MrJones
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(14 Sep 2011)
Last visit:5 months ago
Country:Australia
Hometown:Woe

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MrJones replied to okietrkr's comment on MiG jet bombing

Does Israel have Migs? Or does the Syrian government have them?

mig jet bombing
02:04
7 months ago
MrJones replied to TittieFucker's comment on 10 truly bizarre military experiments

Yeah true, but there would be a level of poetic justice in the bomb being dropped on the Westboro Baptist Church turning them all gay.

10 truly bizarre military experiments
02:25
7 months ago
MrJones commented on dead dog's 10 truly bizarre military experiments

They should drop the gay bomb on the Westboro Baptist Church

10 truly bizarre military experiments
02:25
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Cigarmann's Drunk Karaoke

And the band literally doesn't miss a beat.

drunk karaoke
00:45
7 months ago
MrJones replied to XSbone's comment on MiG jet bombing

It does if you think your own government is about to drop bombs on you.

mig jet bombing
02:04
7 months ago
MrJones commented on handymantom's Out of no-where

Someone has been reading Sun Tzu.

out of no where
00:24
7 months ago
MrJones commented on theskrillex's Zombie dubstep

So that's why its called a ghetto blaster.

zombie dubstep
03:36
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Morbidmental's What if faping was illegal?

[image]These would have to be standard issue.

what if faping was illegal
02:29
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Morbidmental's How to pick up women at the gym

Shouldn’t she be giving him the clean and jerk?

how to pick up women at the gym
00:56
7 months ago
MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Red Bull Stratos Pt 2.

And the “are you aww wright??? from the chick made it even funnier. What a stupid fucking question.

red bull stratos pt 2
02:51
7 months ago
MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Lame pickup lines.

The dumbest I ever used was “Wanna root?” and, mind blowinglly, it actually worked.

lame pickup lines
06:16
7 months ago
MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Minnesota Pastor

A religious leader abusing his power and parishioners! Geeeee what a surprise.

minnesota pastor
02:28
7 months ago
MrJones replied to partyboy's comment on Smartass Graffiti

I heard about the unsavoury uploads, cant say I am sorry to have missed them by the sounds of it, so I can understand how cat would want to vet everything that comes through before it goes up. But Philly gone? And what’s this stuff about Ronjen throwing himself into a boat propeller? And he didn’t film it for us?

smartass graffiti
7 months ago
MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's The chase.

The guy on the bike has one suicidally unbalanced brain to ball ratio.

the chase
03:49
7 months ago
MrJones replied to prx's comment on Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue

What are you? A fucking Smurf?

turn your brown eyes blue
02:07
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Mew's Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue

[image]Lets see him turn this one blue.

turn your brown eyes blue
02:07
7 months ago
MrJones replied to PLEDGEY's comment on Dying Wife Gives Her Dying Husband One Last Wish

Kinda like a guy's granddad I once heard about who was killed in a concentration camp during the second world war. He got drunk one night and fell from a guard tower.

dying wife gives her dying husband one last wish
01:58
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Cigarmann's Dying Wife Gives Her Dying Husband One Last Wish

As sad as it is that they will die, I hope they die happy, together, in each other's arms.

dying wife gives her dying husband one last wish
01:58
7 months ago
MrJones replied to dv8nme's comment on Smartass Graffiti

Philly has gone??? What will we do without his gas mask? Shit I miss all the action.

smartass graffiti
7 months ago
MrJones replied to camp89's comment on Minimum effort maximum reward

Nah. We yell "taste the rainbow" while shooti........ never mind.

minimum effort maximum reward 70
7 months ago
MrJones commented on dead dog's Terror tractor

[image]OCH. He stole ma tractor.

terror tractor
04:10
7 months ago
MrJones commented on brazilbilly's White Flour!!!!!

[image]Nazis. I hate these guys.

white flour 99
01:58
7 months ago
MrJones replied to partyboy's comment on Smartass Graffiti

Where did it go? (I have been away)

smartass graffiti
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Cigarmann's Cartman Goes Hunting

Looks like he is going to have to "pump" his "gun" left handed now.

cartman goes hunting
00:37
7 months ago
MrJones replied to dolph9plus's comment on Minimum effort maximum reward

SWEEP THE BALLS!!!!

minimum effort maximum reward 70
7 months ago
MrJones replied to fkbisme's comment on Guy On A Buffalo

Who neggs that??, have a plus man.

guy on a buffalo
02:15
7 months ago
MrJones replied to popejohn666's comment on White boy drops a sick beat!!

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm saving that little three-way for some hot little piece of work and her strap-on.

white boy drops a sick beat
02:55
7 months ago
MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Minimum effort maximum reward

If the guy was stupid enough to turn his back after all of that he deserves to be kicked in the nuts.

minimum effort maximum reward 70
7 months ago
MrJones replied to Cigarmann's comment on Neighborhood Knee Skiing

Atta boy Knepads.

neighborhood knee skiing
01:26
7 months ago
MrJones replied to JustenCase's comment on Cat nip and big cats

Well there was a lot of pussy in the video.

cat nip and big cats
03:54
7 months ago
MrJones replied to oyxter's comment on Tribute to past fallen Heroes

I guess that explains why he had to settle for a spring bok instead off a sheep.

tribute to past fallen heroes
7 months ago
MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Tribute to past fallen Heroes

You sure he was South African? He looked kinda Scottish to me.

tribute to past fallen heroes
7 months ago
MrJones replied to AnonymousDisaster's comment on Bizarre Sex Toys.

Post a demonstration of you using them and let us reassure you.

bizarre sex toys
7 months ago
MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Over shot that one!

And now she will be a roller.

over shot that one
00:35
7 months ago
MrJones replied to Cigarmann's comment on Cat in the mirror.

Every true narcissist does.

cat in the mirror
01:15
7 months ago
MrJones replied to camp89's comment on Mega Booty

Well it is a big arse grill, and you could feed a family of starving Ethiopians for a year on that arse, fair enough.

mega booty
00:18
7 months ago
MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Forget The G-Spot

Gonna give that a go tonight. Fuck educational TV. Thanks H6.

forget the g spot
05:16
7 months ago
MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Mega Booty

Whoever gave that whale the idea that that is attractive needs to be slapped.

mega booty
00:18
7 months ago
MrJones commented on dead dog's Tisha unarmed

No good for me, I like getting handjobs too much; then again she can probably give a great foodjob.

tisha unarmed
02:41
7 months ago
MrJones commented on dead dog's Children being trained to kill in the name of allah

One could make a video of exactly the same stuff by going to a “settlement” in the West Bank somewhere. I can't blame the Palestinians, and I have had long conversations with Palestinian refugees; its heartbreaking to hear their stories; and I can honestly say that if I went through what they had, I'd probably do the same. But this shit will continue as long as the Israeli government allows a small segment of its population, many of whom were born in the US, like the good doctor Baruch Goldstein, to steal land that is not theirs and victimise those they steal it from; and all because some fairy tail religious book told them its OK to steal land.

children being trained to kill in the name of allah
04:26
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Ben666Dover's Pac Man in real life

Pack Man should have shoved that golf club up that fuckers arse; there was no call for that.

pac man in real life
02:41
7 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Mega sucker punch

Haha a neg? That douchebag is a member. Yes douchebag; you king hit people outta nowhere like that and then stand over their unconscious prostrate body trash talking does indeed make you a cowardly piece of shit.

mega sucker punch
00:43
7 months ago
MrJones replied to PLEDGEY's comment on Let's make a little fire !

He should have worn a helmet; then again, his brain is in his arse so probly wouldnta helped.

let s make a little fire
01:44
7 months ago
MrJones replied to JustenCase's comment on Freeze distillation

Get a bit of practice at the home brew and you can make beer better than most you will be able to buy, I did it for years and only used the kit style ones, didn’t bother starting from scratch with the grain etc. and was able to make some awesome beers, copies of some high quality Belgium and German beers. Takes a bit of practice (and having the “Beer Yoda” for advice as I did helped) but its worth sticking with if you have the time for it.

freeze distillation
7 months ago
MrJones replied to popejohn666's comment on White boy drops a sick beat!!

Yep, sucks. My girlfriend told me the other day she'd probably let me stick it in her arse; except my dick is too big. Not fucking fair, stupid big dick.

white boy drops a sick beat
02:55
7 months ago
MrJones replied to WonkyDonkey's comment on Fucken Drongo.

I did security work for years, made me want to yell “you dumb cunt” at most of them all the time too.

fucken drongo 8b
02:41
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Mew's Very White Reporter Can't Tell Black People Apart

[image]Hay look! It's Jimi Hendrix.

very white reporter can t tell black people apart
01:59
7 months ago
MrJones commented on ev1lyv35's Ohio Romney Rally, interviews with Supporters

That shit there is some weapons grade stupid.

ohio romney rally interviews with supporters
08:30
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Jsan69's Mega sucker punch

fucking coward

mega sucker punch
00:43
7 months ago
MrJones commented on Morbidmental's Clear the runway!

Wow, even the fat models ate too stupid to be able to walk; they really dont have anything going for them.

clear the runway
00:21
7 months ago
MrJones replied to fkbisme's comment on Guy On A Buffalo

Thanks man. Still having the issues loading the website, but Im house sitting for 2 weeks and it works here. Emailed Cat, hopefully we can get to the bottom of it otherwise I can enjoy it for the next 2 weeks at lest.

guy on a buffalo
02:15
8 months ago
MrJones replied to TheObamessiah's comment on Holy mackeral

By the sounds of them they would have had a mullet or two as well.

holy mackeral
01:50
8 months ago
MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Toilet and firework.

I was wondering what IrishJohn had been up to while I have been away.

toilet and firework
01:21
8 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Guy On A Buffalo

It was after all a good hat, but the show would be worth watching too

guy on a buffalo
02:15
8 months ago
MrJones commented on SirPoopsALot's Guy On A Buffalo

Now why cant they make TV shows like that any more? hat actually looks like it'd be worth watching.

guy on a buffalo
02:15
8 months ago
MrJones replied to bigblackjake's comment on Left Behind...

Thanks. I understand that not all people in the US are morons, and probably the majority of people in the US are good people (shit, even the wankers are probably good people in the right context) but then there are wankers amongst all of us, and there is bound to be someone who thinks we are wankers, regardless of how we see ourselves. But I appreciate what you re saying.

left behind
02:16
9 months ago
MrJones replied to Blythe's comment on Unimpressed

Sure, that may be the case however the reality is that from birth the average aboriginal is faced with an up hill battle to just get by in a way the average white is not. True, people have to take responsibility for their actions, but we also have to realise that if you are born into a shitty situation you are likely to grow up to be a shit; and that is the case regardless of the colour of your skin.

unimpressed
9 months ago
MrJones replied to Blythe's comment on Unimpressed

Yeah, because its like every aboriginal in the country is all that, and there are never any white people doing it. Thanks for sorting that out for me.

unimpressed
9 months ago
MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Types of shit.

One not on the list, one I was unfortunate enough to encounter, once, was Mega Turd. From whence did Mega Turd come? Who can say, perhaps from eating too much cheese, perhaps from the depths of hell, who can say? Where did it end up? I, at least, would hope, in the depths of hell where it belongs. For three days I had wrestled with the Mega Turd, hoping to free my sphincter from its nefarious grip, but to no avail. But when the fateful night came it was a dark and stormy winters night at the CSIRO in Canberra when I made the fateful decision to extricate the Mega Turd by hand. I took a latex glove from a lab and headed for a toilet in which I wrestled, grappled, battled, the Mega Turd; for at least an hour. Eventually I was victorious; thought I bear the scars of the fray still; or at least my arse bears them.

types of shit
9 months ago
MrJones replied to fkbisme's comment on Unimpressed

[image]Here's one from Australia I like.

unimpressed
10 months ago
MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Little Russian Student

This shit is one of the reason why I cant stand school teachers. They are fucking adults that spend their day trying to intimidate and bully children, every kid in the class should have run out the door giving him a kick in the nuts as they went.

little russian student
01:00
10 months ago
MrJones commented on Cigarmann's Don't Pick on the Fat Kid

What a shithead with his pre-emptive, and ultimately baseless, claims of someone being "knocked the fuck out" he shouldda been knocked the fuck out.

don t pick on the fat kid
00:34
10 months ago
MrJones commented on friendlygarfield's Fastest sailboat in the world (attempt )

Pretty cool. But can it do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

fastest sailboat in the world attempt
01:19
10 months ago
MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Insurance Scam

That's the bit you turn the camera off for.

insurance scam
00:21
10 months ago
MrJones commented on zoidberg's Ron Paul's

Like a filthy old beatnik.

ron paul s
10 months ago
MrJones replied to MisterInsignificant's comment on Left Behind...

Why do I go fuck myself? I prefer not to, I much prefer to leave that job up to my girlfriend; but since you ask, its probably to do the times she is not available. However, I think a more pertinent question is, why don’t you go and gain an acceptable grasp of the use of the English language. Wait.... sorry, I assumed you had something approaching a normal level of intelligence; my bad. Now, moving on to your other, so eloquently put, points, you obviously haven’t the intellect to grasp sarcasm, much less irony, so I will simply decline to try to spell them out to you. But it may surprise your ignorant arse that the US is not responsible for all the freedom and democracy in the world, nor has the US galloped to the rescue of every country in the world, nor does the US have the right to arbitrarily pass sentence of death on entire world populations. Now run off to your much needed English classes you bottom dwelling scum eater.

left behind
02:16
10 months ago
MrJones replied to simpleman89's comment on Left Behind...

Its not like I actually advocate killing anyone, I am simply pointing out the stupidity of these “nuke them all” or “turn the middle east into a sheet of glass” or “car park/parking lot” type comments; and the hypocrisy of the people who say them. Its as if some people in the US think their government has the right to simply exterminate entire portions of the worlds population, yet say something bad about the US and they winge about “America bashing” etc.

left behind
02:16
10 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Left Behind...

A neg? Lets put aside my sarcasm, because from the neg we can see the hypocrisy. USA USA USA

left behind
02:16
10 months ago
MrJones replied to Floss's comment on Left Behind...

Ahhhh, but then we don’t need a nuke, all wee need is a hijacked commercial airline or two to upset you lot.

left behind
02:16
10 months ago
MrJones replied to zeta's comment on Iillegal drifters gang up on cops

Those clothes are extraordinary comfortable. Especially in very hot weather.

iillegal drifters gang up on cops
01:49
10 months ago
MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's A selection of car accidents

#0:50 it looked like Mr Spock.... or pissflap, came out to inspect the damage.

a selection of car accidents
04:34
10 months ago
MrJones replied to kingofthering's comment on Left Behind...

How about we, in the rest of the world, just turn the US into a parking lot, after all they cant keep their nose out of anyone else’s business and set up oppressive puppet governments or just invade our countries and murder women and children. We shouldn't waste the lives of our people invading them; the world would be a better place without the US and their meddling, lets just nuke the lot of them.

left behind
02:16
10 months ago
MrJones commented on Jsan69's Hit man fails

[image]The family doesn’t tolerate amateurs.

hit man fails
00:38
10 months ago
MrJones commented on turdusmcflurdus's 11mins of bulls vs idiots

[image]6:40 was just like the Blues Brothers and the Illinois Nazis.

11mins of bulls vs idiots
10:49
10 months ago
MrJones replied to 2die's comment on Pit lane incident

Well it certainly spoiled their day.

pit lane incident
02:10
10 months ago
MrJones replied to pimflax's comment on Syrian air strike

Pretty much. Allahu akbar literally means god is the greatest and while it is said in parse of god, the way Christians might yell out “Hallelujah” it is also ordinarily said in ways that are exactly the same as Americans might say “Oh my god”. Arabs may also say, as this guy did, “Ya Allah”, which roughly means “Hay God”, or “Oh god”. So you are right, saying Allahu akbar does indeed equate to saying “Oh my god”.

syrian air strike
02:01
10 months ago
MrJones replied to brohamn's comment on Breivik sentenced to 21 years in prison

Fuck me, thats better than my student accommodation at university. Shoot the fucker.

breivik sentenced to 21 years in prison
10 months ago
MrJones commented on mcwill's Botched Restoration

[image]Even the un-“restored” ones look fucking stupid. This one is one a friend of mine took a photo of when I took her to the place Jebus was supposed to have been baptised at on the Jordan River. I guess the artist figured Jesus needed to show off his junk.

botched restoration
10 months ago
MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's The Closet

I thought she was going to pull out a dildo and start hitting one up herself.

the closet
02:53
10 months ago
MrJones replied to TheDunwichWhore's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER

Yeah, I know, and I agree, but I think Im just a bit too much of a softy to throw round the negs.

chyna aka joanie lauer
10 months ago
MrJones replied to Wagingwetard's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER

I'd still give her one, the thought of a chick I can climb all over like she is a jungle gym, and who can throw me around, really does it for me, even if she looks a little.......????? “masculine” ?? (and I'm thinking in a particularly positive way about the hand job potentiality she has).She has a pussy, thats enough for me.

chyna aka joanie lauer
10 months ago
MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's Walrus workout

I'd like to give the walrus trainer a workout.

walrus workout
01:29
10 months ago
MrJones replied to otto's comment on Bizarre ritual

Evolution doesn’t favour the "strong", it favours those most adapted to the environment.

bizarre ritual
01:48
10 months ago
MrJones replied to Nixxx's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER

Yep, I know, it can be hard to find stuff that hasn’t already been uploaded; just keep at it, you'll find material. (I didn't neg you either by the way).

chyna aka joanie lauer
10 months ago
MrJones replied to Nixxx's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER

well stop bitching about it and upload something.

chyna aka joanie lauer
10 months ago
MrJones commented on WingWang's Bruce's Suicide Fail!

Awesome timing from the fire engine driver, thats gotta be 50 points at least.

bruce s suicide fail
01:42
10 months ago
MrJones replied to TheBraveLittleToaster's comment on Syrian Sniper Blown Off Post

Post that shit man.

syrian sniper blown off post
00:45
10 months ago
MrJones replied to friendlygarfield's comment on Common Misconceptions

She wasn't your girlfriend was she??

common misconceptions
03:59
10 months ago
MrJones replied to apathy's comment on Another one

Nice pussymobile.

another one f3
00:51
10 months ago
MrJones commented on freaksh0w's Music Video

Wow, when those guys put their heads together they can actually come up with a pretty good bit of work.

music video
03:00
10 months ago
MrJones replied to cuntpuncheternal's comment on Sikh temple shooting

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Typical hate filled white conservative Christian rant right there

sikh temple shooting
11 months ago
MrJones replied to ronjen54's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

My shit is insulting? What is insulting is the automatic assumption that the religious have that everyone should have respect of their beliefs while they reserve the right to hate and slander anyone who doesn’t accept their morality and and then accuse anyone who tells them they are full of shit as intolerant. I don’t hate anyone based on their religious beliefs, but I do think they are silly and I'm more than happy to say so. Besides, if your so worried about anyone insulting religious beliefs where is your concern for possibly insulting any Muslim members here? At least I'm willing to say its all a crock of shit (and I have no bad conscience about insulting religion), you, however, religious or not, seemed to have inherited a bit of the trusty, good old , Christian hypocrisy.

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
11 months ago
MrJones replied to a50's comment on Uneven bars horror landing

You get a plus for "cock washing cunt stick" gotta remember that one.

uneven bars horror landing
11 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

*concerned. Fucking auto correct.

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
11 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

And I'm not defending Islam and criticizing Christianity here, as far as I'm conserved they are all a blight on the earth and the sooner people can get past the need to have an imaginary superhero friend and actually face life as a fucking adult and take a bit of responsibility for themselves and their actions, rather than blaming it all on “god's will” or whatever else they waffle on about, the better off the entire world will be.

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
11 months ago
MrJones replied to ronjen54's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

Are they impeding science and technology in the western world? Are they trying to get nonsensical bullshit like creationism taught in American schools? Are Muslims trying to stop women in places like the US from controlling their own reproduction? How many Muslim fanatics have murdered doctors in America who carry out abortions?

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
11 months ago
MrJones commented on WartEncrustedDong's The Antikythera Mechanism.

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the antikythera mechanism
07:51
11 months ago
MrJones replied to thisshitisbananas's comment on Sad Thai Commercial

Yep, silly little emo needs to get over herself, at least she can hear and speak, self centred little shit.

sad thai commercial
03:03
11 months ago
MrJones commented on brazilbilly's Knife Wielding Robber

[image]Why not? It worked for Donkey Kong; the robber shoulda been better at jumping.

knife wielding robber
01:48
11 months ago
MrJones commented on SmoothCriminal's Dislocated Elbow

He needed more elbow grease.

dislocated elbow
00:06
11 months ago

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