Tiny dick guy begs for some action

I don't know whats funner his small dick or that fucked up look he has on his face.... +8

The girl on the left looks half asisan half negroidal. I would give her a massive Bronsin tho'. -1

Again where are people dancing around in public butterball naked

We got some Cox titties going on for the left girl. The dude is trying to suck up his chest, making him look big. Yet.. it's not working for the south buddy.

awww an extra bellybutton

finally something to feel better about myself +1

steroids will do that to you +1

what a joke...BRONSIN,GET DRESSED -2

he aint got no balls either, it looks like mine when i was like 6 +1

Got news for ya.. that dude used to be a chick. Or still is

if my dick was that small i would hang my self

mine bigger

everybodys bigger than his... including my dog

well workersunite thats what happens when cousins marry

That is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen! I would slice my wrists in shame.

SAD

mackatacka, you're referring to Courtney Cox's tits from the photo with Kate Moss? no way that's Courtney Cox, Cox's got some fine tits +1

All of ours are bigger. WTF!!! You can work out in the gym all day and get buff...but it dont mean shit if you got a baby wee wee.

Oh so true marq and for the rest remember steroids dont shrink the pecker they shrivell the testies....LOL so he was born with that thing,... poor guy.

poor guy

he got titties too -1

Why would a man with a small dick become a stripper? He is a goofy looking fuck too! Chics look like they're having fun though.

i would hang some wieghts from that poor little fella

Check out the expressions on the chicks, the one on the left is trying to hold in the laughter, and the one on the right is like, squinting in disbelief.

couldn't have you photo-shopped him out? would have been a better pic then.

Let us all now bow our head in pitty of the poor "little" guy.

Does sucking your gut in make your dick look bigger? Wait...let me check. Nope. I guess it doesn't.

Got news for ya! a baby has a bigger cock that yours dude

That dude couldnt break a cherio -1

Dr. Bronsin is in the house and has diagnosed this man. He has an extreme case of Penis Minimius, that is all, back to work.

ROFL indeed.

That is one sorry package.

he should just kill himself

halo 2 guy: SUICIDE

thats not a small dick its a large clit

Little dicks need love too------------NOT!!!!!!!!!

Yo, this dude's ego must be smaller than his dick right about now!

And he better not say that he's cold... cuz I DONT EVEN GET THAT SMALL when im cold

I love how he's like "hello ladys" and then look at the girls face on the right.

unborn dick

just a little bigger than a nipple tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk

that is small and it might be cold, maybe they took a dip, but the others in the crowd are wearing t'shirts

maybe its really a lady who had a sexy change?! either way, this is just sad.

its small gay AL!!!!

That poor bastard!

oh, how cute! an extra belly button!!

What guy with a tiny dick? Oh that one!!! Btw look at his eyes, he looks posessed or something....

That's Taylor 19

It's like a cock , only smaller . With deal like that , he'd want to be able to do his top shirt button up with his tongue.

now that is tragic.

its a clit! +1

I couldn't help but not notice what is supposed to be there and laugh but the chick on the left is pretty cute and strangely ex-girlfriend looking familiar...

how I would have loved to be there, I would have got my cock out there and then, when it was all soft, and it still would have been bigger. Then I would have laughed in his face, and say "dude, dick enlargement pills ain't that much"

shes thinking, dynamite body..........but 2 inch fuckin fuse.

Well it may be small...but at least the chick can get the whole thing in her mouth.

I WONDER.. do you think that he think if he sucks his stomach in it makes his dick seem bigger---lol

its always surgery available +1

wow At least he is giving it a try

lol he has moobs too!

bet he didn't get no high 5's in da locker room...

look at him sucking it in like that's what'll make a difference

what would posses him to show that in public?

who doesnt love the face at the end

gotta fell sorry for those dudes

Dude must be gay (notice that he is not sporting wood like most normal men). He's not showing off his shlong, he's trying to outsex them with his pecs...

I think he thinks, his chest compensates his small penis. +1

small dick

LMAO....He Should Always Have pants on

No illusion about the lack of prolusion.

owned

club cover $15...... drinks at club $45....... having 2 drunk naked girls freak out about your toddler penis priceless +1

geeze poor guy,.just look at him,...he has a boner on and still nothing,...

Idiot... Homo dudes are supposed to have the biggest dicks... his face shows he likes girls... or at least he likes what he's got

"Hey it may be small but why dont you just lick it a little"

a night at the roxbury

kodak moment

It's simple= The girl on the right just sneezed his penis off.

the girl on the left looks like shes finishing the question...." WHAT THE FUCK?"

The look on that chicks face is priceless.

Blondie has that look like "Bring it, I'll bite that pinky right off!"

that girl is like eww fucking nasty : /

it does'nt matter if he suks in his belly his dick would'nt grow any bigger lol.

i like those body building chicks that have big clits. i'd fuck her.

hes sucking in his stomach and sticking out his pelvis lmao

Which one is the guy?

at least hes happy lol

I'm just happy than never in my years of fucking have I ever seen something that tiny!!! I'd have to play the good girl and say "maybe we should wait" then high tail it outta there!

That has to be the smallest dick ever

i think its fake ,sumthin' does not look rite with the face,the expression n sh!t??

lol i think the chick in the far right is having to concentrate really hard and quint her eyes to see anything... pissibly giving her a headache?

Hot

lol

need a straw to suck that off

lets focus on the uglyness of the chicks and how funny that is rather than his tiny...miniscule...non existent....spagettie thing...sorry...what was my comment?

Has anyone failed to notice there small tits? Or the fucked up looks theyve got on?

Jees he has a pair of tits too...maybe its a really masculine woman with a big clit!!

Go Go Go!

he is a grower not a show'r

Is he a real man???