOLLI, I was thrown back @ the squish mitten. Ima start using it, walking around calling ppl to them faces. oh and lets not forget Bitch Wrinkle and Pudding Hatch, but uhm Speed, yeah I can see a little with the married women kind of thing, BUT!!!! let that married women get pissed off at her man, start withholding sex and food from your ass..not to mention if she's really pissed and puts on that FREAKUM DRESS heads out with the girls and gets her eye on NEW sausage dog.... then thats when the magic pops back in place......... reply

• notorious posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor then the man could easily just buy some sex, and if he's a REAL man then he already knows how to cook for himself! reply

• notorious posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor with some of the 'squish mittens' i've seen on this site, i think i'd do anything i could to stay AWAY from them. +2 reply

• gspotjax posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor ahahahaha well you may have me on the drain'n side of it but then again i wipe mysalf an go to sleep to, an hunny there are ways for a chick to stop the bleed'n every 28days....i to can pee anywhere an not get messy.......i'd love to see you use your cock as a hammer that would be a good laugh just call you HAMMER HEAD..........how many times a day do you put your hands down you pants to a-just the boys... +2 reply

• j18speed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor "The Boys" are in my wife's purse! ;) reply

• gspotjax posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor so you need your wife to look after them for you..... see back to the pussy is best........ reply

• j18speed posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Yes... I get in trouble if I keep them with me. reply

• gspotjax posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor what can i say apart from more power to the pussy.................. +1 reply

• notorious posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor even if pussies are the best- ya gotta show some respect for the dick! +1 reply

• dwpbike posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor but speed, mine won't do all those things reply

• ADayToRemember posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor aha well put speed...plus for yew! reply

• Lady Q posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor I love Mickey Avalon - MY DICK! reply

• Lady Q posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor singing* its time, that we got to let the world know. dude, you gotta let ya girl go... DS is the best in the business, P.S. we got Dicks like Jesus....... +2 reply

• HolliWould posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor me too =) hahah I totally just worked in the pix cause I wanted to make a vid with the song LOL reply

• yourname posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor did somebody say starfish reply

• keyser soza posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor Well thats about the long and short of it!!!! +3 reply

• DIABLO posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor What is wrong with the dick on fram 47 sec? poor guy reply

• luvmesumgary posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor By "Your dick grow like Gary Coleman", I can only assume he means totally fucking awesome! +2 reply

• mrs.fuckfrenzy posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor that made me wanna go pee.. +2 reply

• superman2050 posted 6 months ago rate it: good poor :48 secs is the orginal pencil dick reply

• faseforeal posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor y are people always dissing small dicks...i have one and take offense to that and this video... -1 reply

• BigXXL posted 4 months ago rate it: good poor I take offense to my having a small dick. reply

• SILVABACK posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor Im speachless.... reply

• punchdrunklove posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor ........................im with you reply

• seandamonisback posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor I have come to honest terms that I am so happy with my dick +1 reply

• DEBANE posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor just glad to have a somewhat normal dick. reply

• djnastynat3 posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor That black guy with the lumpy sack was interesting.. Never seen that one before. reply

• mudnmyveins posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor ya know i really wonder how ppl like that get laid? i mean really??!! reply

• Voided posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor Im a big fan of the sausage wallet myself but as for doing anything for it....not gonna happen. reply

• bokserki posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor damn... reply

• squizzytaylor posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor Its vids like this that make feel quite content with my undersize and slightly weird looking dick. reply

• lazlo posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor Those men have penis envy reply

• andykazam posted 5 months ago rate it: good poor My dick is like Gary Coleman? What you talking about, Willis? reply

• Vox posted 2 months ago rate it: good poor phonetic alphabet reply