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The man the myth

.....the LEGEND
by mysocksdontmatch 4 years ago (Tue, May 05, 2009) in Wtf (Porn)
The man the myth
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  • MrFoxhound | 4 years ago | +7
    This interview took place with Alex the star of 1 guy 1 cup on Feb. 9th 2009. He was originally seen on efuckt.com. Alex, who wishes to remain anonymous, is an ordinary person from Russia; except he likes large things in his butt. He's twice married and has two kids. Alex works as a sales manager and is from a city in Russia that has approximately 1.5 million people. He speaks good English. He just wants the world to know that his penis is normal and he's not gay. Q. Are you personally looking to become famous? Do you want the world to know you? A. No. Q. A lot of people want to know who you are. We get dozens of emails everyday at 1guyand1cup.com. Who are you? A. I'm just a manager, I'm married, and I'm not gay! Q. I think the most asked question is, "Why didn't you go to the hospital?" A. I was afraid of what they might ask. Q. So, are you married? Does your wife know. A. I have been married 2 times. The first marriage lasted 7 years. The current marriage has lasted 11. I have two boys also, they are ages 5 and 17. And my family doesn't know. Q. How long have you been sticking things in your anus? A. I've been doing this for 12 years, I am 40 now. I started with a coke bottle. I hope to get larger objects than even the jar in the video soon. Q. So getting back to the hospital. Didn't it hurt? Why didn't you scream? A. For three days it bleed. It hurt really bad for two weeks. I still have two shards of glass in my anus from it. I didn't scream because I didn't want my family to hear me. I was in pain. The new video is of me the day after cleaning it up in the shower. Q. How big was the jar? A. 87 mm. Q. Is there anything else you would like people to know? A. I uploaded this to let people know that sticking jars in your ass is dangerous. And because the video was really funny; well mostly because it's funny. Oh, I don't have scars on my ass. That was soap I used for lube. I forgot. I prefer a glass jar because the dimension is constant. Plastic bottle (even full of water) no hard and this diameter may be various. This is important for measuring of record size.
    • sickness | 4 years ago
      Thanks foxhound... i give tha guy props for not screaming... still a dumb fuck tho
  • j18speed | 4 years ago | +3
    What hotel were you two staying at?
    • DGL | 4 years ago
      he was at a gay bath house
  • hawtchica06 | 4 years ago | +3
    why did i go look up 1 guy 1 cup? why?
    • Tilbo | 4 years ago | +1
      So You Can Feel That Fuzzy Warmness Next Time You Pick Up A Gerkin Jar.
    • sickness | 4 years ago
      horrific... aint it?!? i'd seriously prefer to watch those dumb bitches shit in each other mouths then watch this guy... i wont ruin it for those that havent seen it :)
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