Queef

This will make the ladies moist

This is off the Comcast On Demand dating Service
by Queef | 3 years ago (Mon, Feb 25, 2008 9:13pm EST) | in Funny
56 ratings
Tags: louis   loser   dating   nerd   geek   desperate   online   virgin   anime  
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  • Queef | 3 years ago
    2:15 is the sweet spot +12
    • j18speed | 3 years ago
      Good call. Ataru... +2
      • Red Baron | 3 years ago
        TW sure has gone downhill since his departure. +2
      • drflavor008 | 3 years ago
        This dude's words make me wanna fuck him. But I need to ask....Will you let me plow your brown eye with a strap on? That is the real question. +5
        • Anomie Strain | 3 years ago
          at this point he should take anything! +1
    • HeidixHo | 3 years ago
      he reminds me of a little puppy that makes his eyes go reeeeeeeeally big and humps your leg to try and make you love him. +5
      • -=JHSC=- | 3 years ago
        that guy definetally got some pussy after that. +1
        • -=JHSC=- | 3 years ago
          maybe some hot alien pussy +3
    • stylez40 | 3 years ago
      Please please please, one of the girls on this site, fuck this guys brains out and post it on this site!!!!!!!!! That would be the best post ever. +2
    • crash9201 | 3 years ago
      except for glathes.... that made me luagh my ass off... just those three words
    • -=JHSC=- | 3 years ago
      this guy pretty much sums up all of my wildest dreams
      • GrindOnItBitch | 2 years ago
        im guessing hes jewish and has the same voice coach as mike tyson
  • drad | 3 years ago
    Yeah, a barrel of laughs. Had me cracking up. +5
    • Unidentified | 3 years ago
      he just can't make up his mind, can't he? He needs a telepromter.
      • zerocommazero | 3 years ago
        He needs to kiss a girl for the first time.
  • meatlover | 3 years ago
    NOTHING about you is COOL. just pay for sex they wont laugh in your face. just behind your back and thats ok +7
  • j18speed | 3 years ago
    Please please... I really want to see a real live pussy. +5
    • j18speed | 3 years ago
      Not a fucking chance, Louis.
      • j18speed | 3 years ago
        I'm pretty peeved at you, Ataru. +1
  • KimmyMonster | 3 years ago
    Wow, my type of guy..............what was his # ? He is one sexy bitch. Does he ever blink or shut-up? +12
    • Queef | 3 years ago
      only when he's blowing his load
      • Cambi07 | 3 years ago
        Dude I don't think he's ever done that before....i mean...look at him
        • drflavor008 | 3 years ago
          He is constantly blowing his load. on his mom's face..BOOO....and....YAHHH.
  • WorkersUnite | 3 years ago
    I didn't even watch the whole thing to realize he wasn't going to have much success. The only success story here is the dating service that is geting 29.99/month from his checking account. +9
    • zerobomb | 3 years ago
      he sends them the payment on his star wars checks +1
      • GrindOnItBitch | 2 years ago
        he got his account cancelled because he tried to pay in make believe harry potter ingots
  • Cobra Dick | 3 years ago
    Believe it or not, I have a younger cousin just like this loser. I tried my best for years to teach him to be a regular guy, with absolutely no success. But he eventually learned to duck, dodge, and run really fast. +9
    • meatlover | 3 years ago
      When you say a 'regular guy', are you refering to yourself or any other member on heaven? cuz we all hang out on the most fucked up site on the net and most of us are hooked, im sure the majority of us spend more time on this site than at work, so that would make us more fucked up than him, just he plays video games and we watch porn and get laid and i fucking love it. +9
      • Cobra Dick | 3 years ago
        Hmmm, ML, gotta think about that. I always thought of myself as just a regular guy. +2
        • ill_sane | 3 years ago
          CD, we ARE regular, its the rest of the world thats crazy. Just look at Oil prices... its NUTS! +6
        • meatlover | 3 years ago
          think about this. he has a nickname ataru. I have a nickname Meatlover. he likes japanese cartoons. I like japanese scat eating. you will know more about his cartoons if you date him. you will know more about scat eating if you date me. its the same shit just hes a goodboy and we're all evil +2
          • fuckslave | 3 years ago
            I wouldn't consider myself evil....more like an Angel with a WICKED DARK SIDE >:} +3
            • ill_sane | 3 years ago
              i like wicked... i like dark. and i like sides... hmm, this could work. =P
            • angelbabee | 3 years ago
              I enjoy my dark side better than my angelic side---much more exciting to be bad +1
    • zerocommazero | 3 years ago
      Most nerds usually do, including how to pick a locker from the inside to get out.
  • chazzzzzzzzzz | 3 years ago
    OK. I have taken it upon myself to issue a BOLO for Louis before he ends up shooting up a mall or college campus somewhere. You are all safe now. +2
  • cumwhore | 3 years ago
    awwww....he was so shy, i though it was cute +2
    • BallsDeep007 | 3 years ago
      Yeah, but i bet you would sleep with him. +4
      • R3dneck | 3 years ago
        If so, there's hope for all of us.
      • cumwhore | 3 years ago
        id give him a handjob at least... +1
  • fireball80ca | 3 years ago
    he probably still lives with mommy +1
    • Queef | 3 years ago
      he admits it at 0:18 +2
  • stormer | 3 years ago
    that dude is way cooler than screech!!! just ask his cute alien sexy girlfriend +3
  • OChill | 3 years ago
    I was the same way until I found this cool costume and shield. +3
    • fuckslave | 3 years ago
      I like a man in uniform, especially weilding a shield and big......
      • OChill | 3 years ago
        Many a lady have sold their soul to feel the power of the shield. +1
        • Arby3 | 3 years ago
          omg! you're not supposed to hit WOMEN with that thing! it's fucking deadly!
  • wastingtime | 3 years ago
    He needs to get laid...bu-ad +1
    • proflight | 3 years ago
      yes but when his cum after 5 seconds his life will be fucked again, real men last at least 10 seconds, so ive heard of course. +1
      • Arby3 | 3 years ago
        10 SECONDS! HOLY LORD ALMIGHTY! how the hell you guys last that long? does 5 seconds twice count?
  • slightlydisturbed | 3 years ago
    fuck!!! what are the rest of us going to do when all the women see this?? we're doomed......Ataru is here. +3
  • Robbie_2k7 | 3 years ago
    Save to favorites and watch when feeling bad about my life.... thats what I'm going to do with this video. +6
  • nookielookie | 3 years ago
    he would definately be the bitch!
  • BallsDeep007 | 3 years ago
    Is this guy from SuperBad part2? +1
  • R3dneck | 3 years ago
    Ok, I paused it when I started wanting to shoot him - 10 seconds. +1
  • Keket | 3 years ago
    what a catch... *giggles* +1
  • LearnToSwim | 3 years ago
    you guys laugh but this video got me tons of pussy +4
  • notorious | 3 years ago
    'what really turns me on is a good conversationalist' +1
  • fuckslave | 3 years ago
    He would be a good candidate on "Beauty and the Geek" He's quite the looker! +1
  • doggrande | 3 years ago
    isnt this the same guy from the threesome vid earlier no wonder hes getting fucked by two chicks........ +3
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 3 years ago
    I wonder if he wants a woman with a nice voice to counterbalance his annoying little whine. The title of this video should have been "Every reason you'll ever need not to date me." Of course I mean the guy in the video, not myself.
  • h2o troll | 3 years ago
    nobody beats the guy in related topics. Second from the left.This guy at least has a chance.
  • h2o troll | 3 years ago
    Like fuckslave said canidate for Geek Meat.
  • FaHQ2 | 3 years ago
    Ummmmm...... why is this on here???
  • Maxman | 3 years ago
    TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! +1
  • redd | 3 years ago
    You had your minute of fame now go back in the closet and whack off before your mother catches you!
  • hoofhearted | 3 years ago
    The best ending to his video would be, "Oh, and I have a 10 inch cock." +4
  • suGanja | 3 years ago
    "Hoyven Glaven!"
  • Lady Q | 3 years ago
    lie, lie, lie, also a lie you don't look spontaneous, lie, lie, hahahahah, lie, get the fuck out of here..... will never get to know you, shy, of course not..... LUCK! you've got it,
  • Lady Q | 3 years ago
    lie, lie, lie, also a lie you don't look spontaneous, lie, lie, hahahahah, lie, get the fuck out of here..... will never get to know you, shy, of course not..... LUCK! you've got it, +1
  • livedoen4 | 3 years ago
    This guy better be able to eat some good pussy.
  • RAckatear420 | 3 years ago
    i'd date him, but alas, he's not gay
  • saraagain21 | 3 years ago
    very trainable little dude. honestly, if you haven't 'tamed' a geek you're missing out.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Sylvia | 3 years ago
    I'm sold, is there a number I could call? +2
  • cobaltmonkey | 3 years ago
    Goddamnitt! I like that anime! Watch power puff girls or something you bastard! You're giving the otaku of the U.S. a bad name!
  • proflight | 3 years ago
    its bill gates from microsoft +5
    • PissFlap | 3 years ago
      Who's laughing now ? +1
  • Crattt | 3 years ago
    he will never get a girl...he's fucked that day he gone on tv and move on with that jap anime shit...
  • dkknight17 | 3 years ago
    I bet he is intimately familiar with the construction of every single locker in his old high school, having seen the inside of all of them. +1
  • PissFlap | 3 years ago
    It's like looking in the mirror. +2
  • DeadInside200 | 3 years ago
    Fucking hell, I'm a nerd and I even want to kick his ass. +2
  • Jolly | 3 years ago
    email him that jap doll manufacturer... +1
  • Cambi07 | 3 years ago
    I think he shoulda just gone all the way and told the "ladies" that he was a virgin, he might aswell quit now and turn gay, 23 is far too old to loose your virginity.
  • gfl160 | 3 years ago
    He still lives with mommy but that shouldn't be a detractor against going home with him...give it up Louis, you chose X-BOX over real BOX a long time ago. LOVE THE LISP BUDDY!!! +1
  • dapek21 | 3 years ago
    shy... huh? i couldn't have guessed
  • Ghozt | 3 years ago
    Did he fucking fart?
  • Ghozt | 3 years ago
    It was around 0:29. Or it could have just been him clearing his throat.
  • Ghozt | 3 years ago
    Yes Ataru, you do have some pretty spiffy glasses.
  • Rockerz | 3 years ago
    "I don't really like thothe typeth of woman that are on thex in the thity you know the oneth that would eat me alive in thirty theconds".
  • Redchili | 3 years ago
    wheres my pickaxe..... no wait my grass strimmer
  • bob1967 | 3 years ago
    Louis, Right Hand, Right Hand, Louis. I'm sure you will both be very happy together. +1
  • icebreaker | 3 years ago
    ahahaha bob but its so much better high
  • event-horizon23 | 3 years ago
    is this bloke realllll LMAO!
  • smurfspunk | 3 years ago
    I think my glasses look cool ????? WTF???? Unfortunately this dork cannot see through em!
  • drad | 3 years ago
    Wow, you really are a "luckless loser" if you gave your self a nickname.
  • foreskin | 3 years ago
    Sad isn't it.. just sad...
  • MiPalomaEnTuBoca | 3 years ago
    can't blame the guy....I mean, obviously being "T-mobile" guy on the Alltel commercials didnt help in the search of slant... +1
  • dmagin | 3 years ago
    there is just so much here to make fun of and get points for, i just cant get over how he wants someone with a nice voice... a "nice voice"? you make mike tyson sound like Zeus!
  • nickdestcroix | 3 years ago
    lmao would love to drag this guy to a strip club and see how long he lasts
  • MonteFucko | 3 years ago
    What was his nickname again? Ah yes, Retardu, great great character. +1
  • scaramelo | 3 years ago
    i bet he gets the girls wet with than name Ataru haha +1
  • MrShadows | 3 years ago
    I wonder how many times he's jacked it to Ataru's super cute alien girlfriemd.
    • Queef | 3 years ago
      you just defined a cartoon character as "super cute"
  • sweetpiff420 | 3 years ago
    I may theem a bit thy but i am exthtreamly outgoing oneth you get to know me +1
  • Bumgie | 3 years ago
    Hey give the guy some credit, those glasses are pretty bitchin +1
  • BigFoot | 3 years ago
    soon he'll be the star of the 93 year old vergin... +2
  • wildbutsweet | 3 years ago
    ATARU!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh god yesssssssssssssss..... :O +2
  • PRESIDENT | 3 years ago
    if i was u i would kill myself.. +1
  • MoDrop | 3 years ago
    this is why home schooling is not the answer. give me his number and 1 weekend, we'll party the geek out of him. some people just need to get tore up to look at themselves outside of the box, to get some box +2
  • icebreaker | 3 years ago
    do u think he will ever see a girl +1
  • Nellyeatworld | 3 years ago
    Well it made half these ladies moist... +1
  • NungaBiz | 3 years ago
    Once he get his cherry popped he's going to morph into "Super Fly TNT Pimp Master"!
  • Anomie Strain | 3 years ago
    I kinda want to throw him in a turbine
  • mimikickass54 | 3 years ago
    He needs a good old fashoned nerd ass kicking.
  • str8menace | 3 years ago
    damn poor guy did anyone catch the huge reassuring nod at the end just priceless.
  • FATBOYFAT | 3 years ago
    if this guy ever gets laid ill blow off the back of my head
  • Anomie Strain | 3 years ago
    what a trooper!
  • deftone | 3 years ago
    what a loser!!
  • Jakov | 3 years ago
    Patetic
  • quiteroit | 3 years ago
    sh sh sh shut it!
  • therollinstoner | 2 years ago
    he needs to grow a pair. and then get them sucked.
  • Daemon666 | 2 years ago
    Is it ok if i want to throw him off a tall building?
  • inkslinger69 | 2 years ago
    In the words of Mark Chopper Read, "Harden the fuck up Louis!"
  • fatnazicowdicktater | 2 years ago
    he's wild and crazy but shy and has hard time round females and lives with his parents. and talks like he's sitting on his nards. is this shit for real??? lmao
  • LikeTrade | 2 years ago
    "except my glasses"
  • Latinchulo13 | 2 years ago
    This mother fucker just contrdicted the shit out of himself. What happened wo wild, and crazy? More like shy, and pathetic, but who am I to say anything. Maybe I 'd look like that on TV. I have too much baritone in my voice to sound like that, so I might just have to sound like Mickey... You know the Mouse.
  • Crayzd | 2 years ago
    They payed him to say that right??
  • masonp73 | 2 years ago
    I wish Ataru the best...maybe his nuts will drop one day along with his dream of having a cute alien gf.....
  • umi1985 | 2 years ago
    hey hey im a otaku , hes to cute
  • bitchybrenna | 2 years ago
    hes the white version of steve erkel :) +1
  • marcusdarling | 2 years ago
    Get out of mommy's & daddy's house, get pierced (at least, to KNOW pain), get a job & away from screens that yield / produce no actual "product" (TV's, DVDs & gaming). Let that facial hair come in (just a little at the jawline) & the MOST mportant part- ..DON'T TALK or you'll ruin the effect!
  • douchebag666 | 12 months ago
    cute alien gf lol
  • mmmbabiesyum | 5 months ago
    blah blah blah...... no wonder dude you are BORING!!!!
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