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Tiny dick guy begs for some action

Tiny dick guy begs for some action
by catalin | 4 years ago (Wed, Jan 10, 2007 11:11pm EST) | in Fail
Tiny dick guy begs for some action
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Tags: tiny   dick   guy   begs   action   naked   dancers  
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  • jailbird | 4 years ago
    I don't know whats funner his small dick or that fucked up look he has on his face.... +8
    • The Lone Gunman | 4 years ago
      Dude, please. Take ur Jimmy Frankfurter to the penis pump isle. +1
    • nothinbutcars | 4 years ago
      just him thinking that he is a stud...to bad is stud lost air..
    • Craleu | 3 years ago
      both really funny tho poor guy
  • Charles Bronsin | 4 years ago
    The girl on the left looks half asisan half negroidal. I would give her a massive Bronsin tho'. -1
  • ACHILLES-the-CZAR | 4 years ago
    Again where are people dancing around in public butterball naked
  • Mackattacka | 4 years ago
    We got some Cox titties going on for the left girl. The dude is trying to suck up his chest, making him look big. Yet.. it's not working for the south buddy.
    • quiteroit | 3 years ago
      ithink when he sucked in the gut, his frank and beans went along for the ride.
  • Knightmare316 | 4 years ago
    awww an extra bellybutton
  • haoest | 4 years ago
    finally something to feel better about myself +1
  • mhaphew | 4 years ago
    steroids will do that to you +1
    • ED O.o | 4 years ago
      Lol i like to call it "genetics", probably runs in the family
  • passenger57 | 4 years ago
    what a joke...BRONSIN,GET DRESSED -2
    • Charles Bronsin | 4 years ago
      Oh yeah sucka. -1, take that you bald headed fukkking freak of a faggot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +2
      • WorkersUnite | 4 years ago
        Bronsin brings nothing to the table, maybe amongst your ignorant moronic friends you will hear a laughter. but honestly your posts are extremely weak and pathetic
        • Charles Bronsin | 4 years ago
          I'll bring you a big cup of shut the hell up. Then just when you think it's over I'll Chuck Norris your face to death with several spinning back fists. BTW, I get rave reviews at all the ladies.
          • WorkersUnite | 4 years ago
            Thanks for proving my point with this pathetic rebut. Its so bad I dont even have to say a fucking word
            • Charles Bronsin | 4 years ago
              No just 21 words, thank you thank you very much. +1
  • tk101 | 4 years ago
    he aint got no balls either, it looks like mine when i was like 6 +1
  • SoulChaser | 4 years ago
    Got news for ya.. that dude used to be a chick. Or still is
  • madmike216 | 4 years ago
    if my dick was that small i would hang my self
  • babypanther | 4 years ago
    mine bigger
  • Knightmare316 | 4 years ago
    everybodys bigger than his... including my dog
  • npgplaya | 4 years ago
    well workersunite thats what happens when cousins marry
  • MRBISS69 | 4 years ago
    That is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen! I would slice my wrists in shame.
  • biig boii | 4 years ago
    SAD
  • TTOIA | 4 years ago
    mackatacka, you're referring to Courtney Cox's tits from the photo with Kate Moss? no way that's Courtney Cox, Cox's got some fine tits +1
  • marq | 4 years ago
    All of ours are bigger. WTF!!! You can work out in the gym all day and get buff...but it dont mean shit if you got a baby wee wee.
  • Sparker | 4 years ago
    Oh so true marq and for the rest remember steroids dont shrink the pecker they shrivell the testies....LOL so he was born with that thing,... poor guy.
  • rogelioscar | 4 years ago
    poor guy
  • Colombian | 4 years ago
    he got titties too -1
  • vladtheimpaler | 4 years ago
    Why would a man with a small dick become a stripper? He is a goofy looking fuck too! Chics look like they're having fun though.
  • StoweDizzle | 4 years ago
    i would hang some wieghts from that poor little fella
  • Ethic Hackman | 4 years ago
    Check out the expressions on the chicks, the one on the left is trying to hold in the laughter, and the one on the right is like, squinting in disbelief.
  • pantera3 | 4 years ago
    couldn't have you photo-shopped him out? would have been a better pic then.
  • SenKai | 4 years ago
    Let us all now bow our head in pitty of the poor "little" guy.
  • Jungle | 4 years ago
    Does sucking your gut in make your dick look bigger? Wait...let me check. Nope. I guess it doesn't.
  • The-Chaser | 4 years ago
    Got news for ya! a baby has a bigger cock that yours dude
  • TATTOOLU | 4 years ago
    That dude couldnt break a cherio -1
  • Charles Bronsin | 4 years ago
    Dr. Bronsin is in the house and has diagnosed this man. He has an extreme case of Penis Minimius, that is all, back to work.
  • mimikickass | 4 years ago
    ROFL indeed.
  • Boss_Stooge | 4 years ago
    That is one sorry package.
  • hellrazerinyourface | 4 years ago
    he should just kill himself
  • rayrob11 | 4 years ago
    halo 2 guy: SUICIDE
  • NABC | 4 years ago
    thats not a small dick its a large clit
  • badboy78216 | 4 years ago
    Little dicks need love too------------NOT!!!!!!!!!
  • HuevoSplash69 | 4 years ago
    Yo, this dude's ego must be smaller than his dick right about now!
  • HuevoSplash69 | 4 years ago
    And he better not say that he's cold... cuz I DONT EVEN GET THAT SMALL when im cold
  • Odd | 4 years ago
    I love how he's like "hello ladys" and then look at the girls face on the right.
  • skunk13107 | 3 years ago
    unborn dick
  • milky | 3 years ago
    just a little bigger than a nipple tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
  • Likit4me | 3 years ago
    that is small and it might be cold, maybe they took a dip, but the others in the crowd are wearing t'shirts
  • hottoast | 3 years ago
    maybe its really a lady who had a sexy change?! either way, this is just sad.
    • dvs1 | 3 years ago
      You are correct this person was a woman and had a sex change. I saw him on a HBO documentary.
  • FDarkness | 3 years ago
    its small gay AL!!!!
  • RIGHT AND EXACT | 3 years ago
    That poor bastard!
  • mrs.fuckfrenzy | 3 years ago
    oh, how cute! an extra belly button!!
  • the-sentinel | 3 years ago
    What guy with a tiny dick? Oh that one!!! Btw look at his eyes, he looks posessed or something....
  • sexxxondrugs | 3 years ago
    That's Taylor 19
  • Wontalk | 3 years ago
    It's like a cock , only smaller . With deal like that , he'd want to be able to do his top shirt button up with his tongue.
  • smarterthanu | 3 years ago
    now that is tragic.
  • footlicker76 | 3 years ago
    its a clit! +1
  • hotstuff69 | 3 years ago
    I couldn't help but not notice what is supposed to be there and laugh but the chick on the left is pretty cute and strangely ex-girlfriend looking familiar...
  • violent-jmann43 | 3 years ago
    how I would have loved to be there, I would have got my cock out there and then, when it was all soft, and it still would have been bigger. Then I would have laughed in his face, and say "dude, dick enlargement pills ain't that much"
  • keyser soza | 3 years ago
    shes thinking, dynamite body..........but 2 inch fuckin fuse.
  • FREAKSHOWSFREAK | 3 years ago
    Well it may be small...but at least the chick can get the whole thing in her mouth.
  • tatmom36 | 3 years ago
    I WONDER.. do you think that he think if he sucks his stomach in it makes his dick seem bigger---lol
  • Robert235 | 3 years ago
    its always surgery available +1
  • imakeup4it | 3 years ago
    wow At least he is giving it a try
  • hollyy | 3 years ago
    lol he has moobs too!
  • RULER | 3 years ago
    bet he didn't get no high 5's in da locker room...
  • sillyelf | 3 years ago
    look at him sucking it in like that's what'll make a difference
  • jonnycakes | 2 years ago
    what would posses him to show that in public?
  • EPIX | 2 years ago
    who doesnt love the face at the end
  • thedemented1 | 2 years ago
    gotta fell sorry for those dudes
  • ray13star | 2 years ago
    Dude must be gay (notice that he is not sporting wood like most normal men). He's not showing off his shlong, he's trying to outsex them with his pecs...
  • clitclitclit | 2 years ago
    I think he thinks, his chest compensates his small penis. +1
  • highashell303 | 2 years ago
    small dick
  • TitLover2204 | 2 years ago
    LMAO....He Should Always Have pants on
  • vineys | 2 years ago
    No illusion about the lack of prolusion.
  • angrya | 2 years ago
    owned
  • alewis771 | 2 years ago
    club cover $15...... drinks at club $45....... having 2 drunk naked girls freak out about your toddler penis priceless +1
  • slayerdeathzone666 | 2 years ago
    geeze poor guy,.just look at him,...he has a boner on and still nothing,...
  • MetalBoner666 | 2 years ago
    Idiot... Homo dudes are supposed to have the biggest dicks... his face shows he likes girls... or at least he likes what he's got
  • punchdrunklove | 2 years ago
    "Hey it may be small but why dont you just lick it a little"
  • skin2win | 2 years ago
    a night at the roxbury
  • bigboy74 | 2 years ago
    kodak moment
  • andykazam | 2 years ago
    It's simple= The girl on the right just sneezed his penis off.
  • wardancer | 2 years ago
    the girl on the left looks like shes finishing the question...." WHAT THE FUCK?"
  • jakoblikewo | 2 years ago
    The look on that chicks face is priceless.
  • TankGirl2525 | 2 years ago
    Blondie has that look like "Bring it, I'll bite that pinky right off!"
  • SEANjsp | 2 years ago
    that girl is like eww fucking nasty : /
  • puseater | 2 years ago
    it does'nt matter if he suks in his belly his dick would'nt grow any bigger lol.
  • PhilErup | 2 years ago
    i like those body building chicks that have big clits. i'd fuck her.
  • Amarie | 2 years ago
    hes sucking in his stomach and sticking out his pelvis lmao
  • mentalhead | 2 years ago
    Which one is the guy?
  • Strobe | 2 years ago
    at least hes happy lol
  • woodntulik2no | 2 years ago
    I'm just happy than never in my years of fucking have I ever seen something that tiny!!! I'd have to play the good girl and say "maybe we should wait" then high tail it outta there!
  • david7489 | 2 years ago
    That has to be the smallest dick ever
  • eroticjesus99 | 2 years ago
    i think its fake ,sumthin' does not look rite with the face,the expression n sh!t??
  • CrimsonX | 2 years ago
    lol i think the chick in the far right is having to concentrate really hard and quint her eyes to see anything... pissibly giving her a headache?
    • CrimsonX | 2 years ago
      possibly lawl typos
  • Vox | 2 years ago
    Hot
  • Countmanchego | 2 years ago
    lol
  • gunspunk | 1 year ago
    need a straw to suck that off
  • somethingwitty34 | 1 year ago
    lets focus on the uglyness of the chicks and how funny that is rather than his tiny...miniscule...non existent....spagettie thing...sorry...what was my comment?
  • FOI | 11 months ago
    Has anyone failed to notice there small tits? Or the fucked up looks theyve got on?
  • MissFilth | 11 months ago
    Jees he has a pair of tits too...maybe its a really masculine woman with a big clit!!
  • SDJerkoff | 6 months ago
    Go Go Go!
  • DarkStar69 | 4 months ago
    he is a grower not a show'r
  • 2lolo | 2 months ago
    Is he a real man???
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