EyeballPate

The perils of banana slug sex...

You might just have your pecker bitten off
by EyeballPate 11 months ago (Sat, Jun 30, 2012) in Gross (NSFW)
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Banana slugs are hermaphrodites, meaning they have both man and woman parts, and during mating, once the deed is done, they try to bit off each other’s penises, because that’s just the kind of kinky shit banana slugs are into.
Banana slugs begin their mating with a few vicious love nips. Then the animals curl around each other, forming a bright yellow yin-yang symbol. Next, they insert their penises. (Remember, they both have one.) In some cases, one slug provides sperm and the other slug receives it. More often, the slugs swap sperm. Copulation can last many hours. Then, in most cases, the slugs withdraw and part ways.

But not always....
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  • Scottish | 11 months ago | +10
    I feel so awkward fapping to this but couldn't help myself... :/
    • Drweld | 11 months ago | +2
      I'm guessing you were thinking on having one of those things up your ass.
      • Scottish | 11 months ago | +1
        No I was just aroused by their strange and primal sexual act... Duh, it was magical
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +10
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    • Ivadirtyvitch | 11 months ago | +1
      I find this far more rewarding.
  • GODnGuns | 11 months ago | +4
    Well Whoopy freekin doo! Wheres the wife's VS catalog.........
    • GODnGuns | 11 months ago | +1
      PS The Redhead with the squeaky pussy vid wont play. Thanks for fucking up my weekend.
      • EyeballPate | 11 months ago | +2
        I'll get that shit squeaking. Hold on.
        • GODnGuns | 11 months ago | +1
          Sorry that's my lack meds talking.
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
        Buy a new computer and quit bitching already.
  • ElFuctardo | 11 months ago | +4
    Just add salt and you have Slug Snuff.
  • freakman420 | 11 months ago | +3
    This post would have been better suited on a Tuesday. Just saying...
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +3
    Wait.................what?
  • fkbisme | 11 months ago | +3
    Is it weird that this got me hard?
    • ShittlesRainbow | 11 months ago | +2
      it would be weird if you'd want to dock with one of them...
      • apathy | 11 months ago | +1
        How about putting them in your hand and using them like a self lubed fleshlite?
  • leeloo | 11 months ago | +3
    was he a banana slug also ? http://www.heaven666.org/delicious-nuts-65118.php
  • fickle1 | 11 months ago | +2
    Caution:Some customers may get their dicks ripped off.
  • Tonybaltimore | 11 months ago | +2
    What,no cuddling afterwards?
  • ElFuctardo | 11 months ago | +2
    Government Grant Gone Wild!! Looks like these have quite a collection of snail porn (#12 in lower right).
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
    Alien sex :P
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