...where's the beef?

What's that in the woodpile?

Come for the Chicken in da Corn, but stay for the "Beef in da Butter Beans" and the "Pig in da Pea Patch"

Is there a limit on how much beer, liquor, tobacco, porn, or Mc Donald's you can buy at one time? And why would one need to buy pounds if they could just buy more the next hour/day/week....

@"dealers won't cooperate"
"Dealers" as we know them will simply go out of business. Think about it, why would you drive to the ghetto or seek out a criminal when you could just go to a 7-11 or smoke shop? The "demon" drugs would soon be made/grown in the US (cheaper, safer) and businesses and corporations would line up to take Jonny Drug-Dealers turf and clientele.

At 1:00 "OVER THE LINE! Mark it zero Dude"

I'm doctor and I use the Hampton as my office. I give free breast exams as well as free anal and vagina probes. It has its perks(Hilton Honors Points).

3:32 he hit a CONE! The announcer sounds so disgusted!

I wonder what the top speed would be? They seem to react differently to braking than standard tires

My cats freaked out too...from a dead sleep to head butting the iPad in no time.

Diabetic beer.

How many "doctors" do you know that operate their practice/test lab out of a hotel room?

Or a Straub 16oz pounder

They're not exactly private if they are here...just saying

Except for the fake orgasims

Wrestling orchestrated, boxing fixed...thank god porn is still real!

I would sentence her to 30 days in porn with one of those mean throat fucking dudes.

Such a fine line between life and death.

haha, King missile reference! Sometimes I thought I was the only one that knew them.

7 looks like that gay beast on " Neverending Story"

No it is not. Even if there's no snow!!

Snow fun when it happens to you.

I've heard of a detachable penis, but geez

Awesome! It looks like someone finally finished the Death Star

Don't think much of his worm..........

I see a bunch of master baiters and one dry rod.

What a tease! Good post, but I kept waiting for the monkey wrench

Marty Griffin must have really pissed someone off to be put on that story.

Is that a bunga bangkai in your pants or did your pussy die?

Great breed and WartEDong is right...teach her frisbee early

Now that's a fucking good idea..... lol

How do they "track" the DNA? Next is nano transmitters that will allow GPS tracking.

Right, like watt the fuck?

Six is wearing teabag blockers and ten is a teabag-handjob combo.

Ahhh history. Native American massacres, slavery, Japanese internment camps, and...hold that thought...I almost spilled my $6 coffee on my iPad.

Plus one to you for mentioning the BFRO.

Right on top of alexis1, thank you

We should send the pic to the BFRO, they could rationalize it.

Were they stuck in their skinflaps?

Fuck, now I'm obsessed with sand...these dudes counted over 3 million grains
http://skinflaps.multiply.com/journal/item/231/Counting_Sand

I'll go with that one, because who has the time to fact-check...

For most sands you can get a million grains in a coffee cup with room to spare.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100805132521AAcGBqs

What did you just call me?!?

A beach.

I wonder what a grain of sand is 1,000,000x smaller than...maybe that would put it into perspective for me?

Same here

Well we seem to now have a tyrant.

GREAT SCOTT!!

1.21 gigaknots

When you ALWAYS run a fucktard it stops being funny...ok Bush was kind of funny

Sorry I meant to plus you

Lol... just trade her in for a younger model when that happens.

You just blew mind. Plus one.

Careful saying lasagna, FG is back...

My favorite is when they press it (statues, teacups, dinner plates)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7955576.stm

'Nanners when they're young, knee warmers when they're old

No graph paper, just plain printer paper with highlighter to help me count intersection point groups more easily. Lasagna was in the Tupperware and it was god damn delicious!

Turd burglar

No it was because we had a fucktard running and everyone is rooting for the black man for the first time in history.

Um...studying shoe repair? "(In sign language) dude you want to go to the party?" "I can't, I have a Broken Loafer exam tomorrow."

3...looks like Jonny-5 was bigger than advertised

Looks poorly made graph paper that has been pissed on...is that what was in the Tupperware?

They make my saber toothed crotch crickets seem tame

3. Yes, the candidates...

I've been there too...sold a Bronco with a clogged tank once, bypassed the supply line and ran through a line from a can. The guy who bought it drove it away with the can in the cab...I don't know how...I was high on fumes before it was even all hooked up.

We're all slaves and don't see it. Most to ourselves and to the society we live in.

it may not be much, but we still pay them... back in the days the negros actually got nada (nothing) and not only did they work around the clock for free, they raised their children built homes and it was a workforce that lived in ur backyard.... this may be horrible thing to say but america was doomed with the whole civil rights movement..... you had millions of blacks that that b4 this point didnt qualify for any social services social security wefare foods stamps etc, now getting these benefits which would eventually become a huge strain on the system... b4 this they would work until they couldnt a
anymore and just died I just learned that b4 1973 blacks didnt get ANY SOCIAL sevices at all

We still have slave labor...we just slave 'em over there (India, Chins, Mexico) because we can't slave 'me over here.

If only...this guy will have a killer 401k...starting at 5! But, he likely won't live past 17

But now we know...Bubba Army

Ha, I was making a joke about the stretch effect the video format had on the cars...albeit a bad joke

"Security officials were on guard for possible looters" someone always cockblocking a good hole looting

Great post...my wife is crying laughing!

#6 pp 2 the real story is the link between reading and prostate cancer

It actually falls under The "An Act of Gorb, the subterranean Saab-Gobbler." Consult your policy, page 93, under Mythical Beasts that Insured Cannot Disprove Because We Made That Shit Up. Thank you for choosing GEICO, is there anything I can help you with today?

My bet is she has a plus size Nala furrie costume and a jar of peanut butter at home.

Strange worm sprouting out of spider body? Quick, blow a load on it!

Yup, pretty much the average lifespan for a Ginger's Ass Rat when reintroduced into the wild

Im an exceptional swimmer. ;D

Could get wet...do you have water wings?

Exactly.

Like a cock tsunami?

Or switch to lights

Someone should have got a bullhorn and started saying "match in the gas tank, boom boom!"

Nuke the grey areas then??

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Yup, sure can see the car...but not the driver. I'm pretty sure he was getting parking lot head while eating a bear claw.

Kittens and double rainbows are fun things to fixate on...when I smoked it was always the paranoia/fear centers that kicked in to go mode. I preferred acid and shrooms.

Number 5...but with my iPad

The language spoken is Arabic so that must have happend in some rich country (where booze is banned so the driver most likely had a serious health problem)

Well not if you're going to get really picky. I'm talking cities, not neighborhoods.

" Que está comiendo a Gilberto Uva " fits better

Or just download the song on iTunes...cheaper

And THAT is how "What's. Eating Gilbert Grape" should have ended...

Carefully selected and nuke don't really fit well in the same sentence

Stand still laddy even

Why was everybody driving a limo?

serious reason to hurry your ass home.

I haven't really had a craving yet, For motivation I keep going over the pros and cons in my head. It seems to be working, I also educated myself quite a bit on nicotine. I think this is really it, considering I smoked anywhere between 15 -40 cigarettes a day I consider myself lucky that I don't have any serious damage.

Ammo and eyesight will rule the day

I just hope they don't rush it and fuck it up...like put it in space or some bullshit...like hellraiser and friday the 13th