I think we now know why you get stalkers!

Shit , too bad you live so far away . We'd get along great . I'd go around the world on you a couple of times , and then never call your ass again .

if you cant find a guy that just wants to fuck, then you're not looking in the right places

You're too good at what you do.. go get the best looking 21 year old you can find at a bar.. if your super forward he won't say no, he's too young to consider a serious relationship, and the age difference makes for an easy exit strategy when you find someone else better..

If I lived closer to you, I'd take you up on that offer, that's exactly what I'm looking for.

You should try meeting guys at the local military recruitment center. You could throw them a month long suck-n-fuck going away party. Then at the end of the month they are off to boot camp, so no problems and no worry about a relationship.

almost minused you for the pussy piercing... ALMOST. you see, i have a maget on my tongue... and when i get full... i push my plate away...

well I have a house too with teenagers in and out all the time so your house would work great, I don't want a relationship either I am usually busy working or dealing with kids so I wouldn't have time (a month would be good), i don't have a lot of money for expensive jewelry so body jewelry I could get as long as I can take the old ones out and put the new ones in, I like giving anal and recieving blow jobs in return I love eating pussy and giving rim jobs (as long as your clean)and motorboating amazing tits, I don't want to meet anyones parents either, I'm not dumb and I don't lie (unless your a bill collector), my penis is about 7 inches and I can usually cum and keep going. I don't have time to stalk (like I said above I am to busy) and porsh swings look to uncomfortable to sleep on.

you spelled 'girl scouts' wrong.

Excuse me miss, but can you taste the roofie in this drink?

What do you know ? Ten minutes ago Waginwetard visited this page , and suddenly , you , Dv8 , and I , have fresh negs on harmless , previously un-negged comments. I wonder if all three of us reported abuse , who's name echorock would be looking at ? Maybe we should try it and see .

You want a chick who provides sexual services for expensive presents? No hookers near you?

although i do fully agree with you... that sounded a little gay to me...