he pop & flock...sweet

it would be even funnier, if instead of the bullfighter, it was bugs bunny...

lol flap!

knee pads??? I looking at her ass...

#1, 2, 3 here's a myth... who didn't flap after watching them...

that's how I treat my collie duke (age 14), I pulled him around in a red wagon when he couldn't walk anymore, fed him his favorite steaks, he lives like a king...

Rock Of Ages...

good snake

Kermit "The Terminator" Frog vs. Mickey "Big Wuss" Mouse...

#4, 5, & 7 are do-able...

he better learn to whack-off with his left hand...

I just knew Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had an H666 account

10 things i want for christmas...

RUN FOREST RUN!!!

the women ain't bad either...

hey buddy... remember when you neutered... it's was her idea.... good boy!!!

now that's cute...

omg... how did he get my family to pose for these pics...

#5 dog: WHEEEEEE!!!!!

hmm, I wonder which slayer song will be playing when wbc gets their asses kicked... and will it become a music video...

#5 MOM!!! why is uncle ted dress like honey boo boo....

dude what did you do that's so fucked-up that the only job you can get is this....

yep... over-paid by 999,995.50...

At 00:55 cat says "oh man" how cute...

9-11, oklahoma bombing, boston bomb, mariah carey's movie career, the creation of fox news....

he had to mess with that otters sister didn't he...

good boys... good boys...

or the daughter's cameltoe...

now they need is a mouse and they will have a real-life "Tom & Jerry" cartoon

#12 omg... they kill snoop dogg... you bastard...

lmfao... my 2 brothers and cousin just passed out after watching this video... and my sis just told her husband not to touch her ever again....

ever wonder what animals are doing when no one's there....

#2 dude... i told you i was gonna tap that ass before you...

mom.... dad got into the hooch again...

#3 fart bomb in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....

play "free bird"...

no-ship...

The above statments deserve to be killed too...

Fuck - Kortney & Khloe Kardashian
Mary - Kortney or Khloe Kardashian (both cute)
Kill - Kim Kardshian (over and over and over)

Orangutan: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!!

#1 hey... got you a gf...

or both...

#6 & 7 is my home after a kickass party...

When I was 12 I found out my mom cheated on my father & later abandoned us... I wished that she goes through the worst hell ever... A week after making the wish she was told she has stage 2 cancer... When I found out it worked... :) Karma Works...

my thoughts and prayers for the victims of this incident....and god have mercy for the fuckers who did this...

Ronny James Dio & Dimebag,,,

anything by SLAYER!!!

he's thinkn' "i would to invade her red square"...

Dear Santa... I know it's early, but guess what I want for x-mas...

grab a red marker and write CNN on his shirt...

"Attention Whore"

when i had surgery, my dad brought my dogs to my room... and when they were about to leave my lab wouldn't leave my side... she started to cry as he pull her from the room...

Only if I was younger. I paid dearly for someone else to do it for me every day a long time ago. It cost me a wedding band and a lot of freedom. HA

(on the way up) dude, if you don't make it.... can i have your Xbox 360???

worried???

#1 teen hulk smash!!!

i hand her some mouth-wash...then kiss her...

insert "Three Stooges" theme music...

day of first porn scene was filmed..

the day john f. kennedy & martin l. king were killed... so i can stop them from happening...

wile e. coyote sold him the gun...

my cousin was charge as a sex offender... my cousin had sex with his gf when he was 16 and she was 15... and he's (not joking) 20 mins older than his gf (now wife)... these pedophile laws have got to change so that people like my cousin don't end up on these list with the rest of these monsters...

wile e. coyote... if he was human..

did anyone else notice her head leaving before everybody else...

a parrot for my grandma.... she though it was a colorfull chicken and she ate it...

a real life "Das Boot"...

he's everybodies grandpa or uncle...

Life Lesson: Never promise to go on a date with your sister in-law's crazy ass friend... I did, and now she's follows me EVERYWHERE!!!! and I mean everywhere.... Makes "Fatal Attraction" look like a disney movie...

I have met a few hundred people in jail that needed this last resort while growing up.

Always look on the bright side of life...

more like mind-fucked...

wow, that's it... time to put down the weed... for awhile...

besides... if you think that cord was bad... appearently you never been hit with a big old switch... cords leave welts, switches cut... deep...

well, that's what it was like in the south during the 80's and most of the 90's. if you act up in school, talk back at your teacher, or parents, or everyone of authority, steal, anything... you're getting a ass-whipping... to you it might be excessive, but if you tried everything (and i mean everything) and nothing work... well it's time for the belt...

if they're little that's one thing, but if they're older (10 and up) and you tried everything, and they still act like he or she don't have to follow your rules... it's time to try something alittle more effective... and only if it's a last resort...

Here here knightmare, I blame parents who allow their kids to steamroll them for most of society's ills.

I am. I have a 4 year old girl and would never do something like this to her. There's a difference between spanking and whipping a child with an extension cord. If you watched this and thought it was OK, I'd hate to be your kid.

she's cute... wonder if she's a sweet as the ice cream...

excessive force? nope... it's call an attitude adjustment... and it kept my ass out off of drugs and out of prison..

i'm guessing you're not a parent...

hey, grandpa... how about i take you and friends on a trip through the woods... you'll love it..

do what i did... people who didn't apologized to me... i just start exposing all their dirty little (and major) secrets, like affairs, crimes, everything to the cops, spouses, family, everybody... then i just sit back and watch the show...

what no one knows... is that death was chasing them....

Proof or it didnt happen.

So provided you didn't interact with them... can we see the tape?

at the time Cousin 24... Gf (now wife) 23...

look like names you would see in a Mega-Man game...

Columbus, GA.. born in Ft. Benning, GA..

movie - every movie by george romero
book - every book by steven king
game - dead space 1 2 & 3...

Video or it didn't happen. As long as both were over 18...

Your cousin and HER girlfriend!? Was your cousin by any chance over 18 at the time of filming?

When i I was 10, I walked in on my cousin and her gf getting it on... They stopped, looked at me and 10 yr old boner, and asked if I would grabbed their video camera and record them... After 5 mins of shock, I said sure... 10 mins later my aunt came in, saw them in action, and scream bloody murder before passing out... BEST FAMILY REUNION EVER!!!! And yes, I kept the tape...

and family...

I would first pay all my debts, sell my house, disappear, change my name, and maybe have some people killed...

GRANDMA!!!!! Uncle Festus is on tv again... and he's wearing your panty-hose...

Hook it up with the crime scene pics

I'm work with my uncle, he cleans up crime scenes... awesome...

Second worst: I'm rash-free....

Worst: I got cable...

I lost my pillow... can I rest my head on your chest....