Though, I do want to shatter someone's face with my dick.

I seriously doubt most people think "That chick's dressed like a slut, therefore I can rape her." If that were the case these Slut Walks are like hunting season then.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

I thought it said "cock in the dark."

*to do

Oh, nothing to with age. I just don't find her to be attractive is all.

Alia Shawkat (she plays Maeby on Arrested Development) and Emma Stone.

I didn't neg you, but I'm troubled by the fact that she's hot to you.

Where exactly does your nine year old get clothes that are too short that you're not aware of? She pick them up while you're threatening children?

I have most of these thoughts, too. I call myself Claudia.

How is the last one karma?

With no sleep all of them fucked my shit up.

Or a strong wind.

Another reason I dislike children.

Or one hell of a date.

Might've gotten a better reaction if you had said "sushi bar" or even "clam bar." Try again.

Black guy? He's the exact same color as the six other white people in the picture.

He's a plumber, what do you expect?

What a Goddamn cunt.

Ha. I thought the same thing.

Or both.

It's like being told Santa doesn't exist.

That's what I've always assumed.

Where happiness goes to get eviscerated.

I'm thinking she'd bite it off.

I'm deeply disturbed that he has a doll on his headboard.

The Norman Bates Collection available exclusively at Macy's.

You have my sympathies.

What, life?

You did see tits, just not bare ones.

Looking at the rest of his work, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a couple of snuff films out there.

What the hell is the story behind that? Well there's my embarrassing thing.

I used to chew on those. And pop tabs.

There is no good voice when it comes to Andrew Dice Clay.

Really no reason it couldn't be both.

He's certainly behind the eight ball in life.

Whale carcass.

I fucking hate when I catch babies.

It's a fucking shame someone doesn't beat the shit out of you. Whoever did that would deserve a medal.

And laugh and laugh.

I'm pretty sure most pornstars make porn for fun.

Most of you are acting like you're being wronged personally by this. Fucking relax.

What's wrong with the tenth picture?

I heard they think they're great.

Or I reckon you have some experience with adolescent ass.

Dating the wrong girls then.

Oh, I just assumed these were your Commandments.

That's because it just barely came out.

Or touche as it were.

<--- Interested.

Touché.

What, so he can just wear it on his dick?

You started it off with something lame. I'm sure he was just trying to match you.

So is she okay?

That's why you should never be a decent person.

What the hell is "straight (gay)?"

Why are there so many magazines in #11?

One rag in a cunt for two days.

They look like googly eyes.

Only if you agree to a cunt examination first.

God damn you, stealing my joke. Sick minds think alike.

Shouldn't have dropped some acid before coming here.

Show your tits on Splash Mountain, it's perfectly acceptable. But I show my dick on the tea cups, the Dumbo ride, in the Hall of Presidents, and at the parade, and I'm banned for life and arrested.

Nigga, please.

Sure, if scared little kids are what gets him off.

It's only gay if penises touch, or if a penis enters an orifice.

I could easily take pictures like this if I had any kind of talent.

Don't feel bad, I prefer smaller ones. And clearly my opinion is the one that matters.

You're not talking about interviews, are you?

It's like her chest prolapsed.

I'm kind of concerned as to what happened to the baby.

I think that was most of these people's reactions.

She's like a mini Madonna.

I certainly hope not.

That last one is perfect for today.

Vampies? Zompires? Either way I'm making a Syfy original movie now starring Peter Scolari and Carnie Wilson.

I think we were the only ones.

Excellent reference.

Where's Lou Diamond Phillips when you need him?

Technology these days be crazy. Lol.

"Please let some stranger on the internet be weird at me."

I'm glad. I mean, I'm clearly the answers to your prayers.

Since that was two years ago, I'll step up and take his place.

Except that Cherry is from Planet Terror.

Is there any other way?

I'll still fuck them the same.

Baby got back.

What's really impressive about 7 is that he can jump out of his pants, too.

It's strangely disturbing.

I'm sure I can find one.

"Stumble upon." "Actively search out." It's all the same.

I've given myself several blackeyes.

Just call me "Wonder Woman."

They are all awesome. That last girl is adorable, the little sweetheart.

Really pisses me off that ten people rated this down.

Reminds me of most of the porn I stumble upon.

Or doing it exactly right.

How are they albino if they have blue eyes?

So you admit you have a small dick?