#4 hehehe I'd eat the cat also. I'd even eat people if i didn't think they'd taste like shit.

What he didn't know is one of the packages he didn't open had a sex doll in it.

The fat virgin living in his mom's basement finally found a conspiracy!!

Why does burger in a can look better than one at Mcdonalds?

He flipped over the new KFC special.

Only tits are decent. Cut them off and throw the rest in the trash.

Asian missiles are too small to do any damage.

#12 is only time i'd let someone open a car door for me.

Without my computer and tv... "Hangs himself"

Guess our computers and xbox360 will look like this stuff in 20yrs. Anyone for an Holographic tennis match?

'71 Chrystler newport and was 16. Was only kid after arcade night that left in a giant car.

I'll take a fudge and a pound of weed.

Bonjour. Comment ca va?

For the most hated man in history he sure does look retarded there.

10% of males wouldn't run away.

Not sure which is which in #12. We'll have to neuter both of them.

mushrooms grow out of my shoes.

Been a member for 5 years and never been on one of those hehehe.

Looks like those computer newspapers in Harry potter.

Wonder if it'd get lead poisoning licking the paint off her nipples.

Ned ordering a real doll

Must be china when they slowed the video it sounded like Godzilla.

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Its asian. Every spot has a camera.

That big gaping hole behind the big yellow line was hard to see i guess.

His famous last lords. "Oh shinny"

Guy on motorcycle must be rich that goat is too pretty for him.

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Fuck! We got to hide again.

If was fat and gross like that i wouldn't be calling attention to myself.

I'll wait for the video of when that robe gets caught in the wheels of that thing.

What they do with that pee covered plastic thing when done? Put it in their pockets?

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Girly man.

He seemed kinda casual outside.

It was the dash cam that pulled the bike towards it. They seem to cause alot of accidents.

Good now maybe someone that knows how to ride can use the bike now.

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He would disagree

Wop is an offensive term. Don't think those Pizza fuckers would like that.

Theres gonna be alot of lonely farmers tonight.

You us white people look good kirkoon with your avatar.