MrJones
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Joined:2 years ago
(14 Sep 2011)
Last visit:4 months ago
Country:Australia
Hometown:Woe

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goodslave4u commented on MrJones's Ball Draggers

I personally like this shit... makes me feel owned and submissive to the women and that turns me on.... I wonder if these ladies are still single?

ball draggers
00:24
2 weeks ago
robojizz commented on MrJones's Cop maces child

get her!

cop maces child
2 months ago
aSirensLoveLife replied to MrJones's comment on Now SHE was asking for it...

I would pay to see that!
Id looove to see them all beaten up

now she was asking for it
00:15
4 months ago
dcshipman commented on MrJones's Cop maces child

Writing that all cops are bad is the same idiot logic that racists use.

cop maces child
4 months ago
wyldredhead replied to MrJones's comment on Mom has had it

i think she should get a job, divorce him and then grant the dad joint custody so he can see how it feels to take care of the kid by himself with no help.

mom has had it
01:39
5 months ago
geffish commented on MrJones's Cop maces child

That's what happens when irresponsible parents take their children to protest and use their children as pawns in their protests. Parents need to be strung up..

cop maces child
6 months ago
okietrkr replied to MrJones's comment on MiG jet bombing

Is Isreal Palestines govt?

mig jet bombing
02:04
6 months ago
friendlygarfield replied to MrJones's comment on 10 truly bizarre military experiments

Jones - seems like that "gay bomb" was dropped in many spots around the world already :-)

10 truly bizarre military experiments
02:25
6 months ago
TittieFucker replied to MrJones's comment on 10 truly bizarre military experiments

Or any bomb for that matter

10 truly bizarre military experiments
02:25
6 months ago
FebreezeMyBalls replied to MrJones's comment on What if faping was illegal?

Well fuck thumbs. Who needs them anyways when you can fuck the couch?

what if faping was illegal
02:29
6 months ago
prx replied to MrJones's comment on Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue

nope, just going to fuck it so hard it bruises blue

turn your brown eyes blue
02:07
6 months ago
partyboy replied to MrJones's comment on Smartass Graffiti

Some fuckin douchebag uploaded something very very bad and now uploading is very restricted.

smartass graffiti
6 months ago
gingernut replied to MrJones's comment on Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue

Blue waffle?

turn your brown eyes blue
02:07
6 months ago
Devilstones replied to MrJones's comment on Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue

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It might not make it blue, but who knows....

turn your brown eyes blue
02:07
6 months ago
WonkyDonkey replied to MrJones's comment on Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue

Even smurfette is pink on the inside... Trust me, I know ;)

turn your brown eyes blue
02:07
6 months ago
Lady Q replied to MrJones's comment on Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue

When he's done it'll look like he/she/it fucker a smurf

turn your brown eyes blue
02:07
6 months ago
prx replied to MrJones's comment on Turn Your Brown Eyes Blue

I can do it, but wont need a laser

turn your brown eyes blue
02:07
6 months ago
prettyprincess replied to MrJones's comment on Dying Wife Gives Her Dying Husband One Last Wish

i always dreamed of having a notebook ending <3

dying wife gives her dying husband one last wish
01:58
6 months ago
PLEDGEY replied to MrJones's comment on Dying Wife Gives Her Dying Husband One Last Wish

Actually i lied, it was cigarettes that kill grandad.........he was run over by a Marlboro lorry!

dying wife gives her dying husband one last wish
01:58
6 months ago
PLEDGEY replied to MrJones's comment on Dying Wife Gives Her Dying Husband One Last Wish

My Grandad went peacefully in his sleep......unlike the screaming passengers on his bus!

dying wife gives her dying husband one last wish
01:58
6 months ago
dv8nme replied to MrJones's comment on Smartass Graffiti

Ever since Philly left, it hasn't been profitable.

smartass graffiti
6 months ago
LearnToSwim replied to MrJones's comment on White Flour!!!!!

Illinois Nazis, no less

white flour 99
01:58
6 months ago
camp89 replied to MrJones's comment on Minimum effort maximum reward

Is that what they yell at the Rainbow Dojo?

minimum effort maximum reward 70
6 months ago
fkbisme replied to MrJones's comment on Guy On A Buffalo

Some dickhead. Thanks, man.

guy on a buffalo
02:15
6 months ago
JustenCase replied to MrJones's comment on Cat nip and big cats

I was responding to the weird and out of place comment by SGMan but somehow the comments get wonky and out of place.
What's up with that?

cat nip and big cats
03:54
6 months ago
ambisinister replied to MrJones's comment on Over shot that one!

More of a bouncer, actually

over shot that one
00:35
6 months ago
oyxter replied to MrJones's comment on Tribute to past fallen Heroes

It's the Transvall Scottish Regiment, I understand there also Canadian Scott's regiments

tribute to past fallen heroes
6 months ago
fkbisme replied to MrJones's comment on Tribute to past fallen Heroes

And it looked like a goat.

tribute to past fallen heroes
6 months ago
camp89 replied to MrJones's comment on Mega Booty

It was the grill salesman Jonesy.

mega booty
00:18
6 months ago
BorisYeltsin replied to MrJones's comment on Children being trained to kill in the name of allah

"The land must not be sold permanently, because the land is mine" (Leviticus 25:23). This is why nobody in Israel can buy and sell "Israel lands" - that which is held by the State, the Development Authority, or the Jewish National Fund (about 94% of the land in the country) and can only lease it.

It's that idea, that Yahweh owns the land, which he promised to the Jews, that is the real blockade to any sort of deal between the Palestinians and the Jews, whether it be a unitary or two state solution. Well, it could never be a unitary one, especially if the Palestinians are given the right of return as that would upset the "Jewish character" of the state and you forever read Israeli Jews banging on about the demographic balance. It's incredible that such an openly racist country is given literally billions of dollars every year in "aid" by the States. And people wonder why Arabs are so angry when little Palestinian kiddies in the West Bank ad Gaza get blown apart by rockets launched by Israeli helicopter guships that have "Made in the USA" on them (you'd think they would have learned to rub that off by now).

children being trained to kill in the name of allah
04:26
6 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Mega sucker punch

Haha a neg? That douchebag is a member. Yes douchebag; you king hit people outta nowhere like that and then stand over their unconscious prostrate body trash talking does indeed make you a cowardly piece of shit.

mega sucker punch
00:43
6 months ago
popejohn666 replied to MrJones's comment on White boy drops a sick beat!!

That is where I come in. I would gladly volunteer to fuck your girlfriend in the ass... For science of course

white boy drops a sick beat
02:55
6 months ago
crazybrain replied to MrJones's comment on Ohio Romney Rally, interviews with Supporters

I would like personally thank you for a new phrase to add to my arsenal. "weapons grade stupid" will now be my preeminent response to overwhelmingly dumb people. just so you know, it has replaced "eat your own shit retarded".

ohio romney rally interviews with supporters
08:30
6 months ago
fkbisme replied to MrJones's comment on Guy On A Buffalo

Hey! Welcome back, my friend!

guy on a buffalo
02:15
7 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Guy On A Buffalo

It was after all a good hat, but the show would be worth watching too

guy on a buffalo
02:15
7 months ago
Blythe replied to MrJones's comment on Unimpressed

You are not wrong there. My family are bogan as fuck, it was definitely an 'up hill battle' to make sure that i didn't turn out like them, starting with the fact that i never took up cigarettes (not that smoking is indicative of a bogan/redneck traits), It was just the start of my inner-rebellion because my mum and brother smoked a fuck-ton of cigarettes. Once I moved out of home it was "good game"... whats that saying? "Caviar taste on a working mans budget"

unimpressed
8 months ago
Blythe replied to MrJones's comment on Unimpressed

Majority rules Jones... the RATIO is lower. But fear not, I understand that not every one of the Aboriginal comunity is like that the same as not every African/American likes watermelon and not every Chinese person can perform martial arts. Its a generalization meant for the majority. What I should have said is "Most city dwelling Centerlink (welfare) reliant, woma..." etc.

unimpressed
9 months ago
BlueDick replied to MrJones's comment on Little Russian Student

Well said Sir, plus to you!
Back when I was in school we had a few really nice teachers, and a few assholes like this one.
Would have loved to do the nutcracker on them. Never thought about it and probably would have been sent to a reformatory.

little russian student
01:00
9 months ago
Blythe replied to MrJones's comment on Unimpressed

Centerlink (welfare) reliant, woman beating, child raping, animal torturing... all with the excuse "We were here first"... These are things that makes this picture mean absolutely nothing.

unimpressed
9 months ago
bigblackjake replied to MrJones's comment on Left Behind...

forgive my foolish countrymen, mrjones..

god knows i have to do it every fucking day..

left behind
02:16
9 months ago
mushroom77 replied to MrJones's comment on Motorcycle Head On with Car = Fatality

same here mate.

motorcycle head on with car fatality
00:40
9 months ago
Davismike39 replied to MrJones's comment on Don't Pick on the Fat Kid

Come on, he was rooting for the fat kid.

don t pick on the fat kid
00:34
9 months ago
MisterInsignificant replied to MrJones's comment on Left Behind...

WHy do you go fuck yourself you man pimp. If it wasnt for the United States you wouldnt have the faggot suit your wearing and you wouldnt even have the internet. Asshole I bet you have never served one day defending anything.

left behind
02:16
9 months ago
Nurrys replied to MrJones's comment on Left Behind...

plus to you same as i seen a video of a us soldier step on a ied the person who put it up said that its NOT entertainment but if it was a "raghead" setting a ied it would be ok go fig

left behind
02:16
9 months ago
simpleman89 replied to MrJones's comment on Left Behind...

Lol i hate to quote a bad movie but u blow up a post office here n we take out city hall there u kill a thousand we kill a couple hundred thousand there u can come over here n do some real damage wen u get lucky enough to actualy be successful but there are plenty of us and as floss said we do have some fuckin awsome toys so go ahead giv it a try

left behind
02:16
9 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Left Behind...

A neg? Lets put aside my sarcasm, because from the neg we can see the hypocrisy. USA USA USA

left behind
02:16
9 months ago
Floss replied to MrJones's comment on Left Behind...

Try it. We have satellites that can shoot missiles down with lasers and titan nuke subs off the coast of every continent 24/7...good luck with that. we're 15 trillion in debt for a reason...we have A LOT of toys to show for it. :)

left behind
02:16
9 months ago
freaksh0w replied to MrJones's comment on The Closet

I was hoping.

the closet
02:53
9 months ago
MrReality replied to MrJones's comment on Bizarre ritual

You mean like , the strong for instace ? If it ever goes to every man for himself , who do you think will survive ?

bizarre ritual
01:48
9 months ago
TheDunwichWhore replied to MrJones's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER

I negged him because I'm sick of users who don't contribute shit yet they complain about other's efforts.

chyna aka joanie lauer
9 months ago
Nixxx replied to MrJones's comment on CHYNA aka JOANIE LAUER

i've tried but i keep finding out that it was uploaded 2-5 years ago

chyna aka joanie lauer
9 months ago
bobster replied to MrJones's comment on Common Misconceptions

pffft garfield has standards

common misconceptions
03:59
9 months ago
freakman420 replied to MrJones's comment on Bruce's Suicide Fail!

I belive there is a 100 point bonus deserved for the 20 foot slide.

bruce s suicide fail
01:42
9 months ago
xchandlerx replied to MrJones's comment on Bruce's Suicide Fail!

Mid air collision is 50 points, using a fire truck is 50 and the slide distance was another 25 points. Great job.
Achievement unlocked 125

bruce s suicide fail
01:42
9 months ago
TheDunwichWhore replied to MrJones's comment on And somewhere...this is going on

I don't think he'll feel it. She has tiny hands and fingers.

and somewhere this is going on
9 months ago
ronjen54 replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

Whatever you say asshole.

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
10 months ago
ronjen54 replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

My dad was a Nazarene minister and my mother was a devout Christian till the end.They were nothing like what you describe.I am not a religious person but your bullshit is insulting.
Oh,and the guy that shot the abortion doctor was a nutjob.

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
10 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

*concerned. Fucking auto correct.

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
10 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

And I'm not defending Islam and criticizing Christianity here, as far as I'm conserved they are all a blight on the earth and the sooner people can get past the need to have an imaginary superhero friend and actually face life as a fucking adult and take a bit of responsibility for themselves and their actions, rather than blaming it all on “god's will” or whatever else they waffle on about, the better off the entire world will be.

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
10 months ago
ronjen54 replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

Damn,I hit good instead of reply.
Yes.Yes.Yes.None,but they did slaughter alot of solders at Fort Hood and the World Trade Center in the name of Allah.
You're just a Christian basher.

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
10 months ago
ronjen54 replied to MrJones's comment on The Antikythera Mechanism.

What about the dark ages of Islam today?

the antikythera mechanism
07:51
10 months ago
Cypher8 replied to MrJones's comment on Absolute terror

Thankyou for your support.

absolute terror
00:50
10 months ago
TheDunwichWhore replied to MrJones's comment on Tea time

Looks like it tastes of putrefaction and diarrhea.

tea time
01:30
10 months ago
kittyripper replied to MrJones's comment on Egypt all-veiled TV

I guess I never really thought too much about what the material is made out of, it always looks fairly thick to me (like t-shirt material or thicker). Since most of your body heat escapes through your head I would think that wrapping your head in pretty much anything would make you sweat. You learn something new everyday, thanks for the correction.

egypt all veiled tv
01:52
10 months ago
NightofthelivingFred replied to MrJones's comment on Egypt all-veiled TV

Are you speaking from experience?

egypt all veiled tv
01:52
10 months ago
Blackbird71 replied to MrJones's comment on Now SHE was asking for it...

I don't believe in hitting women, but I'll knock the shit out of a bitch!!!

now she was asking for it
00:15
10 months ago
AintGonnaDoIt replied to MrJones's comment on Great Mother

That stupid bitch wasn't "allowed" to have children since this video was not filmed in China. This video is simply about a stupid bitch who let herself get fucked and had a child, who doesn't give a shit about the child, and then doesn't know what to do when the child gets injured due to her own negligence. Yanking the kid up by the arm wasn't the brightest move if both of the kid's legs were broken.

great mother
00:24
10 months ago
doctorgasm replied to MrJones's comment on Horse Kick

You misspelled those sucking cock :o)

horse kick
00:30
11 months ago
MrRam replied to MrJones's comment on Motorcycle Head On with Car = Fatality

That's the truth there. Riding a bike is as humbling as it is exhilarating. I can honestly say I make it a point to look around and drive more aware than I used to when I only drove cars.

motorcycle head on with car fatality
00:40
11 months ago
MayanVillager replied to MrJones's comment on Track Runner

Back? Or black?

track runner
00:59
11 months ago
PissFlap replied to MrJones's comment on Brown vs Blck

That other pointy eared bastard took my woman !

brown vs blck
03:58
11 months ago
HulkBrogan replied to MrJones's comment on Brown vs Blck

Reminds me of this scene from the The Cable Guy

brown vs blck
03:58
11 months ago
fkbisme replied to MrJones's comment on Horse Kick

I rode through high school and most stock contractors treat the stock pretty well here in the states. It's the little roadside podunk rodeos that you gotta watch out for but NOTHING is worse than a Mexican rodeo.

horse kick
00:30
11 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on Brown vs Blck

[image]What the fuck??? someone negged Spock and Kirk?? KHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

brown vs blck
03:58
11 months ago
TheBrat replied to MrJones's comment on Motorcycle Head On with Car = Fatality

Yeah, when my husband got a bike, an experienced rider told him to always ride like you're invisible to everyone else on the road.

It was excellent advice

motorcycle head on with car fatality
00:40
11 months ago
dood replied to MrJones's comment on Motorcycle Head On with Car = Fatality

Words to live by.

motorcycle head on with car fatality
00:40
11 months ago
BILDO replied to MrJones's comment on Motorcycle Head On with Car = Fatality

If I could plus this comment more, I would.

motorcycle head on with car fatality
00:40
11 months ago
collector1001 replied to MrJones's comment on Motorcycle Head On with Car = Fatality

Use it or loose it... That is my family creed.

motorcycle head on with car fatality
00:40
11 months ago
Wagingwetard replied to MrJones's comment on Motorcycle Head On with Car = Fatality

Yeppers jonesy.. same should be said when you're on the road in anything.. or even just trying to walk across it..

motorcycle head on with car fatality
00:40
11 months ago
MrJones replied to MrJones's comment on ALLAHU AKBAR!!! police vs. Muslims

See you cant even point out the hypocrisy. Hence the neg.

allahu akbar police vs muslims
11 months ago
JollyRogArrh replied to MrJones's comment on Motorcycle Head On with Car = Fatality

Already plussed you once ....so true!

motorcycle head on with car fatality
00:40
11 months ago
GODnGuns replied to MrJones's comment on Romanian Dude

Heartless SOB............she probably would have preferred a shiner to the dry cleaning bill.

romanian dude
01:08
11 months ago
PrinceChazII replied to MrJones's comment on BBW abc's

Don't forget their super sized fries (chips) and diet Coke!

bbw abc s
11 months ago
skullychick4 replied to MrJones's comment on Evil Children

but like i said, if she were mine, they would have to get through a brick wall to get to her first, she'd be completely untouchable

evil children
10:08
11 months ago
oderus replied to MrJones's comment on Evil Children

Will do. Appreciate the advice

evil children
10:08
11 months ago
oderus replied to MrJones's comment on Evil Children

Oops meant 18. ;) just kidding, what are you the internet police?

evil children
10:08
11 months ago
CrawdaddySupreme replied to MrJones's comment on Evil Children

Yeah, you're probably right on that one... shit-stained spawns of pampered and privileged cunts.

evil children
10:08
11 months ago
RazeCrusher replied to MrJones's comment on I didnt know Chuck Norris

Apparently no one's ever seen Die Hard.

i didnt know chuck norris
00:54
11 months ago
CurtainCaptain replied to MrJones's comment on HME Destruction!

I like carrots!

hme destruction
01:23
11 months ago
uploaded replied to MrJones's comment on Mom has had it

when the mom commits suicide dad will toss the kid, saying this tragedy is too much for him

mom has had it
01:39
11 months ago
CaptainFlyscratch replied to MrJones's comment on Mom has had it

I must totally agree on that point Jonesy. That guy has no real idea of the suffering of that lady. He needs to live it before he makes statements like that

mom has had it
01:39
11 months ago
BigToy commented on MrJones's The Flip and Dock. along with MrRam and RazeCrusher

Nailed it...

the vault and dock
00:37
11 months ago
floss2 commented on MrJones's Rather Large Arsehole. along with willpounder and BigOrca

Is that a Miracle Whip Jar?

rather large arsehole
10:53
11 months ago
JustAHumanBean commented on MrJones's Innocent Girl With a Really Twisted Mind

How does that "safe" word thing work if she has a ball gag in her mouth?

innocent girl with a really twisted mind
01:58
11 months ago
typeR replied to MrJones's comment on Elephantitis

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elephantitis
11 months ago
Festezio replied to MrJones's comment on Labiaplasty Before & After

Mr.Jones, sometimes the Seamen are needed on the poop deck

labiaplasty before after
11 months ago

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