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Added: Jun 21, 2008 Category: Funny Tags: penis dick cock penises dicks cocks long short tiny humiliation funny gross |
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The first 13 seconds was going so good then, *runs to bathroom* +1 reply
No offense Holli, but you need dick.... ....quick, cause your a nasty chick!!!! +1 replysmurfspunk posted 1 year ago- you have no idea LOL +4 replyHolliWould posted 1 year ago
ummm.. *raises hand to volunteer* ill do it JUST to help you out Miss Holli.... -1 reply
the fat kid from superbad would looooove this video +6 replyADayToRemember posted 1 year ago- nah cause he wouldn't be able to figure out how to put it in his lunchbox +1 replyHolliWould posted 1 year ago
lol i think that's how he'll always been remembered as "that fat kid from superbad" +1 replyLangerhans posted 1 year ago
He thought he has a pubic hair till he pissed through it reply 
Speaking in the third person again? +1 replyjoythief07 posted 1 year ago
I can sell these guys thimbles as condoms +2 reply
I think there's a few dudes there that are already fkd cause they are never going to shag anything bigger than a fieldmouse and feel it! reply
What a bunch of dicks... +3 reply
god im so glad i dont have a penis.....just goes to show pussy's are best.......... reply I beg to differ... after sex, I wipe my dick off and go to sleep, you drain for hours and are all sticky. My dick doesn't bleed for a week every 28 days. I can pee anywhere and not get myself messy. If I'm really excited I can hammer nails without a hammer. Clearly, the Quiver Rod is better than the Squish Mitten. +6 reply 
I beg to differ...... a squish mitten can get a guy to do about anything for it, a chic..... well, she can get whatever she wants else where if the last dick couldn't do it right. including getting whatever she wants, even without giving it up +3 reply Ask any married woman if her Bitch Wrinkle still 'gets stuff done for her'. Ask any woman that's been with any guy for an extended period of time if her Pudding Hatch still makes him bend over backwards for her. The right girl, with the right Yippee Bog can get things done for her... but not any girl, and not any Oyster Ditch. +4 reply an yes 10yrs later he still would do anything to have the pussy an 4 yrs apart he still wants it so sorry hun go the power of the pussy....... reply 
hahahahah bitch wrinkle....love it +1 replyBlindfreek posted 1 year ago
I rather enjoyed Squish Mitten and Oyster Ditch too freek. Come to think of it Puddin' Hatch ain't bad either. As soon as I post this I'm gonna slide up and plus him a good one. replyHoraceRider posted 1 year ago- OK I owe u and speed oodles of pluses! Speed, squish mitten had me rolling and Q, well AMEN to that sistah... aint it the truth!!! +2 replyHolliWould posted 1 year ago
A healthy debate over the power of the Whoopee Stick as compared to the Ham Wallet is always welcome! See, my dear LadyQ has expericed the power of her Fiddle Cove on boys, but she's never met the laziness combined with wisdom of an older man who has become keen to the games she plays with her Gut Locker. It takes us 30 some years but we figure it out and that's when we start owning everything and ruling the world. Muhahahahaha! (I'm also done here because I think I've quoted every nasty name for the vagina from the Bloodhound Gang's song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo... hope I got them all right) +5 reply 
Ham wallet........ now that was fuckin' funny. You get a point for making me laugh! reply - They were all funny, but the main point I wish to make right now is that I'm gonna slide up and give a big plus to the comment where i18 attributes credit to the rightful owner of all the phrases. I, and many other gray haired old farts never heard of the Bloodhound Gang. I'm proud to be a member of the perv community inhabited by individuals of high moral standing and virtue. +1 replyHoraceRider posted 1 year ago
ya' know, thats a shame speed, because my current boyfriend/S&M partner of 2yrs... is 39. I did't think he was much of a boy...... besides, where do you think I thrive my power to? Older men, with better pockets.... with lazy tired wifes, needing something new, fresh and young. Someone to boost up their confidence and fake the best Orgasms. they luv that ish.... reply yeah HOLLI, I was thrown back @ the squish mitten. Ima start using it, walking around calling ppl to them faces. oh and lets not forget Bitch Wrinkle and Pudding Hatch, but uhm Speed, yeah I can see a little with the married women kind of thing, BUT!!!! let that married women get pissed off at her man, start withholding sex and food from your ass..not to mention if she's really pissed and puts on that FREAKUM DRESS heads out with the girls and gets her eye on NEW sausage dog.... then thats when the magic pops back in place......... reply 
then the man could easily just buy some sex, and if he's a REAL man then he already knows how to cook for himself! reply with some of the 'squish mittens' i've seen on this site, i think i'd do anything i could to stay AWAY from them. +2 reply ahahahaha well you may have me on the drain'n side of it but then again i wipe mysalf an go to sleep to, an hunny there are ways for a chick to stop the bleed'n every 28days....i to can pee anywhere an not get messy.......i'd love to see you use your cock as a hammer that would be a good laugh just call you HAMMER HEAD..........how many times a day do you put your hands down you pants to a-just the boys... +2 reply but speed, mine won't do all those things reply - aha well put speed...plus for yew! replyADayToRemember posted 1 year ago
I love Mickey Avalon - MY DICK! reply singing* its time, that we got to let the world know. dude, you gotta let ya girl go... DS is the best in the business, P.S. we got Dicks like Jesus....... +2 reply - me too =) hahah I totally just worked in the pix cause I wanted to make a vid with the song LOL replyHolliWould posted 1 year ago
did somebody say starfish reply
Well thats about the long and short of it!!!! +3 replykeyser soza posted 1 year ago
What is wrong with the dick on fram 47 sec? poor guy reply
By "Your dick grow like Gary Coleman", I can only assume he means totally fucking awesome! +3 replyluvmesumgary posted 1 year ago
that made me wanna go pee.. +2 replymrs.fuckfrenzy posted 1 year ago
:48 secs is the orginal pencil dick replysuperman2050 posted 1 year ago
y are people always dissing small dicks...i have one and take offense to that and this video... -1 replyfaseforeal posted 1 year agoI take offense to my having a small dick. reply
Im speachless.... reply - ........................im with you replypunchdrunklove posted 1 year ago
I have come to honest terms that I am so happy with my dick +1 replyseandamonisback posted 1 year ago
just glad to have a somewhat normal dick. reply
That black guy with the lumpy sack was interesting.. Never seen that one before. replydjnastynat3 posted 1 year ago
ya know i really wonder how ppl like that get laid? i mean really??!! replymudnmyveins posted 1 year ago
Im a big fan of the sausage wallet myself but as for doing anything for it....not gonna happen. reply
damn... reply
Its vids like this that make feel quite content with my undersize and slightly weird looking dick. replysquizzytaylor posted 1 year ago
Those men have penis envy reply
My dick is like Gary Coleman? What you talking about, Willis? reply
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