I want to see some proof, that could be some kind of guiness world record.

I negged you for whining... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYHA!!!!

Tell whoever it is to burn it ;P

I thought that too, but if you look right at the bottom of the doorway entrance, there is quite a bit of grass there, so I'm assuming there is a mildly soft landing at least. Hopefully the worst anyone would get (assuming they didn't land on their head or neck or something) would be a broken bone or two.

Yea it's an awesome movie. It's hard to pick a favourite part from it since there are so many in it.

"Look up the definition of idiot in the dictionary and you know what you would find?"
"A picture of me.."
"No! The definition of the word idiot which you are!"

That movie is hilarious.

I am sorry, didn't realize this was a sort of follow the "rules" sort of group;)

It's Spyro the dragon

For real. I love leaf tail.geckos, with wings.....metal as fuck

Nope, I live in the bay area. 2 mill will get you a shitty house there.

They spend 15 minutes wiping the shit off my face, my hair, and clothes, spraying me down with hairspray to dissimulate the smell. Even for a few hours, with every movement I could still smell it.

<------ likes to read blogs about celebrities fucking up.

ok I masterbate to the Notebook. I feel so dirty.

Sometimes I watch the Lifetime Movie Channel. And I root for the killer.

Cheese. Fontina is my favorite. When I haven't had some cheese in a while I actually dream about eating cheese. Main reason why I love Italian food.

Well I do it without them knowing. Its kind of a secret.

when we have family events, sometimes they let me be in charge of the big door to make me feel special...so...I dunno...gotta be a real thing.

No, the cat fucker is real, actually just caught part of an episode.........

Sadly the food network ones are real! Do believe they were both on unwrapped. The smarties expert is actually a exective vp. And the cheese authority is a CEO for dairy company. There's also a pork rind expert, chocolate beer specialist, a frozem banana expert, manwhich authority, and a licorice expert. All creative titles from food network

Well shit, SOMEONE had to invent the rim job....

I was thinking the same thing

Rapey discoloration.... I like the sound of that ;)

Damn, you're good....

I'm blushing. I'll probably need a day to recover.

Well,if your adoption offer is still on the table,I'd like him as a dad please...

It'd never be boring,that's for sure lol...It would be very hard to meet him and not expect to see him as a Marty Huggins or Ethan Tremblay..

I've packed my pajamas and a putty knife!

I think there is a scene in this video....
http://heaven666.org/possibly-the-most-disturbing-…

If I had to marry a dude,Zach would be on my short list lol...

Are there quarters glued to the floor?

is your rape-cave near portugal?

Drs. With benefits

Fat finger hit the wrong button- sorry :-)