WOT! No Boik?
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(29 Jul 2008)
Last visit:2 hours ago
Country:Germany
Hometown:Kleve
I don`t need sex. Life fucks me every day!

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Recent Activity
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Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Most Dangerous Object in the Office: Pocket Artillery Mini C

One size bigger:
http://www.heaven666.org/mini-cannon-60163.php

most dangerous object in the office pocket artillery
12 hours ago
Klavel replied to Klavel's comment on People are awesome

For those who can`t remember:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

people are awesome b9
12 hours ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's People are awesome

Is the marmot at 1:02 still looking for Allan?

people are awesome b9
12 hours ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's How to forge an axe step by step

I enjoyed every second watching that vid.

how to forge an axe step by step
3 days ago
Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Mentally Unstable Woman or been victimized ?

Yes, she is mentally challenged cause she`s wearing a high visibility vest in a car.

mentally unstable woman or been victimized
01:45
4 days ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Unhappy Corgis in Panda Costumes

That`s why dogs hate halloween.

unhappy corgis in panda costumes
00:39
7 days ago
Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Shitty festival dixie prank

This vid shows how to do it right:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCEvFOxZcxM

shitty festival dixie prank
00:38
1 week ago
Klavel replied to Foodiboo's comment on WWII Weekend

The Merlin ia a nice v12 engine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fSEeu0hzLo

wwii weekend
1 week ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Forever Young

I don`t trust in china-made planks, chain and ropes. I`m out.

forever young
1 week ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's More Dog Gifs

Pics # 6+7: Dogs-army and dogs-navy.

more dog gifs ff
1 week ago
Klavel commented on hiesenburg's Restaurant serves lion meat, receives public uproar

Eating a big pussy - why not?

2 weeks ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Semen Slurping Macaque

That wasn`t FKBisme. The monkey in the vid did not smoke after having sex.

semen slurping macaque
2 weeks ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's Rescuing a sheep the hard way

Reminds me of a Genesis song: The lamb lies down on broadway.

rescuing a sheep the hard way
01:22
3 weeks ago
Klavel commented on vwslimjimvw's The Useless Box

I know a girl with a useless box too.

the useless box
00:31
3 weeks ago
Klavel replied to MajorBornLoser's comment on Where is your escape place?

Damn right. I`m just back from a nice ride.

4 weeks ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's Fixing a head wound

Doesn`t work for me cause I`m bold.

fixing a head wound
01:24
4 weeks ago
Klavel commented on deaddog's Swimming with a 17ft crocodile

An upload with a story:
http://www.heaven666.org/tamed-croc-12564.php

swimming with a 17ft crocodile
00:57
4 weeks ago
Klavel commented on default509's Whats your favorite motto/qoute?

I love my girlfriend - but my wife hates her.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on default509's Whats your favorite motto/qoute?

I don`t like jails, they have the wrong kind of bars in there. (Quote from Charles Bukowski)

2 months ago
Klavel replied to adolfoliverbush's comment on Heaven and Hell!

Atheism? I don`t believe in that shit.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on WartEncrustedDong's Escapologist Octopus.

Freedom...the greatest good!

escapologist octopus
02:07
2 months ago
Klavel commented on xtc4aqt69's Crazy Custom Motorcycles

# 1,3,4 & 5: No fuel tank?

crazy custom motorcycles
2 months ago
Klavel commented on ChelseaGrin's Best Drummer..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atme7_eacNc

best drummer
2 months ago
Klavel commented on urmomsmilkman's Where do you live

Kleve (Cleves), North-Rhine-Westphalia, Germany.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on jonnyb's Rank your favorite sexual position and why!

Dustpan style: Let her sit with the ass on the corner of a table. Put a dustpan under the table leg, put your dick into one of her holes and step rhythmic with one foot on the handle.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on moonmonkey's Full Moon

Barfly-sun, boozers-light.

2 months ago
Klavel replied to friendlygarfield's comment on What would you do if you won the lottery

I think Rands are okay. But the european "Euro" will become monopoly money in the near future.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on thesilenttampon's Is it getting worse? Part 1

Never had no colder and longer winter here in Germany in the last 100 years.
Last year we had 24 degrees (celsius) at the end of march and now -4 at night and +4 at day. And the damn cold north-east-wind from Scandinavia makes it even worse.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on maggot's I HATE MONDAYS!

Throw that asshole into the can for the rest of his life and let him wear a straitjacket day and night. Killing him would be too mercyful.

i hate mondays
2 months ago
Klavel replied to Smudge's comment on Man with 100-pound scrotum

That gives a new meaning to sack barrow.

man with 100 pound scrotum ff
2 months ago
Klavel commented on turdusmcflurdus's Facial hair

The reason why I have a moustache:
After eating pussy I let it dry, then comb it out and roll a cigarette with the crumbs.

2 months ago
Klavel commented on risen's Fails of the animal kingdom

#12 : that`s real interracial.

fails of the animal kingdom d1
2 months ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Sea Urchins - Planktonic Origins

Swimming in the oceans will never be the same for me. All that sperm!
(but not my own)

sea urchins planktonic origins
2 months ago
Klavel replied to deaddog's comment on Underwater sculpture park

You might be right. Is that OlympicFapper at 1:08?

underwater sculpture park
06:36
3 months ago
Klavel commented on risen's Lip animals

pic #11 looks like a gaping a.....hole to me.

lip animals
3 months ago
Klavel commented on cigarmann's Lightning

Pic #8: I would shit my pants seeing this in real.

Pic #5: Mordor?

lightning
3 months ago
Klavel commented on comaTOASTpsycho's Yellow Jacket Stun Gun / Cellphone Technology

I would buy one if it can shoot .22lr rounds.

yellow jacket stun gun cellphone technology
01:26
3 months ago
Klavel replied to Jimboslicer's comment on Strange creatures on our planet.

I bet he worked at Pizza Hut as a pizza wheel.

strange creatures on our planet
3 months ago
Klavel replied to Cigarmann's comment on A Russian Video That's Not Insane

It seems paradox. The global warming feels my nuts feeze off.
(winters getting warmer an summers hotter)

a russian video that s not insane
01:20
3 months ago
Klavel replied to ArtemNY's comment on Breaking News

You`re right. Latest news: It exploded at an altitude of 5000 meters and caused an enormous shock-wave. About 950 people were injured by pieces of broken glass.

breaking news 67
01:24
3 months ago
Klavel commented on RyanMcFryin's Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

IŽd vote him for the next pope.

hatchet wielding hitchhiker 86
05:47
3 months ago
Klavel commented on Jules's Real Life Princesses

That`s my favorite Snow White
Dita

real life princesses
3 months ago
Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Kawasaki ZX-10r vs Audi RS6

Looks like the German Autobahn A 31. 241 km long, relatively little traffic and no speed limit. Rev it up!

kawasaki zx 10r vs audi rs6
02:00
3 months ago
Klavel commented on BrownChildrenDreams's A Wild SUV Appears

Here in Germany we call SUV`s housewife-panzers (=tanks)

a wild suv appears
00:21
4 months ago
Klavel replied to Ortman's comment on Police

Right! He`s a h666 member and he logged in every tuesday.

police b9
4 months ago
Klavel commented on friendlygarfield's Iran sends monkey to space and not Grand Ayatollah Sayy

Does the writing on the rocket means ACME ?

iran sends monkey to space and not grand ayatollah sayy
4 months ago
Klavel replied to Klavel's comment on Iran sends monkey to space and not Grand Ayatollah Sayy

--They--

iran sends monkey to space and not grand ayatollah sayy
4 months ago
Klavel replied to Wagingwetard's comment on Iran sends monkey to space and not Grand Ayatollah Sayy

No. The wanted a creature with a higher IQ.

iran sends monkey to space and not grand ayatollah sayy
4 months ago
Klavel commented on Risen's Forces of Nature

What the fuck is gif #7? Gods giant flamethrower?

forces of nature
4 months ago
Klavel replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Skater Fight

I don`t know. But at least their forefathers came from different continents.

skater fight
02:06
4 months ago
Klavel replied to shedwig's comment on WWII Pilots Reunite to Discuss Deadly Encounter

Snoopy was fighting in WWI.

wwii pilots reunite to discuss deadly encounter
06:49
4 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Eggstreme Egg

Unidentical twins.

eggstreme egg
01:58
4 months ago
Klavel replied to slomz's comment on Bench press

...or wearing headphones too.

bench press 71
03:38
4 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Lollipop

I bet it doesn`t last long `til it comes in different sizes and shapes.

lollipop e5
04:09
4 months ago
Klavel commented on NewMotherFucker's Pit Bull Shows Off

Envy! That fucking dog has bigger muscles than me.

pit bull shows off
01:00
4 months ago
Klavel replied to Charliejoe's comment on Post Apocalyptic World

Yes, Germany (for this time).

post apocalyptic world
4 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Ditching Evidence

Looks like one pound of butter to me.

ditching evidence
01:59
5 months ago
Klavel commented on CreamyDingus's Rock 'n' Roll lifestyle

Charactaristic for a short-dick-man.

rock n roll lifestyle
5 months ago
Klavel commented on Cigarmann's Dame Factory

That`s a perfect upload for h666. Thank you Cigarmann!

dame factory
07:51
5 months ago
Klavel replied to knapper's comment on Baby Camp

At my favourite chinese restaurant it`s # 38 "Eight secrets".
Now I have to find out the other seven.

baby camp
5 months ago
Klavel replied to Devilstones's comment on Something to be scared about

No, I don`t wanna go to chan4chan.com...

something to be scared about
02:36
5 months ago
Klavel replied to AweYeah's comment on Eye trickery and optical illusions.

Alright Jean-Luc Picard!

eye trickery and optical illusions
5 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Ambidextrous

I can do that too but nobody can read it.

ambidextrous
01:46
5 months ago
Klavel replied to Kermit's comment on People Doing Incredible Things

You daredevil!

people doing incredible things
02:55
5 months ago
Klavel commented on SmartAlex's Backflip kid!

Sick hyperactive kid.

backflip kid
01:05
6 months ago
Klavel commented on SmartAlex's Sequel to the dead girl in the lift prank

Sadly no one carried a gun.

sequel to the dead girl in the lift prank
08:16
6 months ago
Klavel replied to jeptha's comment on Technological Fabric

Cosmo would have been better.

technological fabric
02:32
6 months ago
Klavel replied to t0llb00thwillie's comment on Dolphin Bites Girl @ Sea World


[video]

dolphin bites girl sea world
01:10
6 months ago
Klavel commented on CaptainFlyscratch's Omni-Directional Motorcycle

I`m in if a big v-twin fits.

omni directional motorcycle
05:16
6 months ago
Klavel commented on WartEncrustedDong's Transforming robot.

Approved by Johnny 5.

transforming robot
03:20
6 months ago
Klavel replied to PattyGoneBatty's comment on Meat Art

Maybe cuter but smells like fish.

meat art
6 months ago
Klavel replied to TickleMyPickle's comment on Perception 2.0

It took me 30 seconds to figure out #11 ;)

perception 2 0
6 months ago
Klavel replied to camp89's comment on Humpback Whale.

I did but the kayak sank like a stone.

humpback whale
01:05
6 months ago
Klavel replied to camp89's comment on Humpback Whale.

Nevermind. In that kayak is space enough for another turd.

humpback whale
01:05
6 months ago
Klavel replied to Beavisbuttmuncher's comment on Korean cook !

Nerver mind. I didn`t read your excuse either.

korean cook
02:02
6 months ago
Klavel replied to Beavisbuttmuncher's comment on Korean cook !

Already said a few comments above.
(Those which can read are on the inside track.)

korean cook
02:02
6 months ago
Klavel commented on Tuch's Korean cook !

Cooking Gangnam style.

korean cook
02:02
6 months ago
Klavel commented on Cigarmann's Worlds Most Dangerous Ride

You want a street without speed limit like the German Autobahn?
Here it is...

worlds most dangerous ride
02:54
6 months ago
Klavel commented on catalin's My nuts

He needs a nut bra.


my nuts
6 months ago
Klavel replied to Smexxar's comment on Underwater Battle

You, Sir, are a smart ass.

underwater battle e8
02:41
6 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Underwater Battle

That not an eel but a fucking ugly moray.

underwater battle e8
02:41
6 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Da Hebrew Don

What a shmock...

da hebrew don
03:43
6 months ago
Klavel commented on BLOKE's Dead Tiger Man

One question: will his body be burried or stuffed by a taxidermist?

dead tiger man
6 months ago
Klavel commented on Cigarmann's How to Ruin a Wedding

E l a i n e !

how to ruin a wedding
01:17
7 months ago
Klavel commented on CrawdaddySupreme's Cupid Kidz - Ganja Poo Poo

Don`t eat da poo poo!

cupid kidz ganja poo poo
03:35
7 months ago
Klavel replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Amazon River Surfing

The complete tide is 4 meters, not the wave.

amazon river surfing
03:48
7 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's Snake Snacking

Maybe a french snake.

snake snacking
02:00
7 months ago
Klavel commented on zoidberg's Pricked prick

His underpants look like those ones you get in a hospital before a surgery.
Perhaps he`s one the way to get his dick chopped off.

pricked prick
7 months ago
Klavel commented on WartEncrustedDong's Failed pool jump.

I didn`t know the word coccyx. So I looked at wikipedia and found this definition:

The final segment of the vertebral column in tailless primates.

Tailless primate - never heard a better description for a buffoon.

failed pool jump
01:51
7 months ago
Klavel replied to handymantom's comment on NYC Police beat down


nyc police beat down
01:52
7 months ago
Klavel replied to HulkBrogan's comment on Male anti-masturbation devices

Thanks man, I`m healed. After watching some scenes on youtube I started fapping to pics of Andie McDowell.

male anti masturbation devices
7 months ago
Klavel replied to HulkBrogan's comment on Male anti-masturbation devices

Well, another nice pic but the hat is ugly.
So I wouldn`t play Randy Newmans song "You can leave your hat on" while fapping.

male anti masturbation devices
7 months ago
Klavel commented on domesticated's POV rally race

Well done.
In my opinion rally drivers have more skills than racers in high speed circuits.

pov rally race
02:35
7 months ago
Klavel replied to sexmeup's comment on Male anti-masturbation devices

Perhaps. Same bad english like mine.

male anti masturbation devices
7 months ago
Klavel replied to HulkBrogan's comment on Male anti-masturbation devices

Rosie is 3 years younger than I am. If I wasn`t so lazy in this moment I woundn`t hasitate to fap to this pic.

male anti masturbation devices
7 months ago
Klavel commented on catalin's Male anti-masturbation devices

Doctor to patient: "You must stop masturbate!"
Patient: "Why?"
Doctor: " I have to examine you."

male anti masturbation devices
7 months ago
Klavel commented on brazilbilly's African Bike Tricks

I`m pretty shure I`ve seen this vid here before. But nevermind, I like it to see it again. It fits to the new style of h666. (p.s.: I don`t miss the porn/nude/ tranny uploads cause I fapped at looking to other sites)
BTW: No no no: I never fapped on tuesdays here ! ( Not even to a Baily Jay pic/vid)

african bike tricks
03:33
8 months ago
Klavel commented on fkbisme's Medieval WTF

Reminds me at a Monty Pyton movie
(sorry for my bad english, hope you get it)


medieval wtf
8 months ago
Klavel commented on Cigarmann's Worst Death Scene of All Time

Funniest death scene of all time :



worst death scene of all time
01:07
8 months ago
Klavel replied to HellBoy211's comment on WTF......

Looks more like Camilla Mountbatten-Windsor for me.
(aka Camilla Parker Bowles)

wtf f5
00:21
8 months ago

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