WOT! No Boik?
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Joined:5 years ago
(29 Jul 2008)
Last visit:5 hours ago
Country:Germany
Hometown:Kleve
I don`t need sex. Life fucks me every day!

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Magbud replied to Klavel's comment on Lego Stadium

you're not the only one hoping that.

lego stadium
19 hours ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Old Vibrations

Pic #4: A fucking-machine working on steam? This is really steampunk!

old vibrations
20 hours ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Dash Cam of Deputy Boyd Being Shot

Hope that punk ended like at the shootout scene from the Bonnie & Clyde movie.

dash cam of deputy boyd being shot
20 hours ago
poro74 commented on Klavel's Shitty problem along with yiff, Izzywizzy, doublebarreldarrel, frenchman3 and 5 other people

Farting at the beginning of the video makes it a whole lot more realistic....trust me.

shitty problem
02:16
21 hours ago
GlitterAndTrauma replied to Klavel's comment on Lego Stadium

Yeah buddy. I'm from Glasgow, Scotland. Big football fan. Hoping Borussia win the final too! :)

lego stadium
22 hours ago
Klavel replied to GlitterAndTrauma's comment on Lego Stadium

You`re right. It`s the home of the FC Bayern Muenchen.
I hope the lose the all-German final (Champion`s league) tomorow at the Wembley stadion in London. Last year they lost against FC Chelsea.

lego stadium
22 hours ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Great Photography from Smithsonian

All that photos are masterpieces. Awesome!

great photography from smithsonian
1 day ago
Klavel uploaded Shitty problem
shitty problem
02:16
2 days ago
Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Most Dangerous Object in the Office: Pocket Artillery Mini C

One size bigger:
http://www.heaven666.org/mini-cannon-60163.php

most dangerous object in the office pocket artillery
3 days ago
Klavel replied to Klavel's comment on People are awesome

For those who can`t remember:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

people are awesome b9
3 days ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's People are awesome

Is the marmot at 1:02 still looking for Allan?

people are awesome b9
3 days ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's How to forge an axe step by step

I enjoyed every second watching that vid.

how to forge an axe step by step
5 days ago
Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Mentally Unstable Woman or been victimized ?

Yes, she is mentally challenged cause she`s wearing a high visibility vest in a car.

mentally unstable woman or been victimized
01:45
7 days ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Unhappy Corgis in Panda Costumes

That`s why dogs hate halloween.

unhappy corgis in panda costumes
00:39
1 week ago
Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Shitty festival dixie prank

This vid shows how to do it right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCEvFOxZcxM

shitty festival dixie prank
00:38
1 week ago
Foodiboo replied to Klavel's comment on WWII Weekend

Cool toy! You'd be a hit at air shows with that thing.

wwii weekend
1 week ago
Klavel replied to Foodiboo's comment on WWII Weekend

The Merlin ia a nice v12 engine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSEeu0hzLo

wwii weekend
1 week ago
Spence189 replied to Klavel's comment on Restaurant serves lion meat, receives public uproar

I've been there. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

2 weeks ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Forever Young

I don`t trust in china-made planks, chain and ropes. I`m out.

forever young
2 weeks ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's More Dog Gifs

Pics # 6+7: Dogs-army and dogs-navy.

more dog gifs ff
2 weeks ago
Klavel commented on hiesenburg's Restaurant serves lion meat, receives public uproar

Eating a big pussy - why not?

2 weeks ago
brohamn replied to Klavel's comment on Semen Slurping Macaque

But he did eat his own cum. Typical Fkbisme after sex ritual. It was him lol

semen slurping macaque
3 weeks ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Semen Slurping Macaque

That wasn`t FKBisme. The monkey in the vid did not smoke after having sex.

semen slurping macaque
3 weeks ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's Rescuing a sheep the hard way

Reminds me of a Genesis song: The lamb lies down on broadway.

rescuing a sheep the hard way
01:22
3 weeks ago
dirtysmurf replied to Klavel's comment on The Useless Box

what you know my wife

the useless box
00:31
3 weeks ago
Klavel commented on vwslimjimvw's The Useless Box

I know a girl with a useless box too.

the useless box
00:31
3 weeks ago
Klavel replied to MajorBornLoser's comment on Where is your escape place?

Damn right. I`m just back from a nice ride.

4 weeks ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's Fixing a head wound

Doesn`t work for me cause I`m bold.

fixing a head wound
01:24
1 month ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's Swimming with a 17ft crocodile

An upload with a story:
http://www.heaven666.org/tamed-croc-12564.php

swimming with a 17ft crocodile
00:57
1 month ago
Klavel commented on default509's Whats your favorite motto/qoute?

I love my girlfriend - but my wife hates her.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on default509's Whats your favorite motto/qoute?

I don`t like jails, they have the wrong kind of bars in there. (Quote from Charles Bukowski)

2 months ago
CrawdaddySupreme replied to Klavel's comment on Heaven and Hell!

I see what you did there...

2 months ago
LuckyNo7 replied to Klavel's comment on Crazy Custom Motorcycles

I was asking the same thing....you'd think the rib cages would be the perfect place to put a tank.....paint it up like guts to add to the theme, or leave it black/gray for the empty look

crazy custom motorcycles
2 months ago
Klavel replied to adolfoliverbush's comment on Heaven and Hell!

Atheism? I don`t believe in that shit.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on WartEncrustedDong's Escapologist Octopus.

Freedom...the greatest good!

escapologist octopus
02:07
2 months ago
penisalota replied to Klavel's comment on Crazy Custom Motorcycles

#1 back fender maybe? Idk about the others.

crazy custom motorcycles
2 months ago
Klavel commented on xtc4aqt69's Crazy Custom Motorcycles

# 1,3,4 & 5: No fuel tank?

crazy custom motorcycles
2 months ago
Klavel commented on ChelseaGrin's Best Drummer..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atme7_eacNc

best drummer
2 months ago
Klavel commented on urmomsmilkman's Where do you live

Kleve (Cleves), North-Rhine-Westphalia, Germany.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on jonnyb's Rank your favorite sexual position and why!

Dustpan style: Let her sit with the ass on the corner of a table. Put a dustpan under the table leg, put your dick into one of her holes and step rhythmic with one foot on the handle.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on moonmonkey's Full Moon

Barfly-sun, boozers-light.

2 months ago
friendlygarfield replied to Klavel's comment on What would you do if you won the lottery

http://vsoh.com/a1:lotto.jpg/

2 months ago
Klavel replied to friendlygarfield's comment on What would you do if you won the lottery

I think Rands are okay. But the european "Euro" will become monopoly money in the near future.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on thesilenttampon's Is it getting worse? Part 1

Never had no colder and longer winter here in Germany in the last 100 years.
Last year we had 24 degrees (celsius) at the end of march and now -4 at night and +4 at day. And the damn cold north-east-wind from Scandinavia makes it even worse.

2 months ago
PAPAJOE replied to Klavel's comment on I HATE MONDAYS!

i am a merciful person , kill him .... slowly

i hate mondays
2 months ago
JustenCase replied to Klavel's comment on I HATE MONDAYS!

Yeah, he isn't showing any remorse now. But maybe, hopefully when he's in his 30's, 40's or 50's and still rotting away in jail then he'll realize what a big mistake he made and how he had a whole free life ahead of him which he just flushed down the toilet.
I hope he never gets out (There will probably be parole hearings for this turd.) and that he spends the majority of his life behind bars and spends time with Bubba.

i hate mondays
2 months ago
Klavel commented on maggot's I HATE MONDAYS!

Throw that asshole into the can for the rest of his life and let him wear a straitjacket day and night. Killing him would be too mercyful.

i hate mondays
2 months ago
Klavel replied to Smudge's comment on Man with 100-pound scrotum

That gives a new meaning to sack barrow.

man with 100 pound scrotum ff
2 months ago
Klavel commented on turdusmcflurdus's Facial hair

The reason why I have a moustache:
After eating pussy I let it dry, then comb it out and roll a cigarette with the crumbs.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on risen's Fails of the animal kingdom

#12 : that`s real interracial.

fails of the animal kingdom d1
2 months ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Sea Urchins - Planktonic Origins

Swimming in the oceans will never be the same for me. All that sperm!
(but not my own)

sea urchins planktonic origins
2 months ago
Klavel replied to deaddog's comment on Underwater sculpture park

You might be right. Is that OlympicFapper at 1:08?

underwater sculpture park
06:36
3 months ago
Klavel commented on risen's Lip animals

pic #11 looks like a gaping a.....hole to me.

lip animals
3 months ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Lightning

Pic #8: I would shit my pants seeing this in real.

Pic #5: Mordor?

lightning
3 months ago
Klavel commented on comaTOASTpsycho's Yellow Jacket Stun Gun / Cellphone Technology

I would buy one if it can shoot .22lr rounds.

yellow jacket stun gun cellphone technology
01:26
3 months ago
Klavel replied to Jimboslicer's comment on Strange creatures on our planet.

I bet he worked at Pizza Hut as a pizza wheel.

strange creatures on our planet
3 months ago
Klavel replied to Cigarmann's comment on A Russian Video That's Not Insane

It seems paradox. The global warming feels my nuts feeze off.
(winters getting warmer an summers hotter)

a russian video that s not insane
01:20
3 months ago
ArtemNY replied to Klavel's comment on Breaking News

Yeah I was wrong. It DID hit the ground. I've read it hit a wall of a zin%u0441 factory... Zinc is an EXTREMELY poisonous stuff...

breaking news 67
01:24
3 months ago
Klavel replied to ArtemNY's comment on Breaking News

You`re right. Latest news: It exploded at an altitude of 5000 meters and caused an enormous shock-wave. About 950 people were injured by pieces of broken glass.

breaking news 67
01:24
3 months ago
t0llb00thwillie replied to Klavel's comment on Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

Your a cardinal, wouldn't of thought that and I can beat you at dominos.

hatchet wielding hitchhiker 86
05:47
3 months ago
RawrRosalina replied to Klavel's comment on Real Life Princesses

i agree with you a 100%

real life princesses
3 months ago
Klavel commented on RyanMcFryin's Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

IŽd vote him for the next pope.

hatchet wielding hitchhiker 86
05:47
3 months ago
Klavel commented on Jules's Real Life Princesses

That`s my favorite Snow White
Dita

real life princesses
3 months ago
Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Kawasaki ZX-10r vs Audi RS6

Looks like the German Autobahn A 31. 241 km long, relatively little traffic and no speed limit. Rev it up!

kawasaki zx 10r vs audi rs6
02:00
3 months ago
TMcNasty replied to Klavel's comment on A Wild SUV Appears

I like that Klavel. Thanks.

a wild suv appears
00:21
4 months ago
Klavel commented on BrownChildrenDreams's A Wild SUV Appears

Here in Germany we call SUV`s housewife-panzers (=tanks)

a wild suv appears
00:21
4 months ago
Klavel replied to Ortman's comment on Police

Right! He`s a h666 member and he logged in every tuesday.

police b9
4 months ago
Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Iran sends monkey to space and not Grand Ayatollah Sayy

Does the writing on the rocket means ACME ?

iran sends monkey to space and not grand ayatollah sayy
4 months ago
Klavel replied to Klavel's comment on Iran sends monkey to space and not Grand Ayatollah Sayy

--They--

iran sends monkey to space and not grand ayatollah sayy
4 months ago
Klavel replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Iran sends monkey to space and not Grand Ayatollah Sayy

No. The wanted a creature with a higher IQ.

iran sends monkey to space and not grand ayatollah sayy
4 months ago
PR32439 replied to Klavel's comment on Greetz from Holland

What do you call the one in the center, center piece.

greetz from holland
4 months ago
fkbisme replied to Klavel's comment on Forces of Nature

We'll have them every time we burn pastures. They're pretty wicked to watch.

forces of nature
4 months ago
Risen replied to Klavel's comment on Forces of Nature

it's a fire tornado or fire devil first link in the related media shows a vid of one uploaded by Brazilbilly!!!

forces of nature
4 months ago
Klavel commented on Risen's Forces of Nature

What the fuck is gif #7? Gods giant flamethrower?

forces of nature
4 months ago
mcp replied to Klavel's comment on Skater Fight

Go back far enough and they all came from the same continent.

skater fight
02:06
4 months ago
Klavel replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Skater Fight

I don`t know. But at least their forefathers came from different continents.

skater fight
02:06
4 months ago
Klavel replied to shedwig's comment on WWII Pilots Reunite to Discuss Deadly Encounter

Snoopy was fighting in WWI.

wwii pilots reunite to discuss deadly encounter
06:49
4 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Eggstreme Egg

Unidentical twins.

eggstreme egg
01:58
4 months ago
Klavel replied to slomz's comment on Bench press

...or wearing headphones too.

bench press 71
03:38
4 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Lollipop

I bet it doesn`t last long `til it comes in different sizes and shapes.

lollipop e5
04:09
4 months ago
Klavel commented on NewMotherFucker's Pit Bull Shows Off

Envy! That fucking dog has bigger muscles than me.

pit bull shows off
01:00
4 months ago
Klavel replied to Charliejoe's comment on Post Apocalyptic World

Yes, Germany (for this time).

post apocalyptic world
5 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Ditching Evidence

Looks like one pound of butter to me.

ditching evidence
01:59
5 months ago
Klavel commented on CreamyDingus's Rock 'n' Roll lifestyle

Charactaristic for a short-dick-man.

rock n roll lifestyle
5 months ago
Klavel commented on Cigarmann's Dame Factory

That`s a perfect upload for h666. Thank you Cigarmann!

dame factory
07:51
5 months ago
FonzarelliHitler replied to Klavel's comment on Baby Camp

I'm betting "stray hair" is one of them

baby camp
5 months ago
Klavel replied to knapper's comment on Baby Camp

At my favourite chinese restaurant it`s # 38 "Eight secrets".
Now I have to find out the other seven.

baby camp
5 months ago
friendlygarfield replied to Klavel's comment on Something to be scared about

you scared of chan4chan...com too then :-) hehehehe LOL :-)

something to be scared about
02:36
5 months ago
Klavel replied to Devilstones's comment on Something to be scared about

No, I don`t wanna go to chan4chan.com...

something to be scared about
02:36
5 months ago
Klavel replied to AweYeah's comment on Eye trickery and optical illusions.

Alright Jean-Luc Picard!

eye trickery and optical illusions
5 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Ambidextrous

I can do that too but nobody can read it.

ambidextrous
01:46
5 months ago

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