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![]() | MrJones replied to okietrkr's comment on MiG jet bombing Does Israel have Migs? Or does the Syrian government have them? | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to TittieFucker's comment on 10 truly bizarre military experiments Yeah true, but there would be a level of poetic justice in the bomb being dropped on the Westboro Baptist Church turning them all gay. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on dead dog's 10 truly bizarre military experiments They should drop the gay bomb on the Westboro Baptist Church | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Cigarmann's Drunk Karaoke And the band literally doesn't miss a beat. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to XSbone's comment on MiG jet bombing It does if you think your own government is about to drop bombs on you. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on handymantom's Out of no-where Someone has been reading Sun Tzu. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on theskrillex's Zombie dubstep So that's why its called a ghetto blaster. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Morbidmental's What if faping was illegal? [image]These would have to be standard issue. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Morbidmental's How to pick up women at the gym Shouldn’t she be giving him the clean and jerk? | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Red Bull Stratos Pt 2. And the “are you aww wright??? from the chick made it even funnier. What a stupid fucking question. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Lame pickup lines. The dumbest I ever used was “Wanna root?” and, mind blowinglly, it actually worked. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Minnesota Pastor A religious leader abusing his power and parishioners! Geeeee what a surprise. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to partyboy's comment on Smartass Graffiti I heard about the unsavoury uploads, cant say I am sorry to have missed them by the sounds of it, so I can understand how cat would want to vet everything that comes through before it goes up. But Philly gone? And what’s this stuff about Ronjen throwing himself into a boat propeller? And he didn’t film it for us? | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's The chase. The guy on the bike has one suicidally unbalanced brain to ball ratio. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to prx's comment on Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue What are you? A fucking Smurf? | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Mew's Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue [image]Lets see him turn this one blue. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to PLEDGEY's comment on Dying Wife Gives Her Dying Husband One Last Wish Kinda like a guy's granddad I once heard about who was killed in a concentration camp during the second world war. He got drunk one night and fell from a guard tower. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Cigarmann's Dying Wife Gives Her Dying Husband One Last Wish As sad as it is that they will die, I hope they die happy, together, in each other's arms. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to dv8nme's comment on Smartass Graffiti Philly has gone??? What will we do without his gas mask? Shit I miss all the action. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to camp89's comment on Minimum effort maximum reward Nah. We yell "taste the rainbow" while shooti........ never mind. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on dead dog's Terror tractor [image]OCH. He stole ma tractor. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on brazilbilly's White Flour!!!!! [image]Nazis. I hate these guys. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to partyboy's comment on Smartass Graffiti Where did it go? (I have been away) | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Cigarmann's Cartman Goes Hunting Looks like he is going to have to "pump" his "gun" left handed now. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to dolph9plus's comment on Minimum effort maximum reward SWEEP THE BALLS!!!! | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to fkbisme's comment on Guy On A Buffalo Who neggs that??, have a plus man. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to popejohn666's comment on White boy drops a sick beat!! Thanks, but no thanks. I'm saving that little three-way for some hot little piece of work and her strap-on. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Minimum effort maximum reward If the guy was stupid enough to turn his back after all of that he deserves to be kicked in the nuts. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to Cigarmann's comment on Neighborhood Knee Skiing Atta boy Knepads. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to JustenCase's comment on Cat nip and big cats Well there was a lot of pussy in the video. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to oyxter's comment on Tribute to past fallen Heroes I guess that explains why he had to settle for a spring bok instead off a sheep. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Tribute to past fallen Heroes You sure he was South African? He looked kinda Scottish to me. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to AnonymousDisaster's comment on Bizarre Sex Toys. Post a demonstration of you using them and let us reassure you. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Over shot that one! And now she will be a roller. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to Cigarmann's comment on Cat in the mirror. Every true narcissist does. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to camp89's comment on Mega Booty Well it is a big arse grill, and you could feed a family of starving Ethiopians for a year on that arse, fair enough. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Forget The G-Spot Gonna give that a go tonight. Fuck educational TV. Thanks H6. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Mega Booty Whoever gave that whale the idea that that is attractive needs to be slapped. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on dead dog's Tisha unarmed No good for me, I like getting handjobs too much; then again she can probably give a great foodjob. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on dead dog's Children being trained to kill in the name of allah One could make a video of exactly the same stuff by going to a “settlement” in the West Bank somewhere. I can't blame the Palestinians, and I have had long conversations with Palestinian refugees; its heartbreaking to hear their stories; and I can honestly say that if I went through what they had, I'd probably do the same. But this shit will continue as long as the Israeli government allows a small segment of its population, many of whom were born in the US, like the good doctor Baruch Goldstein, to steal land that is not theirs and victimise those they steal it from; and all because some fairy tail religious book told them its OK to steal land. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Ben666Dover's Pac Man in real life Pack Man should have shoved that golf club up that fuckers arse; there was no call for that. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Mega sucker punch Haha a neg? That douchebag is a member. Yes douchebag; you king hit people outta nowhere like that and then stand over their unconscious prostrate body trash talking does indeed make you a cowardly piece of shit. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to PLEDGEY's comment on Let's make a little fire ! He should have worn a helmet; then again, his brain is in his arse so probly wouldnta helped. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to JustenCase's comment on Freeze distillation Get a bit of practice at the home brew and you can make beer better than most you will be able to buy, I did it for years and only used the kit style ones, didn’t bother starting from scratch with the grain etc. and was able to make some awesome beers, copies of some high quality Belgium and German beers. Takes a bit of practice (and having the “Beer Yoda” for advice as I did helped) but its worth sticking with if you have the time for it. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to popejohn666's comment on White boy drops a sick beat!! Yep, sucks. My girlfriend told me the other day she'd probably let me stick it in her arse; except my dick is too big. Not fucking fair, stupid big dick. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to WonkyDonkey's comment on Fucken Drongo. I did security work for years, made me want to yell “you dumb cunt” at most of them all the time too. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Mew's Very White Reporter Can't Tell Black People Apart [image]Hay look! It's Jimi Hendrix. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on ev1lyv35's Ohio Romney Rally, interviews with Supporters That shit there is some weapons grade stupid. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Jsan69's Mega sucker punch fucking coward | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Morbidmental's Clear the runway! Wow, even the fat models ate too stupid to be able to walk; they really dont have anything going for them. | 7 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to fkbisme's comment on Guy On A Buffalo Thanks man. Still having the issues loading the website, but Im house sitting for 2 weeks and it works here. Emailed Cat, hopefully we can get to the bottom of it otherwise I can enjoy it for the next 2 weeks at lest. | 8 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to TheObamessiah's comment on Holy mackeral By the sounds of them they would have had a mullet or two as well. | 8 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Toilet and firework. I was wondering what IrishJohn had been up to while I have been away. | 8 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Guy On A Buffalo It was after all a good hat, but the show would be worth watching too | 8 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on SirPoopsALot's Guy On A Buffalo Now why cant they make TV shows like that any more? hat actually looks like it'd be worth watching. | 8 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to bigblackjake's comment on Left Behind... Thanks. I understand that not all people in the US are morons, and probably the majority of people in the US are good people (shit, even the wankers are probably good people in the right context) but then there are wankers amongst all of us, and there is bound to be someone who thinks we are wankers, regardless of how we see ourselves. But I appreciate what you re saying. | 9 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to Blythe's comment on Unimpressed Sure, that may be the case however the reality is that from birth the average aboriginal is faced with an up hill battle to just get by in a way the average white is not. True, people have to take responsibility for their actions, but we also have to realise that if you are born into a shitty situation you are likely to grow up to be a shit; and that is the case regardless of the colour of your skin. | 9 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to Blythe's comment on Unimpressed Yeah, because its like every aboriginal in the country is all that, and there are never any white people doing it. Thanks for sorting that out for me. | 9 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Types of shit. One not on the list, one I was unfortunate enough to encounter, once, was Mega Turd. From whence did Mega Turd come? Who can say, perhaps from eating too much cheese, perhaps from the depths of hell, who can say? Where did it end up? I, at least, would hope, in the depths of hell where it belongs. For three days I had wrestled with the Mega Turd, hoping to free my sphincter from its nefarious grip, but to no avail. But when the fateful night came it was a dark and stormy winters night at the CSIRO in Canberra when I made the fateful decision to extricate the Mega Turd by hand. I took a latex glove from a lab and headed for a toilet in which I wrestled, grappled, battled, the Mega Turd; for at least an hour. Eventually I was victorious; thought I bear the scars of the fray still; or at least my arse bears them. | 9 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to fkbisme's comment on Unimpressed [image]Here's one from Australia I like. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Little Russian Student This shit is one of the reason why I cant stand school teachers. They are fucking adults that spend their day trying to intimidate and bully children, every kid in the class should have run out the door giving him a kick in the nuts as they went. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Cigarmann's Don't Pick on the Fat Kid What a shithead with his pre-emptive, and ultimately baseless, claims of someone being "knocked the fuck out" he shouldda been knocked the fuck out. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on friendlygarfield's Fastest sailboat in the world (attempt ) Pretty cool. But can it do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Insurance Scam That's the bit you turn the camera off for. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on zoidberg's Ron Paul's Like a filthy old beatnik. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to MisterInsignificant's comment on Left Behind... Why do I go fuck myself? I prefer not to, I much prefer to leave that job up to my girlfriend; but since you ask, its probably to do the times she is not available. However, I think a more pertinent question is, why don’t you go and gain an acceptable grasp of the use of the English language. Wait.... sorry, I assumed you had something approaching a normal level of intelligence; my bad. Now, moving on to your other, so eloquently put, points, you obviously haven’t the intellect to grasp sarcasm, much less irony, so I will simply decline to try to spell them out to you. But it may surprise your ignorant arse that the US is not responsible for all the freedom and democracy in the world, nor has the US galloped to the rescue of every country in the world, nor does the US have the right to arbitrarily pass sentence of death on entire world populations. Now run off to your much needed English classes you bottom dwelling scum eater. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to simpleman89's comment on Left Behind... Its not like I actually advocate killing anyone, I am simply pointing out the stupidity of these “nuke them all” or “turn the middle east into a sheet of glass” or “car park/parking lot” type comments; and the hypocrisy of the people who say them. Its as if some people in the US think their government has the right to simply exterminate entire portions of the worlds population, yet say something bad about the US and they winge about “America bashing” etc. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Left Behind... A neg? Lets put aside my sarcasm, because from the neg we can see the hypocrisy. USA USA USA | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to Floss's comment on Left Behind... Ahhhh, but then we don’t need a nuke, all wee need is a hijacked commercial airline or two to upset you lot. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to zeta's comment on Iillegal drifters gang up on cops Those clothes are extraordinary comfortable. Especially in very hot weather. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's A selection of car accidents #0:50 it looked like Mr Spock.... or pissflap, came out to inspect the damage. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to kingofthering's comment on Left Behind... How about we, in the rest of the world, just turn the US into a parking lot, after all they cant keep their nose out of anyone else’s business and set up oppressive puppet governments or just invade our countries and murder women and children. We shouldn't waste the lives of our people invading them; the world would be a better place without the US and their meddling, lets just nuke the lot of them. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on Jsan69's Hit man fails [image]The family doesn’t tolerate amateurs. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on turdusmcflurdus's 11mins of bulls vs idiots [image]6:40 was just like the Blues Brothers and the Illinois Nazis. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to 2die's comment on Pit lane incident Well it certainly spoiled their day. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to pimflax's comment on Syrian air strike Pretty much. Allahu akbar literally means god is the greatest and while it is said in parse of god, the way Christians might yell out “Hallelujah” it is also ordinarily said in ways that are exactly the same as Americans might say “Oh my god”. Arabs may also say, as this guy did, “Ya Allah”, which roughly means “Hay God”, or “Oh god”. So you are right, saying Allahu akbar does indeed equate to saying “Oh my god”. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to brohamn's comment on Breivik sentenced to 21 years in prison Fuck me, thats better than my student accommodation at university. Shoot the fucker. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on mcwill's Botched Restoration [image]Even the un-“restored” ones look fucking stupid. This one is one a friend of mine took a photo of when I took her to the place Jebus was supposed to have been baptised at on the Jordan River. I guess the artist figured Jesus needed to show off his junk. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's The Closet I thought she was going to pull out a dildo and start hitting one up herself. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER Yeah, I know, and I agree, but I think Im just a bit too much of a softy to throw round the negs. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to Wagingwetard's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER I'd still give her one, the thought of a chick I can climb all over like she is a jungle gym, and who can throw me around, really does it for me, even if she looks a little.......????? “masculine” ?? (and I'm thinking in a particularly positive way about the hand job potentiality she has).She has a pussy, thats enough for me. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Walrus workout I'd like to give the walrus trainer a workout. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to otto's comment on Bizarre ritual Evolution doesn’t favour the "strong", it favours those most adapted to the environment. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to Nixxx's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER Yep, I know, it can be hard to find stuff that hasn’t already been uploaded; just keep at it, you'll find material. (I didn't neg you either by the way). | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to Nixxx's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER well stop bitching about it and upload something. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WingWang's Bruce's Suicide Fail! Awesome timing from the fire engine driver, thats gotta be 50 points at least. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to TheBraveLittleToaster's comment on Syrian Sniper Blown Off Post Post that shit man. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Common Misconceptions She wasn't your girlfriend was she?? | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to apathy's comment on Another one Nice pussymobile. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on freaksh0w's Music Video Wow, when those guys put their heads together they can actually come up with a pretty good bit of work. | 10 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to cuntpuncheternal's comment on Sikh temple shooting ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Typical hate filled white conservative Christian rant right there | 11 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to ronjen54's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism. My shit is insulting? What is insulting is the automatic assumption that the religious have that everyone should have respect of their beliefs while they reserve the right to hate and slander anyone who doesn’t accept their morality and and then accuse anyone who tells them they are full of shit as intolerant. I don’t hate anyone based on their religious beliefs, but I do think they are silly and I'm more than happy to say so. Besides, if your so worried about anyone insulting religious beliefs where is your concern for possibly insulting any Muslim members here? At least I'm willing to say its all a crock of shit (and I have no bad conscience about insulting religion), you, however, religious or not, seemed to have inherited a bit of the trusty, good old , Christian hypocrisy. | 11 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to a50's comment on Uneven bars horror landing You get a plus for "cock washing cunt stick" gotta remember that one. | 11 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism. *concerned. Fucking auto correct. | 11 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism. And I'm not defending Islam and criticizing Christianity here, as far as I'm conserved they are all a blight on the earth and the sooner people can get past the need to have an imaginary superhero friend and actually face life as a fucking adult and take a bit of responsibility for themselves and their actions, rather than blaming it all on “god's will” or whatever else they waffle on about, the better off the entire world will be. | 11 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to ronjen54's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism. Are they impeding science and technology in the western world? Are they trying to get nonsensical bullshit like creationism taught in American schools? Are Muslims trying to stop women in places like the US from controlling their own reproduction? How many Muslim fanatics have murdered doctors in America who carry out abortions? | 11 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's The Antikythera Mechanism. [image] | 11 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones replied to thisshitisbananas's comment on Sad Thai Commercial Yep, silly little emo needs to get over herself, at least she can hear and speak, self centred little shit. | 11 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Knife Wielding Robber [image]Why not? It worked for Donkey Kong; the robber shoulda been better at jumping. | 11 months ago | |
![]() | MrJones commented on SmoothCriminal's Dislocated Elbow He needed more elbow grease. | 11 months ago |
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