It was short yet pointless.

I visit Rapid once in while. I had no idea they had hot chicks like you or alley art downtown. I need to pay closer attention next time.

Chicks with pit stains are hot.

No kidding the crap that passes for kids TV today has no point.

I knew it was fake just like the lunar landings. its a conspiracy man!

There's very little Christ left in anybody's Christianity anymore. It's all gone to shit. Human being have fucked it all up with their petty bullshit.

You can't get any more random than that.

#2 almost looked like fun.

Time to trade the real gun in on an airsoft sweatpants boy. Its not as easy as it looks in the video games.

That's why we fence our rednecks in and make them drive in a oval.

Trust fail!

There is no Christ in these people's christianity. These types hurt true followers that want to help all. That doesn't make the a good news report.

I laugh at these idiots until I remember I will most likely pay for their health care until they get the 7 figure settlement from suing the poor bastard that own the sidewalk he bounced off of.

I think #1 has happened to all of us at one time.

Marriage counseling.

I thought it looked like my deadbeat son-in-law.

True, even though I don't shop at Walmart... :P

Look around, If you have a job you are paying for most of the fun you see at walmart.

I'm sure he will never use a condom for its intended purpose.

Speed of the aircraft is more important than the size of the bird in determining energy transfer in a collision. It was a goose that brought down the US Airways flight that ditched into the Hudson River.

Doesn't take much to screw up a plane engine man..

Dude, you ever seen a vulture? Those things are freaking huge! They can have wingspans of up to 6 feet so one of those could easily take out a propellor.

Can I call these guys to help me with the wife's "babies"?

That usually is the last action of the body when it realizes the brain was just turned to pudding.

Vulture my ass, To take a prop plane of that size down it had to be a damb Pterodactyl.

I think he slipped and fell in a puddle of his own piss. Nice job dirty Harriet.

Feral Dump trucks are tough to catch and even harder to restrain..

They all got what they deserved. I'm willing to be wrong a couple times.

I challenge this answer as there was no evidence of any application of makeup whatsoever.

Watching this at work, I wish I could waste time like these hippies.

All I can say is you will be painfully strained for an eternity after you die. Most people don't get that The Flying Spaghetti Monster (bless his holy appendages) is trying to point out how full of sauce religion can be. Not only can I assert that The FSM indeed exists (if not, prove it), I can take that "faith" one step further and claim to know His intentions, then have the audacity to judge you for not following His Noodly Word... "People" aren't merely the ones that screw the message up, they are the ones that made the message up in the first place. In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs, R'Amen.

Burning man is about dropping some liquid or popping a pill and enjoying the light show..

All I can say is he will have pasta on his face when he dies. Most people don't get God is trying to get us in his group not looking for ways exclude us. People are the one that screw the message up.

I thought burning man was all about changing the world, saving the planet, ect...ect,............ looks like another redneck monster truck rally.

Haha, you BLOW my mind!

Go to work is waste of time. You must have as much fun as possible in your life ore it was wasted. Get a brain idiot!

By a holy man???
Neveeeeeeeer....

Where were you when this happened god ;)

They made a clean get away.

People are awesome at wasting time. Get a job hippies!

That's how my 401K looks lately

Just a guessing that you were butt diddled by Father Okeaff as a child.

A Job whats that?

"Don't move or you will die!" and "Don't move and no one gets hurt!" I wonder why he uses those phrases so much?

That didn't stop those in NYC, 20 cops with guns vs. one crazy with a knife.

Very true, religion is mostly a scapegoat for attrocities committed by horrible people.. its just the easy tool to use.. if it wasn't religion it would just be something else..

It's what I would have told my students to do. Dumb risk tackling her, but I'm glad she wasn't killed. These are police not firemen and not suppose to put themselves in undue risk. A cop is far more likely to be seriously injured or killed knocking on a door or writing a speeding ticket. This kind of thing is a crap shoot. Tasers, batons and pepper spray save civilian lives and guns save police lives. If it was your spouse which one would you want them to use, because 4'10" vs 6'7" can be a death sentance if they have a deadly weapon? (Again I am glad she's gonna live, albeit with surgery.)

You know i tried really hard to follow that train of thought and it got me no where

Its sad that religion get corrupted and used as a tool to acquire power and control the masses. True Religion has done a lot of good but a lot of hate and death come out of false religon.

The store owner needs to sue the security gate installer he installed the gate backwards.

I didn't roll any where.... Oh wait all creationists are dead? I didn't get the memo. So did Darwin do a two step? At least you are willing to admit there is life after death.

I'm not anti-cop but if the camera wasn't there I think she would have been full of holes. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.

The cops tazer battery was dead and he was to fat to give an old fashioned beat down.

If he was wearing a helmet cam these stunts would have killed him.

Hmm, No sex or violence. Cool pic of Wyoming.......... Uploaded by hot sexy woman.........No question PLUS !

I love the way the guy he hit parked in the middle of the intersection so he could block two streets. 4 direction hazard bonus.

Don't-give-a-shit.

Wow airport security is getting really strict. But that is large enough to be considered a weapon.

you forgot "and several girlymen" in the title.

And to think i used to bitch about riding in the middle on the hump.

he'll just convince himself he got some pussy somehow.

A little drible of corn syrup and a punch to the rectum? Let him wake up with his arse sore and sticky?

When he came to I would've acted like I was zipping up.

I'm going with the Blonde answer. She set the cruise control and was texting her hairdresser in a dream.

He was looking for the money shoot. He almost took it in the face.

I don't go for gerbil porn often, this was freakin funny.

Remember your friends annoying little brother? You should have killed him he grew up.

Ok he got hit in the head, lets undress him and drag him around while that should help.

Waking up on the sidewalk face down with your pants around your ankles. I hope they let him think the worst.

Madmax approves

Unfortunately they were busy blowing each other after the show.

Speed Checked by aircraft, Citations delivered by missile.

I live in Wyoming B52s and B1Bs used to do this all the time. It will wake you up on those long trips.

0:14, 0:42, 1:21. Stupidity has no color. You racist dumbass.

Have you noticed Shitheads always migrate in herds?

How is this a fail? The first round went into baldy and baldy hit the floor. Granted he looks like a douche when the gun jammed but he only needed one.

Not even an attempt to steal the purse. Quantum-lack-of-give-a-shit.

No such thing as humanity anymore, It has been removed from our DNA along with monogamy, compassion, honor, self control, and honesty. We have reverted to naked chimps with credit cards.

To much lighter fluid on the grill.

I should have read the third paragraph before taking some. oh well.

Your a douche bag
Lucky it accidentaly gave u a like instead of a neg
Shut the fuck up mitchel was the man
U eat shit and die cum stain

I suspect he is a red dick at this point.

That's almost as dangerous as cooking bacon nude.

The surprise was the he wrapped it up in 17 seconds. I wouldn't brag about that.

Your laptops spelling and grammar is horrible.

Ever notice these guy take it in nuts or the head? God is trying to knock some sense into them or keep them from reproducing.

I think the proper term for these to would Hoe. They are a bit long in the tooth for chicks.

Its good to see Vanilla Ice back doing videos. He sucks at flipping burgers.

Just remember its never the bikers fault. The car had every chance to get out of his way.

Was that a robbery or did the guy just cut in line? Either way he deserved worse.

He's a dumbass destroying property. They only thing he could accomplish is enough internal damage that he can't reproduce.

Yes it is...That Kat Von Du chick or whatever her name is does incredible portraits...this is the most disgusting video I have seen on here in quite some time...

That's a well done tat. Stupid to get but well done.

Or police, They take mass transit very seriously over there.

Seams like a lot of work to rub a bald guys scrotum.

Great post. If I got high I'm sure it would be something like that.

No, this is bestiality......

Would that be called bestiality?

DON'T J WALK! Class dismissed.

Exactly. Even after the camel had been knocked out they could have backed up and drug it out. Fucking stupid.