HumptyFuckinDumpty
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(08 Apr 2012)
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alhadrian replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on A close call

I prefer having the full set.

a close call f6
8 months ago
JustAHumanBean replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on School Scrap

It's the "4"s. when you put a number in your name instead of a letter, your intellect drops several points.

school scrap
01:11
8 months ago
freaksh0w replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Bieber Barfs.

that's just disgusting. lol

bieber barfs
00:11
8 months ago
ovadose replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on A close call

I'm actually pretty attached to the whole kit and kaboodle myself

a close call f6
8 months ago
apathy replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on A close call

They could just be ready for the necro orgy [image]

a close call f6
8 months ago
Auroravfim replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Faces of meth 2

Meth makes everything look trailer park quality after a while

faces of meth 2
8 months ago
Natticate replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Faces of meth 2

Put a bag ove their heads, you'll be okay!

faces of meth 2
8 months ago
Auroravfim replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Man card

I was just issued this card.

man card
8 months ago
JustAHumanBean replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Google street view

Best use of the work "porch monkey" yet.



google street view
8 months ago
twatjuice replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Bob is a racist

to the racist it dont matter mex or PR...goodluck sir...you won!!!!!!

bob is a racist
04:36
8 months ago
ADKILLER replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Bob is a racist

Your an American, what your saying is like me saying I am italian even tho I was born in Georgia but because my mom was born in Italy it makes me Italian. At least my mom was born in a land where she did not get to vote for an American president. Unlike PR that votes

bob is a racist
04:36
8 months ago
BlueDick replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Man card

Fuck me, and I've been trying all these years to get into that club. Sigh.

man card
8 months ago
twatjuice replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Bob is a racist

my bad bro...didnt mean to rattle ur chains...but if ur a racist and hispanic and republican...good luck with that...stay away fron arizona...Jan Brewer will push you over the border...you dont have to like the President but you still have him as your President and you cant do shit about it...now if i hand you my tongue??? we both would be gay and ID be on TOP!!!!!!!!!!

bob is a racist
04:36
8 months ago
duji replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Google street view

damn you beat me to it...but a plus to you man

google street view
8 months ago
HumptyFuckinDumpty replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Google street view

Damn neggers, its a fuckin Clerks 2 reference! Racists bastards

google street view
8 months ago
twatjuice replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Bob is a racist

nope im an American...i listen and vote the lesser of two evils...dont vote dont complain...color isnt my issue...helping others is...if your car crashed i wouldnt give a dam if you were wearing a klan hood...im getting you out..PERIOD

bob is a racist
04:36
8 months ago
twatjuice replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Bob is a racist

nope ur not..just a cunt-lip homo

bob is a racist
04:36
8 months ago
spinx666 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Worlds tallest dog

That's horse shit!

[image]

worlds tallest dog
00:59
8 months ago
popejohn666 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Man Pays $137 Dollar Ticket

That dude is massive, he makes Camp89 look svelte. :P love you Camp.

man pays 137 dollar ticket
05:44
8 months ago
UltimoDirtyBomb replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Bath salts

Multitasking is never overrated!

bath salts
00:23
8 months ago
MsMarz replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Sodom

Hell yea.. I would love to go back to my old church and show this to an old cunt of a nun. She'd probably have a heart attack.

sodom gamorrah
03:59
8 months ago
Floss replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Transformation.

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transformation f2
8 months ago
Floss replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Transformation.

You retarded? I don't know how to explain "first" any better. The picture that has no picture before it. better?

transformation f2
8 months ago
TMcNasty replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Girl Gets Her Ass Beat

I dunno bout you but I'd fuck Blackie O. given the chance.

girl gets her ass beat
02:03
8 months ago
Gene2461 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Girl Gets Her Ass Beat

Can you imagine waking up to this? Kill it with fire.

girl gets her ass beat
02:03
8 months ago
Auroravfim replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Lost Renoir painting worth $100,000 bought for $7

Who are you? Chalie Sheen?

lost renoir painting worth 100 000 bought for 7
9 months ago
Peacepipe14 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Flipping car

yea
ass baskets
git em while they hotz

flipping car
01:42
9 months ago
caspa676 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Look both ways before crossing the street

Maybe he realized he shat his pants.

look both ways before crossing the street
02:14
9 months ago
xchandlerx replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on 9th Grade Student

First place

9th grade student
03:06
9 months ago
Nehe replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Tiger fish

sry I will edit away the logo and the commercial ending in my next vid. Just did not think of it

tiger fish
00:58
9 months ago
brazilbilly replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on 9th Grade Student

^this is hilarious

9th grade student
03:06
9 months ago
HumptyFuckinDumpty replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on 9th Grade Student

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9th grade student
03:06
9 months ago
brazilbilly replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on 9th Grade Student

damn.... first place was for a failed image icon,thats crazy!!!!!

9th grade student
03:06
9 months ago
brixzereg replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Rent

why does she need to get pregnant from a minority. of the 6 people i know that are on government assistance 3 are white and one is asian

rent
06:26
9 months ago
Morbidmental replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Rent

Just watch it in reverse!

rent
06:26
9 months ago
BobbaFett replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Rent

and thats bullshit! I hate how easy it is to become a govt ward, meanwhile there are hard working people paying taxes for these slumdogs to be lazy

rent
06:26
9 months ago
cjoe replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Rent

You don't have to be a minority to enjoy the benefits of all that. All you need to be is a lazy mother fucker.......then again, lazy motherfuckers are the minority....

rent
06:26
9 months ago
jailyjones replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Army hazing

agreed.

army hazing
01:25
9 months ago
jailyjones replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Army hazing

i suppose then females should have their cherries busted by the dyke drill sgt upon graduation of boot camp? i've seen guys shanked in jail and get in more trouble that that c.o.

army hazing
01:25
9 months ago
anonymousmasturbater replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on For The Bailey Jay Lovers

my thoughts exactly

for the bailey jay lovers
9 months ago
primer101 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Stallion Meets Newborn Foal

pals Darwin, he proposed the theory of evolution or natural selection, sorry for the "g" at the end, I was sad for the baby horse

stallion meets newborn foal
02:22
9 months ago
electricalalchemy replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Syrian air strike

I think vultures and desert spiders or whatever other scavengers they have would do a better job than Allah. But I do get that that goes better with the original quote. Who wants to hear someone storm into battle screaming, "kill'em all, let the buzzards sort'em out."

syrian air strike
02:01
9 months ago
jajaallen replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Dog carries cat home.

yes but it hears it with an Mexican accent....

dog carries cat home
00:48
9 months ago
TheJoekenorer replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Anchorman Asks to Canoodle Weather Girl

What-what?

anchorman asks to canoodle weather girl
01:22
9 months ago
PissFlap replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Anchorman Asks to Canoodle Weather Girl

And take it in the ass. - Greek girls like that...

anchorman asks to canoodle weather girl
01:22
9 months ago
popejohn666 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Sucker punched 20 times

I vote midgets. I always vote midgets.

sucker punched 20 times
01:27
9 months ago
Whadafuk4 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Anchorman Asks to Canoodle Weather Girl

Does she pee when it rains or shit when it hails?

anchorman asks to canoodle weather girl
01:22
9 months ago
PublicEnemy01 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Anchorman Asks to Canoodle Weather Girl

You mean Greek.

anchorman asks to canoodle weather girl
01:22
9 months ago
CrawdaddySupreme replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Girl Eating 20 Sheets of Toilet Roll

This one?





girl eating 20 sheets of toilet roll
03:10
9 months ago
scorpionking replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Female Sex Toys

I must be OK then cause I have a hard time getting laid...off. Er, wait a sec

female sex toys
02:42
10 months ago
scorpionking replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Halal Vacations

In this case, after life jackets

halal vacations
10 months ago
RawrRosalina replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Egypt all-veiled TV

[image]

training to be in the next mortal kombat as the new noob saibot

egypt all veiled tv
01:52
10 months ago
superluber replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on That clit

U mean "he" fucks "his" "wife" (or blow up doll
) with that

that clit
10 months ago
friendlygarfield replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Steven Segals Apprentice

humpty - it similar results if you play around ontop of that wall - carefull now - don't fall off :-) LOL hehehehe

steven segals apprentice
02:48
10 months ago
BMONEY888 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on I Smell "Bitchs"

Bill Engvall approves. Should of got "DIPUTSMI" so when he thinks "Why did i get a face tattoo?" All he would need is to look in the mirror.

i smell bitchs 29
10 months ago
StackShotBilly replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Now SHE was asking for it...

That is actually a very scary image...

now she was asking for it
00:15
10 months ago
MyBloodyKitty replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on A Home Run Hitter

Oh my.

a home run hitter
01:19
10 months ago
friendlygarfield replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on A Home Run Hitter

:-)

a home run hitter
01:19
10 months ago
friendlygarfield replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on A Home Run Hitter

Humpty - dat not way to treat my little ones :-(

a home run hitter
01:19
10 months ago
smokepole replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Dog shit enforcer

maybe 2 girls 1 pup?

dog shit enforcer
01:15
10 months ago
RawrRosalina replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on I Know Your Nuts Hurt!

ah this comment made laugh a lot a plus for you :D

i know your nuts hurt 63
02:52
10 months ago
9000k replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on NO SOUP FOR YOU!

My stepmother is the same freaking way but only drives a highlander.

no soup for you
02:22
10 months ago
helliswaitin replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Some people actually need them. But most just abuse the system. I could go right now and buy as many food stamps as i wanted from 5 or 6 different people. I usually just tell them to fuck off

no soup for you
02:22
10 months ago
brazilbilly replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Melted Face

a beatnik-melted face kevin bacon

melted face
02:16
10 months ago
camp89 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Nighty-Night Rider

Very kind of you to think of my rest and relaxation. pt 2 u

nighty night rider
01:37
11 months ago
camp89 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Nighty-Night Rider

Nice pillow.

nighty night rider
01:37
11 months ago
gingernut replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Cover Up

You're my kind of cunt.

cover up
01:49
11 months ago
gingernut replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Cover Up

Careful,you'll be next for a bitch slap.........with my two inches.......

cover up
01:49
11 months ago
wolfalone replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Left turn

[image] ive got this!

left turn
01:11
11 months ago
ArtemNY replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Teacher creates art in lunch break

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teacher creates art in lunch break
11 months ago
doctorgasm replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Skinny

Plus for being twisted and funny.

skinny 48
11 months ago
StackShotBilly replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Skinny

"eat a bitch" plus one for that romantic ditty....

skinny 48
11 months ago
MrSpektyr replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Brake Fail at the Tollbooth

For some reason that made me think of the black principal from 'American Dad'... "E-Pass, bitch!" lol

brake fail at the tollbooth
01:34
11 months ago
ukfan1986 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Happy Fourth of July!

Lucky for you she has a daughter
[image]

happy fourth of july
11 months ago
camp89 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Left turn

Is this the one you got for employee of the month?

left turn
01:11
11 months ago
mammarysex replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Guy Tries To Save Truck...Rolls it Instead

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guy tries to save truck rolls it instead
00:44
11 months ago
XantesFire replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Middle Age Meltdown

WPWJG: What provider would Jesus get?

middle age meltdown
03:43
11 months ago
brohamn replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Booty Pop

I concur. I would fuck everylast one of these lame video hoes then slits this kids parents throats for allowing this monstrosity of a video to be made lol

booty pop
02:39
11 months ago
TheDunwichWhore replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Middle Age Meltdown

Ohh motherfucka say overages one more time!!!!

middle age meltdown
03:43
11 months ago
Wagingwetard replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Fireworks

Well one thing that would be nice if they didn't exist would be not having to travel across state lines to buy fireworks..

fireworks cb 13
02:25
11 months ago
TheFlavMan replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Middle Age Meltdown

Specials ware so hot he thought they ware on fire!!!

middle age meltdown
03:43
11 months ago
JollyRogArrh replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Fireworks

Matches and gun powder..what could go wrong?

fireworks cb 13
02:25
11 months ago
doctorgasm replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Motorcycle Head On with Car = Fatality

Based on your summary of events, not a lot.

motorcycle head on with car fatality
00:40
11 months ago
SmartAlex replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on ALLAHU AKBAR!!! police vs. Muslims

I must say sir, you have a point!

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allahu akbar police vs muslims
11 months ago
BorisYeltsin replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on ALLAHU AKBAR!!! police vs. Muslims

So by your logic the Muslims are entitled to kill all the Americans and let God sort them out? Interesting viewpoint....

allahu akbar police vs muslims
11 months ago
weedsnapper replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Horse Mangled

Christ, Humpy..... That would make more of a mess than the wreak did !

horse mangled
01:09
11 months ago
tshezz replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Truck And Car Crash..Nobody Cares?

[image]You are freaking out, man.

truck and car crash nobody cares
01:05
11 months ago
scudgold replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Truck And Car Crash..Nobody Cares?

Or no signature?

truck and car crash nobody cares
01:05
11 months ago
Obscure replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on England's sporting conduct

[image]Here you go .have a nice fap ;)

england s sporting conduct
11 months ago
cammdc replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Track Runner

just lay right there baby, im gonna turn you into a golden girl..

track runner
00:59
11 months ago
scudgold replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Truck And Car Crash..Nobody Cares?

I want to plus you... But you keep putting o_O at the end of your comments. Just bugs me and I don't know why.

truck and car crash nobody cares
01:05
11 months ago
ShittlesRainbow replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Drift Car Hits Bystanders

They atill making those movies? Fucking terrible

drift car hits bystanders
01:01
11 months ago
cantundonexttime replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Logic sucks doesnt it !

Looks like he's miming a cannibalism

logic sucks doesnt it
11 months ago
helliswaitin replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Falling Granny

what!!!!! her undies is what made this suck ass...

falling granny
01:17
11 months ago
fkbisme replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on BBW abc's

Because "M" was taken.

bbw abc s
11 months ago
Godless replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Logic sucks doesnt it !

Wouldn't 47 trimesters be 141 months?

logic sucks doesnt it
11 months ago
EyeballPate replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Logic sucks doesnt it !

Your moms gonna kill you when she sees this.

logic sucks doesnt it
11 months ago
CharlesBronsin replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Kid gets kicked in Moscow

Scottish, Dino had a variety/ comedy show. So, he was a comedian.

kid gets kicked in moscow
00:41
11 months ago
Scottish replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on Kid gets kicked in Moscow

Nice, you can't go wrong with Dean Martin... He should have been a comedian.

kid gets kicked in moscow
00:41
11 months ago
collector1001 replied to HumptyFuckinDumpty's comment on 2 guys attacking random people...

Where's my phone mike?

2 guys attaking random people
02:16
11 months ago

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