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What not to do with your weenie.








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From: BuzzBurbank Joined: 9 months ago Uploads: 43 |
Added: May 10, 2008 Category: Bizarre Tags: mutilation   penis   starfish   mangling   decoration   |
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deibler didnt like my Pabst coffin maybe this will be more to his liking.Saturday night is alright for Starfishing. +3 replyBuzzBurbank posted 3 months ago
lmfao. This is more suitable.... but disgusting. reply

One of the Most beautiful thing I have ever seen on Earth, Ummmmm...Kiss Kiss, love em..Just love em man, Girls shag it, all Your's after me... +5 reply
There is nothing cool about this.....AND WHY ARE YOU HANGING FROM THE DAMN CEILING? Come down from there doofus! +1 replyHyde in plain sight posted 3 months ago

Thanks for the advice but I think any man with at least 1 working brain cell intrinsically knows NOT to do this with his pecker. +6 reply 
You don't do this with you'r own pecker, but there are planty of tranies who has spoiled our mood, Please Anti gay community of this site, Alow me to touch the penis and not being gay as I want to make thy as they... reply

i'm sure glad I did'nt eat dinner tet 2nite. Might not now either. +1 reply
ahh yer on the patented heaven666 diet too huh? Check out my avatar.. see how it worked wonders for me!? +1 replyHolliWould posted 2 months ago
Quick ...somebody, kill it! *runs away screaming* +7 replymistressXXX posted 3 months ago
Im So glad there isn't a cure for aids yet so these fuckers can die quicker! replyboogerking posted 2 months ago
Thing is, they'd have to actually GET it somehow...and I don't foresee any of them getting laid anytime soon, so lets hope they're sharing needles. replyhumanwreckage posted 2 months ago
This would put an end to our date REALLY quickly. +4 replyDandeegirl posted 3 months ago
I hope it wouldnt be your first date. +2 reply

please tell me why men do this. if i woke up and saw my dick this way. i would do myself with gun shot to the head. +1 reply 
They don't do, it happend to them, who got split personalities. +1 reply

I don't see the big deal, it's all the dp without the group sex. +2 reply
#4 looks like he used a chainsaw.. or he fried it up like bacon.. I don't know which. +4 replyPhotoShopWarrior posted 3 months ago

If they aint gonna use it they might as well lose it .Their heads that is!! +1 reply

so split personalities, and now they want to have two dicks or have a pussy. they might as well chop it off. reply

why do people allways think "two is better than one" can apply to jsut themselves, when someones refering to two people? god i hate humans +1 reply

Why? reply
I bet their mother's are so proud of them this weekend!! replynorwaybabe469 posted 3 months ago
No modification for me. I'll just be satisfied keeping my regular standard-issue dick. So far, it has done the job the ladies want it to do... and that's all that matters. +6 replyCobra Dick posted 3 months ago

well im not have'n sausages for tea now reply
i dont think would be able to let them put that mutilated mess in me its just not pretty +3 replynookielookie posted 3 months ago

Like when these guys piss... does it just dribble on the toilet seat? reply 
They sit down to pee. reply
Lady Q not just them, all of us piss on the seat. I got the standard issue one dick per customer, but I still piss on the seat from time to time. replyHoraceRider posted 2 months ago

the one with the hole in his balls i bet gets his pant wet all the time reply

Ya that sure is a strange conversation piece at an exclusive nudist camp reply

I'd like to cut them off and use them for Christmas ornaments at my mothers house reply

If I EVER went down on a guy, and he had a split penis, it tear it in half and run like hell. Serves em' right! +4 reply 
but in this case that torn in half part is done so you can just get with the running reply

Silly starfish... dicks are for men. +2 reply
Do these guys ever expect to get laid? I can't see a female wanting to touch something like that, even if you paid them. replyjonniewaker posted 3 months ago
No.. of course not... never... reply
I wouldn't want to touch it. I might point and laugh. But I'd more than likely just leave. right away. +1 replyBlackVelvet posted 2 months ago
I don't know, I might poke it with a really long stick, laugh, shake my head in disgust and walk away. Probably more action than any of them have seen in years. replyhumanwreckage posted 2 months ago

We should strike now that they are all together. +2 reply

Think she'd like them? reply
Wonder if I've ever stood next to one at the urinal... replyjoythief07 posted 2 months ago
i think you would have noticed when their piss sprayed all over you leg. reply

Locked and Loaded..Nuff Said reply

if my husband did this to his dick i would so get rid of him in he nearest phyc hospital reply

what the hell? Those dicks would mist piss dripps all over the damn place! reply
I gotta admit, it looks a lot better once its healed replybronxbeauty8 posted 2 months ago

I can't figure out what's going on in pick 1. My brain just refuses to see it... reply
if your going to do that you don't deserve one in the first place replyGenericGrayBox posted 2 months ago
this subculture is something one can never get used to replyGreenBeret posted 2 months ago

Those have to be the ugliest and most useless things I have ever seen! reply
I guess you havent met Speed. replyBuzzBurbank posted 2 months ago
That's what my mom used to say when she was looking at pictures from our family reunion! +1 replysmurfspunk posted 2 months ago
son of a bitch... will some one please kill them please i'll even suply the guns replyLord Love Rocket69 posted 2 months ago
WTF is wrong with no.4? And why would you do this to yourself by choice? I think they should just go and chop them off, they obviously don't know how to look after them, so shouldn't have them at all. replyBlackVelvet posted 2 months ago
How does one fuck with that thing? replyDeadInside200 posted 2 months ago
why?? kill yourself now! replycannibalist posted 2 months ago
why stickin a grenade in ur peehole just isnt smart replymysocksdontmatch posted 2 months ago

*nightmares tonight* reply
If you dont want the cock,cut the fuckin thing off ,dont pissball about with it,then fuck off out of our lives you fuckin wierdos. replykeyser soza posted 2 months ago
Eww, dont pick at it! replyLocalYounGuNNa posted 2 months ago
ok im convinced dicks and rings not good replydonlycatguts posted 2 months ago

so 6 is a new Christmas ornament and 8 is two heads are better then one reply

Please... no... the starfish weiner... so many bad memories. reply

why? thats all i ask what do you get out of this? reply

if they cant reproduce then I would call that mission accomplished reply
I like the toy nutsack keychains he's wearing, wonder where he bought them? replydjnastynat3 posted 2 months ago
This is horrible! The penis is such a wonderful organ! I cant believe someone would so this to it....even t he little ones awwwww lol replyspecialkitten3 posted 2 months ago

omg why would u want to hurt ur lil man like that? reply

what NOT to do.got it no need to take notes here! reply

You know that toy you would hook up to a hose and it would flail shooting water? NOW INTRODUCING MINI VERSION (now with cum) reply

Slingshots reply
This is called "Penile Bifurcation"... Serial killers and fags get this done. They get off on it and their partner can actually fuck their piss hole. This world is fucked! replyPhillyDarko posted 2 months ago
you seem awfully well educated there? any videos for us? reply 
on second thoughts i dont want videos. please dont. reply 
You're wrong on the "serial killers and fags" part. reply
Ooh, sorry whore... You must have 1st hand experience seeing that yer a whore -n- all. replyPhillyDarko posted 2 months ago
Their body, their life dude, they ain't out there killing people. reply

Zoinks! reply
sur this has not been asked ..... why the f would you do that replybugjuice57 posted 2 months ago

hopefully they can't never breed let's just hope.... reply
thats fucken nasty!!!! -1 replykalleton07 posted 2 months ago

hey whore i couldnt help but notice the comments u've made thru the post does ur dick look like one of these pics? -1 reply 
No i'm just an open minded sexually liberated individual. : P reply
"Sexually liberated individuals" don't do this... People with mental disorders do this. +1 replyPhillyDarko posted 2 months ago
Really? How many have you met? reply
Uhh, you. :^) replyPhillyDarko posted 2 months ago
You haven't met me, and don't worry, you never ever will. reply
You would be graced by God if you did have the opportunity to meet me. I've seen you enough on here, so i don't think you'll be graced any time soon :^) Chow! replyPhillyDarko posted 2 months ago
Gmike that neg will continue to be in your future if you don't learn to respect the ladies. Nothing funny nor witty about your comment. If you wanna pick on someone, pick on a man. reply
How seriously can you take anybody on this site, especially someone with the nickname "WH0RE". Loosen up; yer on heaven666. -1 replyPhillyDarko posted 2 months ago
How can you be here all this time on site and not know wh0re is not an nickname, it's an acronym? It's guys like you who bring this site down. Know the person before you even think taking the harassing actions you have in this thread. Regardless of person, eve reply 
...everyone on this site deserves respect reply
Actually, it's an acronym being used in place of a nick... Therefore the acronym IS in fact a nickname. Nobody's bashing anyone. If you keep being so anal, you're bound to get a prolapse... LOL replyPhillyDarko posted 2 months ago
Don't try to change the context of your permanent comment on this page. We all know what you meant as you used the term nickname. Again you make assumptions, I'm not being anal. Your comment is typical for the uninformed. +1 reply
Dude, yer seriously turning into a Tampon... Quit running your mouth! LOL replyPhillyDarko posted 2 months ago
As I thought, the unintelligent revert to name calling when they are mentally overpowered. reply
ARRG BLAST! Captain America has defeated me! LOLERSKATES replyPhillyDarko posted 2 months ago

i would rather not pick on any one over the internet but sorry if u didnt c the joke as funny as i did reply

cool reply

WHY? reply
you both should go fuck yourselves -2 replywhitetrashed posted 2 months ago

the last guy should wash his hands b4 he plays with that thing it can get infected reply
WTF...how do these guys even have sex anymore? Even if it were possible they would have to find someone willing to let them put that thing into an orifice! replyhard_core_princess posted 2 months ago
wtf! man this are the pple that don't deserve to have a dick!.....what are they thinking?? replyNIGHTCHASER posted 2 months ago
I second that. That is a waste of what might have been goo...yeah never mind. These guys should have all been abortions. +1 replyprncssprissy posted 2 months ago

The two headed purple headed lizard reply
They all look like deformed underwater plants...at least starfish are kinda cute... +1 replyIvannahumpalot posted 2 months ago

WHY? reply

mmmm, which half will I wank today? reply

i wonder if there are matching vaginas reply
the people that do this wouldn't happen to be related to Lorena Bobbit would they? replybloodrayven1989 posted 2 months ago
I no longer think having two penis' would be the shit replyfleebiscuit posted 2 months ago
ummmm.......my god no comment! replyjuggaletteBev posted 2 months ago
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