I really hate the police most are just plain assholes.... people tell me you don't understand the scum they have to deal with..... but if I had a job where this could happen maybe it would make me an asshole too.... poor cop didn't deserve that

#8 is made from unused ammo from the first world war..

Hermosas todas!!
#2 paradise ;-)

Fix the problem, listen to the Issues after. Always tell women "If I can't fix it? Call your mother or your girlfriends."

Pneumatic... as in pneumatic cattle gun, that's crazy

I'm the same way, my obsessive personality won't allow me to leave the mud alone so I keep spreading it around and around and adding more and more.

That chain explains why granny was missing two toes on her left foot...

A woman asked me if I like sex and traveling. When I said yes, she said to take a fucking hike.. Good post!

I know what you mean CM. http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_log…

And you'll still eat it...

Why are you laying on your stomach?

Don't let your wife find out, my good man.

Plumbers always sink the boat in any major house renovation project...

I've been on the Atkins diet for the past 3 years. It's more a way of life now then a diet.
I can tell you it does wonders for Arthritis and my sugar is always around 5 / 5.5

The lower ones

That would mean she'd come back. "No Returns"

I think all the dash cam & helmet cam are controlled by Haarp in order to provide videos for our entertainment...

http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/…

Would you prefer they looked like they are in Jersey Shore instead?

I'm guessing he trolls midget porn sites.

But it would still somehow manage to be your fault.

YEAH! SCIENCE BITCH

wonder what the cops will use to monitor our speeds and pull us over in one of them things :-)

You lucky bastard, mine are allergic to peanuts

#6 really went all out this year on his pageantry.

I bet the girl on the right in pic 2 gives better head...

He just needs more brawndo. Its what skulls want.

trust me...we have it down to a science, 3 days minimum but we have had stuff aging for 12 years now. Its pretty good. By that I mean 165 to 187 proof.

Thx CM. Good to be seen brother.

I can watch people getting their heads chopped off all day, but dogs animals....I'm a softie too.