I personally like this shit... makes me feel owned and submissive to the women and that turns me on.... I wonder if these ladies are still single?

get her!

I would pay to see that!
Id looove to see them all beaten up

Writing that all cops are bad is the same idiot logic that racists use.

i think she should get a job, divorce him and then grant the dad joint custody so he can see how it feels to take care of the kid by himself with no help.

That's what happens when irresponsible parents take their children to protest and use their children as pawns in their protests. Parents need to be strung up..

Does Israel have Migs? Or does the Syrian government have them?

Is Isreal Palestines govt?

Yeah true, but there would be a level of poetic justice in the bomb being dropped on the Westboro Baptist Church turning them all gay.

Jones - seems like that "gay bomb" was dropped in many spots around the world already :-)

Or any bomb for that matter

Well fuck thumbs. Who needs them anyways when you can fuck the couch?

They should drop the gay bomb on the Westboro Baptist Church

And the band literally doesn't miss a beat.

It does if you think your own government is about to drop bombs on you.

Someone has been reading Sun Tzu.

So that's why its called a ghetto blaster.

[image]These would have to be standard issue.

Shouldn’t she be giving him the clean and jerk?

And the “are you aww wright??? from the chick made it even funnier. What a stupid fucking question.

The dumbest I ever used was “Wanna root?” and, mind blowinglly, it actually worked.

A religious leader abusing his power and parishioners! Geeeee what a surprise.

I heard about the unsavoury uploads, cant say I am sorry to have missed them by the sounds of it, so I can understand how cat would want to vet everything that comes through before it goes up. But Philly gone? And what’s this stuff about Ronjen throwing himself into a boat propeller? And he didn’t film it for us?

The guy on the bike has one suicidally unbalanced brain to ball ratio.

nope, just going to fuck it so hard it bruises blue

Some fuckin douchebag uploaded something very very bad and now uploading is very restricted.

Blue waffle?

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It might not make it blue, but who knows....

Even smurfette is pink on the inside... Trust me, I know ;)

When he's done it'll look like he/she/it fucker a smurf

What are you? A fucking Smurf?

I can do it, but wont need a laser

[image]Lets see him turn this one blue.

i always dreamed of having a notebook ending <3

Actually i lied, it was cigarettes that kill grandad.........he was run over by a Marlboro lorry!

Kinda like a guy's granddad I once heard about who was killed in a concentration camp during the second world war. He got drunk one night and fell from a guard tower.

My Grandad went peacefully in his sleep......unlike the screaming passengers on his bus!

As sad as it is that they will die, I hope they die happy, together, in each other's arms.

Philly has gone??? What will we do without his gas mask? Shit I miss all the action.

Ever since Philly left, it hasn't been profitable.

Nah. We yell "taste the rainbow" while shooti........ never mind.

Illinois Nazis, no less

Is that what they yell at the Rainbow Dojo?

[image]OCH. He stole ma tractor.

[image]Nazis. I hate these guys.

Where did it go? (I have been away)

Looks like he is going to have to "pump" his "gun" left handed now.

SWEEP THE BALLS!!!!

Some dickhead. Thanks, man.

Who neggs that??, have a plus man.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm saving that little three-way for some hot little piece of work and her strap-on.

If the guy was stupid enough to turn his back after all of that he deserves to be kicked in the nuts.

Atta boy Knepads.

I was responding to the weird and out of place comment by SGMan but somehow the comments get wonky and out of place.
What's up with that?

Well there was a lot of pussy in the video.

I guess that explains why he had to settle for a spring bok instead off a sheep.

More of a bouncer, actually

It's the Transvall Scottish Regiment, I understand there also Canadian Scott's regiments

And it looked like a goat.

You sure he was South African? He looked kinda Scottish to me.

Post a demonstration of you using them and let us reassure you.

And now she will be a roller.

Every true narcissist does.

Well it is a big arse grill, and you could feed a family of starving Ethiopians for a year on that arse, fair enough.

It was the grill salesman Jonesy.

"The land must not be sold permanently, because the land is mine" (Leviticus 25:23). This is why nobody in Israel can buy and sell "Israel lands" - that which is held by the State, the Development Authority, or the Jewish National Fund (about 94% of the land in the country) and can only lease it.

It's that idea, that Yahweh owns the land, which he promised to the Jews, that is the real blockade to any sort of deal between the Palestinians and the Jews, whether it be a unitary or two state solution. Well, it could never be a unitary one, especially if the Palestinians are given the right of return as that would upset the "Jewish character" of the state and you forever read Israeli Jews banging on about the demographic balance. It's incredible that such an openly racist country is given literally billions of dollars every year in "aid" by the States. And people wonder why Arabs are so angry when little Palestinian kiddies in the West Bank ad Gaza get blown apart by rockets launched by Israeli helicopter guships that have "Made in the USA" on them (you'd think they would have learned to rub that off by now).

Gonna give that a go tonight. Fuck educational TV. Thanks H6.

Whoever gave that whale the idea that that is attractive needs to be slapped.

No good for me, I like getting handjobs too much; then again she can probably give a great foodjob.

One could make a video of exactly the same stuff by going to a “settlement” in the West Bank somewhere. I can't blame the Palestinians, and I have had long conversations with Palestinian refugees; its heartbreaking to hear their stories; and I can honestly say that if I went through what they had, I'd probably do the same. But this shit will continue as long as the Israeli government allows a small segment of its population, many of whom were born in the US, like the good doctor Baruch Goldstein, to steal land that is not theirs and victimise those they steal it from; and all because some fairy tail religious book told them its OK to steal land.

Pack Man should have shoved that golf club up that fuckers arse; there was no call for that.

Haha a neg? That douchebag is a member. Yes douchebag; you king hit people outta nowhere like that and then stand over their unconscious prostrate body trash talking does indeed make you a cowardly piece of shit.

He should have worn a helmet; then again, his brain is in his arse so probly wouldnta helped.

That is where I come in. I would gladly volunteer to fuck your girlfriend in the ass... For science of course

Get a bit of practice at the home brew and you can make beer better than most you will be able to buy, I did it for years and only used the kit style ones, didn’t bother starting from scratch with the grain etc. and was able to make some awesome beers, copies of some high quality Belgium and German beers. Takes a bit of practice (and having the “Beer Yoda” for advice as I did helped) but its worth sticking with if you have the time for it.

Yep, sucks. My girlfriend told me the other day she'd probably let me stick it in her arse; except my dick is too big. Not fucking fair, stupid big dick.

I did security work for years, made me want to yell “you dumb cunt” at most of them all the time too.

[image]Hay look! It's Jimi Hendrix.

I would like personally thank you for a new phrase to add to my arsenal. "weapons grade stupid" will now be my preeminent response to overwhelmingly dumb people. just so you know, it has replaced "eat your own shit retarded".

That shit there is some weapons grade stupid.

fucking coward

Wow, even the fat models ate too stupid to be able to walk; they really dont have anything going for them.

Thanks man. Still having the issues loading the website, but Im house sitting for 2 weeks and it works here. Emailed Cat, hopefully we can get to the bottom of it otherwise I can enjoy it for the next 2 weeks at lest.

Hey! Welcome back, my friend!

By the sounds of them they would have had a mullet or two as well.

I was wondering what IrishJohn had been up to while I have been away.

It was after all a good hat, but the show would be worth watching too

Now why cant they make TV shows like that any more? hat actually looks like it'd be worth watching.

You are not wrong there. My family are bogan as fuck, it was definitely an 'up hill battle' to make sure that i didn't turn out like them, starting with the fact that i never took up cigarettes (not that smoking is indicative of a bogan/redneck traits), It was just the start of my inner-rebellion because my mum and brother smoked a fuck-ton of cigarettes. Once I moved out of home it was "good game"... whats that saying? "Caviar taste on a working mans budget"

Thanks. I understand that not all people in the US are morons, and probably the majority of people in the US are good people (shit, even the wankers are probably good people in the right context) but then there are wankers amongst all of us, and there is bound to be someone who thinks we are wankers, regardless of how we see ourselves. But I appreciate what you re saying.

Sure, that may be the case however the reality is that from birth the average aboriginal is faced with an up hill battle to just get by in a way the average white is not. True, people have to take responsibility for their actions, but we also have to realise that if you are born into a shitty situation you are likely to grow up to be a shit; and that is the case regardless of the colour of your skin.

Majority rules Jones... the RATIO is lower. But fear not, I understand that not every one of the Aboriginal comunity is like that the same as not every African/American likes watermelon and not every Chinese person can perform martial arts. Its a generalization meant for the majority. What I should have said is "Most city dwelling Centerlink (welfare) reliant, woma..." etc.

Well said Sir, plus to you!
Back when I was in school we had a few really nice teachers, and a few assholes like this one.
Would have loved to do the nutcracker on them. Never thought about it and probably would have been sent to a reformatory.

Yeah, because its like every aboriginal in the country is all that, and there are never any white people doing it. Thanks for sorting that out for me.

Centerlink (welfare) reliant, woman beating, child raping, animal torturing... all with the excuse "We were here first"... These are things that makes this picture mean absolutely nothing.

forgive my foolish countrymen, mrjones..

god knows i have to do it every fucking day..

same here mate.

One not on the list, one I was unfortunate enough to encounter, once, was Mega Turd. From whence did Mega Turd come? Who can say, perhaps from eating too much cheese, perhaps from the depths of hell, who can say? Where did it end up? I, at least, would hope, in the depths of hell where it belongs. For three days I had wrestled with the Mega Turd, hoping to free my sphincter from its nefarious grip, but to no avail. But when the fateful night came it was a dark and stormy winters night at the CSIRO in Canberra when I made the fateful decision to extricate the Mega Turd by hand. I took a latex glove from a lab and headed for a toilet in which I wrestled, grappled, battled, the Mega Turd; for at least an hour. Eventually I was victorious; thought I bear the scars of the fray still; or at least my arse bears them.

[image]Here's one from Australia I like.

This shit is one of the reason why I cant stand school teachers. They are fucking adults that spend their day trying to intimidate and bully children, every kid in the class should have run out the door giving him a kick in the nuts as they went.