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And they say "pfft...boys and their toys"
by deleted 11 months ago (Thu, Jun 28, 2012) in Sexy (Porn)
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  • ElFuctardo | 11 months ago | +44
    Never fear guys, we will not be replaced. Dildos cannot pay for drinks or sit and nod while they go on and on and on about the bitch they hate at work.
    • Rave | 11 months ago | +6 -1
      preach on brother...plus 1
    • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
      And dildos can't eat pussy
    • luvlife347 | 11 months ago | +1 -2
      But they(dildos) are not as messy, and they get the job done. And there isn't that dick cheese smell. Mmm, perfect.
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +6
        [image]
      • ElFuctardo | 11 months ago | +1
        [image] if you love them so much, why don't you marry them?
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +1
        That Dick cheese smell is from naste puss
      • wes323 | 11 months ago | +1
        Enjoy your lonely life?
  • Rave | 11 months ago | +12
    [image]
    • Festezio | 11 months ago | +3
      Well, his name is Woody...
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +9 -1
    Women that label themselves as a lesbian is just a front... I'll bet my left testicle any "lezbo" would take a REAL stiff dick any day.
    • Pookybear | 11 months ago | +4
      if they were a real lezbo then they shouldn't be allowed dildos
      • deleted | 11 months ago | +8
        Thats one thing i never got. the will stick something molded from someones cock bit not take the real thing those fucken hypocritical bitches!
        • psychmike | 11 months ago | +1
          It's kinda like A guy jerking off- You may not be gay, but you DO get a handjob from a guy, and jerk off a dick at the same time. Doesn't make you any less straight. Sticking a dick-shaped object in their pussies doesn't make them any less gay.
  • Charon | 11 months ago | +8 -1
    Surely it's not quite PC that all the giant dildos are only available in negro colour.
    • Silke | 11 months ago | +2
      It's color correct
  • Ashay | 11 months ago | +5
    Yes , me next?
    • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
      The "toy" store is a block await . If you feel the need to come these way :p. JK
  • fireball80ca | 11 months ago | +4 -1
    I am all for women using toys,I just think it's ridiculous when they feel the need to use dildos that are just stupid in size
  • deleted | 11 months ago | +2
    Not bad for the Light side of Xrated
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