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#12: Jizz Hands

It's called a reflection

You told me that if I did those things to you that you'd include me :(

No offense, but there's a bunch of people on this site that hate America. Personally I don't cause it keeps Canada's ass warm.

It's a European Carry-all, jeez!

I would have a TV and Computer down there too. Cause as everyone knows, cable and the internets are not affected by nuclear weaponry.

*negs

Who begs a caring mother? Must be a coward.

I would too

Yeah, a little bit. Bosses hate the damn things but to be honest, I think they're the real moneymakers.

But I suppose we are talking a semi truck, so my bad, you're right. I'm used to the trucks I work on.

Replacing a motor on a diesel will run you 8-10 grand

You cannot simply put something in the turbo, one side is connected to exhaust, the other to intake. Blocking off the intake or using a fire extinguisher works.

How do you suggest stalling the motor at 65mph?

Most Diesel engines nowadays have an emergency fuel/air cutoff switch. But when all else fails, grab the extinguisher lol

Looks like they've evolved from throwing rocks.

3rd pic looks like he has a tit on his right arm

I was never a Ford fan, but this Mustang is gorgeous. The time and effort put in must be so worth it in the end.

Learn to spell, retard.

#5 a shop that works on Caravans doesn't work on Lotus'

That was supposed to be Busta Rhymes...

My condolences

I cheer for ABC. Anyone But Calgary haha

Nah, they were all cut but turned out to be really good ball players. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the NFL, just trying to get under people's skin and it looks like its working with IV :)

Jeez, want a pail and shovel for all the sand in your vagina? It's natural that a Canadian is going to side with the CFL, and an American the NFL. They were released because they expect every player to be 150% from day one.

I'll agree with you there lol

Also your punt returners are pussies. There's no such thing as a 'fair catch' in the CFL. You either run for yards or get hit like a man.

Fred Stamps, John Cornish and Chad Owens are hands down better than any other NFL receiver. Back to the beach ball and golf ball comparison, which one is easier to throw 50 yards? Exactly. And most players actually make their way up to the CFL including Chad Owens and Jerome Messam. The only reason American Ball players get paid so much is because like the rest of America, they overspend on unnecessary things.

4 downs? 100 yard fields? Smaller footballs? And somehow they get paid 100x more.

Yeah, I'm 22 and my mom is 19. Fuckin retard. I hope you get ass raped in prison.

She's 16 you sick pedophile fuck

The third time around :)

Your statement implies she has actually gone to some sort of educational institution.

Pay no attention to a bitch who's every second word is 'like'

Let me just go to your profile and enjoy the dozens of uploads you've blessed us with...oh wait. Upload something or stfu. And before you start screaming "you haven't uploaded anything", I don't go to every post and bitch as to why it shouldn't be here. You should be banned for bashing uploads.

Couldn't have said it better myself. Can't tell you how many people I knew who dropped out of school after seeing 8 mile, to join "the rap game". How's that goin for ya?

Now are you trying to be facetious?

Why must everything turn political with you? It could be a picture of tits and you would ask where the U.S. is hiding the nukes.

How can you take away freedom of speech with the economy? Fuckin retard

Get dick off your mind...or better yet, out of your mouth

To quote you: "oh snap!"

He's holding $22 in his Twitter picture, he can't afford clothes.

It's a barn!...and nothing else

I never read that, I wouldn't intentionally make fun of someone with any type of disorder. I apologize, I was not aware.

Err...that was a test, and you won. Yeah...that's it :-/

Guys, this isn't tryouts for World Worst Grammar.

The reply button...use it

Some of them already look like they've been fapped on

I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy. But maybe Donny deserves the same.

Sorry but who are you to tell me to upload something? You have 0 uploads and no profile picture...move along.

I apologize, I will admit, I was out of line. It just seemed like you were becoming quite repetitive with your posts though.

Why do you keep talking about my balls? For the last time, you can't put them in your mouth.

First of all, nobody gives a shit, that's why your comment is being negged to oblivion. Second of all, stop trying to get your comment near the top of the page, you're just going to get negged twice as hard. And third, your mom belongs in the recycle bin as she is used up and we need to find another use for her.

Then try fucking dogs?

I don't see anything wrong with the second picture other than he was drinking Busch. Must have been desperate.

Step 1: Cut off his balls and dick.
Step 2: Place them in his mouth.
Step 3: Cut off his head and put it his arms.
Step 4: Put corpse in front yard and enjoy your new Halloween decoration.

Apparently the one that controls your brain is long gone

Hunt them and remove THEIR horns.

Your mom stopped lactating years ago, that's the only shit I like.

Chubby? Haha I'm 6'1" 190lbs, you probably haven't seen your dick in 5 years.

Seeing as how it's Texas I'm surprised they didn't put her to death.

Upall is dead, no posts for 4 weeks...

Shows -8 for me lol

Speaking of attention whore...go fuck yourself with a cactus.

You just can't get through to selfish assholes like him.

If you don't want to be treated like a fucking retard, stop saying retarded things.

You're so cool, pretending to drink and drive. Just because you don't give a shit about anyone other than yourself doesn't mean everyone else does. Grow up.

The North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

Awe did I huwt yow feewings? Didn't mean to call you out infront of your Internet friends.

What debate? Weed and hemp are 2 different things. Hemp is a great resource and it has less than 1% of THC so I really don't know why you're bringing hemp into a debate over smoking weed.

Never done drugs, an apple in the morning wakes you up better than a cup of coffee, and I honestly can't remember the last time I touched alcohol.

Also what's the point of smoking pot? To run away from your troubles cause you had a rough day at McDonalds? Face your problems like the rest of us and man up.

It doesn't matter if its a rare case or not. To quote you "marijuana has never killed a single person in the history of mankind" so it doesn't matter if its happened 1 time or a million times. If its happened once its gonna happen again. Only the ones on reserves are exempt or who apply for Indian status. You Yankees obviously don't hear a lot of Canadian news or else you'd know it's a big problem.

The natives grow tobacco and bring it across the border. You can buy a big bag of smokes for $10. And marijuana has never killed a single person? What about the kid who was killed for his money trying to buy? What about his brother killing the people who did that to him? It might not have a direct cause of death but it certainly causes people to be violent. And smoking kills millions per year and should be illegal as well.

Yeah, neg me cause I have an opinion. I see my phantom negger is back.

How do you figure? Not sure how the states works, but cigarette sales are regulated by the government in Canada. And over the past 10 years, cigarette prices have gone up substantially creating a 'black market' for people selling way cheaper and creating a ton of crime over who gets the rights to these sales. I can see the same thing happening if weed was regulated, I really can.

That he's a hipster and he heard of this before it was cool.

Even though it says she's 15 you wanna see her naked. Pedo freak

At least they didn't make her wear explosives and blow up a village of people. That would be crazy...

He sat the bottle down, could have easily swapped them. Seems like another attention whoring New Yorker if you ask me

Only allowed missionary in Washington, yet all the politicians like fucking people in the ass.

If you made $10 million a year, you'd be dancing too

Don't you mean Allah mode?

Except the condom won't try to tear your dick off if it comes anywhere near it.

That they're so big, they can even fit over Ukrainian cocks

^ Is jealous

Are you seriously back? Won't be long until you're gone again.

Cause I feel so bad for her. Hundreds of thousands of people have died in this drug war so why do we give a shit about this one? A fitting end that didn't come soon enough if you ask me.

Spoken like a guy with a gut

I love how people are quick to judge people cause they show off their bodies. I say if you got it, you deserve to show it.

I think people are misunderstanding your comment. This is something Michael said in a video. I don't believe GBJ meant any disrespect, just quoting a great actor.

Hey! Hey! Over Here! Hey! Can You See Me?! Over H-GULP.

That's cause Harley riders are faggy attention whores who rev their motors for no reason.

Only way this guy's ever gonna get nailed

Calling 911 is a conspiracy cause they take 2 hours to show up

Cause that's where all the AIDS is ;)

Doesn't he live somewhere near Ikea Land?

Grammar: You're doing it wrong