Nasty or not, I still want to try one. Not many people can say, "I've eaten a cheeseburger from a can!"

I'd rather get hit while boxing someone then those sharp-ass hooves they have.

Itd hurt but id try anything once

Cock-tease, eh?

Are you asking me out on a date? Just know I won't put out until the third date.

Wanna take it outside?

No problem dude. I come to this site just to feel smarter myself. I post a smartass reply and then run to the bathroom mirror immediately to check out my smart face... I just stare at that face and say repeatedly "you smart motherfucker, what is the next smart move...?"

Totally off topic, but Fapper, I love your posts, because I always walk away feeling smarter. Thank you for being awesome.

Did you both sign a waiver in a bar, or on a the street? Are you both within 10 pounds of each other, and have a ref present, along with medical staff in case of serious injuries? No? Then your argument has be rendered invalid.

I remember way back when, I used to skateboard, and we would have kids with scooters come to the skate park, and skaters kicked them out. Some of the skaters would just beat the shit out of the kids. It was pretty brutal.

Someone else that noticed it's a powerlifting style of bench.

It was insinuated and you apparently have no experience with Zoid.

Dave,are you insinuating it's dumb for women to drink?..Only men can drink because they are far less likely to get raped?..If you get drunk and a guy rapes you,would you fight him or just say "meh,I was drunk,it's okay guy"..?

Your logic is flawed, no matter what the circumstances. A woman should never be raped. Woman don't ask to be raped, it's forced upon them.

If you walk in a bad part of town, in the dark, down a dark alley way, and you get mugged, did you deserve it? No, but you should have had the foresight to know doing that was a stupid idea.

He said, if you get drunk and bad things happen, you're asking for it. Is rape not a bad thing? Or am I missing something?

I'm glad someone understands what I've been saying...

Correct.

No, he's saying that if you get that stupidly drunk, expect bad things to happen. You're making connections where there are none. "If you get drunk you are asking to be raped?" Only person that said that was you.

Will look the same in 20 years is my guess.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Forks don't kill people, but they sure help the obesity epidemic going around. Should we ban them too, or make strict laws on the usage of forks? The fact is, guns help some people protect themselves when they otherwise can't.

Wrong, Tennessee is NOT the same way. To carry you need a permit, period.

Because a baseball bat adds maybe three feet of reach where as a bullet adds a hundred.

Ah Big Joe Joyce. He's a beast of a man. The older travelers are true fighters, the newer breeds aren't shit.

Or is he crispy?

This old guy is a flake.

No puking? Shit, I fapped twice.

If they can pull it off, I say go for it. I love watching Ron Jermey in movies. He's got charisma on and off screen. I've met the guy in person and he's a real charmer. (Granted I met him for all of 15 minutes, but he was cool as a cucumber)

havent been to many no lol, but i did go to a majority black high school so i know a thing or two about how loud then can be haha

Believe it or not, a lot of the loud sounds coming from trailer parks are from the Mexicans living there. I know, I used to live in one for years.

I laughed so fucking hard reading that. That was awesome.

Also as equally filled with white trash.

I'm from Tennessee, and we is crawlin' with white trash.

Everyone, this here is a white nigger. Enjoy the show, and please try not to feed them.

Well played! I love that movie!

I've drank a gallon of gin before, and I am still here. Yeah, I had alcohol poisoning, but it is very possible.

wow...you ate a shit covered fisherman....thats awesome lol

I would think it is a reference to Archer.

yes they could but by the time you do anything, especially hit with tear gas and people running around the gunman has already killed.

Not necessarily as some of us do have carry permits. Someone trained and with a carry permit can seriously make a difference.

They didn't shoot him, because he didn't offer any resistance. He didn't shoot at them, and therefore was not shot at. He will have a fun time in prison though because he shot kids. They will be sure to pump him full of semen and AIDS in the slammer.

He also claimed he was, "The Joker".

Is that the movie reference? I was surprised, for a Uwe Bowle film it was pretty decent.

Yes, I would bang it.

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See friends... we are good for something after all. Keeping your wife home in the kitchen making diner!!!
Ware you think she learned to make you Tacos ?!?!?

I think that is the meaning of the sticker. But it's still lame.

He's just keeping that hole from rusting over until her husband gets back to take care of it, after all...........thats what friends are for isn't it!

Please do. I'm tired of her fucking all my friends.
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I did

Agreed. Only way it would be ok, is if the driver is female and she meant as a friend.

FYI, I didn't neg your comment Whore, I actually plus'd it. *shrugs*

I thought it was funny at first then took a second and did the "Awww, did I just laugh at that?"

Doesn't fit on UpAll either. I'd rather show it to your mother when I plow her later.

Well it's not cool and it doesn't fit here so show it to your husband.

Hence the sad/fun in the tags.

And not a single sandwich joke yet!

Maybe I will maybe I will -_-

The go back to worldstarhiphop and complain to them?

It's more than nothing at all.

Disability check with a child with those kind of needs doesn't amount to much at all.

Although true, the average criminal in the uk wont bother going through the hassle of getting one. I could drive to liverpool right now and get one for £100 or i could just walk into my kitchen and pick up a knife because i know that whoever i go and rob/jump wont have a gun so why would i need one?

That's the spirit!

That turned me on a little.

Wish I had the .gif of the hotdog being thrown down a hallway, but I don't. Everyone just use your imagination.

I'm German blooded, and I don't hate the Nazi's.

Then you might be aware of the new study that came out, saying a lot of the personality of a child comes from the DNA of the parents. IE: Dahlmer and Manson have a kid, it's going to be fucked up no matter what setting it was raised in. (To some degree anyways)

I saw an episode of American Dad was that kid got blown away. Was hilarious.

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Same reason hockey players don't hit each other with sticks.

If i want to go see a fight, ill go to a boxing match, if i want to see hockey, ill watch kids play because they know that it's just a game and nothing else...

Don't know if you know this, but all over the world, if you want a gun bad enough, you can get one; law or not.

Ok, I don't get this, you're going over there to beat his ass, why the fuck would you throw away the bat?

That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. An unannounced fight in a game always spices things up.

How many hours did I waste playing doom ? But I finally beat that last room .

I was just behind that. I still played on 5" floppies, but mostly played Wolfenstein, Doom, and a few other games from 3.5 floppy.

I'd hit it if her pussy didn't look so...um...yeah.

What does that Marsellus Wallace look like? Does he look like a bitch?

You're not alone in your surprise.

I am surprised I didn't see this covered with "World Star Hip-Hop".