Festezio
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(22 Jan 2012)
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Spence189 replied to Festezio's comment on One lucky fucker!!!

true story.

one lucky fucker
4 months ago
wishmasteruk replied to Festezio's comment on Runaway diesel motor

first its not going 65mph looks stationary to me,it mite be doing 7000-8000 revs but its not doing 65mph, and i can be done i know form experience , instead of being i little pussy and jumping out of the cab and then decide maybe 10 mins later to record , if do as ConnieLynne stated the fucking thing will stall, you could even keep the handbrake on too to help you along the way.

runaway diesel motor
02:57
4 months ago
thegeg replied to Festezio's comment on Mayan doomsday bunker.

I you for using "the internets"

mayan doomsday bunker
5 months ago
salvbabe82 replied to Festezio's comment on Mayan doomsday bunker.

Very true...but in second hand yoy can bring a dvd player and bunch of tv shows and problem fixed

mayan doomsday bunker
5 months ago
ding replied to Festezio's comment on Mayan doomsday bunker.

I'd have both if I had a power source like solar, I have tons of dvds and games I can play solo on the computer.

mayan doomsday bunker
5 months ago
killgoreSlaysall replied to Festezio's comment on Mayan doomsday bunker.

was thinking the same, be like "whats on?" and it be something along the lines of "survivor world" and you be all like "fuck, I hate that show, what else is on?" "pbs" (cause you know that shit will never die)

mayan doomsday bunker
5 months ago
Festezio replied to Festezio's comment on Mass Shootings - Is is time for a change?

*negs

mass shootings is is time for a change
5 months ago
zipper replied to Festezio's comment on Runaway diesel motor

I'm with you on that if it wasn't for fords 6.blow I'd be one broke white boy

runaway diesel motor
02:57
5 months ago
zipper replied to Festezio's comment on Runaway diesel motor

Hit a Geo metro or a pole....;)

runaway diesel motor
02:57
5 months ago
zipper replied to Festezio's comment on Runaway diesel motor

^Med.duty?

runaway diesel motor
02:57
5 months ago
CarlJohnson replied to Festezio's comment on Family Guy Rap

Whoever negged you has a sore vagina.... That was Busta Rhymes part in the song.

family guy rap
03:40
6 months ago
Iraqvet replied to Festezio's comment on Toronto mayor

The nice thing about sports is you can't bullshit stats,and I was pointing out you inaccuracies...You're the one crying about your 8 team league that takes what the NFL tossed aside...

toronto mayor
6 months ago
Iraqvet replied to Festezio's comment on Toronto mayor

Well your guys hit like pussies,so no biggie...

toronto mayor
6 months ago
Iraqvet replied to Festezio's comment on Toronto mayor

Umm,yeah,your argument is that of a person who is trying to convince me that dog shit smells like roses..You have NO CLUE about this...You can have you Canadian Faggot League...There is only 8 teams in the CFL..Fred Stamps was released by the 49er's after one year,then her went to two NFL practice squads before going to the CFL..Tell me,how does a guy who is better than any NFL receiver end up not being played as the best in that league?..Cornish entered the NFL draft and didn't get picked up..He is also a running back,not a receiver..Chad Owens is a kick returner,also a player released by an NFL team....Messam,also released by an NFL team...Why is it the people who leave the CFL for the NFL do it by choice,vs NFL players going to the CFL because they got cut,or didn't even get drafted to begin with...The only thing you can do to make yourself not seem and more stupid,is just shut up...

toronto mayor
6 months ago
VuDuThatUDu replied to Festezio's comment on Toronto mayor

i do mostly agree with this statement, but gettin knocked out by kenny easly or callin fair catch, i'm callin fair catch lmao

toronto mayor
6 months ago
VuDuThatUDu replied to Festezio's comment on Toronto mayor

never heard of em must not have made it in the NFL ;)

toronto mayor
6 months ago
VuDuThatUDu replied to Festezio's comment on Toronto mayor

the talent levels higher so it takes 3 downs to get 10 yards. what's easier to catch a beach ball or a golf ball? receivers running toward flat footed d backs in a set position presnap, should only need one down to make 10 yards. and why do most Canadian players jump at the chance to play in the NFL?

toronto mayor
6 months ago
judge2525 replied to Festezio's comment on Obama and MaKayla are not impressed

Sounds like someone was turned down by his sister for the family blow job.

obama and makayla are not impressed
6 months ago
meatwallet replied to Festezio's comment on Obama and MaKayla are not impressed

No, your mom is 19 and you're just about 2 now. It's getting hard to tell you both apart because you both wear diapers. Your mother loves getting ass raped and it leaks a lot.

obama and makayla are not impressed
6 months ago
meatwallet replied to Festezio's comment on Obama and MaKayla are not impressed

Three years younger than your mother. This concerns you why? Don't worry, I'll still give her the dick.

obama and makayla are not impressed
6 months ago
imurdaddy replied to Festezio's comment on Woman wants Obama assassinated.

im sure she at least finished grade 2

woman wants obama assassinated
01:38
6 months ago
Taina1977 replied to Festezio's comment on Woman wants Obama assassinated.

No educational background lmao

woman wants obama assassinated
01:38
6 months ago
thugslim replied to Festezio's comment on Wheelchair man punched.

they all have free obama phones.

wheelchair man punched
02:19
6 months ago
whitedevil666 replied to Festezio's comment on Wheelchair man punched.

Lol!! Right fucking stupid insee them waking around with a pen and a paper like there the next m&m hahahah

wheelchair man punched
02:19
6 months ago
BorisYeltsin replied to Festezio's comment on Tokelau islands first to go entirely solar for power

I was being facetious.....

tokelau islands first to go entirely solar for power
6 months ago
replied to Festezio's comment on Barack Obama, the 44th president of the US

Ah! I see that humor is not one of your senses.
Too bad.

barack obama the 44th president of the us
6 months ago
Olivertwist replied to Festezio's comment on Stretcher fail

Hello apology exepted no worrys.

stretcher fail b6
00:19
7 months ago
Olivertwist replied to Festezio's comment on Stretcher fail

I now im disleyc as soon as its posted i realise,even though i read it befor i posted it,i am trying.And now ime getting bullyd for it o well a cats got to do whot a cats got to do.

stretcher fail b6
00:19
7 months ago
CaptainFlyscratch replied to Festezio's comment on Stretcher fail

*world's

stretcher fail b6
00:19
7 months ago
fkbisme replied to Festezio's comment on Disgusting home offices.

You know what's better than a cold Bud? A warm bush.

disgusting home offices
7 months ago
PrinceChazII replied to Festezio's comment on Disgusting home offices.

Until the dollar a 30-pack jump two weeks ago, Busch was my favorite! 49.288 cents a can. Now, I've been fiscally reduced to Old Milwaukee, $13.88 a 30-pack.

disgusting home offices
7 months ago
Morbidmental replied to Festezio's comment on Copycat pinup :-)

Was not expecting that, caught off guard laughter ( thanks )

copycat pinup
7 months ago
WTFALO2JEFE replied to Festezio's comment on Mom Cuts Coach

Wow, you really got me with that quick comeback, but not as quick as your boyfriends cum on your back

mom cuts coach
7 months ago
Mew replied to Festezio's comment on Mom Cuts Coach

Some people actually care about whether or not the shit their reading is true, sorry you're not one of them. Still not a reason to turn into such a big bitch though, feel better soon.

mom cuts coach
7 months ago
PLEDGEY replied to Festezio's comment on Mom Cuts Coach

Just a bullet to the head, otherwise you're just bringing yourself down a notch.

mom cuts coach
7 months ago
bungo replied to Festezio's comment on Copycat pinup :-)

or rabbits.. girls do it why not guys

copycat pinup
7 months ago
Davismike39 replied to Festezio's comment on Disgusting home offices.

Two strikes me as being fake. There is only one empty plate and the bottles seem kind of neat for a drunkards hoard pit.

disgusting home offices
7 months ago
Mew replied to Festezio's comment on Mom Cuts Coach

Read my comment towards the bottom. This photo has been passed around almost every social networking site for the past 3 years with numerous stories attached, all equally unfounded, ranging from a mom catching a guy raping her son, to a scorned wife attacking a cheating husband. There's no actual court documents or real news reports explaining whatever happened to this guy, and frankly, the photo belongs in the recycle bin.

mom cuts coach
7 months ago
camp89 replied to Festezio's comment on Disgusting home offices.

Towards the end of the month...

disgusting home offices
7 months ago
WonkyDonkey replied to Festezio's comment on Mom Cuts Coach

He doesn't look Mexican??? But yeah, that's a fair call.

mom cuts coach
7 months ago
CrawdaddySupreme replied to Festezio's comment on Mom Cuts Coach

Step #3 should read: Add salt to wounds, marinate for an hour.

mom cuts coach
7 months ago
brohamn replied to Festezio's comment on Vietnam snubs SA on rhino poaching

Not even that. If caught even attempted poaching this wonderful creature should result in immediate death. No trial, just a bullet in the back of the head. Most humans are parasites

vietnam snubs sa on rhino poaching
7 months ago
Kjohnson replied to Festezio's comment on Vietnam snubs SA on rhino poaching

The lower horn!!!

vietnam snubs sa on rhino poaching
7 months ago
BIG777 replied to Festezio's comment on Bullied teen commits suicide

6'3" 250lb and solid.....so I was mistaken, SORRY!!!! Lol you skinny prick. try milk it does a body good

bullied teen commits suicide
7 months ago
CrawdaddySupreme replied to Festezio's comment on Bullied teen commits suicide

I bet he's seen someone's dick up close in the last 10 minutes or so.

bullied teen commits suicide
7 months ago
BIG777 replied to Festezio's comment on Bullied teen commits suicide

whatch ur mouth u chubby little prick

bullied teen commits suicide
7 months ago
BobbaFett replied to Festezio's comment on Mother Gets 99 Years

its usually only when someone gets murdered, when you kill someone, we usually kill you back. Go Texas

mother gets 99 years
02:27
7 months ago
EyeballPate replied to Festezio's comment on Mother Gets 99 Years

Well, can't win 'em all I guess.

mother gets 99 years
02:27
7 months ago
TaintHair replied to Festezio's comment on Bullied teen commits suicide

-10 for the Fuck now. I'll admit , I was a dick in school, but after the 10 yr reunion I'm ....fuck it it, I'm drinker than Bronsnin

bullied teen commits suicide
7 months ago
WTFALO2JEFE replied to Festezio's comment on Bullied teen commits suicide

Its not pretend that was my third beer bro, dont worry i was in Mexico... If your going to jump on the " ohhh my feelings are hurt" bandwagon you should post the same responses to all the other people that have been killed, decapitated , mauled, ran over or shot on this website due to no fault of their own.

bullied teen commits suicide
7 months ago
spinx666 replied to Festezio's comment on Bullied teen commits suicide

-7 comment. That's an in tune opinion there...

bullied teen commits suicide
7 months ago
brixzereg replied to Festezio's comment on Morbidly Obese Pedofile Tries To Abduct 10 Year Old Boy

no the super adventure club, this was chefs' latino double

morbidly obese pedofile tries to abduct 10 year old boy
01:14
7 months ago
willpounder replied to Festezio's comment on 15 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM THE INCA EMPIRE

its a tuesday joke you retard.... remember what tuesdays are around here???

15 year old girl from the inca empire
7 months ago
Tommygunn replied to Festezio's comment on Chicago police find about 1,500 pot plants in city

So you must be Staight Edge....No Drugs No Booze, NO CAFFINE...? No?....

chicago police find about 1 500 pot plants in city
8 months ago
Festezio replied to Festezio's comment on Chicago police find about 1,500 pot plants in city

Also what's the point of smoking pot? To run away from your troubles cause you had a rough day at McDonalds? Face your problems like the rest of us and man up.

chicago police find about 1 500 pot plants in city
8 months ago
brohamn replied to Festezio's comment on Chicago police find about 1,500 pot plants in city

Dude youre referring to rare cases, I'm talk volumes of millions and millions. I mean really, how many "kids were killed" over pot last year compared to how many tobacco related deaths there were...c'mon man And the very few Native Americans who may grow tobacco, dont even effect anything Federal because theyre exempt so whats your point again?

chicago police find about 1 500 pot plants in city
8 months ago
Tommygunn replied to Festezio's comment on Chicago police find about 1,500 pot plants in city

I have one of those,....think of it as a Stupid pet that Pees on the rugs and will not leave

chicago police find about 1 500 pot plants in city
8 months ago
brohamn replied to Festezio's comment on Chicago police find about 1,500 pot plants in city

For one, youre opinion has holes in it. Who the fuck grows tobacco for one? Two, marijuana has never killed a single person in the history of mankind. Three, lobbyists are the reason tobacco prices go up...oh, not to mention, tabbaco kills millions of people worldwide. I didnt neg you, but I should...

chicago police find about 1 500 pot plants in city
8 months ago
AshesDust replied to Festezio's comment on Chicago police find about 1,500 pot plants in city

So people would be buying Native weed with their cartons of Native cigarettes :)
More money for the natives, not the politicians? Works for me :)

chicago police find about 1 500 pot plants in city
8 months ago
Festezio replied to Festezio's comment on Chicago police find about 1,500 pot plants in city

Yeah, neg me cause I have an opinion. I see my phantom negger is back.

chicago police find about 1 500 pot plants in city
8 months ago
popejohn666 replied to Festezio's comment on 15 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM THE INCA EMPIRE

I'd comment on the whole religion thing too but Kurt Russel might call me out again for my posts having a pattern of anti-religious themes.

How is she so well preserved?

15 year old girl from the inca empire
8 months ago
Goodz777 replied to Festezio's comment on Not dead yet

Thats no new yorker lol. He is from our parking lot...

not dead yet
02:40
8 months ago
meatwallet replied to Festezio's comment on Not dead yet

I think you paid close attention to how he sucked that bottle.

not dead yet
02:40
8 months ago
funlover replied to Festezio's comment on Not dead yet

Where he puts it down is not where he picks it up from. Different arm movement. That's my thought. But if it's real, props to the idiot.

not dead yet
02:40
8 months ago
Stankeye replied to Festezio's comment on Not dead yet

New Yorks the only one with attention whores?

not dead yet
02:40
8 months ago
Bangemhard69 replied to Festezio's comment on End Of The Trail

They do!its actually more pleasant than the other shit they do to them

end of the trail
00:58
8 months ago
caspa676 replied to Festezio's comment on FOOTBALL!!!

i'd be tearing a whore and snorting coke. dancing is for fags and those who want to please the girls by showing their creativity of movement.

football 03
8 months ago
bobster replied to Festezio's comment on Head on collision

the car crashed, it did not explode

head on collision f3
00:22
8 months ago
Tommygunn replied to Festezio's comment on Home made lambo

POI also forgets the Bimbo factor alot of young girls would JUMP INTO THAT CAR

home made lambo
8 months ago
meatwallet replied to Festezio's comment on New Olympics Event Part 2

Just like your asshole.

new olympics event part 2
00:43
9 months ago
PersonOfInterest replied to Festezio's comment on Home made lambo

I'm not jealous, it's just silly to make a fake car of that magnitude. Would you go to a casino with monopoly money?

home made lambo
9 months ago
BobbaFett replied to Festezio's comment on Godmother of Cocaine

I'm not addicted to coke, i just like the way it smells ;)

godmother of cocaine
9 months ago
GrumpyBlowJob replied to Festezio's comment on Michael Clarke Duncan dead, 'Green Mile' actor was 54

Yeah WTF everybody

michael clarke duncan dead green mile actor was 54
9 months ago
brohamn replied to Festezio's comment on Are you fit enough?

But not everyone wants to see it though...

are you fit enough
03:37
9 months ago
FebreezeMyBalls replied to Festezio's comment on Michael Clarke Duncan dead, 'Green Mile' actor was 54

I agree, "They were actually named after the boxer Rocky MerashEEno. Uh... It was actually Rocky Marciano... WHAT EVA MOTHA FUCKAH!!!" Not to mention the after quote of "How do you say Mutha Fuckah in spanish."

michael clarke duncan dead green mile actor was 54
9 months ago
PollyPissyPants replied to Festezio's comment on Let me see your.... oh SHIT!!!

BRAAA BRABRABRABRABRA.

let me see your oh shit
00:27
9 months ago
oyxter replied to Festezio's comment on Anders behring breivik luxury prison.

That's just the cells furniture..

anders behring breivik luxury prison
9 months ago
Gene2461 replied to Festezio's comment on Sore Loser

Grammar Nazis? On h6? Give me a fucking break.

sore loser
00:20
9 months ago
popejohn666 replied to Festezio's comment on Common Misconceptions

People who believe in Jesus use far less.

common misconceptions
03:59
9 months ago
electricalalchemy replied to Festezio's comment on Furnace Explosion Showers Workers With Molten Metal

Hehe, 'molten shower'.

furnace explosion showers workers with molten metal
01:18
9 months ago
the1armman replied to Festezio's comment on Courageous Bitch or motherly TLC ?

How about not fapping 24/7 for once?

courageous bitch or motherly tlc
9 months ago
Ike99 replied to Festezio's comment on This is......SPARTA!!!

agreed, plus 1 for you... he would win gold with that kick, great form and perfect landing....

this is sparta
9 months ago
Allkindsofuctup replied to Festezio's comment on Courageous Bitch or motherly TLC ?

I imagined doing it doggy style.

courageous bitch or motherly tlc
9 months ago
Godless replied to Festezio's comment on Courageous Bitch or motherly TLC ?

I kept looking at the holes in the firetruck's wheel cover.

courageous bitch or motherly tlc
9 months ago
Donwapo replied to Festezio's comment on Courageous Bitch or motherly TLC ?

Spank bank?

courageous bitch or motherly tlc
9 months ago
PollyPissyPants replied to Festezio's comment on This is......SPARTA!!!

You win gord in orympics or we kirr your famiry!

this is sparta
9 months ago
PhillyDarko replied to Festezio's comment on DIY fleshlight. Just follow the line.

Your comment really hurts, like a splinter in my penis... Why dont you make like a tree and leave!!! *runs away crying*

diy fleshlight just follow the line
9 months ago
friendlygarfield replied to Festezio's comment on This is......SPARTA!!!

how did they do in soccer - alot of kicking in soccer :-)

this is sparta
9 months ago
gingernut replied to Festezio's comment on This is......SPARTA!!!

Not in taekwondo though.......

this is sparta
9 months ago
WeVe replied to Festezio's comment on New species found

Not even all that much actually...I'm what some might call a connaisseur/amateur of sorts...

new species found
9 months ago
Tojo823 replied to Festezio's comment on Car accidents

Those that neg facts are the ones that are usually proven wrong

car accidents
10 months ago
WeVe replied to Festezio's comment on New species found

Are you kidding me? He's like the John Holmes of this generation.

new species found
10 months ago
Wagingwetard replied to Festezio's comment on Car accidents

The mind of a negger is always hard to understand..

car accidents
10 months ago
TheAscendentPilgrim replied to Festezio's comment on Dislocated Elbow

So was Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam. HAHA!

dislocated elbow
00:06
10 months ago
popejohn666 replied to Festezio's comment on Drunk driver crash

Fuck all of you for negging me. Pieces of shit. That was a fair comment. You are all fucking retarded. There's no video evidence that he ran from that truck. He denies driving. Even a shitty lawyer can get him off with the severe lack of evidence.

drunk driver crash
03:20
10 months ago
psychmike replied to Festezio's comment on Accident

I've heard that second sentence more times than I care to remember.

accident
13:10
10 months ago
Bitchhh replied to Festezio's comment on Fatal Impact

Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction. Sorry, last one. Haha

fatal impact
00:17
10 months ago
HonestABE replied to Festezio's comment on Accident


accident
13:10
10 months ago
dolph9plus replied to Festezio's comment on Sherman Helmsly a.k.a. George Jefferson dead

Hemsley.....

sherman helmsly a k a george jefferson dead
10 months ago
psychmike replied to Festezio's comment on Accident

Poor you. That's a pretty small hole...

accident
13:10
10 months ago

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