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What not to do with your weenie.

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From: BuzzBurbank
Joined: 2 years ago
Uploads: 48 		Added: May 10, 2008
Category: Bizarre
Tags: mutilation   penis   starfish   mangling   decoration  

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  • BuzzBurbank | 2 years ago
    deibler didnt like my Pabst coffin maybe this will be more to his liking.Saturday night is alright for Starfishing. +3 reply
  • 13 | 2 years ago
    One of the Most beautiful thing I have ever seen on Earth, Ummmmm...Kiss Kiss, love em..Just love em man, Girls shag it, all Your's after me... +5 reply
    • Hyde in plain sight | 2 years ago
      There is nothing cool about this.....AND WHY ARE YOU HANGING FROM THE DAMN CEILING? Come down from there doofus! +1 reply
  • damnice | 2 years ago
    Thanks for the advice but I think any man with at least 1 working brain cell intrinsically knows NOT to do this with his pecker. +6 reply
    • 13 | 2 years ago
      You don't do this with you'r own pecker, but there are planty of tranies who has spoiled our mood, Please Anti gay community of this site, Alow me to touch the penis and not being gay as I want to make thy as they... reply
  • mkidd2008 | 2 years ago
    i'm sure glad I did'nt eat dinner tet 2nite. Might not now either. +1 reply
    • HolliWould | 2 years ago
      ahh yer on the patented heaven666 diet too huh? Check out my avatar.. see how it worked wonders for me!? +1 reply
  • mistressXXX | 2 years ago
    Quick ...somebody, kill it! *runs away screaming* +7 reply
    • boogerking | 2 years ago
      Im So glad there isn't a cure for aids yet so these fuckers can die quicker! reply
      • humanwreckage | 2 years ago
        Thing is, they'd have to actually GET it somehow...and I don't foresee any of them getting laid anytime soon, so lets hope they're sharing needles. reply
  • trim | 2 years ago
    please tell me why men do this. if i woke up and saw my dick this way. i would do myself with gun shot to the head. +1 reply
    • 13 | 2 years ago
      They don't do, it happend to them, who got split personalities. +1 reply
  • wh0re | 2 years ago
    I don't see the big deal, it's all the dp without the group sex. +2 reply
  • sawan | 2 years ago
    If they aint gonna use it they might as well lose it .Their heads that is!! +1 reply
  • trim | 2 years ago
    so split personalities, and now they want to have two dicks or have a pussy. they might as well chop it off. reply
  • Quasimoto | 2 years ago
    why do people allways think "two is better than one" can apply to jsut themselves, when someones refering to two people? god i hate humans +1 reply
  • Cobra Dick | 2 years ago
    No modification for me. I'll just be satisfied keeping my regular standard-issue dick. So far, it has done the job the ladies want it to do... and that's all that matters. +6 reply
    • Arby3 | 2 years ago
      Hear hear CD! that's what I was thinking. I'm arby3, and i like my penis just the way it is. Why the fuck would you want it cut in half anyway? reply
  • nookielookie | 2 years ago
    i dont think would be able to let them put that mutilated mess in me its just not pretty +3 reply
  • Lady Q | 2 years ago
    Like when these guys piss... does it just dribble on the toilet seat? reply
    • wh0re | 2 years ago
      They sit down to pee. reply
      • HoraceRider | 2 years ago
        Lady Q not just them, all of us piss on the seat. I got the standard issue one dick per customer, but I still piss on the seat from time to time. reply
  • trim | 2 years ago
    the one with the hole in his balls i bet gets his pant wet all the time reply
  • warmonger | 2 years ago
    Ya that sure is a strange conversation piece at an exclusive nudist camp reply
  • warmonger | 2 years ago
    I'd like to cut them off and use them for Christmas ornaments at my mothers house reply
  • Domina | 2 years ago
    If I EVER went down on a guy, and he had a split penis, it tear it in half and run like hell. Serves em' right! +4 reply
    • kickone | 2 years ago
      but in this case that torn in half part is done so you can just get with the running reply
  • jonniewaker | 2 years ago
    Do these guys ever expect to get laid? I can't see a female wanting to touch something like that, even if you paid them. reply
    • BlackVelvet | 2 years ago
      I wouldn't want to touch it. I might point and laugh. But I'd more than likely just leave. right away. +1 reply
    • humanwreckage | 2 years ago
      I don't know, I might poke it with a really long stick, laugh, shake my head in disgust and walk away. Probably more action than any of them have seen in years. reply
  • joythief07 | 2 years ago
    Wonder if I've ever stood next to one at the urinal... reply
    • w8y | 2 years ago
      i think you would have noticed when their piss sprayed all over you leg. reply
  • pogomama | 2 years ago
    if my husband did this to his dick i would so get rid of him in he nearest phyc hospital reply
  • Spodumene | 2 years ago
    what the hell? Those dicks would mist piss dripps all over the damn place! reply
  • notanomad | 2 years ago
    I can't figure out what's going on in pick 1. My brain just refuses to see it... reply
  • BlackVelvet | 2 years ago
    WTF is wrong with no.4? And why would you do this to yourself by choice? I think they should just go and chop them off, they obviously don't know how to look after them, so shouldn't have them at all. reply
  • keyser soza | 2 years ago
    If you dont want the cock,cut the fuckin thing off ,dont pissball about with it,then fuck off out of our lives you fuckin wierdos. reply
  • halicon | 2 years ago
    so 6 is a new Christmas ornament and 8 is two heads are better then one reply
  • rafikie | 2 years ago
    if they cant reproduce then I would call that mission accomplished reply
  • specialkitten3 | 2 years ago
    This is horrible! The penis is such a wonderful organ! I cant believe someone would so this to it....even t he little ones awwwww lol reply
  • y0 | 2 years ago
    You know that toy you would hook up to a hose and it would flail shooting water? NOW INTRODUCING MINI VERSION (now with cum) reply
  • PhillyDarko | 2 years ago
    This is called "Penile Bifurcation"... Serial killers and fags get this done. They get off on it and their partner can actually fuck their piss hole. This world is fucked! reply
    • w8y | 2 years ago
      you seem awfully well educated there? any videos for us? reply
      • w8y | 2 years ago
        on second thoughts i dont want videos. please dont. reply
    • wh0re | 2 years ago
      You're wrong on the "serial killers and fags" part. reply
      • PhillyDarko | 2 years ago
        Ooh, sorry whore... You must have 1st hand experience seeing that yer a whore -n- all. reply
        • wh0re | 2 years ago
          Their body, their life dude, they ain't out there killing people. reply
  • Gmike | 2 years ago
    hey whore i couldnt help but notice the comments u've made thru the post does ur dick look like one of these pics? -1 reply
    • wh0re | 2 years ago
      No i'm just an open minded sexually liberated individual. : P reply
      • PhillyDarko | 2 years ago
        "Sexually liberated individuals" don't do this... People with mental disorders do this. +1 reply
    • OChill | 2 years ago
      Gmike that neg will continue to be in your future if you don't learn to respect the ladies. Nothing funny nor witty about your comment. If you wanna pick on someone, pick on a man. reply
      • PhillyDarko | 2 years ago
        How seriously can you take anybody on this site, especially someone with the nickname "WH0RE". Loosen up; yer on heaven666. -1 reply
        • OChill | 2 years ago
          How can you be here all this time on site and not know wh0re is not an nickname, it's an acronym? It's guys like you who bring this site down. Know the person before you even think taking the harassing actions you have in this thread. Regardless of person, eve reply
          • PhillyDarko | 2 years ago
            Actually, it's an acronym being used in place of a nick... Therefore the acronym IS in fact a nickname. Nobody's bashing anyone. If you keep being so anal, you're bound to get a prolapse... LOL reply
            • OChill | 2 years ago
              Don't try to change the context of your permanent comment on this page. We all know what you meant as you used the term nickname. Again you make assumptions, I'm not being anal. Your comment is typical for the uninformed. +1 reply
              • PhillyDarko | 2 years ago
                Dude, yer seriously turning into a Tampon... Quit running your mouth! LOL reply
                • OChill | 2 years ago
                  As I thought, the unintelligent revert to name calling when they are mentally overpowered. reply
  • Gmike | 2 years ago
    i would rather not pick on any one over the internet but sorry if u didnt c the joke as funny as i did reply
  • Gmike | 2 years ago
    the last guy should wash his hands b4 he plays with that thing it can get infected reply
  • hard_core_princess | 2 years ago
    WTF...how do these guys even have sex anymore? Even if it were possible they would have to find someone willing to let them put that thing into an orifice! reply
  • NIGHTCHASER | 2 years ago
    wtf! man this are the pple that don't deserve to have a dick!.....what are they thinking?? reply
    • prncssprissy | 2 years ago
      I second that. That is a waste of what might have been goo...yeah never mind. These guys should have all been abortions. +1 reply

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