when that stoned everything is luck.......

saw one of those in a shop once.......that thing would make men obsolete.....

wish my kids would have done something constructive like this with their lego sets. They would build them....then scatter them about the floor for me to step on....the pain, the pain.....

electricity aside, that pneumatic outfit looked terrifying.....

My vote is for drywall installers. I can do electrical work, plumbing, framing, stone, tile, fiberglass, etc.....give me a section of dry wall to put up and mud.......complete disaster.

I'd be a superhero if I can turn the soccer team i coach around........

Aside from having a seizure watching this, I found this very cool. May need to have something chocolatety with my coffee this morning!

....my cock is much closer to the ground......

Pas de probleme

Or rent by the hour.....

I guess chivalry is dead.....

I was in the pep band band! * high 5*

Did Colonel Nicholson fall on the plunger......

I love her.......

I did the same, now I am saddled with kids.....

....on what shelve does he keep the hobbit porn.....

His nickname is "the mongoose"

My wife would still burn it.......

the thief was and got a shit bag.......

Not sure what I would do if told I only had a few months to live. I assure you it would involve some hedonistic activity....sad to see a young life end, but we all live on somehow.

Looks like #5 and #6 were both at Burning Man

Wonder if any of these girls know the "kiss the bunny between the ears" trick......

So the Atkins diet is healthy......

now to hook that up to this http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NUGnnQmLbzo/T2091psTXzI/…

Russia is sending a of batch of upgraded Yakhont anti-ship missile systems. This makes an embargo more difficult. My concern is that these missiles can certainly be used in an offensive way. Shipping in that region is crucial and can have a huge impact on oil deliveries and the import of food.

Artila the Hun looks like my plumber.......damn evil bastard....my plumber that is......

She might find a piping plover stuck in there......

I think Russian vehicles have secret crash on command controllers operated by the dash cam......

Why is it that everyone from NJ looks like they are in the mob......

I think I might be a lifting body design.

yah, but Boeing isn't doing the engineering and the government won't be involved....might have a chance

bet the same thing was said about the Wright flyer.....

Year ago I was hunting/camping in the smokies. Came back to camp in the early evening to see it overrun by skunks. They were odd, almost tame like cats, would not leave and were rummaging through anything they could get their claws on. So there we sat eating dinner with begging skunks looking to us for handouts. They never once sprayed us which surprised me.

Did that thing have jato rockets installed......

Raises hand.......

you're sick.........

I want to build sailboats from wood, we should combine our interests.

always use smooth, the chunky causes them to chew.....

I am in awe of my pets every day!

It's their damn scripture that is too damn OPEN to interpretation....

Justify what! Cold blooded murder is never a justifiable crime.

I have no more patience nor do I want to understand or tolerate them. It is a radical movement operating under the guise of religion. Fuck them all to hell.

Probably uses the same chainsaw on his wife http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/…

no issue man!

oh shit, I see them in color......bad idea to eat the shrooms growing in my shower......

....why do you even think about.....never mind....I don't want to know...O.o

I would venture to guess the even the "hillbillies" think about their techniques and processes. Any true crafts person always strives for perfection, regardless of their economics or education-or how they express themselves.

Let's see the butt plugs he whittles off camera......

Midnight Express

At sea, sailing alone.

Hang out with dad, Hemingway, Einstein, and Nietzsche.....

Nothing more to do but grab some gin, olives and a shaker.... Oh and a picture of a vermouth bottle.....

I plussed you because it's good seeing you around bro!

.....that's what I was alluding to......!

I'm with you bro. I am amazed at some of the elaborate caskets people get buried in, for what? Dead is dead, even if you believe in an afterlife.

I have a similar issue, if I reach for my crotch and feel wood I think I might be dead......

Needs a vent....

Ok, this is the second time today I cried like a pussy over a dog being found......

At the beach I like to impress women with my trick of telling time using a body part to throw a shadow.......

Thought this was going to be one of those gangbang the bride videos.........

Need DW to help......

*hides handbag full of rainbows*

yah, I also tear up over boobs......

As an employer, my job is to outline the responsibilities and expectations of the job. As an employee your responsibility is to make sure you ask and understand these responsibilities. Not sure of the circumstances but one hour was probably not fair to the employer and you may not have given it enough time to sort things out. Better luck next time, be more the wiser.

trying to work out in my head how to maneuver her into different positions.....well, she has a future witht he circus anyway.

why did you have to ruin it for me.........

Loved it's face....my dogs would have taken a crap on the rug afterwards to spite me.

Fkbisme was styl'n in that coat.......

I think #4 is written perfectly.....

Of the happy stories I have read and watched, this one made me tear up......

It's all about chemicals and receptors.....breaking the chemical need has been done, the psychological dependence is tougher....the not knowing the mode of action is the scary part.

the women looked bored......

Great old man, I am sure those around were all smiles.

#8 the same can be said of the fall of our economic empire

I want to kill you....mother!

Love the Rocky Patel and CAO'S cigars and of course the Honduran Gurkhas....yes, Honduran cigars are some of the finest.....knew there was a reason I found you so damn sexy.....

I hear bro, for a short lived band they put out all quality.

The money won't make up for years of neglect and being minimized in importance.

One of my fav's http://youtu.be/c1huRuo6Wj0

Sure wet Lincoln's or dirty Franklin's.....all still legal tender

#9, I would never survive in Africa....

After a bowl of vegetarian chili no woman wants to be near me, especially for sex......

Back in the day, Cubans were supreme, but better tobacco QA and growing practices have moved off the Cuban island. Don't get me wrong, the premium cigars being produced there are still some of the best but if we normalize trade with Cuba, we will be flooded with sub par cigars stamped with made in Cuba, and people will buy them up.

oh christ.....count on $25 a piece.........

I can get Cuban's here ($$$) but I am suspicious of some of them. Reality is, I find the Dominican cigars to be better now.

I'd rather not discuss that..........

Looks like my commute to and from work each day.......