The new gold rush

Yep, I think these might be your keys right here.

the look on his face tells me he has hit the jackpot....

Husband 2 Wife: Here's my Love for U, deep Inside. (Pause) .Bitch.

Is this what the People in the US call a Redneck Home Birth?

I aint sayin' he's a gold digger... +6

nothing wrong with a little elbow grease +4

He: I think I found some M&M´s. She: And now you really deserved them!

Fuck me his hand is so deep I reckon he's tickling her tonsils +1

the hunt for the g spot continues +8

Officially Too Deep.

.... where the fuck is my watch,,...

Seriously, if a vagina on average can only take about 6 inches, how the fuck do people do this? Do they break the Cervix? When does she die?

If I knew it was this difficult putting the back on my belly button stud I would never have gotten it! +3

Today on mythbusters we'll see exactly "How low can we go".

Next time you masturbate with the phone ,put it on vibrate! That way it'll be easier to locate +3

I told you I needed more elbow room in this relationship!

I'm thinking of a Tool lyric...

Would be elbow, except you can see it hinge further up......Guy just has a thick wrist....

Man: Sorry, this is my first time doing a pap smear... Woman: Unnnngggghh...are you sure you're supposed to put the testing kit inside me? I thought you just needed a sample.. Man: I'm not really a licensed Gynecologist, so I don't know. Woman: Great! That's the third time this has happened to me. Fucking Yellow Pages online! Man: Wait...I think I found it! Woman: That's my kidney.

Nothing wrong with a man inseminating a horse. It's just a bit awkwards that he completely shaved the horse and aint' using any gloves...

it is not his elbow it is his wrist. his elbow is at the top left of the screen. +1

Question: (I have studied this picture for too long).. What is he holding in his left hand? Given the perspective of her ass, how could that be her arm, or her leg? I don't know what that is. A third person perhaps?

Hes taking the long way to her nose.

Damn she must be tall or he got short ass arms to do that +1

It reminds me of a vet delivering a calf from a cow. Minus the big rubber gloves.

Well FUCK...You could've taken your watch off FIRST!

Alnd he looks so serious about his work. +1

do they live in a log cabin?

that is one way to polish a ladies tonsils

dude looks madd serious

i am surprise that we dont see his arm comming out of her mouth!!!

Look again he's only in to the wrist. You can clearly see his shirt cuff and to the left his elbow.

anyone want to volunteer for my arm in their ass

he got her pregnant and now he wants to teach that growing kid a lesson.punch the placenta!!

what did u find meen :D oil ?

I just have one question....what's he doing with his fingers? He's looks determined like he's trying to find something.

She had a tickley cough so he fort he would give her throat a little itch for her!

for the last time give me the remote

MAN: OH SHIT OH SHIT...WHY'D I HAVE TO CUM INSIDE MY SISTER!!? I'LL BE DAMNED IF SHE'S HAVING MY BROTHER..SON..FUCK!!