that bike was chained to the tree by a young soldier before he left for war, they left it there in hope he would return for it....but he never did *lix*

No, the originals got so rich they hire a balls washing boy, to follow them around.
They don't go to work.

awww, now we got no one to make us lafff

How Ironic, we also refer to western Melbourne dipshits as Westies too.

they just wanted somes laughes before ending its suffering, at the end you can hear them discussing killing it.