THE WHITES DON'T HAVE A CHANCE
Watermelon eating contest
by SteveBuscemi | 4 months ago (Sun, Feb 05, 2012) | in Funny (Sfw)
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Noose | 4 months ago | +19 -1
RIGHT AND EXACT | 4 months ago | +1Noose this clip was the funniest shit!!! He made Steve Harvey who I don't particularly care for look like an asshole. "....you know how many buttons on this suit player? PHIFTY!..."
Randy1 | 4 months ago | +1 -1spelt 1 %u2002 %u2002[spelt] Show IPA verb a simple past tense and past participle of spell .
SteveBuscemi | 4 months ago | +2 -1Spelt is only accepted because a lot of dumb people started using it, just like PROACTIVE was not a word before but now it is. He should have used "Spelled" not spelt.
xxgagsxx | 4 months ago | +4Are corn rows so called as a reminder of the corn fields ........... Just asking
Wagingwetard | 4 months ago | +1Yes, thus the name. Never saw corn grow like that thoughtfully, but I do know they used to pile wheat and barley like that to make it easier to harvest.
jeptha | 4 months ago | +2They knew they wouldn't win but just wanted to have a stereotype confirmed. Sucker!- Wagingwetard | 4 months ago | +2I bet it was akward getting her to join that contest. "Hey Sha'ney'ney you should get in on this I bet you would win."
- RIGHT AND EXACT | 4 months ago | +1This fat jamoke should be kicked in his Amos and Andy black ass for even taking such a degrading picture.
HarryWang | 4 months ago | +1How is this degrading. A black brother enjoying something he loves. He looks happy to me..And yes, its photoshop. Its actually a big plate of fried chicken and collard greens. I like those things too...Oh shit, am I turning black??- RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 months ago | +1If you are ...PLEASE turn back...we really don't need you> Between the deadbeat dads, wanna be rappers, and ignorant thugs walking around with their pansts down around their asses...we have enough losers without a misplaced, confused white boy getting on board!
- HarryWang | 3 months ago | +1True..I cant stand those idiots who wear their pants down to their assholes, either black or white. You got the blacks who think they are tough and then the stupid ass whiteboys who think they are black. Its a shame an embarassment to us cracker whiteys...LOL...I will turn back, I did kinda figure that the blacks did not need me. I do wear my pants where they are supposed to be. Where I live, there arent many blacks, but lots and lots of hipanics and whites who are deadbeats..
- HarryWang | 3 months ago | +1Its refreshing to actually communicate with a black man who actually talks like a regular person, none of that bro shit, ya know. Keep up the good work!!
uploaded | 4 months ago | +2 -1when your brother (no dad) can only carry one stolen watermelon per day ,you learn to eat fast- RIGHT AND EXACT | 4 months ago | +1 -1You're from Central, Illinois where people from Chicago go to take a shit....gimme a break uploaded with your stupid ass stereotypes.
stankmaster | 3 months ago | +1I've been to Chicago. I think a lot of people have been staying home to shit lately.
- HarryWang | 4 months ago | +2 -1Oh shit.CMON...They should of had a job application filling out contest. That nig would of got smoked!!
- RIGHT AND EXACT | 4 months ago | +2Thank GOD that they didn't have an English grammar/spelling contest....you "WOULD OF" gotten smoked! Psssst HarryWang...there's always night courses and summer school or have you grown fond of sitting in the corner wearing the dunce cap?
- HarryWang | 4 months ago | +1Pssssttt Right and exact. It was a joke. Settle down and go back to your parents basement where you feel safe and let us real men handle the world. You're correcting grammatical errors on a web site that posts videos of people jamming shit up their ass. Get a life...Better yet, get a job.. "gotten" LOL, what a loser...
- RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 months ago | +2It's all a joke Harry baby...don't feel bad because you got corrected..don't be embarrassed...just remember - reading is fundamental. Pick up a book. I correct grammar regardless of where I am and I would hope people would correct my grammar....especially if I was talking shit about people filling out job applications and still managed to make an elementary school spelling mistake. Oh yeah...I do NOT live in my parents basement (they let me sleep in between them in their bedroom).
- RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 months ago | +1Also Harry? Google "gotten"/ Now take your time dear boy...there are a lot of words and not very many shiny pictures for you to look at. Should you run into a problem, holler at me and I'll help you. Just don't wake up my parents.
- HarryWang | 3 months ago | +2BOOKS?? Are those the things with words and stuff?? LOL..Well, thanks for correcting me I guess. I don't mind that at all. We all make mistakes, look at your parents..LOL, Just kidding buddy. I do read lots of books, I just got done reading one called, " Where is the Birth Certificate", from Jerome Corsi. It dives into the forged birth certificate and HUGE coverup of Obama's life history that was done by the leftist, socialist media. I love reading about American History and comparing it to todays problem. I can tell you that I might not be very smart, but when it comes to America history, I know what I m talking about. Also, I am now reading a book called, " The Manchurian President". Very scary my friend. I believe these days are the starting of the end days for this country that I love so much. These books have " gotten" me very concerned, as all Americans should be.
calipunk | 4 months ago | +1the plan was to #1 mom eat the water and get thee whiteys attention and #2 the children steal the stuff from the house
AlJolson | 4 months ago | +1While the mexicans pillage the garage for tools and "investments" into their landscaping company.- RIGHT AND EXACT | 4 months ago | +1 -1Ah ah ah Stevie baby...NO ONE sits around and collects more money from the government than white people. Stop fapping to BOARDWALK EMPIRE and do your homework.
- jeptha | 4 months ago | +1There are more whites on welfare than blacks but percentage-wise there are more blacks on welfare than whites.
- HarryWang | 4 months ago | +1You know what...You obviously have not been to Detroit, Cleveland, New York, Oakland, LA, or any other major metropolitan area. Yes, whites are on welfare too but the majority of families are black. That is straight from the Governments own statistics. Look it up for the actual number. Too me, I really don't care what color of person is getting my money, the issue is they are getting MY MONEY for just sitting on their fat ass and doing nothing. It is the democratic party that isthe issue. In our History, they have been the ones promoting welfare, and governent dependancy especially the black family. Its very sad, but that is the truth. I have done a lot of research on my own regarding this exact issue and have found that the black family was a very proud, christian, hard woring family unit in the early 1900's, until our great President Woodrow Wilson and Franklin Roosevelt. They pushed for progressive ideas and a welfare idea that has ruined all Americans, especially the black family. Its too bad...
- HarryWang | 4 months ago | +1Blacks actually used to post flyers during Presidential elections depicting a black man hanging from a tree and the caption read, " Rememberwho your Democratic party is". That is a FACT. Look it up. I am not a bigot, I want fairness for ALL AMERICANS and for ALL AMERICAS t live in a country that is free from tyranny, oppression, and government control. The blacks should come together and rise themselves up against government oppression and get off of Welfare and take care of themselves, like everyone should do. The racist excuse is an excuse that does not hold water anymore. Yes, racism exists and always will. It goes both ways..White on Black, Black on white, brown on white, white on brown..you get the idea. When I say racism, I actually mean bigotry. Racism is acualy ok. Racism is one who supports ones race. Bigotry is the issue here..
- SteveBuscemi | 4 months ago | +1 -1Ive never seen you comment on my posts until this one LOL. Its just a joke brotha and im not white.
- RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 months ago | +1it's ALL a joke Stevie! No real harm done...we're all sitting around here talking shit and playing the internet dozens.
- jeptha | 3 months ago | +1Whats your claim then? I've seen your pic.... and when you walk down the street......your white, like it or not. In the same way that Tiger Woods is black whether he likes it or not. Not that it matters either way. I am interested in how you identify yourself though so that we may take jabs at you like you did AJ, and like we all do with each other. without malicious intent of course. I would guess that with a name like Buscemi that you are Italian?
- RIGHT AND EXACT | 4 months ago | +1And kick back 10% of their earnings to Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.s training camp.
WTFALO2JEFE | 3 months ago | +1You should look up "Canelo" a ginger Mexican... Hes like Tyson but without da crazy, give em time though
Masshole2 | 4 months ago | +1That's like a non Asian challenging an Asian to a shit eating contest....You just ain't gonna win that one.
JustDoIt | 3 months ago | +1White folks you wont stand a chance, it's watermelon we're talking about here.
Damnig | 3 months ago | +1Guess those negroids just need a stolen Cadillac now to win the contest.!!- Damnig | 3 months ago | +1Water melon, water melon, Cadillac car. We ain't as dumb as you think we is.
Kablahh | 4 months ago | +1 -2That ladies husband then had a dick swinging contest with all the white women.- RIGHT AND EXACT | 4 months ago | +3The white women won (say that 3 x real fast!)...because as all of us brothers know from birth...no one swings a brothers dick better than a white woman! (Wow this sterotyping shit is somehwat exhilarating! Refreshing even. I see why so many of you engage in it. Lemme see what other tasty morsels I can come up with over the course of this thread!)
- HarryWang | 4 months ago | +1Why do blacks like fat white women so much? Are black women really that nasty?
- RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 months ago | +1I don't know about the black women being nasty thing Harry....all I know is that your sister and I have GREAT chemistry!!! (There's another stereotype that white boys like you LOVE to trumpet at every available opportunity). The fact of the matter is black men (like most men)..LIKE PUSSY...period! And we will fuck any and everything available if given the opportunity
- HarryWang | 3 months ago | +2I dont have a sister nor a trumpet, but I would play one though. I have this unbelievable urge to grab a trumpet and play it all day. Is it a white thing? Truthfully, I have never heard of that stereotype. Always learning something new here..So its true about black men having a sex drive that overpowers everything in thier lives. I heard that is survival extincts right from the jungle, like apes. Interesting..
- Kablahh | 3 months ago | +1Nah I mean we've all hit a fat chicks that we now call questionable and I must say I do fuck like I'm from the Jungle. WB!
- Kablahh | 3 months ago | +1I'm glad you've found it's true enjoyment and only practical use. Have fun, just don't blurt it out at the office or Riffle Assoc. meeting. . .
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