I have this overwhelming urge to skull fuck her.. God, what has this place done to me? Who am I kidding? I still would've skull fucked her before h6

I prefer having the full set.

It's the "4"s. when you put a number in your name instead of a letter, your intellect drops several points.

that's just disgusting. lol

I've seen kindergartners spell better & make more sense than you.

I'm actually pretty attached to the whole kit and kaboodle myself

This is deliciously erotic..

Well, now that I found ol' June on FindAGrave.com looks like I'm booking a flight

I can only assume how many 15 year old girls rushed on stage to scoop up his vomit and eat it.

Fuckin rat bastard

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Balls are just decoration. Its my cock that I can't live without.

Looks like The Last Supper.

Meth makes everything look trailer park quality after a while

Or I could just stay the fuck away from the trailer park when I want some pussy

Put a bag ove their heads, you'll be okay!

If only her dad knew that guys would do nastier things to his daughter than some little lezzie. That being said, I've already sent a friend request to Gigi Chao

I'm guessing the key is to fuck these slags in the first days of their addiction. That way you get insane pussy without having to look at her Meth face..Duly noted

Damn you Heisenberg!!!

You know someone put their pecker in her nose.

I wonder how much Barbie charges for a night of "companionship"

That fucker is speaking Cajun..Language of the toothless swamp hillbillies of Nawlins

I was hoping to see a reenactment of the rollerblading scene from Big Daddy..maybe next time

Aww, she's limping.. Time to put her down.

You made 3 dumbass comments on the same post within an hour..I think it's time to give it up

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Looks like this Russian fuck rode the short bus to get to the bungee jump point

I was just issued this card.

This guy is a beast at stroking his wood

To Hell & back..now flash your tits in celebration

I never said I wasn't American. I should've said I am of Puerto Rican descent but just to clarify, Puerto Ricans can't vote in Presidential elections even though their Head Of State is the US President. They're a Commonwealth. If you're born in the US, you vote for the US President

Best use of the work "porch monkey" yet.

to the racist it dont matter mex or PR...goodluck sir...you won!!!!!!

Your an American, what your saying is like me saying I am italian even tho I was born in Georgia but because my mom was born in Italy it makes me Italian. At least my mom was born in a land where she did not get to vote for an American president. Unlike PR that votes

Fuck me, and I've been trying all these years to get into that club. Sigh.

I'm not Mexican, I'm Puerto Rican. My people have been citizens since 1918. So no one can push me over any fuckin border. My back is dry. I was born in Connecticut & raised in Florida. My family came to America by plane not by boat nor by slipping passed minutemen on the border & actually I can do something about my president. I can bitch about him & vote against him. That sir, is exactly why I fucking love America! Oh & if it was your tongue on my balls, you'd be the only one that would be considered gay..& by a directional technicality, you'd be on the bottom.

my bad bro...didnt mean to rattle ur chains...but if ur a racist and hispanic and republican...good luck with that...stay away fron arizona...Jan Brewer will push you over the border...you dont have to like the President but you still have him as your President and you cant do shit about it...now if i hand you my tongue??? we both would be gay and ID be on TOP!!!!!!!!!!

damn you beat me to it...but a plus to you man

Damn neggers, its a fuckin Clerks 2 reference! Racists bastards

I was issued this card at birth along with my Social Security card..
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Swing and a miss..now she's wet & my wrist hurts

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You forgot the word "rob" in that sentence

If I was in a car crash wearing a Klan Hood it'd most likely be because my vision was impaired by the Hood itself. So would you get me out of the Hood or the crashed car? I'm a little confused about your comments here. You said I wasn't a racist, just a cunt lip homo. Yet you're not a Democrat so you're not angry about the fact that I'm a Republican just the fact that I am a cunt lip homo supposedly because I don't like the president but that's my right as an American. Still you call yourself an American? Also you claim color isn't your issue then why are you calling a Hispanic man a homo? Are you saying all Hispanics are homosexuals? Maybe I'm not the only racists here. I accept your opinion either way simply because as a true American, I respect that right whether or not it's true. Hold on.. I have twatjuice on my balls. Hand me that white sheet or your tongue. Whichever works.

nope im an American...i listen and vote the lesser of two evils...dont vote dont complain...color isnt my issue...helping others is...if your car crashed i wouldnt give a dam if you were wearing a klan hood...im getting you out..PERIOD

You must be a Democrat..

nope ur not..just a cunt-lip homo

"If you're gonna fart in the hood then Good Luck, Charlie."

Fuck that. I'm a racist.

That's horse shit!

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Since you're so interested..
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Open up a clinic in Africa plus perform illegal abortions = getting pussy. If only I had this knowledge back when I was single.

That dude is massive, he makes Camp89 look svelte. :P love you Camp.

I can only assume he cased the place beforehand. If not then the mere coincidence of him trying to unload 137 dollar origami pigs unto one fat fuck is absolutely amazing.

Multitasking is never overrated!

While she screaming,"Blasphemy!"

Hell yea.. I would love to go back to my old church and show this to an old cunt of a nun. She'd probably have a heart attack.

They should show these videos in Sunday School. Very fuckin informative.

As fucked up as it is, he's still a cute little fat fuck

Where else are they going to use their food stamps
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Just leave the kids alone
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I'm don't judge, man. To each his own. Whether you wanna fuck a cartoon depiction of Jessica Rabbit or a 15 year old girl is on you.

You retarded? I don't know how to explain "first" any better. The picture that has no picture before it. better?

The cartoon or the 15 year old?

Be honest..that was you, wasn't it?

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I dunno bout you but I'd fuck Blackie O. given the chance.

I'd rather not wake up. -_-

Can you imagine waking up to this? Kill it with fire.

are for vaginas.

"Fuck Science."
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Your Spotted Dick is really small..

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A lot of people may not support the war but I will forever support troops that fight for my freedom. Many salutes & thanks to this soldier

She's probably a lesbian.

I got tiger blood & I'm always WINNING!!

Who are you? Chalie Sheen?

I wish I had a million bucks and a sexy slut to wipe the cocaine residue of my mirrors.

yea
ass baskets
git em while they hotz

For those days when you can't make a pit stop
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If the Honda driver wanted to squeeze between cars he should've gotten one of those scooters with the gay ass baskets.

Maybe he realized he shat his pants.

That first kid was on one hell of a mission. Got hit by a car & still kept his pace.

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First place

"Damn it, Sarah. You forgot to zip your suitcase."

sry I will edit away the logo and the commercial ending in my next vid. Just did not think of it

Ahh, fuckin commercials!!

Now you can see why I couldn't let it slip away due to some hotlink restriction

^this is hilarious

I was impressed myself. Damn question mark

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damn.... first place was for a failed image icon,thats crazy!!!!!

First place..

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why does she need to get pregnant from a minority. of the 6 people i know that are on government assistance 3 are white and one is asian

Just watch it in reverse!

and thats bullshit! I hate how easy it is to become a govt ward, meanwhile there are hard working people paying taxes for these slumdogs to be lazy

You don't have to be a minority to enjoy the benefits of all that. All you need to be is a lazy mother fucker.......then again, lazy motherfuckers are the minority....