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- Queef | 3 years ago2:15 is the sweet spot +12
drflavor008 | 3 years agoThis dude's words make me wanna fuck him. But I need to ask....Will you let me plow your brown eye with a strap on? That is the real question. +5
HeidixHo | 3 years agohe reminds me of a little puppy that makes his eyes go reeeeeeeeally big and humps your leg to try and make you love him. +5
stylez40 | 3 years agoPlease please please, one of the girls on this site, fuck this guys brains out and post it on this site!!!!!!!!! That would be the best post ever. +2
crash9201 | 3 years agoexcept for glathes.... that made me luagh my ass off... just those three words
meatlover | 3 years agoNOTHING about you is COOL. just pay for sex they wont laugh in your face. just behind your back and thats ok +7
KimmyMonster | 3 years agoWow, my type of guy..............what was his # ? He is one sexy bitch. Does he ever blink or shut-up? +12- drflavor008 | 3 years agoHe is constantly blowing his load. on his mom's face..BOOO....and....YAHHH.
WorkersUnite | 3 years agoI didn't even watch the whole thing to realize he wasn't going to have much success. The only success story here is the dating service that is geting 29.99/month from his checking account. +9
GrindOnItBitch | 2 years agohe got his account cancelled because he tried to pay in make believe harry potter ingots
Cobra Dick | 3 years agoBelieve it or not, I have a younger cousin just like this loser. I tried my best for years to teach him to be a regular guy, with absolutely no success. But he eventually learned to duck, dodge, and run really fast. +9- meatlover | 3 years agoWhen you say a 'regular guy', are you refering to yourself or any other member on heaven? cuz we all hang out on the most fucked up site on the net and most of us are hooked, im sure the majority of us spend more time on this site than at work, so that would make us more fucked up than him, just he plays video games and we watch porn and get laid and i fucking love it. +9
- Cobra Dick | 3 years agoHmmm, ML, gotta think about that. I always thought of myself as just a regular guy. +2
ill_sane | 3 years agoCD, we ARE regular, its the rest of the world thats crazy. Just look at Oil prices... its NUTS! +6
- meatlover | 3 years agothink about this. he has a nickname ataru. I have a nickname Meatlover. he likes japanese cartoons. I like japanese scat eating. you will know more about his cartoons if you date him. you will know more about scat eating if you date me. its the same shit just hes a goodboy and we're all evil +2
fuckslave | 3 years agoI wouldn't consider myself evil....more like an Angel with a WICKED DARK SIDE >:} +3- angelbabee | 3 years agoI enjoy my dark side better than my angelic side---much more exciting to be bad +1
zerocommazero | 3 years agoMost nerds usually do, including how to pick a locker from the inside to get out.
chazzzzzzzzzz | 3 years agoOK. I have taken it upon myself to issue a BOLO for Louis before he ends up shooting up a mall or college campus somewhere. You are all safe now. +2
stormer | 3 years agothat dude is way cooler than screech!!! just ask his cute alien sexy girlfriend +3
slightlydisturbed | 3 years agofuck!!! what are the rest of us going to do when all the women see this?? we're doomed......Ataru is here. +3
Robbie_2k7 | 3 years agoSave to favorites and watch when feeling bad about my life.... thats what I'm going to do with this video. +6- fuckslave | 3 years agoHe would be a good candidate on "Beauty and the Geek" He's quite the looker! +1
doggrande | 3 years agoisnt this the same guy from the threesome vid earlier no wonder hes getting fucked by two chicks........ +3
PhotoShopWarrior | 3 years agoI wonder if he wants a woman with a nice voice to counterbalance his annoying little whine. The title of this video should have been "Every reason you'll ever need not to date me." Of course I mean the guy in the video, not myself.- h2o troll | 3 years agonobody beats the guy in related topics. Second from the left.This guy at least has a chance.
redd | 3 years agoYou had your minute of fame now go back in the closet and whack off before your mother catches you!
Lady Q | 3 years agolie, lie, lie, also a lie you don't look spontaneous, lie, lie, hahahahah, lie, get the fuck out of here..... will never get to know you, shy, of course not..... LUCK! you've got it,- Lady Q | 3 years agolie, lie, lie, also a lie you don't look spontaneous, lie, lie, hahahahah, lie, get the fuck out of here..... will never get to know you, shy, of course not..... LUCK! you've got it, +1
saraagain21 | 3 years agovery trainable little dude. honestly, if you haven't 'tamed' a geek you're missing out.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
cobaltmonkey | 3 years agoGoddamnitt! I like that anime! Watch power puff girls or something you bastard! You're giving the otaku of the U.S. a bad name!
Crattt | 3 years agohe will never get a girl...he's fucked that day he gone on tv and move on with that jap anime shit...- dkknight17 | 3 years agoI bet he is intimately familiar with the construction of every single locker in his old high school, having seen the inside of all of them. +1
Cambi07 | 3 years agoI think he shoulda just gone all the way and told the "ladies" that he was a virgin, he might aswell quit now and turn gay, 23 is far too old to loose your virginity.
gfl160 | 3 years agoHe still lives with mommy but that shouldn't be a detractor against going home with him...give it up Louis, you chose X-BOX over real BOX a long time ago. LOVE THE LISP BUDDY!!! +1
Rockerz | 3 years ago"I don't really like thothe typeth of woman that are on thex in the thity you know the oneth that would eat me alive in thirty theconds".
bob1967 | 3 years agoLouis, Right Hand, Right Hand, Louis. I'm sure you will both be very happy together. +1- smurfspunk | 3 years agoI think my glasses look cool ????? WTF???? Unfortunately this dork cannot see through em!
MiPalomaEnTuBoca | 3 years agocan't blame the guy....I mean, obviously being "T-mobile" guy on the Alltel commercials didnt help in the search of slant... +1
dmagin | 3 years agothere is just so much here to make fun of and get points for, i just cant get over how he wants someone with a nice voice... a "nice voice"? you make mike tyson sound like Zeus!
nickdestcroix | 3 years agolmao would love to drag this guy to a strip club and see how long he lasts
MrShadows | 3 years agoI wonder how many times he's jacked it to Ataru's super cute alien girlfriemd.
sweetpiff420 | 3 years agoI may theem a bit thy but i am exthtreamly outgoing oneth you get to know me +1
MoDrop | 3 years agothis is why home schooling is not the answer. give me his number and 1 weekend, we'll party the geek out of him. some people just need to get tore up to look at themselves outside of the box, to get some box +2
NungaBiz | 3 years agoOnce he get his cherry popped he's going to morph into "Super Fly TNT Pimp Master"!
str8menace | 3 years agodamn poor guy did anyone catch the huge reassuring nod at the end just priceless.
fatnazicowdicktater | 2 years agohe's wild and crazy but shy and has hard time round females and lives with his parents. and talks like he's sitting on his nards. is this shit for real??? lmao
Latinchulo13 | 2 years agoThis mother fucker just contrdicted the shit out of himself. What happened wo wild, and crazy? More like shy, and pathetic, but who am I to say anything. Maybe I 'd look like that on TV. I have too much baritone in my voice to sound like that, so I might just have to sound like Mickey... You know the Mouse.
masonp73 | 2 years agoI wish Ataru the best...maybe his nuts will drop one day along with his dream of having a cute alien gf.....
marcusdarling | 2 years agoGet out of mommy's & daddy's house, get pierced (at least, to KNOW pain), get a job & away from screens that yield / produce no actual "product" (TV's, DVDs & gaming). Let that facial hair come in (just a little at the jawline) & the MOST mportant part- ..DON'T TALK or you'll ruin the effect!
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