DrunkenPiano
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drunkenpiano replied to camp89's comment on Justin Bieber

And polluting the great lakes to such a terrible extent ( our water treatment systems are like 50 years behind) and Stephan Harper.

3 hours ago
DrunkenPiano replied to DenDenDenDen's comment on What are your thoughts?

I remember that comment from a while back. I forgot about Tom Green! If you wouldn't be horribly offended I think I'd like to call you Tom Ghrol from now on. lol

16 hours ago
camp89 replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on What are your thoughts?

I know, holy crap! He went full potato on this.

16 hours ago
DenDenDenDen replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on What are your thoughts?

Thank you. The other response is Tom Green. The other, other response (per Waging) is Dr House.

19 hours ago
DrunkenPiano replied to DenDenDenDen's comment on What are your thoughts?

Be my guest Dave Ghrol.

19 hours ago
DrunkenPiano commented on deaddog's More instant karma

By far the best robbery ever recorded on camera.

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19 hours ago
DenDenDenDen replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on What are your thoughts?

Oh damn, permission to use that analogy sir. That was fuckin good.

19 hours ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Nuggets69's comment on What are your thoughts?

Dude, if you only KNEW what my mom looked like you wouldn't be saying that.
I'm just being a twat, don't take it to seriously.

20 hours ago
DrunkenPiano replied to DenDenDenDen's comment on What are your thoughts?

I just laughed like a retarded child who was given their first kitten, thanks for the laugh.

20 hours ago
DrunkenPiano commented on niggaface's Rockstar guardian angel

Elliott Smith, Hunter S. Thompson, John F. Kennedy, John Lennon, my grandfather, Oscar Wilde, everyone from the lynard skynard plane crash

Jesus, Mohammad and Moses just so we could get to the bottom of this 'god' shit.

20 hours ago
brazilbilly replied to drunkenpiano's comment on The human condition

its all good bro.....

21 hours ago
Nuggets69 replied to drunkenpiano's comment on What are your thoughts?

Zero. Except for the blow job you gave me and the boys. It was the best we got from a bitch in a blonde wig. Kinda like your Mom. Oh wait. Was I duped? Gotta tell the Curling team...again.

21 hours ago
drunkenpiano replied to ukfan1986's comment on The human condition

Touché, never great speller. Not even a mediocre one.

21 hours ago
drunkenpiano replied to brazilbilly's comment on The human condition

I totally begged you by accident. I owe you 1.
looks like you did a pretty good job.to.me though. Even got the a nice curve look to the colonel's face.

21 hours ago
drunkenpiano commented on Nuggets69's What are your thoughts?

You specify you've been with 'a lot of women', so how many men have you been with?

21 hours ago
brazilbilly replied to drunkenpiano's comment on The human condition

your avatar is not an "easy" troll...lol

23 hours ago
drunkenpiano replied to brazilbilly's comment on The human condition

I feel honored to finally be shopped into something finally.

1 day ago
Cokemasheen replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Ammunition Shortage In The USA

NOPE heres a fact for you. Department of homeland security (not standard military) has contracted all major US and even some non US ammo manuf to make nothing but 5.56/.223fmj, 40 cal hollow points and a few others. DHS is buying all the ammo and what the public is getting is stuff thats been in warehouses for a few years waiting on a shortage or its cheap dirty russian or china shit ammo.

ive done the research, ive bought a fair amount of ammo at walmart lately with limits to 3 boxes a visit, but it was all made 2 years ago.

1 day ago
drunkenpiano replied to ukfan1986's comment on The human condition

I'm not upset, just curious. I used to study rhetoric.

1 day ago
ukfan1986 replied to drunkenpiano's comment on The human condition

I am sorry that my grammar has got your feelings hurt.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39ak4llnX1r26fxv.g…

2 days ago
crawdaddysupreme replied to drunkenpiano's comment on The human condition

I'm in the same boat as you on that one -I'm painfully aware of my faults at all times, and at rare times I will acknowledge my strengths. Both my parents were stubborn, narcissistic people who were NEVER at fault and were NEVER, EVER, wrong. It drove me crazy watching them spin around like robots while deflecting questions that would require an honest answer... I try to be as open and honest with my kids as possible now that they're young, and I think that'll pay off for us when they reach the age where most kids don't believe a word their parents say...

2 days ago
Burrito replied to drunkenpiano's comment on The human condition

Seriously, you don't see DP typing "aboot"

2 days ago
ukfan1986 replied to drunkenpiano's comment on The human condition

*Nowhere

2 days ago
drunkenpiano replied to ukfan1986's comment on The human condition

And wasn't for weren't

2 days ago
drunkenpiano replied to ukfan1986's comment on The human condition

Why do people from your state type the way they speak?
No where else in the world have I heard a person say 'was bitching and yelling on how'. Proper English would replace the word 'on' with 'about'

2 days ago
drunkenpiano replied to crawdaddysupreme's comment on The human condition

I'd have to agree with both of you gents

2 days ago
drunkenpiano commented on crawdaddysupreme's The human condition

I encounter people like this daily. It's very rare that I find people I actually enjoy speaking with. I'm also the spawn of two stubborn borderline retarded people that thoroughly disgusted me. Which is why I hardly ever speak to.my parents.
I probably sound like a narcissistic asshole, which I PROBABLY am... But I don't think I'm better than most people or anything. I realize I have faults and issues but I try and overcome them; unlike some people. People who are ignorant and full of shit just irk me though.

2 days ago
DrunkenPiano commented on deaddog's Russian has shrapnel removed from head

I don't speak any Russian, but I'd be willing to be the guy said 'Pull harder' at 40 seconds in.

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3 days ago
otis replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Ammunition Shortage In The USA

Or could this be that start of something else.

3 days ago
Foodiboo replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

Nothing stubborn about it. I merely stated that people enjoy church.

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4 days ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Foodiboo's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

around 2 billion world wide actually, while that number is fairly large keep in mind there are well over 7 billion people on the planet today.
The percentages of Christian people have dropped significantly over the years to about 30% world wide.

I hate all religions though, and any institution that doesn't encourage free thinking and freedom; which none of them do.
I don't expect to be able to sway your stubborn stance of the subject and I probably wont reply to anything else you have to say.

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4 days ago
Foodiboo replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

It was the opposite experience for my family as a child. It's why my four siblings still attend church regularly and why millions do the same.

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4 days ago
polishnazi replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Ammunition Shortage In The USA

They are fantastic

4 days ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Wagingwetard's comment on RPG vs Sniper

you're not such a wetard after all.

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4 days ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Foodiboo's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

My mom and dad went to church because they were scared that if they didn't they would go to hell. Neither of them (or I) recount it as pleasurable. I'm just glad they didn't force me to go when I started questioning things.

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4 days ago
DrunkenPiano replied to jimmymac's comment on Ammunition Shortage In The USA

Sick band actually!

4 days ago
polishnazi replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Ammunition Shortage In The USA

In the town of Duluth Minnesota, citizens are donating ammo to the PD. If the swine cant get ammo something is going on.

4 days ago
DrunkenPiano commented on polishnazi's Ammunition Shortage In The USA

Did any of you think that MAYBE, just maybe they're just creating an artificial shortage to make dumb ass people rush out and buy as much as possible. Then only releasing a few boxes into stores for purchase. Which gets people spending money and stimulates the economy ever so slightly.
Anyone who buy a shit ton of ammo can run a monopoly on it as well so it seems like it just a winning situation for everyone at the top.

4 days ago
RABIDSQUIRREL replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Spider mom

How does a fly consent anything?

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5 days ago
DrunkenPiano replied to morbidmental's comment on Help me PLEASE!

Sorry I couldn't be of any real help.
DP does just roll off the tongue easier.

5 days ago
morbidmental replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Help me PLEASE!

Yeah they told me that when I first went to PT, and I try to keep it out put I found myself leaving it behind ( no pun intended )

5 days ago
morbidmental replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Help me PLEASE!

Thanks DP. By the way I dont know why I like calling you DP, but it rolls off the tongue rather nicely.

5 days ago
DrunkenPiano commented on morbidmental's Help me PLEASE!

If you sit with a wallet in your back pocket stop that immediately; my friend had a similar issue (car accident) and said that helped him a lot...still not a real fix though.

5 days ago
DrunkenPiano commented on morbidmental's Help me PLEASE!

Move somewhere with a better health care system. All jokes aside, I'm sorry. I can sympathize; I have a pain in my left foot every time I put pressure on it but because I had a documented history of drug abuse they wont even give me something to take the edge off so I've just learned to live with it.
I can't give any real advice though... nerve damage isn't really something I know a lot about. I know they they'll sometimes do surgery where they'll put a 'balloon' in place to take some pressure off the nerve but I think that's a band aid solution at best. I really am sorry.

5 days ago
DrunkenPiano replied to dorkfishstacy's comment on Spider mom

I actually wouldn't hurt a fly though, unless it was consensual.

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5 days ago
dorkfishstacy replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Spider mom

Im a full foot shorter than you and more than able to handle myself ;)

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5 days ago
DrunkenPiano commented on friendlygarfield's Best Justin Bieber Getting Shot Video Ever

What the fuck was the point of checking his pulse...? Make sure you didn't have to put on in his head?

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5 days ago
DrunkenPiano replied to dorkfishstacy's comment on Spider mom

Or are you implying my penis looks like a spider dog...?

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5 days ago
DrunkenPiano replied to dorkfishstacy's comment on Spider mom

My hand and penis are both large enough to choke you so I'm happy ; )
I'm 6'4'', I'm a small giant to most people with all parts appropriately sized.
I don't masturbate often though, it's fucking depressing sometimes.

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5 days ago
dorkfishstacy replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Spider mom

This means one of three things then. 1 you have a small penis. 2 you have a large hand. 3 you have a fear of masturbating.

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5 days ago
doublej replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Spider mom

Their called huntsman spiders. They found a new species that live in caves. Bad news

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5 days ago
WartEncrustedDong replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Off Camera.

I was thinking, The Day After Tomorrow.

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5 days ago
DrunkenPiano commented on WartEncrustedDong's Off Camera.

What's #2 it looks really familiar but I can't figure it out... I'm guessing a bond movie...

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5 days ago
DrunkenPiano replied to doublej's comment on Spider mom

Yeah, I've heard of those. They're a particular type of spider, I think there are snakes that do the same thing. I used to want to go spelunking really badly till I saw that planet Earth doc where they go inside a few caves.

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5 days ago
doublej replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Spider mom

Exactly I read an article about how spiders are known to hunt bats now and how some spiders are bug enough to just go in caves and hunt bats . Fuck that

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5 days ago
DrunkenPiano commented on cigarmann's Spider mom

Spiders are awesome but anything bigger than my hand terrifies me.

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5 days ago
olympicFapper replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

Here is one of the reports:

http://policyalternatives.ca/sites/default/…

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano commented on Fatdrunkguy's I'd die for (so and so)

I wouldn't die for anyone or anything; I would follow my best friend into hell without question but I wouldn't give him my life.

1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to olympicFapper's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

I'll have to look into that.
It seems our government does a lot of shady things behind the scenes.

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1 week ago
olympicFapper replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

The example of how the Canadian banks didn't collapse during the financial crisis because supposedly the banking regulations in Canada are solid is the biggest bullshit that was fed to ordinary Canadians in the media. The reason why Canadian banks, which are actually very few in comparison to US banks, did not go under is because over 100 billion bucks were secretly used to bail out BMO, ScotiaBank, CIBC etc. This was done in secrecy so that the public wouldn't panic, and the finance minister lied through his teeth. These shenanigans came out something like 6-8 months after the crisis, and the media didn't cover the issue properly.

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1 week ago
woodrowwilson replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

I have never seen politics in the us so angry. I don't know, and nobody does, but I think we are way to polarized to have a third party. I think we are stuck at 2 for a while anyway.

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1 week ago
woodrowwilson replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

I have heard of all the canadians in Michigan getting medical care. I can give you 17 trillions reasons why it is not working in the us. Things are going good in Europe you say? The French economy is doing well since they started taxing the wealthy?

I think most are afraid of a third party. If a liberal leaning party breaks out it will split the democratic ticket and republicans take over. If the third party splits the republican ticket democrats take over and we will be average economically instead of incredible and BO will have another stimulus package out there to kick back tax money to his own from chicago again.

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1 week ago
robojizz replied to drunkenpiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

I believe my first answer addressed your second question. We definitely do not want a nanny government sticking it's claws into our private and personal lives, businesses, and most importantly, our individual freedoms. We are a fiercely independent people who detest meddling in our affairs. Our hands build our own destiny, not a ruthless rule-crazy dictatorship.

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1 week ago
Beer4me replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

A third party sounds delightful but the two parties are so deeply entrenched it is practically impossible to make a third party viable. We just need some term limits so people don't think of politics as a career.

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

I was way off on the exchange rate, it's at .997 and has been fluctuating from just under par and a few % higher than the American dollar for a few years.
I'm just giving examples...I'm not saying Canada is better; our government at the moment is a fucking joke.
We have roughly all the same freedoms, possibly even more because we have tons of privacy laws; we have and a lot of the things that your government seems to be pulling for recently.
Like gun control/back ground checks and free health care, Our government didn't crash and burn, there was never even a mention of civil war.
Perhaps you would benefit from a third party; something that represents the best of the Republicans and Democrats.

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to SirPoopsALot's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

Canada so far has been almost recession proof. Our Dollar is like 52 cents behind the American dollar (or close to it, right now). Mostly due to our banking regulations. Socialism under the right leaders seems like a wonderful alternative for everyone.

I haven't even watched this whole video yet so I'm not going to comment on that.

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1 week ago
SirPoopsALot replied to drunkenpiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

Socialism is great until you run out of other people's money...

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1 week ago
drunkenpiano replied to robojizz's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

So now for my second question. What's wrong with socialism? It definitely works if you look at Canada and north eastern Europe.

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1 week ago
robojizz replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

It is really the conservative middle of America against the liberal coasts. We want independence from government meddling, while the coasts are plunging us into socialism. We will secede and there will be a civil war unless they back off and respect our right to live in peace with our State rights and individual freedoms. That being said, there are good Americans on the coasts, they are behind enemy lines.

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1 week ago
woodrowwilson replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

furious, and got there fast.

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1 week ago
IZHMASH replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

Furious

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1 week ago
Foodiboo replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

We'll have to disagree on this one. I don't know how you measure such a thing but the fact that people have participated in churches and continue to do so indicates that they find the experience good, otherwise they wouldn't go. There was much speculation that religious activity would fall during the twentieth century world wide like it did in Europe, but it hasn't. I don't think people make choices against their self interests.

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1 week ago
camp89 replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Break ups and music

Classic tune! I'm a big fan of this guy.

1 week ago
SirPoopsALot replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

I have been pissed for years. Everyone is brainwashed into this self entitlement state and vote accordingly. People here also allow the media and politicians scare them shitless and give up their rights because they are being pussies. The feminization of this country is ridiculous.

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1 week ago
Beer4me replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

judging how the last election went it's about 50/50 for or against. But with the Dems pushing gun control it they may have lost some clout.

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1 week ago
Missingphilly replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

Of course u can deny it, Christianity, that is the following of the teachings of Jesus had and does lots of good the bad stuff u would refer to is people pretending to represent Christianity, just because u dress as a sheep doesn't mean you aren't a wolf

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano commented on lostmymarbles666's Open Carry March on D.C. July 4th!!

I got 8 minuets in... I'll finish this later.
Now I'm just really curious as to what the fuck is really happening with you Americans. I mean, just HOW pissed off is everyone with the government right now exactly...?

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Ferris's comment on Break ups and music

It's not ever about drugs or anything I'm going through now even. It's just a REALLY good song, this was like pearl jam's best album even arguably.
The lyrics really don't make any sense and you can interpreted many way; which I like, and way Eddie Vedder sings this song compliments Mick McCready and Stone Gossard playing riffs each other and then Jeff Ament and Matt Cameron hold the whole thing together.
Like hypothetical magic ipod on a desert island question. That song would be on there for sure.

1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to dv8nme's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

I think they should be taxed heavily to avoid this issue; you can practice your faith privately in your own home. The space and land dedicated to worship simply does not need to exist anymore.

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Foodiboo's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

Religion, sine it's inception has always done more harm than good over all world wide and you cannot deny that.

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1 week ago
Foodiboo replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

And I said some

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1 week ago
Foodiboo replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

In a dumb mother fucker just like all the idiots that go to church or believe in god. Like I said, nice you have it figured out for all of us

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Foodiboo's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

If you're suggesting that King Kong and Jurassic Park are what spurred creationism than you must be one dumb mother fucker.
So, you're defending something you also deem to be 'fucked'... Where is the logic in that. It holds people back. I think generally religion has been dead for a long time and has no place in modern society.

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1 week ago
Foodiboo replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

Was Hollywood that taught people that dinosaurs and people existed side by side. Sure , some churches are fucked up but most are just people, living their lives, helping other people and hoping for something after this life.

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1 week ago
Foodiboo replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

I get what your saying, but you are wrong. Glad you got life all figured out.

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to dolph9plus's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

I like it, but I still don't believe any type of god exists. It just seems asinine to me.

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Foodiboo's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

You're not getting it; EVERY church is the wrong church.
Granted baptists methodology is fucked but there isn't a lesser of two evils. It's all bad.

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1 week ago
Foodiboo replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

You went to the wrong church.

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to camp89's comment on Break ups and music

http://youtube.com/watch/…

Celebrating my 'freedom'
This is a great song for a break up too. If you're in a good mood like I am afterwards.

1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Foodiboo's comment on Irish PM's response to threats of excommunication

WHAT!
The Church, compelling people to think!? That has to be the biggest paradoxical sentence of the fucking millennium! The church actually has people convinced dinosaurs and man lives side by side and the planet is only 6000 years old! They DO NOT teach people to think for themselves or question authority. They blind people into willful ignorance that destroys any progression forwards. All religions do this and it's fucking tragic.

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1 week ago
camp89 replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Break ups and music

There is a reason why you feel that way and it is because it was the right thing.

1 week ago
Ferris replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Break ups and music

Not at all dude, I guess my words of encouragement would be congrats! And cheers!

1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Ferris's comment on Break ups and music

Honestly, I'm kind of relieved... Is that fucked or what? No pity for me, please.

1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to slayer666's comment on Break ups and music

I could see how you could mix 'em up. Similar sound, same 'era' of music. They had some really good tunes.
Apparently that song was about his wife leaving him for her personal trainer.

AND they had a little rivalry with NIN over lyric similarities in a few songs.

1 week ago
Ferris replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Break ups and music

Yes! The lyrics is a brilliant way of outlook, you know what I mean obviously. Its dark and I'm thankful I have control to not use hard drugs to get over that situation, but to listen to a song and push to move on. Stay positive brother, life's a beautiful thing.

1 week ago
slayer666 replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on Break ups and music

Oh my bad... Well that's a good song anyway.

1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to thehoneybadger's comment on Break ups and music

That is Stabbing Westward...Sometimes I thought I was the ONLY person that liked them.

1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to Ferris's comment on Break ups and music

By far one of my favorite songs.
My Fiance and I just split, officially yesterday and but I saw it coming a while ago. I found myself listening to this song a lot.

I think I may get these lines of the song tattooed somewhere, even though I'm not a huge fan of that tattoo style.

"And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...

All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll be"

1 week ago
Spence189 replied to DrunkenPiano's comment on We've got a another child star on the loose

I'm not. She looks like he'll now.

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1 week ago
DrunkenPiano replied to mrmalaka's comment on Female body hair

I want to say more like a baseball bat but that would be a lie : (

2 weeks ago

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