Lost track of how many times I've watched it (The Professional) and I will see it again soon.

Trust eh? HE trusted HER to want to fuck. She betrayed that trust when she fell asleep. He merely left her a calling card and left. So much for trusting a woman who says she wants to fuck, and then falls asleep.

Son walked in on me and my ex once getting it on in the missionary position with covers kinda close at hand. I stopped humping and made sure everything was covered up. Only thing I could think of the say was "Dude", he said "Dad" and went out and closed the door.

After the second or third of those 19 Paki's was inside it quit being a Smart Car

Don't shake it too hard.

Then she';d always have to find a pjull through parking spot

I read almost all the way to the bottom of the comments and scrolled back to the top justin time to see her pull away.

too late to stop before the big ditch around the airport. The fucking Sauds towed the bitch to a hangar and painted over all the identifying lettering on the plane and then towed it out to the edge of the airport and gave Boeng a batch of shit before finally petting them come and patch it up enough for a ferry flight back to the states for a couple million $'s worth of repairs

There's a story behind the 4th pic in friendlygarfields post. That was a brand new 747 that Boeng pilots delivered to Ryad, or whatever the fuck the name is of the capitol of Saudi Arabia. It was the first one of this particular model the Saudi's had purchased, and the Boeng pilots conducted a briefing in the cockpit prior to turning the aircraft over to the Saudis,,,,,,,who were busy bragging about being selected over all the other camel jockeys to get to fyu the new one, and peppering their conversation with Allah Akbar or whatever that fucking mantra is.
The head camel jockey jumped in the left seat and firewalled the throttles while holding the brakes,,,,,Bad move some computer controlled part of the aircraft made a decision to release the brakes and take the throttles away from the pilot because the idiot pilots actions sent a message to the computer that he was requesting a computer assisted short field takeoff.
One of the Boeng pilots jumped in his lap and did some shit that aborted the takeoff, but t

Almost coming to jnnhaines defense. You almost got it right. I've shot a number of propane tanks and cylinders and they never split open into like "bam into pieces" The tanks always maintain their structural integrity, there is never an explosion inside the tank. Only a sudden release of propane gas to be burned in the ambient oxygen in the atmosphere. There is an entrance wound, and depending on the caliber and weight of the slug, possibly an exit wound. Always ripped open, but no pieces fly off. Kinda look like a flower blooming. The dynamite reference in the post is bogus.
Dynamite explosions are detonations. Propane (and almost all fireworks) are not really explosions, they are deflagrations (extremely rapid burning).
The closest you could ever get to an explosion in a propane cylinder would be if you modified it and installed a spark plug through the side, and then filled it with a mixture of propane and oxygen. That would burst the cylinder, but would still only be in the category of a pipe bomb.

Hit me.

You certainly know how to shell out the wisdom. But the yolk was actually on the kid.

I can help with the location = Front yard.

What a pleasant change of pace from watching welfare walruses and ghetto whores hanging onto each others hair and having to listen to some motor mouth bruttha trying to outdo Howard Cosell standing too close to the camera mic..

If he can turn a Mitso into a Lambo with not much more than welding wire and fab skill, then he is the Big Dick Motherfucker of the Junkyard Dog World. He can wear any kind of damn shoes he wants to. And I doubt that is a purse he's carrying, He probably needs that to carry his "Little Black Book" with chick's phone numbers in it. And speaking of chicks, that's a pretty decent looking blonde standing behind the car in pic#1.

Only if you want to make it fly.

I hope someone sees this vid that knows the perv bastard and gets a copy of this to the cops. I can see it all now. H666 to the rescue.

Agree with Brat. also flbisme Had the Dad known that all the evidence of perv behavior was being recorded, plus more of which he was unaware, he might have felt more inclined to administer some sidewalk justice, knowing that the recording would support his actions.
All hindsight, and as usual that is 20-20, but in the heat of the moment I'm agreeing with posts way up at the top of the thread, the Dad has probably not been in a fight his entire adult life, and was just playing it by ear. After watching hours and hours of viral video of people beating the shit out of each other we all know what we'd like to see happen, But ther are actually decent people in this world who don't live in violence, and are lekely to react exactly like the dad did.

I call mine but it doesn't answer.

My guess,,,,They spend hours in front of the mirror. You can't get that slutty without some serious effort.
On second thought they are so fucking stinkin ric they probably hire someone to stand in front of the mirror for them.

I kinda think thats's not a horse either. Its a Mule. Can't see its long ears because when an Equine is pissed they lay their ears back. Muzzle looks more like Mule than horse. There are other cases of Mules ripping Cougars a new asshole as well.

Mechanics Lean is what they do while watching someone wreck a Ferrari. OK, somebody neg me for spelling Ferarri wrong.

I'd like to see the last one after she learns to use a little moderation in the application of eyebrow pencil.

I looked at your pix, I hope you chose option A. You'll be a very good looking Granny. I strongly advise against option B. I'm sure you've heard about the lady who had so many face lifts that her pubes were causing her to shave her chin, or the question about what is that growth on that ladies forehead? Oh, she's had so many lifts, that is her navel.

And we can keep enjoying each other the whole trip.

Please note that it apparently survived your cash For Clunkers program. Best or Worst, its definitely the Luckiest Car In The World.

Please note* Sign doesn't say "GOOD" it just says "OK". Truth in advertising.

Demo car was the first thing I thought about when I saw the gas tank.

Yeah, but a 427 with a hunderd thousand miles and four burnt exhaust valves, and a voracious appetite for oil.

Maybe the Darwin Awards will institute a new category. Their original rationale for nomination was that you had to remove yourself from the gene pool by killing yourself. This guy probably won't be reproducing because he just cauterized his urethra. By the time his sperm are done crawling out through all the scar tissue they will be too tired to swim.

Poor man's hydrogen bomb.

Long time heavy truck operation and maintenance here. 1-Not the tire blowing up. They always just burn through, and as soon as there is a hole, they go fzzzwwwww and deflate, UNLESS the hole is pointed at the fire, then it fans the flames momentarily before it is deflated. 2-Diesel doesn't bang like that. It will burn fiercely, but doesn't explode. 3-There was a droning sound which may have been the truck engine, if it was a run-away-diesel. But that rarely happens these days, only with previous engine technology that is now in scrapyards or museums. They go "clank" when they break fatally, not bang. 4-Not the air tank(s) there are three, and they are equipped with safety relief valves which release any pressure in excess of 150PSI. 5-The explosion was the batteries. The fire caused a battery cable to short out causing a catastrophic discharge of the batteries, which generates large quantities of hydrogen and oxygen. THAT is what goes off with a bang.

I believe everybody missed one significant point. There's too much sand flying around for the little bit of ground contact that car had. I believe they were smuggling sand inside the car. What was flying through the air came out the windows. Like Muhammed once wisely said, "You can never have too much sand."

The Pit name doesn't originate with fighting in a pit. The correct name for the breed is Pitcairn Terrier. Figure it out from there. And yes they have been selectively bred for fighting other dogs, but they are by nature calm but very very protective of their masters.

He might be a stupid shit for not wearing proper riding gear, but at least he remembered what his Momma told him about saying Please.