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When yr tits are way too big and u are borderline retarded, this is how u shower
by twatsickle | 2 years ago (Thu, Mar 27, 2008 2:04pm EDT)
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  • Cobra Venom | 2 years ago
    I forgot watermelons were in season. +11
    • -=JHSC=- | 2 years ago
      her boobs are fatter than her head -3
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      • Unidentified | 2 years ago
        Your on a short path to FatFucks place. +8
        • -=JHSC=- | 2 years ago
          im not mad or anything, but i simply would like to know why did i got negged?
          • joythief07 | 2 years ago
            It's not good H666 etiquette to jump in line with unrelated comments. Either actually reply to Cobra Venom's comment or wait your turn in line. Or get negged. +9
            • joythief07 | 2 years ago
              ymstr negged my comment to demonstrate his love for the cock.
            • FATBOYFAT | 2 years ago
              what cant you jump in line anymore, like this, erm sorry -1
          • Unidentified | 2 years ago
            your comment had no relation to Cobra Venom's comment. +2
          • Unidentified | 2 years ago
            View Comment Examples: http://www.toxicfactory.com/pizza-delivery-accident-479.php +1
          • oddgyrlout | 2 years ago
            i agree they are fatter than her head! +3
            • Rostemarine | 2 years ago
              i agree she uses them as pillow as well.
          • misscoxy | 2 years ago
            Because you touch yourself at night!
    • smurfspunk | 2 years ago
      only if u water em good!!!!!!!!
  • TheyCallMeBALLS | 2 years ago
    a wash cloth is also a great way to wash your ass +4
    • j18speed | 2 years ago
      So's a power washer. Did you know the human colon can only withstand 5 psi before rupturing? I found that interesting. +4
      • AssFreak | 2 years ago
        What does that mean? +1
        • whackattack | 2 years ago
          It means, don't shove a hose up your ass. +5
          • whackattack | 2 years ago
            Pressure washers are 125 psi. +1
            • Unidentified | 2 years ago
              mines 2300 psi
              • j18speed | 2 years ago
                Yours always has to be bigger and better doesn't it. God damn, you. :) +2
      • TheyCallMeBALLS | 2 years ago
        i hope you know this from something besides personal experience +1
      • porschedr | 2 years ago
        do you know this from experience speed? +1
      • irishjohn80 | 2 years ago
        two guys in ireland were prosecuted for spraying a guy at work with a powerhose it as j18 said ruptured his colon. +4
        • 13thstepper | 2 years ago
          when i'm horsing around and spray someone with a hose it usually isn't near his colon, wtf is going on in your weirdo country john? +3
      • dwpbike | 2 years ago
        seems like i could piss that hard after a couple beers
  • wastingtime | 2 years ago
    borderline?? +8
  • nookielookie | 2 years ago
    i think she has never licked a nipple before! she was horrible +15
    • wastingtime | 2 years ago
      we eagerly await your how to video +3
      • nookielookie | 2 years ago
        that video is for special people only!
        • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
          <<<<<---Jerrys kid +15
          • nookielookie | 2 years ago
            ok let me rephrase that.. certain people not special people!
            • j18speed | 2 years ago
              Oh, come on! He should get to see it for such a funny fucking follow up. CLASSIC!
              • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
                Yeah what spedy said.... +1
  • infectiousburden | 2 years ago
    she looks like the chick from saved by the bell and show girls except the tits of course +1
  • AssFreak | 2 years ago
    They look like they just get in the way!!
  • h2o troll | 2 years ago
    She didn't fall or nothing like a mentally challenged may or may not have. +1
  • sawan | 2 years ago
    That would really suck .You fck her and get ber to bend over ,then her back snaps .What a fkn passionkiller. +4
    • joythief07 | 2 years ago
      You've obviously never been with a paraplegic. +3
  • WorkersUnite | 2 years ago
    Did anyone notice how huge her tits were? at 1:12 in the video you can see them the best. +2
    • wastingtime | 2 years ago
      wow...they are kind of big now that you mention it. +7
    • warren | 2 years ago
      I didn't notice
  • O22Y | 2 years ago
    Hrmm, they look almost weightless, elastic, there is no way she could stretch her skin that much, she stands up like they don't weigh anything, and they are shaped like BALLOONS. Hell who knows, maybe they are real, well, real implants... real fakes? My head hurts. +7
    • Slo40 | 2 years ago
      I thought they looked awfully similar to balloons as well... Hmm... +1
      • freefuzz | 2 years ago
        i saw a picture of her once and thought it was photoshopped because they defy gravity. but i'll bet those knockers are filled with helium! +1
  • OChill | 2 years ago
    I wish she would have used the shower head on her couchie. +4
    • stylez40 | 2 years ago
      She could have definately used the shower head on that fat bush she has going. +1
  • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
    Well Ill be sum bitch
  • redd | 2 years ago
    When she is finished washing herself she will have to drip dry.........No towel is big enough to dry those giant knockers! +1
  • RoccoD | 2 years ago
    God Damn +1
    • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
      What Would Jesus Do? Crank it im sure!!!
      • Cambi07 | 2 years ago
        He would probably bend her over and tell her its god's will. +3
  • FastBobbie | 2 years ago
    Made in Japan +1
    • camelman100 | 2 years ago
      Yes! That's why they don't look quite right. Bet they won't last long! +1
  • mistressXXX | 2 years ago
    She has quite the inbalance! +1
  • ransidfuker | 2 years ago
    I want to poke her with a needle and watch her flip around the room! +6
  • Cobra Dick | 2 years ago
    Plastic prosthetic giant tits attached to her chest with adhesive. Major turn off. +4
    • ill_sane | 2 years ago
      you said it man. that is less than appealing +1
      • mistressXXX | 2 years ago
        I agree theres nothing better than the real thing! +1
  • PissFlap | 2 years ago
    Just the wording of the title and the type of vid gave me clues enough to know that this was an upload by twatsickle ! +12
  • BuzzBurbank | 2 years ago
    Borderline retarded chick with tits that are too big.I dont see what the problem is? +4
    • azzhole | 2 years ago
      didn't say she was a rich nymphomaniac then she would be perfect +3
    • Aethenoth | 2 years ago
      If she is borderline retarded, sign me up for the short bus. +2
  • mistressXXX | 2 years ago
    Lvn the tags Twatsickle! +2
  • fireball80ca | 2 years ago
    dont get me wrong i love big breasts....but anything that big is a waste +4
    • 13thstepper | 2 years ago
      big breasts are bogus, luscious little lumps are lovely +1
  • irishjohn80 | 2 years ago
    some nasty tittys +2
  • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
    Punchin Bags "bipitty bipitty bipitty bipitty" +3
    • rickad8 | 2 years ago
      I don't know about you guys, but she can be my breast friend! +7
      • dvs1 | 2 years ago
        you will never get lost with the road maps on her tits +3
  • Hyde in plain sight | 2 years ago
    I bet her chiropractor loves her! +4
  • gokujoseph | 2 years ago
    its like one of those cartoons where they pump a party of the body way to big +1
  • kes | 2 years ago
    well she's not gonna drown! +3
    • BuzzBurbank | 2 years ago
      As long as the barrel is sealed she will. +4
  • warmonger | 2 years ago
    I'd like ti give her the golden shower
  • LikeTrade | 2 years ago
    borderline? +1
  • ecorock | 2 years ago
    I saw "GOODYEAR" printed on them. +6
    • jimwhitey | 2 years ago
      Fuck your quick...Good call +1
  • mlaer | 2 years ago
    HIRE THE HANDYCAPPED ,THEY'RE FUN TO WATCH!
  • fuckitdamn | 2 years ago
    Did they accidentally fill them with helium?
  • hurl | 2 years ago
    I want to smack the plastic surgeon that let her get them that big. +2
    • 13 | 2 years ago
      You mean the Plumber??? +1
  • spaceman37 | 2 years ago
    Those abnormal breasts have impeded her ability to groom herself. +2
  • badcat | 2 years ago
    I think I used to play dodge ball with them in grade school +1
  • notorious | 2 years ago
    GOD those tits look awful. The physics are all wrong! +1
    • ryphil | 2 years ago
      What? Really? As far as grossly oversized implants go, I'd say thery are better that average. Nice nips too.
      • dwpbike | 2 years ago
        i'm with you - where's the problem? better than farangdingdong +1
  • Keket | 2 years ago
    ewwwwww, who thinks that's sexy seriously
    • warmonger | 2 years ago
      HEY HEY HEEEEEEY I'm not shallow ...maybe she's a kind hearted person (lol) +4
    • shortbus4570 | 2 years ago
      You're right Keket...that's not sexy. Thats the result of making a fuck machine out of a snow-blower. +1
  • superman2050 | 2 years ago
    should of had a bath
  • ryphil | 2 years ago
    Even though I love tits, I would rather suck on tiny naturals that anything fake. You know, given a choice. Cuz that happens like everyday. +1
  • proflight | 2 years ago
    she would be an excellent boyancy aid for small children using the bath
  • Goatseman | 2 years ago
    Disgusting. Only a total nutcase could jerk of to that!!!! +2
    • warmonger | 2 years ago
      You mean over the internet or in person ?cause I'm not shallow
  • Fseven | 2 years ago
    theres too big and then there are one like these, i think there afecting the blood going to her head by the way she is talking +1
  • MonteFucko | 2 years ago
    At least there was no COCK and BALLS. (Ok, 2 balloons, but that was somehow appropriate). +2
  • ras5332 | 2 years ago
    they make one hell of a drain plug!!!
  • Ferret | 2 years ago
    Are those even real fakes? They look like they're just stuck on, instead of implants. Either way, pretty cool, in the fucked-up H666 sense. +1
  • Flamesack112 | 2 years ago
    OH YEAH, wash them big plastic balloons of yours. Take em' out ya dumb bitch. +1
  • R3dneck | 2 years ago
    Not sexy in the slightest. Looks like some kind of fucked-up cartoon more than an actual girl. +1
  • pogomama | 2 years ago
    they look like balloons keep the pins away +1
  • where666evil666lies | 2 years ago
    milk her!! milk her before she bursts!! +1
  • qrius | 2 years ago
    her boobs look fake... +1
    • thelastvoice | 2 years ago
      no way dude. those things are real... brilliant
      • qrius | 2 years ago
        hey, dumb fuck, that was sarcasm - no need to neg for that. so, thelastvoice, pardon me for giving you a neg, but that's just for being a dumb-ass +1
        • thelastvoice | 2 years ago
          I do appreciate your being so polite and begging my pardon for calling me a dumb fuck and a dumb-ass. Somewhat paradoxical, but a beautiful sentiment nonetheless. +1
          • qrius | 2 years ago
            a plus to you for appreciating my politeness while i was being rude as fuck
  • mufasa | 2 years ago
    poke em if you got em +1
  • footlicker76 | 2 years ago
    well this sucked. +1
  • Tidus | 2 years ago
    Why do I think of Nerf footballs? +1
  • NungaBiz | 2 years ago
    Holy Crap!
  • keyser soza | 2 years ago
    If you look closely it has inflate to 40psi under the nipples.!!! +1
  • bronxbeauty8 | 2 years ago
    I think the left tit is bigger than the right +3
  • TomBombadil | 2 years ago
    If she has any feeling left in her nipples after that much surgery I am more impressed by the surgeon than her breasts.
  • Rockerz | 2 years ago
    She'll never drown, that's for sure.
  • Bugsy11 | 2 years ago
    i hope the water isnt too hot, her tits wil start to melt!
  • razorbackisback | 2 years ago
    i was waitin for her tits to explode!! or for her to slip!! god dammit that was a waste of time! +1
  • PRESIDENT | 2 years ago
    WoW! look at the size of those knockers...i want 2 touch them...
  • whoreshoe | 2 years ago
    Those are "Lee Press on Breasts".........available at CVS, Walmart, and Toys "R" Us.......$13.99..........after mail in rebate +2
  • duchess4ever2 | 2 years ago
    Why would someone do that to themselves, she looks dumb as fuck, wait no, fuck is smarter +1
  • xwhoreheyx | 2 years ago
    hey fuck it... id do her... +2
  • flounder | 2 years ago
    those tits made MY back hurt just looking at them. +2
  • redgreen09 | 2 years ago
    WOW !!!!!!! WHOT A GRAETTTT PAR OF BOOBS IS THARE MORE ????AND IS SHE IN MAGS AND WHITCH ONES
    • mountainman92352 | 2 years ago
      You should start off easy, maybe try hooked on phonics first.. +3
  • mcmoouk | 2 years ago
    way to big 4 me +1
  • shortbus4570 | 2 years ago
    Those are some retarded lookin' titties...not saying I wouldn't fuck her 'til her nose bled, but they are some retarded frickin' titties.
  • CavalierCanadian | 2 years ago
    HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN! +3
  • MellowMarshmallow | 2 years ago
    well least shell never drown right +1
  • danw1 | 2 years ago
    Organ donors, this is where your skin goes when you die... It takes a few people though... +1
  • doloredicuore | 2 years ago
    o.o +1
  • Tidus | 2 years ago
    I think shes here negging everyone! +1
  • jonniewaker | 2 years ago
    Why do you think she is kneeling, she can't stand up straight they are to heavy. Ever hear of the saying "To much of a good thing"? +1
  • Moedog | 2 years ago
    I dont see the point in haveing that Big of tities....makes no sence to me +1
  • whitetrashed | 2 years ago
    for an encore I wanna see her walk around on her hands through one of those Japanese obsticle courses +1
  • 13 | 2 years ago
    PLUS 4 ALL.
  • misscoxy | 2 years ago
    I'd like to see what happens if I stuck a needle in her airballoons
  • ojloaf | 2 years ago
    Even though those are disgustingly fake, id still devour them
  • GWB | 2 years ago
    tit fuck !
    • rockhard350 | 2 years ago
      that be a nice tit fuck
      • GWB | 2 years ago
        That be a tit orgy for all the joks within a 100 yards at the same time while singing cumba YA my Lord cumba YAA-aaaa !!!
  • sexxxondrugs | 2 years ago
    are those things full of shit or what???.
  • ADayToRemember | 2 years ago
    Not sexy at all..Her nipple looks like an incredibly small dick.
  • bobbyboucher | 2 years ago
    That's what happens when you let Bozo give you a boob job!
  • Batman007 | 2 years ago
    She keep leaning over she's gonna need help getting up.
  • BlitzSS | 2 years ago
    makes you wonder a lot about whos left to run the US after you watch all these vids.....
  • fallenangel666 | 2 years ago
    nice bathroom
  • Maddie69 | 2 years ago
    She seems a bit to excited to be taking a shower.
  • nipplesandbananas | 2 years ago
    someone needs to deflate her ginormous uh.... ego
  • Ra Scorpio | 2 years ago
    Oh god she has a bush... fucking disgusting, to think i would of hit that too
  • cuff57 | 2 years ago
    her tits look so natural nice job who did the surgery ray charles
  • joannmilf | 2 years ago
    bunch of liars
  • rapture1987 | 2 years ago
    1:38! My eyes started to bleed! Yeah Nice tiles Tho!
  • ziggyzap | 2 years ago
    she can lick her own nipples all she wants but I'm sure she can't feel anything with that boob job
  • Divine704 | 2 years ago
    I would love those big ass tits
  • befuddled | 2 years ago
    They look okay to me she is just a whore anyways!
  • MiLf4LiFe07 | 2 years ago
    why would anyone want boobs that big??
  • lards | 2 years ago
    she is hot y did she go all elephant size titty on us
  • crazyme | 2 years ago
    So freakin'deformed! Sorry ass gal... :(
  • tvnuts | 2 years ago
    I like big tits but that scare me
  • oldbestfreind | 2 years ago
    damn!!
  • filthymc | 2 years ago
    more than a handful is a waste
  • hairold78 | 2 years ago
    So... What's her name?
  • partyboy | 2 years ago
    AWESOME
  • iammarek | 2 years ago
    Her name is Cindy Fulsom...yes sister of the other Fulsom, more busty than she. Neither of them have the genetics though. Both are latex prosthetics. sadly. But Cindy's are so good looking and life-like that I'd love to ride them! +1
  • theleg69 | 2 years ago
    is she for reallllllllllllllllllllllllllll?
  • PussforDick | 1 year ago
    Yes, I read about her..... they are fake boobs, but well done in the sense you can't see where they're attached to her chest..... still funny to watch!
  • kemet | 1 year ago
    little sick man.....just alittle
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