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From: HolliWould
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Added: Jun 21, 2008
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  • mkidd2008 posted 1 year ago
    The first 13 seconds was going so good then, *runs to bathroom* +1 reply
  • smurfspunk posted 1 year ago
    No offense Holli, but you need dick.... ....quick, cause your a nasty chick!!!! +1 reply
  • ADayToRemember posted 1 year ago
    the fat kid from superbad would looooove this video +6 reply
    • HolliWould posted 1 year ago
      nah cause he wouldn't be able to figure out how to put it in his lunchbox +1 reply
    • Langerhans posted 1 year ago
      lol i think that's how he'll always been remembered as "that fat kid from superbad" +1 reply
  • sawan posted 1 year ago
    I think there's a few dudes there that are already fkd cause they are never going to shag anything bigger than a fieldmouse and feel it! reply
  • gspotjax posted 1 year ago
    god im so glad i dont have a penis.....just goes to show pussy's are best.......... reply
    • j18speed posted 1 year ago
      I beg to differ... after sex, I wipe my dick off and go to sleep, you drain for hours and are all sticky. My dick doesn't bleed for a week every 28 days. I can pee anywhere and not get myself messy. If I'm really excited I can hammer nails without a hammer. Clearly, the Quiver Rod is better than the Squish Mitten. +6 reply
      • Lady Q posted 1 year ago
        I beg to differ...... a squish mitten can get a guy to do about anything for it, a chic..... well, she can get whatever she wants else where if the last dick couldn't do it right. including getting whatever she wants, even without giving it up +3 reply
        • j18speed posted 1 year ago
          Ask any married woman if her Bitch Wrinkle still 'gets stuff done for her'. Ask any woman that's been with any guy for an extended period of time if her Pudding Hatch still makes him bend over backwards for her. The right girl, with the right Yippee Bog can get things done for her... but not any girl, and not any Oyster Ditch. +4 reply
          • gspotjax posted 1 year ago
            an yes 10yrs later he still would do anything to have the pussy an 4 yrs apart he still wants it so sorry hun go the power of the pussy....... reply
          • Blindfreek posted 1 year ago
            hahahahah bitch wrinkle....love it +1 reply
            • HoraceRider posted 1 year ago
              I rather enjoyed Squish Mitten and Oyster Ditch too freek. Come to think of it Puddin' Hatch ain't bad either. As soon as I post this I'm gonna slide up and plus him a good one. reply
        • HolliWould posted 1 year ago
          OK I owe u and speed oodles of pluses! Speed, squish mitten had me rolling and Q, well AMEN to that sistah... aint it the truth!!! +2 reply
          • j18speed posted 1 year ago
            A healthy debate over the power of the Whoopee Stick as compared to the Ham Wallet is always welcome! See, my dear LadyQ has expericed the power of her Fiddle Cove on boys, but she's never met the laziness combined with wisdom of an older man who has become keen to the games she plays with her Gut Locker. It takes us 30 some years but we figure it out and that's when we start owning everything and ruling the world. Muhahahahaha! (I'm also done here because I think I've quoted every nasty name for the vagina from the Bloodhound Gang's song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo... hope I got them all right) +5 reply
            • Plexipunk posted 1 year ago
              Ham wallet........ now that was fuckin' funny. You get a point for making me laugh! reply
              • HoraceRider posted 1 year ago
                They were all funny, but the main point I wish to make right now is that I'm gonna slide up and give a big plus to the comment where i18 attributes credit to the rightful owner of all the phrases. I, and many other gray haired old farts never heard of the Bloodhound Gang. I'm proud to be a member of the perv community inhabited by individuals of high moral standing and virtue. +1 reply
            • Lady Q posted 1 year ago
              ya' know, thats a shame speed, because my current boyfriend/S&M partner of 2yrs... is 39. I did't think he was much of a boy...... besides, where do you think I thrive my power to? Older men, with better pockets.... with lazy tired wifes, needing something new, fresh and young. Someone to boost up their confidence and fake the best Orgasms. they luv that ish.... reply
          • Lady Q posted 1 year ago
            yeah HOLLI, I was thrown back @ the squish mitten. Ima start using it, walking around calling ppl to them faces. oh and lets not forget Bitch Wrinkle and Pudding Hatch, but uhm Speed, yeah I can see a little with the married women kind of thing, BUT!!!! let that married women get pissed off at her man, start withholding sex and food from your ass..not to mention if she's really pissed and puts on that FREAKUM DRESS heads out with the girls and gets her eye on NEW sausage dog.... then thats when the magic pops back in place......... reply
            • notorious posted 1 year ago
              then the man could easily just buy some sex, and if he's a REAL man then he already knows how to cook for himself! reply
        • notorious posted 1 year ago
          with some of the 'squish mittens' i've seen on this site, i think i'd do anything i could to stay AWAY from them. +2 reply
      • gspotjax posted 1 year ago
        ahahahaha well you may have me on the drain'n side of it but then again i wipe mysalf an go to sleep to, an hunny there are ways for a chick to stop the bleed'n every 28days....i to can pee anywhere an not get messy.......i'd love to see you use your cock as a hammer that would be a good laugh just call you HAMMER HEAD..........how many times a day do you put your hands down you pants to a-just the boys... +2 reply
        • j18speed posted 1 year ago
          "The Boys" are in my wife's purse! ;) reply
          • gspotjax posted 1 year ago
            so you need your wife to look after them for you..... see back to the pussy is best........ reply
            • j18speed posted 1 year ago
              Yes... I get in trouble if I keep them with me. reply
              • gspotjax posted 1 year ago
                what can i say apart from more power to the pussy.................. +1 reply
                • notorious posted 1 year ago
                  even if pussies are the best- ya gotta show some respect for the dick! +1 reply
  • Lady Q posted 1 year ago
    I love Mickey Avalon - MY DICK! reply
    • Lady Q posted 1 year ago
      singing* its time, that we got to let the world know. dude, you gotta let ya girl go... DS is the best in the business, P.S. we got Dicks like Jesus....... +2 reply
    • HolliWould posted 1 year ago
      me too =) hahah I totally just worked in the pix cause I wanted to make a vid with the song LOL reply
  • DIABLO posted 1 year ago
    What is wrong with the dick on fram 47 sec? poor guy reply
  • luvmesumgary posted 1 year ago
    By "Your dick grow like Gary Coleman", I can only assume he means totally fucking awesome! +3 reply
  • faseforeal posted 1 year ago
    y are people always dissing small dicks...i have one and take offense to that and this video... -1 reply
  • djnastynat3 posted 1 year ago
    That black guy with the lumpy sack was interesting.. Never seen that one before. reply
  • mudnmyveins posted 1 year ago
    ya know i really wonder how ppl like that get laid? i mean really??!! reply
  • Voided posted 1 year ago
    Im a big fan of the sausage wallet myself but as for doing anything for it....not gonna happen. reply
  • squizzytaylor posted 1 year ago
    Its vids like this that make feel quite content with my undersize and slightly weird looking dick. reply
  • andykazam posted 12 months ago
    My dick is like Gary Coleman? What you talking about, Willis? reply

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