the women ain't bad either...

hey buddy... remember when you neutered... it's was her idea.... good boy!!!

now that's cute...

omg... how did he get my family to pose for these pics...

#5 dog: WHEEEEEE!!!!!

hmm, I wonder which slayer song will be playing when wbc gets their asses kicked... and will it become a music video...

#5 MOM!!! why is uncle ted dress like honey boo boo....

dude what did you do that's so fucked-up that the only job you can get is this....

yep... over-paid by 999,995.50...

At 00:55 cat says "oh man" how cute...

9-11, oklahoma bombing, boston bomb, mariah carey's movie career, the creation of fox news....

he had to mess with that otters sister didn't he...

good boys... good boys...

or the daughter's cameltoe...

now they need is a mouse and they will have a real-life "Tom & Jerry" cartoon

#12 omg... they kill snoop dogg... you bastard...

lmfao... my 2 brothers and cousin just passed out after watching this video... and my sis just told her husband not to touch her ever again....

ever wonder what animals are doing when no one's there....

#2 dude... i told you i was gonna tap that ass before you...

mom.... dad got into the hooch again...

#3 fart bomb in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....

play "free bird"...

no-ship...

Fuck - Kortney & Khloe Kardashian
Mary - Kortney or Khloe Kardashian (both cute)
Kill - Kim Kardshian (over and over and over)

Orangutan: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!!!!

#1 hey... got you a gf...

or both...

#6 & 7 is my home after a kickass party...

When I was 12 I found out my mom cheated on my father & later abandoned us... I wished that she goes through the worst hell ever... A week after making the wish she was told she has stage 2 cancer... When I found out it worked... :) Karma Works...

my thoughts and prayers for the victims of this incident....and god have mercy for the fuckers who did this...

Ronny James Dio & Dimebag,,,

anything by SLAYER!!!

he's thinkn' "i would to invade her red square"...

Dear Santa... I know it's early, but guess what I want for x-mas...

grab a red marker and write CNN on his shirt...

"Attention Whore"

when i had surgery, my dad brought my dogs to my room... and when they were about to leave my lab wouldn't leave my side... she started to cry as he pull her from the room...

(on the way up) dude, if you don't make it.... can i have your Xbox 360???

worried???

#1 teen hulk smash!!!

i hand her some mouth-wash...then kiss her...

insert "Three Stooges" theme music...

day of first porn scene was filmed..

the day john f. kennedy & martin l. king were killed... so i can stop them from happening...

wile e. coyote sold him the gun...

my cousin was charge as a sex offender... my cousin had sex with his gf when he was 16 and she was 15... and he's (not joking) 20 mins older than his gf (now wife)... these pedophile laws have got to change so that people like my cousin don't end up on these list with the rest of these monsters...

wile e. coyote... if he was human..

did anyone else notice her head leaving before everybody else...

a parrot for my grandma.... she though it was a colorfull chicken and she ate it...

a real life "Das Boot"...

he's everybodies grandpa or uncle...

Life Lesson: Never promise to go on a date with your sister in-law's crazy ass friend... I did, and now she's follows me EVERYWHERE!!!! and I mean everywhere.... Makes "Fatal Attraction" look like a disney movie...

Always look on the bright side of life...

more like mind-fucked...

wow, that's it... time to put down the weed... for awhile...

besides... if you think that cord was bad... appearently you never been hit with a big old switch... cords leave welts, switches cut... deep...

well, that's what it was like in the south during the 80's and most of the 90's. if you act up in school, talk back at your teacher, or parents, or everyone of authority, steal, anything... you're getting a ass-whipping... to you it might be excessive, but if you tried everything (and i mean everything) and nothing work... well it's time for the belt...

if they're little that's one thing, but if they're older (10 and up) and you tried everything, and they still act like he or she don't have to follow your rules... it's time to try something alittle more effective... and only if it's a last resort...

she's cute... wonder if she's a sweet as the ice cream...

excessive force? nope... it's call an attitude adjustment... and it kept my ass out off of drugs and out of prison..

i'm guessing you're not a parent...

hey, grandpa... how about i take you and friends on a trip through the woods... you'll love it..

do what i did... people who didn't apologized to me... i just start exposing all their dirty little (and major) secrets, like affairs, crimes, everything to the cops, spouses, family, everybody... then i just sit back and watch the show...

what no one knows... is that death was chasing them....

at the time Cousin 24... Gf (now wife) 23...

look like names you would see in a Mega-Man game...

Columbus, GA.. born in Ft. Benning, GA..

movie - every movie by george romero
book - every book by steven king
game - dead space 1 2 & 3...

When i I was 10, I walked in on my cousin and her gf getting it on... They stopped, looked at me and 10 yr old boner, and asked if I would grabbed their video camera and record them... After 5 mins of shock, I said sure... 10 mins later my aunt came in, saw them in action, and scream bloody murder before passing out... BEST FAMILY REUNION EVER!!!! And yes, I kept the tape...

and family...

I would first pay all my debts, sell my house, disappear, change my name, and maybe have some people killed...

GRANDMA!!!!! Uncle Festus is on tv again... and he's wearing your panty-hose...

I'm work with my uncle, he cleans up crime scenes... awesome...

Second worst: I'm rash-free....

Worst: I got cable...

I lost my pillow... can I rest my head on your chest....

I like women like I like peanut butter... Soft, sweet, and ready to spread...

The word of the day is "Legs"... Lets go to my place & spread the word...

hello sexy...

brush your teeth & get high...sweet...

car or house would have been better

#12 to cop who did this.... AWESOME....

and the guitar is now 99% off...

#12 DUDE, LET GO!!!! HE'S GONNA SHIT!!!!

depending if she's hot... take her pic and upload it on Heaven666

i knew someday someone's gonna shoot sarah jessica parker...

if you listen real closely you can hear the horse shit it self....

what no devil horns....

More like a Knightmare...with a dash of "Jerry Spinger" and "COPS"...

let's just say... the stuff i exposed would make that book "50 shades of gray" look like a children's bed time story...

#9 hey how's it hangin'....

I did that at my family reunion, when I exposed everybody's deep dark dirty nasty-as-hell secret... And sat back as everybody cried, fought, and got arrested...

no naked women...

so that's how she got the job...

#12 mom.... can i pet the kitty...

and his whole family....

mom.... uncle cletus go into hooch again...

my family

#12 i know what you're thinkin'... yeah, i tapped em'...

#6 wow, how did you get sarah jessica paker to be at your wedding...