Put a wig on each of them and a rap music, and some would think it's a ghetto fight...

One on my right arm. It's a combination or a scropion a cross and a crown and my kid name.

I suppose that the girl in #2 was the one who put up the sign in #1 ...

Hahaha stupid bitch, I'm not gona prevent myself from LMAO, being in a wheel chair doesn't mean she can't think. What the hell did she expect...

It takes white peolple to do these crazy shit... but nevertheless, given the occasion, I would defenately bang these bitches, in a barnyard.....

Woman has a problem with a man, she slapps him, scratches him, kicks him, send the contents of her bag in his face, send her shoes in face, man does nothing... People say the woman is a bad ass...
Same situation but man finally slaps her back, people say man abuses women... go figure...

About 12 years ago, I walked in on a cheating girldfriend that I was madly in love with, when I saw them in my bed I practically froze, I didn't knwo what to do, even tought of suicide (yeah i know, most stupid tought of my life), after manning up, I decided to fuck her childhood best friend who always had the hots for me. Fucking someone with revenge in your head is sweet, obviuosly they became enemies, but I didn't give a fuck. I fucked my way through my sorrows and it worked, but for some people it doesn't. With time you might even end up asking yourself why the fuck did I waste my time over this bitch..

"Those who forget the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them in the future" - George Santayana

That was great, some hollywood directors should learn from it..

Maybe for a meal, ok. But to sleep in my house, am not to sure about that, I know H6ers enough to know that they have twisted minds...
On the other hand, I could let them sleep in my wife fetus room.

That was funny as hell, made me spill my coffe all over my keyboard in laughter.

Somehow I tend to believe that when you're dying of hunger, a heart attacks is not the first thing to come in mind...

Yes, yes I would. Desperate times, desperate measures... hopefully it's a fat person.

For this I agree with you, religion is one the worst thing ever created, for some people (and I repeat some) it's just a good excuse to do whatever they do. But believing there is a God and being all religious while pointing fingers at everyone around you is two different thing (at least in my book).

What I find funny with Atheist, is they are the first ones to complain that people who believe that there is a God are always trying to convince them, yet, at the first chance they get, they will automatically try to convince anyone who does not share there belief that there is no God. . Each man is free to believe what he wants, if you want to believe in the easter bunny, good for you, I may not agrre with it but it's your life.People needs to stop trying to make others want to believe that their way is the right one. That's the problem with our society and that's why the violence never ends...

It's a pity that people mostly come together in the time of great distress, if we were able to do this at any given moment, the world would be a better place.

This is just terrible, my prayers goes out to all the people of Boston who are hurting athis moment.

This is what you get with the media. Especially channels like CNN or BBC, who are said to be world news. World news means that whatever happens, no matter where it is, even if it happens every day, you are supposed to let it be know. But as soon as something happen on the western side, especially the USA, it takes all priority, and suddenly become one of the worst tragedy ever.

Why do people proudly proclaim that there is no God, then ask where is the God when something bad happens?

Martin Luther boondock speach, just epic.
http://youtube.com/watch/?v=M5FR1LGsT7E&sns=em

If I can't have you, no one will...

Viloence toward children, that I can't stand,same goes for animals. Also scat videos, that's just disgusting.

If only he held on, this could have easily gone to the gore section, too bad...

Makes you wish that the owner had a steel bat...

RIGHT AND EXACT vs anyone who says the word nigga, especially iraqvet...

I could only wish it was that easy in real life... but knowing my luck, the neighbour would have been a 300 lbs hood rat...

Me, I am a giver and find it's not right to take back what you have given to someone, so when I kindfully and gracefully give you my cum, you can keep it, I don't want it back..

#5 is actually really funny, because it was a hidden cam but the guy with the stripes shirt had no idea...it's also good when hidden cam guys get there ass kicked..

Past more time with my wife and my kid, scuba dive dive and travel a lot more...

On the other hand, my wife thinks my cock is just mediocre but my girlfriend tells me it's huge..... I choose to believe my girlfriend...my wife is a lying bitch...

you definitely summed it up man. Even if I wanted to, i could not have said it better myself...

It depends on the crime, not all sex offerders are children molesters.. But for does who are, there should be no forgiveness, there are verry few things worse than destroying the innocense of a child just because some pervert wants to get off...

What happens after you die?
Does the illuminati really exist?
Why do women complain when men leave the toilet seat up, but men never complain when they leave it down?

After my 1st breakup, I stayed almost 8 months sobbing in my corner, until my friends finnaly slapped me in the head and told me to wake the fuck up. After some months of clubbing, drinking, smoking and fucking at every chance I got. I asked myself why did I ever waste 8 months of my life crying over this bitch....

I have a cousin that's insanely hot, if I find myself with another woman that looks like her, I would not hesitate a second to fuck the living hell out of her...

When you become an Ex, you're my Ey for everything, Exlover, Exfriend , Exacquaintance, etc....

He should change his name to pricasshole...

Was 11, trying to impress a girl by showing that I can fly like superman, landed on my front tooth and broke it. Stupid bitch never even looked at me...

Makes you wish that it would suddenly start raining... heavily...

I prefer the PS3, but if I really have a choice, I'll choose a PC all the way!!!

You guys complain, but here (in the carebean) we pay an arm and a leg for for 1/10th of what you have in states...

How can he even sleep at night after looking like such a fool?

And one time i drank to much and got married, biggest mistake of my life, I'm still paying for it...

I got real drunk at a party and woke up with two chicks.. That could have been a win but they where so fucking ugly that I could not even tell my friends I banged two chicks... (who knows maybe they said the same thing...)

1000 years from now, a swimmer is going to pass by and think he just discovered the destroyed city of sodom and gomorrah...

All it needs is one asian, and he's fucked.

Judge Judy aint got shit on this guy!!!

Did you guys observe that the black guy was the only one that didn't sceam... justa saying...

Stupid me. I actually went back to see what size it was...

Or maybe that last part is from something else, for some reason I have no memory of what happened last night when 3 huge bodybuilder guys stoped me to ask what time it was...

Thats exactly my thoughts. I thinking of suing MrCapnNate for moral prejudice, depression (I'll say it's because am black, that always works) and for having unbearable pain in the ass and a huge prolapse.

I have searched and searched but I was nowhere to be found. That brought back memories of never being picked for the fun games at school. :'(

*you need them*

Where are the asian drivers when yiy need them..

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I Quit.

Suicide erases all your problems but create new ones for your love ones, so no, I love this life too much (even in the rough times) to hurt myself or my love ones...

Turn the word "sagging" from back to front without the "g" and tell me what you'll find.... So the saying "you are what you wear" is true,

I find the style of saggin pants completely stupid and I always wish that they would be chased by dogs and can't run away. But nevertheless being jailed for that is just stupid,put him to shame in public, make everyone laugh at him if you want to, but jail time just seems excessive.

Yeahh if only most lesbians were this hot, some of them are so ugly they scare there own shadow away...

Ok, since you have no tits, please gtfo...

All I can see is a perfect occasion for anal....

I was so hoping for the teacher to punch him out....but a least that proves that he has a sense of humor...

It also happens to the skiniest of them.

I should have invited these guys at my wedding, because internally, that day I died.

OK so now I understand... So it's because the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, that many people seems to be intelligent before sounding dumb...

With friends like thisn who the fuck needs enemies...

It's like a piece of me just died....

Quite franckly, I don't understand it either...

For some reason, i tend to believe that her crowd is only filled with gay black men...

He was just trying to tell them, that the guy at the back proplapse was hanging out..

Why am I not surprised that it's an american dog...lol...

That's not what she meant when she wished this morning to finally get hooked up.....

And who says good endings does not happen any more, the cops survived, the little fucker is dead. It could have only been better if he was anally raped by a huge gorilla, his dick sliced in pieces and then he was sent to Iran with a note saying "I am a spy" on his back......that would have been cool...

To bad there's not more video of it, it seems like things where about to get verry interesting.

I have to admit I am one of those who hardly ever goes on Upall, so having everything including the SFW in one place would not be a bad thing 4 me...

You're completely right, I will never hit a woman.... but I will slap a bitch....

It's fools like that that give black people a bad image... Makes me wish the old guy of the internet cafe was there.