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From: Queef
Joined: 3 years ago
Uploads: 97 		Added: Feb 25, 2008
Category: Funny
Tags: louis   loser   dating   nerd   geek   desperate   online   virgin   anime  

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  • meatlover | 2 years ago
    NOTHING about you is COOL. just pay for sex they wont laugh in your face. just behind your back and thats ok +7 reply
  • KimmyMonster | 2 years ago
    Wow, my type of guy..............what was his # ? He is one sexy bitch. Does he ever blink or shut-up? +12 reply
  • Cobra Dick | 2 years ago
    Believe it or not, I have a younger cousin just like this loser. I tried my best for years to teach him to be a regular guy, with absolutely no success. But he eventually learned to duck, dodge, and run really fast. +9 reply
    • meatlover | 2 years ago
      When you say a 'regular guy', are you refering to yourself or any other member on heaven? cuz we all hang out on the most fucked up site on the net and most of us are hooked, im sure the majority of us spend more time on this site than at work, so that would make us more fucked up than him, just he plays video games and we watch porn and get laid and i fucking love it. +9 reply
      • Cobra Dick | 2 years ago
        Hmmm, ML, gotta think about that. I always thought of myself as just a regular guy. +2 reply
        • ill_sane | 2 years ago
          CD, we ARE regular, its the rest of the world thats crazy. Just look at Oil prices... its NUTS! +6 reply
        • meatlover | 2 years ago
          think about this. he has a nickname ataru. I have a nickname Meatlover. he likes japanese cartoons. I like japanese scat eating. you will know more about his cartoons if you date him. you will know more about scat eating if you date me. its the same shit just hes a goodboy and we're all evil +2 reply
          • fuckslave | 2 years ago
            I wouldn't consider myself evil....more like an Angel with a WICKED DARK SIDE >:} +3 reply
            • ill_sane | 2 years ago
              i like wicked... i like dark. and i like sides... hmm, this could work. =P reply
            • angelbabee | 2 years ago
              I enjoy my dark side better than my angelic side---much more exciting to be bad +1 reply
  • chazzzzzzzzzz | 2 years ago
    OK. I have taken it upon myself to issue a BOLO for Louis before he ends up shooting up a mall or college campus somewhere. You are all safe now. +2 reply
  • stormer | 2 years ago
    that dude is way cooler than screech!!! just ask his cute alien sexy girlfriend +3 reply
  • OChill | 2 years ago
    I was the same way until I found this cool costume and shield. +3 reply
    • fuckslave | 2 years ago
      I like a man in uniform, especially weilding a shield and big...... reply
      • OChill | 2 years ago
        Many a lady have sold their soul to feel the power of the shield. +1 reply
        • Arby3 | 2 years ago
          omg! you're not supposed to hit WOMEN with that thing! it's fucking deadly! reply
  • wastingtime | 2 years ago
    He needs to get laid...bu-ad +1 reply
    • proflight | 2 years ago
      yes but when his cum after 5 seconds his life will be fucked again, real men last at least 10 seconds, so ive heard of course. +1 reply
      • Arby3 | 2 years ago
        10 SECONDS! HOLY LORD ALMIGHTY! how the hell you guys last that long? does 5 seconds twice count? reply
  • slightlydisturbed | 2 years ago
    fuck!!! what are the rest of us going to do when all the women see this?? we're doomed......Ataru is here. +3 reply
  • Robbie_2k7 | 2 years ago
    Save to favorites and watch when feeling bad about my life.... thats what I'm going to do with this video. +6 reply
  • R3dneck | 2 years ago
    Ok, I paused it when I started wanting to shoot him - 10 seconds. +1 reply
  • fuckslave | 2 years ago
    He would be a good candidate on "Beauty and the Geek" He's quite the looker! +1 reply
  • doggrande | 2 years ago
    isnt this the same guy from the threesome vid earlier no wonder hes getting fucked by two chicks........ +3 reply
  • PhotoShopWarrior | 2 years ago
    I wonder if he wants a woman with a nice voice to counterbalance his annoying little whine. The title of this video should have been "Every reason you'll ever need not to date me." Of course I mean the guy in the video, not myself. reply
  • h2o troll | 2 years ago
    nobody beats the guy in related topics. Second from the left.This guy at least has a chance. reply
  • redd | 2 years ago
    You had your minute of fame now go back in the closet and whack off before your mother catches you! reply
  • Lady Q | 2 years ago
    lie, lie, lie, also a lie you don't look spontaneous, lie, lie, hahahahah, lie, get the fuck out of here..... will never get to know you, shy, of course not..... LUCK! you've got it, reply
  • Lady Q | 2 years ago
    lie, lie, lie, also a lie you don't look spontaneous, lie, lie, hahahahah, lie, get the fuck out of here..... will never get to know you, shy, of course not..... LUCK! you've got it, +1 reply
  • saraagain21 | 2 years ago
    very trainable little dude. honestly, if you haven't 'tamed' a geek you're missing out.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm reply
  • cobaltmonkey | 2 years ago
    Goddamnitt! I like that anime! Watch power puff girls or something you bastard! You're giving the otaku of the U.S. a bad name! reply
  • Crattt | 2 years ago
    he will never get a girl...he's fucked that day he gone on tv and move on with that jap anime shit... reply
  • dkknight17 | 2 years ago
    I bet he is intimately familiar with the construction of every single locker in his old high school, having seen the inside of all of them. +1 reply
  • Cambi07 | 2 years ago
    I think he shoulda just gone all the way and told the "ladies" that he was a virgin, he might aswell quit now and turn gay, 23 is far too old to loose your virginity. reply
  • gfl160 | 2 years ago
    He still lives with mommy but that shouldn't be a detractor against going home with him...give it up Louis, you chose X-BOX over real BOX a long time ago. LOVE THE LISP BUDDY!!! +1 reply
  • Ghozt | 2 years ago
    It was around 0:29. Or it could have just been him clearing his throat. reply
  • Rockerz | 2 years ago
    "I don't really like thothe typeth of woman that are on thex in the thity you know the oneth that would eat me alive in thirty theconds". reply
  • bob1967 | 2 years ago
    Louis, Right Hand, Right Hand, Louis. I'm sure you will both be very happy together. +1 reply
  • smurfspunk | 2 years ago
    I think my glasses look cool ????? WTF???? Unfortunately this dork cannot see through em! reply
  • drad | 2 years ago
    Wow, you really are a "luckless loser" if you gave your self a nickname. reply
  • MiPalomaEnTuBoca | 2 years ago
    can't blame the guy....I mean, obviously being "T-mobile" guy on the Alltel commercials didnt help in the search of slant... +1 reply
  • dmagin | 2 years ago
    there is just so much here to make fun of and get points for, i just cant get over how he wants someone with a nice voice... a "nice voice"? you make mike tyson sound like Zeus! reply
  • MrShadows | 2 years ago
    I wonder how many times he's jacked it to Ataru's super cute alien girlfriemd. reply
  • Bumgie | 2 years ago
    Hey give the guy some credit, those glasses are pretty bitchin +1 reply
  • MoDrop | 2 years ago
    this is why home schooling is not the answer. give me his number and 1 weekend, we'll party the geek out of him. some people just need to get tore up to look at themselves outside of the box, to get some box +2 reply
  • NungaBiz | 2 years ago
    Once he get his cherry popped he's going to morph into "Super Fly TNT Pimp Master"! reply
  • str8menace | 2 years ago
    damn poor guy did anyone catch the huge reassuring nod at the end just priceless. reply
  • fatnazicowdicktater | 2 years ago
    he's wild and crazy but shy and has hard time round females and lives with his parents. and talks like he's sitting on his nards. is this shit for real??? lmao reply
  • Latinchulo13 | 2 years ago
    This mother fucker just contrdicted the shit out of himself. What happened wo wild, and crazy? More like shy, and pathetic, but who am I to say anything. Maybe I 'd look like that on TV. I have too much baritone in my voice to sound like that, so I might just have to sound like Mickey... You know the Mouse. reply
  • masonp73 | 1 year ago
    I wish Ataru the best...maybe his nuts will drop one day along with his dream of having a cute alien gf..... reply
  • marcusdarling | 1 year ago
    Get out of mommy's & daddy's house, get pierced (at least, to KNOW pain), get a job & away from screens that yield / produce no actual "product" (TV's, DVDs & gaming). Let that facial hair come in (just a little at the jawline) & the MOST mportant part- ..DON'T TALK or you'll ruin the effect! reply

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